The four hundred and thirty sixth chapter is to be ruthless [seeking the moon]
"Who wrote your manuscript?" A man wearing glasses and squinting looked at Chen Shi and asked.
"I wrote it myself, what happened?" Chen Shi asked.
"It's nothing. You have a creative background. It's pretty good, but can you polish it up? About our company?"
"Oh~ I forgot that you are a shareholder of the company, a small shareholder, but where are your friends and brothers?" Chen Shi asked.
"Forget it, you can say whatever you want." The man left.
Chen Shi watched the man leave and was preparing a speech. At this moment, he was already at the recording site of the complaint party. The main guest of the complaint today was Li Zitao, so Chen Shi could follow him. Li Zitao is a very popular person at the moment.
controversial star.
There is no masterpiece, but it is popular. The number of fans is almost 40 million. It participates in various variety shows and has typical traffic. However, the complain party is also a whitewashing convention. Basically, the celebrities who come have their flaws, and then complain in a humorous way.
, a self-defeating way, and finally a flip to whitewash it to attract fans.
In short, if you don’t have bad points on this show, you won’t be able to get on. Even the other guests must have bad points. The guests who are invited to complain together are either friends of the main star, or they were found by the show team themselves.
Everyone had manuscripts, and they were all written by the program team themselves, but Chen Shi’s was written by himself.
Today's main guest is Li Zitao, and Li Zitao only invited Chen Shi, and the rest were arranged by the program team. Except for the three members of the complain party, the rest are guests invited by the program team themselves. The program team has a total of
Four guests were invited.
A middle-aged male host wearing glasses and wearing fancy clothes came on stage and said: "Everyone, who is the main star we are going to complain about today? Let's take a look at the introduction of his works."
After waiting for about a minute, there was nothing on the screen. The host tilted his head and looked at the big screen and said, "No need to wait. I guess everyone present has received their pensions and will not be able to wait for the screen to appear, because our main star today has no work at all."
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There was laughter from the audience, and the host shouted: "Today's main guest, Li Zitao, is invited."
A burst of dynamic music played, and Li Zitao, who had pink and blue bleached hair, walked onto the stage wearing a suit and sat on the sofa prepared for the main coffee. The main coffee did not have a microphone, which meant that he could speak last.
The host first introduced the sponsors, and finally said: "If you want to be different, wear FP. This program is sponsored by FP for broadcast." FP is a sponsored issue, just Li Zitao's, so I finished it quickly.
, just a few seconds and millions of sponsorship fees.
After reading the commercial, the host glanced around and said: "Hello everyone, I am the host Zhen Degang. Welcome to the Tucao party. Those who come to the party tonight are really hard to describe."
The audience burst into laughter. Zhen Degang was very good at controlling the atmosphere. He introduced with a wicked smile: "First of all, I won't talk about the main cast. Since my debut, in just a few months, I have not had any works, and then I became a mentor.
, and is also a tutor for music programs and dance programs. I would like to ask Taotao, do the programs you participate in want you to coach the students on how to become famous without having any works?"
Li Zitao laughed so hard that he gave the host a thumbs up.
After Zhen De just finished speaking, Li Zitao looked at the guest table and said: "Miss Lulu, she has been in the industry for almost thirty years. She doesn't need to introduce too much. She understands everything. After all, her ex-husband is a bit bright.
Brother Nan, it has been almost 30 years since his debut. He is a powerful singer and is good at quitting competitions.
Fanfan, the king of hip-hop and electronic music, is Li Zitao’s predecessor. Like Li Zitao, he has become a mentor for many programs with his uncanny ability to dare to be a mentor without having any works. He and Miss Lulu have some connections.
Next is Gou Dan, Mr. Dan. Everyone knows that Gou Dan has been on a lot of programs recently, but have you noticed that Mr. Dan has double eyelids? If you have a magnifying glass, you will definitely be able to see it.
Jianjun, Jianjun, have you gained weight again? I feel that you must have eaten secretly again. I even suspected that Jianjun, you might have gone to the gym just to eat an extra 2 pounds when you were tired from exercising.
Si Nian, Nian Nian, Talk Show Queen Mother, I want to ask you, Niannian, the Queen Mother and the Supreme Emperor have divorced, should they still be called Queen Mother? Just change your name to Talk Show Queen, so that even if they divorce, you will still be the king.
