Chen Shi's stand-up comedy won a round of applause from everyone. Now Teacher Pan was embarrassed. You have already said that you are good at it. I didn't expect that he was really good at it. He didn't deliberately sensationalize, and he was trying to portray himself as a scumbag.
Highlighting the kind-hearted image of a good brother, this self-deprecating performance really made many people's eyes shine.
Most people perform to make fun of others, ridicule others, and take advantage of others. How can anyone keep mocking themselves?
The host tried to change the topic and said: "Thank you Mr. Chen for your performance. I hope the next contestant will perform on stage." Teacher Pan took the opportunity and hurriedly left the stage. As he walked, he scolded Chen Shi for not understanding the rules and would ban him in the future.
Li Jiani was so angry when she saw that Chen Shi didn't overturn that she was angry. After Chen Shi returned to his seat, he whispered, "Are you very unhappy? You see that I stole the show and didn't overturn. As a young lady like you, you know that boys and girls can hold hands."
Will she get pregnant?"
Li Jiani rolled her eyes and didn't answer. She thought she was an idiot. Only a fool would believe it if a boy and a girl held hands and got pregnant.
The following program can be said to be boring. Most people still pretend to be crazy and use the same old routine. Chen Shi is too lazy to complain because there is really no need to complain.
However, during the period, some young artists' new drama performances were quite good, at least they had some content. However, Chen Shi couldn't sit still during the last group's performance. After they finished their performance, Chen Shi directly picked up the microphone and said: "Teacher Bai
Right, you're not that old either, you're only in your thirties.
But how can you be more oily and insincere than Teacher Pan? Are you fooling the audience? Internet memes can be used, but everyone is also online. I don’t think grandparents in their 70s or 80s would like to watch this show.
You just copied a lot of Internet memes and cobbled together a program without saying anything. You don’t understand anything this program is about. I’m sorry for that. But the key thing is, what’s with the honeyed confidence on your face? You don’t
Do you really think that you can advance if the program team allows you to advance, but you still want to advance for this work?
I advise you to show some sincerity. You will be eliminated in the next episode at most. If you don't eliminate me, I think the entire program team will be scolded when this show is broadcast. Why not hold a resurrection contest and see if the audience will resurrect you.
We should be more sincere and less clichéd in our behavior. The key is that your works are not representative. Do you think you are an artist when no one criticizes you all the time?
This is the first time I feel like sleeping when I read your work, so I give you zero points."
Upon hearing this, Teacher Bai looked unhappy and said, "I call this innovation. What do you know? This is a new form of performance, which is different from what you know."
When Chen Shi heard this, he said happily: "Don't innovate all the time. Should I just stand on my head and say, is this a new innovation? Let's all be honest. The program team has given you money. I hope you respect this stage."
and the audience in the audience.”
When Teacher Bai heard this, he was not happy and wanted to roll up his sleeves to teach Chen Shi a lesson. However, the host stopped him in time. Today's program recording was completed and Chen Shi would not appear on this comedy show next time.
The producer signed a contract with Chen Shi, and Qingzi, Muzi, Xiaowanzi and Zhang Guosheng can come to this show to perform a show to increase their exposure.
Chen Shi helped the program team say what he wanted to say, and the program team gave Chen Shi the resources he wanted, and the two parties completed a happy cooperation.
In later episodes, the contestants will probably come up with more sincere works, because Chen Shi's venomous comments will be aired in the first episode, deliberately creating a topic.
"There is a competition tomorrow, and I still need your help, Mr. Chen. Don't worry, there are two opening shows for your Flash Girls team to perform. We will have a pleasant cooperation in the future." The producer of the program shook hands with Chen Shi.
"Mr. Wu is so polite, will I still be like this tomorrow?" Chen Shi asked.
"If you're still like this tomorrow, put on makeup then and we'll handle it for you later, otherwise the audience will see what we want to do. We'll handle the sound for you when it's broadcast. You don't know, brother.
, Brother, I’m feeling aggrieved too.
This group of people has enough money, but everyone is just here to make money. They have no sincerity at all. They are all old people who just want to make money easily. Many programs have been cheated. We are suffering.
I can’t explain it, they just blamed our editing for not performing well, and the fans also criticized us.
This group of people are really bitches and bitches of the industry. You don’t know that these comedians will have to attend two other similar shows and then participate in some variety shows. We all have to wait for their time, and then one
If it's not good, just say there's something wrong with our program team.
That’s why many programs now have no choice but to find some venomous judges to speak out. It won’t work unless it’s in their faces. When it comes to their faces, the program team has nothing to do. It’s just that the judges will be scolded by their fans, so thank you for your hard work.
ah."
After Chen Shi and Mr. Wu said goodbye, it was already nine o'clock in the evening. They had been recording all night, and their buttocks were sore from doing it. A program needs to be recorded for at least seven or eight hours, and then edited to about an hour, with breaks during the period.
Or if you made a mistake, try it again. Everyone pretends not to see it, and re-perform it to facilitate later editing.
I fell asleep when I got home. I didn’t expect that sitting while recording a show would be so tiring. The seats in the main auditorium and the guest seats are different. They have separate rooms and sofas to sit on. The auditoriums are all hard seats and there is a lot of space.
It's narrow and very uncomfortable. It's like a movie theater space with rows of rows and you have to sit there for seven or eight hours. Ordinary people can't stand it.
In order to facilitate post-editing and quickly record the program, the program team directly placed a paper man on each seat. This not only saves costs, but is also very suitable for pushing the camera from back to front for editing. It seems that there are many viewers.
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The next afternoon, it was the same place again, and it was the same group of judges, but this time the audience was much more enthusiastic than yesterday's audience. Regarding the screams, the director team also reminded Chen Shi to be more humane when speaking.
, because today is a music competition, and Xiaoxianrou is participating. If he sprays too harshly, Xiaoxianrou fans may rush up and beat him.
Chen Shi was shocked when he heard this! Is he so crazy? What the hell is a hammer? Who will be responsible if he is beaten to death? He looked at a group of female fans in the back row holding signs, all of them looking excited.
, an expression like a bride on a wedding night.
Li Jiani sat next to Chen Shi again. Today she was wearing a V-neck dress. Chen Shi glanced at it. Li Jiani glared at him, but Chen Shi continued to stare at her.
"That's enough for you. I haven't seen it before. It's so fascinating to watch it. It's obscene." Li Jiani said angrily.
Chen Shi said innocently: "Who do you think I am? I just think your clothes need to be changed. Don't you find that these clothes are a bit special? Look at the V-shaped mouth opening slowly.
, is it because you are so fat that your clothes are stretched open? Is it not a problem with the quality of the clothes?"
Li Jiani looked down and said viciously to Chen Shi: "It's plump, not fat." Then she quickly got up and went to the dressing room to change into a white dress. This time it was a round neck instead of a V-neck.
There was no host on the stage this time. Whoever came on stage would introduce themselves. The audience saw on the big screen that the artists who came to participate in this music competition were all gathering together backstage. A group of people greeted each other politely, and then chatted politely.
Waiting to perform on stage.
The first one to appear was a veteran singer. The so-called veteran singers are basically singers who debuted in the last century and who debuted before 2000. Most of these singers are around fifty, and some are even close to sixty. These singers
Most of them are well-known and capable, but most of them are outdated and usually perform in some streets and bars.
The entertainment industry is a very cruel place. Those who are lucky enough to be crowned kings and queens can stay popular for twenty or thirty years, but those who are not lucky will become obsolete in three to five years. Without a skill, many outdated artists will live in poverty.
It has been reported by the media that most of the money these artists earned during their peak years was squandered. As long as there is no work, the capital chain will be broken instantly.
For example, if I talk about a few singers who were very popular back then, I don’t think you have forgotten these singers. Do you still remember You Hongming? Where’s Xu Shaoyang? Where’s Zhou Hui? Do you still remember the Happy Boys? Do you still remember Pu Bajia?
Did you look at a lot of them and you suddenly remembered them, or you didn’t remember them at all or didn’t recognize them? Let me tell you, these were all top-notch people back then, and there are many more. But the entertainment industry has a cycle of three to five years, and it’s not difficult to be popular for three to five years.
It is even more difficult to be popular for ten, twenty to thirty years. You must have enough strength and works to be popular for such a long time.
For example, the four returning brothers who became very popular in the past few years were all top-notch, but now the three of them have joined a group to participate in a show as mentors, and then they are all tied up to market brotherhood. They know that they do not have any works.
I am already thirty, and I will soon be eliminated from the market. I must maintain the last wave of enthusiasm to make money, and then I must hurry up and produce some works while the popularity is still there.
But it’s too late. I’m already in my thirties and I’m thinking about how to work hard to improve myself. The entertainment industry is being eliminated too quickly. It’s estimated that it will be difficult for the four returning children to stay in the entertainment industry next year because they really don’t have any works.
Any masterpiece, a new batch of fresh meat will appear in the next round to replace them,
These four people are not as popular as Han Geng alone, but Han Geng was replaced by new young people in three to five years. Do you still remember how many people in Han Geng's team were in the entertainment industry?
Many people say why Xue Zhiqian can still be popular after so many years of expiration? To put it bluntly, he is still insisting on improving himself during the expiration period, and then the reserve of works is enough. As long as there is a chance to perform, everyone will find this person and these
The small fresh meat has a sharp contrast.
Chen Shi sat in the audience and watched the first guest performer, who brought his own band. The band's performance was something you couldn't experience through the speakers. You had to go to the venue and be in the front row to feel that feeling.