The last one, the awesome one in the last row, the boss of our main coffee today, he is sitting here. I was very confused for a time, why is he sitting here? This is the relationship owner who understands, his name is ~ Wait, let me see Let me introduce you below. His name is Chen Shi. I recently heard that he was on an emotional variety reality show and he quit midway like Brother Nan.
Okay, let’s invite the first guest to come on stage to complain, and it’s you, Mr. Dan.”
As soon as the host Zhen De came off the stage, Gou Dan ran on stage and let out a giggle. He held the pole of the ginger microphone with one hand and the microphone with the other and said: "Hello everyone, I am Gou Dan. I am very happy to be in the new season. Meet everyone at the Tucao Party. The guests here today are a bit interesting hahaha~
First of all, the main star Li Zitao became famous because of his insults. This is also a mudslide in the entertainment industry. Some people say Li Zitao, don’t you just have some money at home? You have to spend money to become famous. I want to say here, you can say it Yes, otherwise I wouldn't be able to figure out why he is so popular.
But then I thought about it, it seems that rich people are particularly easy to become famous on the Internet. Does this mean that more wealth means more than 100 million? In the future, the entertainment industry will be an arena for the rich second generation. Whose father is richer will compete, and my father will invest 100 million for me. Dad invested 500 million in me and spent the most money to make the worst drama. Let others judge. Anyway, there will be worse dramas. Regardless of whether you are happy or not, I think they must be happy.
Brother Nan, a powerful singer, has only produced two or three songs since his debut, but he has always regarded himself as a senior. Brother Nan, next time you don’t participate in other competitions, just apply for Guinness and then withdraw from the competition. , let’s see if Guinness can issue you a certificate for being the best man in one second. I guess it’s very difficult to break your record in this competition.
Sister Lulu, have you had your hair done recently? I recommend a beauty salon to you, which is on the second floor of the hotel next to our company. Anyway, I always see Jianjun taking girls in to get their hair done. It does take time to do hair. I always see Jianjun coming out of the hotel the next day."
There was laughter from the audience, Gou Dan looked at Fanfan again and said: "Fanfan, the Sanwu singer of the previous generation is Li Zitao's predecessor. I am very curious, if Fanfan and Taotao compete in strength, will they be able to do it?" How about pushing your strength to death?
Si Nian, divorce has been trending several times recently, and it is said that remarriage is about to happen again. I think that before you perform remarriage, you should each find a partner first, and then divorce after marriage, wouldn't you just get married alone? The last hot search, Divorce was a hot search, twice for one person, and then you are remarrying, and it is a hot search again. Just kidding, just kidding. I wish you each find your other half. My blessing is that it will not happen.
Jianjun, stop complaining. It’s boring. It’s a waste of precious time. Isn’t it better to leave it to the sponsor’s dad? Reading an advertisement from the sponsor’s dad is more interesting than introducing Jianjun. Welcome to watch the broadcast sponsored by...
A rant party.
The last one, skip it, thank you all, I am Gou Dan."
Zhen Degang stood on the stage with his mouth crooked and looked at Gou Dan and said: "Look at that virtue, and you still complain about others. You should complain about yourself first. They are all soft and have no strength at all. Next, find someone with strength and complain more harshly."
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Then everyone started to complain, but when it came to Chen Shi, they all said to skip it. Skipping it is also a burden. Firstly, Chen Shi is indeed not famous. Secondly, this will easily increase the effect of the program.
In fact, everyone is embarrassed to complain too harshly. After all, we all belong to the same circle. The reason why we complained more harshly before is because we need to be popular when we first start doing programs. The most important thing is that the manuscripts we write overlap too much, so it is difficult to write them again.
Outstanding.
Chen Shi was the last one to walk up, looked at everyone and said: "Hello everyone, I am Chen Shi. Yes, I discovered Li Zitao and was desperate to praise him. I was wrong! I was really wrong.
From now on, I will try not to produce three-no products."
The short words made the scene burst into laughter. Gou Dan looked at Chen Shi and squinted his eyes. This manuscript was different from the ones he had seen before. This was done on the spot. The concept of "Three No Products" was directly borrowed. It's amazing.
Ah, this is called repetitive baggage in creation. It is a very funny point. Repeat it, or repeat both sides of a sentence to deepen the impression on the audience.
"The previous few people used the word "skip" when introducing me, but I won't skip it. First, let's talk about the host, Zhen Degang, Eternal Green Leaves, Goudan Green Leaves. You see, Zhen Degang has hosted for many years.
As a result, Xiao Sa who was in the same period was on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. On the stage where he was complaining, he was complaining about those colleagues who were in the same period. This is not the worst thing. The worst thing is that after many years of debut, he actually became popular because of a complaint program, and
The point of the fire is also strange. Being a green leaf for Gou Dan, Teacher Zhen, I can only say, if you had known this day earlier, why did you work so hard to compete with your colleagues in the same period for opportunities?
You should buy a bus ticket, go find Gou Dan who is still in elementary school, and ask him to debut twenty years in advance. Weren’t you already popular twenty years ago? Why bother waiting until today."
There was a burst of laughter from the audience, and Zhen Degang clapped his hands and said: "This is good, this point is well made."
Chen Shi looked at Brother Nan again and said: "Brother Nan, we have created a model of quitting if you can't afford to lose. Once this model started, all the old artists went to all the major variety shows and dared to compete. At the beginning, there were all kinds of
To create the glory of their past, the program team helped to play a wave, and then sang two songs. As soon as the OK part was reached, they immediately quit the competition, and unified the slogan to give it to young people and give opportunities to those in the past.
I am also a young person, and I want to say a few words for young people. How can we prove our strength if we don’t accept you? How do we have a chance? You took the opportunity away and told everyone that you gave us the opportunity. This is
It's equivalent to going to your house and you did nothing. When we went out, you took a photo of a Manchu-Han banquet in your circle of friends and captioned it: Today I entertained a friend who came to my house as a guest.
Oh my god, I'm ashamed of you for this kind of thing. I would like to advise the veteran artists who are about to participate in variety shows, don't think about imitating Brother Nan. Brother Nan is really capable, but you really have no ability. Don't you accept it? If you don't accept it, I
Let's create a program and let you challenge Brother Nan. If you come, I can guarantee that Brother Nan will never quit the competition, because against you, he is afraid that you will quit the competition.
Everyone has seen Brother Nan’s strength, and I suspect that the biggest reason why Brother Nan retired from the competition that day was that the fast food of the program team was not delicious.”
After Chen Shi complained, he took it back. After all, he had to ensure that the program could broadcast his own scenes. To put it bluntly, these old artists just couldn’t afford to lose, especially those from the mainland. Brother Nan gave them a look. These people have
Follow the same example, the recent winter of the band, this kind of thing happened again, they said to give the opportunity to the young people, and then leave in style, what about the opportunity? You let the young people fight each other, you take away the only remaining opportunities
Now, how can young people kill gods and prove enlightenment?
"Sister Lulu, my childhood dream girl, if I knew you liked doing hair, I would have stopped going to college and studied beauty and hairdressing. Sister Lulu, do you think I still have a chance?
In fact, I want to say that when everyone was shocked, Liangliang was also shocked. I was shocked. You said we don’t know what shoes Lulu likes to wear, but Liangliang doesn’t know either? Brother Liang, you lack the eye to observe details.
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If Brother Liang knows that Sister Lulu likes to do her hair, who will say that Brother Liang has no acting skills in the future? I will be the first to refuse to accept it.
Recently I saw Brother Liang and Sister Lulu in the same frame again. Are they trying to make each other popular?
Sister Lulu did a live broadcast a while ago, and the comments below were simply unacceptable. I also sent a message, but in the blink of an eye, I couldn’t find my message. I looked at the time, and it was almost twelve o’clock.
, I quickly turned off my phone and went to sleep. After all, I had to eat tomorrow, pay water bills, electricity bills, gas bills, etc.
Otherwise, the next time I complain about Sister Lu, my phone is out of battery, my home has a power outage, my phone is out of service, and my home internet connection is out of service without payment, and I won’t even have the chance to troll someone.
So I want to say, netizens like me, please take care of yourself first before commenting on other people, otherwise you won’t have money to pay the Internet fee.
It’s boring to troll someone who has a better life than you. If you want to troll, just troll someone who has a better life than you. I haven’t trolled anyone yet because I found that no one has a worse life than me.”
There was applause from the audience, and Lulu also applauded. Gou Dan was very surprised by Chen Shi's first talk show. The rhythm and performance of the complaint, as well as the script, were really well written.
I don’t mean to offend anyone, but my complaints are very sharp. Well, the manuscript is really well written. This is the way to tell from an expert.
Chen Shi looked at Fanfan, with a smile on his face. Fanfan was nervous for a while. This guy was making too much complaints, and he was afraid that he would be too fierce and he wouldn't be able to resist.