The person competing against this veteran was a top-notch young man. When he came on stage, he sang a song that was a mixture of Chinese and English. Most of it was in English, with only a few lines in Chinese. It was also rap and electronic music. Now
Such performances are very popular.
The effect of cultivating one's voice is like a flower blooming and beautifying one's face, but it is still ugly. Do you think anyone who has a beautiful face can look good? You also need a foundation to beautify one's face. It's like this little girl's singing, which is really ugly.
This is just asking the idiot from Chen Shi's hometown to come over to evaluate and know who sings better. But now it's time to vote. The prompt given by the program team is to try to be as objective as possible to let the little fresh meat win this competition...
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In fact, these veteran artists also understand that they came here just to serve as foils. They also came here in the same way. They were famous in the past and experienced similar things. But the only difference between them then and now is that they were not strong enough. Then you are
No, no one will pay attention to you.
In the past, it was all based on talent. Fortunately, these veteran artists debuted early. If we look at it now, most of them are singers who are not popular anymore. As soon as they show up, they will be criticized by a group of trolls, such as Wu Bai, Zhao Chuan, etc.
It’s really hard to become popular nowadays. In today’s market, most of today’s fans only care about looks and nothing else matters. Just like when boys watch movies, they only care about their faces. But boys don’t shy away from their preferences. Girls watch
The male star has good looks and even uses his idol’s photo as a screen saver. Who knows what he will do in the dead of night.
Fans of Xianrou were screaming in the back row and actually shouted: "Love it! Love it! It sounds so good!"
Chen Shi didn't know whether it was something wrong with their ears or his own brain, but he couldn't love Xiao Xianrou's songs and didn't find them good. Chen Shi didn't reject Xiao Xianrou or the new generation of stars.
For example, Mao Buyi is not big either. Chen Shi also listens to the songs he sings, and there are also a few songs that are on a single cycle. For example, Liang Bo is only in his twenties, but what he makes is indeed songs, but this group of people is small
What is it about fresh meat that makes people love it?
"Two hundred public judges are invited to vote." A voice came from the broadcast loudspeaker. Chen Shi glanced at Li Jiani and said sarcastically: "I thought you were such a fairy. You can vote for whoever the program team asks you to vote for. There is no principle at all."
, they don’t dare to follow their own hearts.”
When Li Jiani heard this, she said angrily: "No one can influence me." Then he voted for the veteran singer.
The voting ended soon. As usual, the public judges commented on the singer and why they voted for this singer. The first one was Chen Shi who spoke. Chen Shi stood up and picked up the microphone and said: "My vote is for Huang Yihan. His music
It is very advanced world music, whether it is stage performance or song singing, this is a Grammy live performance.
The genres of music are varied. From one song, I heard the stars and the sea, and then I seemed to hear the small bridges and flowing water of the people. I can't imagine that a singer can perform a song so perfectly.
I'm not bragging, even Michael Jackson would have struggled to reach this level at his peak. A world-class singer. This is a world-class singer and world-class music. Please forgive me for being incoherent, because it sounds so good and perfect. You guys
You know, I haven't heard music like this for a long time. This is the future of Chinese music.
I feel that if I compare the music of the Four Heavenly Kings and Zhou Wang Tao Lin with this song, I can't find anything comparable. Looking at the entire Chinese music circle over the past 50 years, this song is definitely a masterpiece, and I don't even think it can be compared.
I can believe that I will hear music like this in my lifetime.”
Li Jiani was stunned... She looked at Chen Shi with frightened eyes, are you still a human being?
All the public judges present were confused, and even began to doubt life. How much money did they receive without conscience?
Huang Yihan's fans screamed, so excited that they wanted to use the loudspeaker to let the world know that their idol was a world-class singer. Michael Jackson was eclipsed when he was at his peak, and even the Four Heavenly Kings and Zhou Wang Tao Lin were not.
There is a song that can compare with Huang Yihan, a world-class song, a world-class singer, and a future leader of Chinese music.
Just when the fans were excited, Chen Shi suddenly turned around and walked up to a girl who screamed very loudly and said: "Don't get excited, we are all Han Han's fans, can you sing Han Han's song a cappella?"
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The screaming girl suddenly stopped screaming, and the eyes of all the fans and the audience were focused on her. She looked like she was going shopping with her husband and suddenly met her lover and her mother.
Shopping hand in hand, she looked like she was caught having sex with her lover and was caught by her mother-in-law. She was confused.
Sing? What to sing? Who the hell knows what their idol is singing? Why don’t they just yell and scream? The idol is good-looking. If I can’t sing now, will I be expelled from the fan club?
Ah, why are you so specific about me? I really can’t sing. I don’t even know what the lyrics are. I just know that I have been singing for a long time.
