Chen Shi looked at Fanfan and said: "Fanfan, who was the top player back then, is now sitting as a judge with the person he used to complain about and sing folk songs. I want to say that Fanfan, your student is brave enough to be a judge of the Four Seasons, and you are the champion of the team."
Either you like to eat dumplings or you just can’t become popular. Actually, it’s not your fault. The instructors are now trying to get the attention of others, not to mention the students.
In fact, I quite like Fanfan, at least he is as handsome as me, and handsome guys are all sympathetic to each other."
There were boos in the audience, Zhen De just picked up the pillow to throw Chen Shi, and the atmosphere suddenly became heated.
"Fanfan, I understand you, I understand you." Chen Shi beat himself, pointed at Fanfan and said, "If handsome people like us are talented, it proves that God is unfair and gave us
All, so we must learn to share and share our talents, but I am a little stingier than you, and I am a stingy person, so the talent I share is one ten thousandth of yours."
There was another burst of laughter from the audience. Chen Shi's point was very well controlled. He basically took it back on the verge of offending people, and it didn't sound harsh.
"Fanfan, stop working so hard. If you have time, find a pure natural beauty and give birth to a good-looking baby. It's best to have more babies, one a year old. Then take the baby to wherever dad goes and attend various parent-child shows.
, you can be popular for ten more years, and when your children grow up, you don’t have to work hard. After all, your children will take you to parent-child programs. You see, can you be in the camera all the time?
Don't make music and make movies. Really, for you, it's just a detour. There are shortcuts and you can't take them. Why are you taking a detour? Do you need me to introduce you to a blind date? What do you think of Si Nian? She has been there recently.
During the window period, why not pierce the window paper tonight?"
There was a whistle, and the audience shouted: "Together, together!"
Chen Shi pointed at the audience and said: "You guys just love to make noises, and you have broken the window paper a lot. Talk about Si Nian, the queen of talk shows. It is difficult to find a rival at the moment. Do you know why? Because no one else has.
Brothers who sleep in bunk beds, such as Si Nian and her ex-husband, are always called brothers who sleep in bunk beds.
Since they are brothers who sleep in bunk beds, they are separated after divorce. Isn't that normal? Have you ever seen any brothers who sleep in bunk beds for more than seven years? After thinking about this, do you still find it strange that they are separated?
Accident?
In fact, it’s not surprising at all. It would be scary if brothers with bunk beds could live in the same dormitory, with a bunk bed. Think about it, if you have a brother with bunk beds who has lived with you for ten years, what would you do?
Will you be afraid?
So, the bunk bed brothers will eventually graduate and then look for their new bunk bed brothers. They will not get used to it at first, but later they will definitely forget the smell of the smelly socks of the previous bunk bed brothers.
Remember, it is an ironclad law for husband and wife to think of themselves as brothers. This is an ironclad rule, especially for brothers who sleep in upper and lower bunk beds. When you get married, please don’t look for the brother who sleeps on your upper bunk. You can find a Neptune.
Chenghai's daughter, you will never be separated this way, because you are both in the water and it is difficult to get out of the circle. If you get out of the circle, your life may be in danger.
Jianjun, how should I put it, a man who is good at everything, but always feels that something is missing? What is missing? I thought about it carefully, and finally I didn’t expect that he is like~ just like the kind of classmates in the class, you
You think he can do anything, and you know he is your classmate, but after graduation, you can't remember the name of this classmate, and in the end you even forget what he looks like, as if this person doesn't exist.
I think Jianjun, you can change your approach and change your name first. If you think the name Gou Dan is easy to remember, you can just change it to Jianren. I guarantee that everyone will remember you.
Finally, I would like to talk about Mr. Dan, Gou Dan. It has not been easy for Mr. Dan recently. I originally thought that it would be a headache for my good brother to go to court with my company, but I didn’t expect that another employee would be arrested, and he would also be involved in the third.
Bian hasn't recovered yet, and there is another divorce. Gou Dan is probably also curious, why everything is not going well this year?
He went home to summarize and looked at the clown in the mirror. The clown smiled habitually, and then chuckled. He couldn't even see what the clown's face looked like because the clown was wearing makeup and couldn't see him.
My face after makeup removal.
If Jianjun also leaves, Gou Dan will probably never have anyone to remove his makeup. Hello everyone, I am Chen Shi, a man as handsome as Fanfan, a man who wants to learn beauty and hairdressing to do Lulu’s hair.
A man who wants to sleep on the upper bunk of Sinian, a man who wants to remember the founding of the Army, a man who wants to help Gou Dan remove his makeup, a man who holds out Li Zitao, remember me, because I will be your mobile phone screen saver in the future.
Maybe it’s all me.”
Gou Dan shook his head and smiled. He touched his face and smiled, tilting his head and smiling.
Indeed, the people he was most familiar with were leaving and getting into trouble one by one, and the people around him were basically gone. He was reflecting on what he would do if Jianjun also left him.
Li Zitao finally came on stage and looked at everyone, said hello and said: "It's finally my turn. Just now, teacher Zhen Degang said that I have no works. Well, you have said the same thing. We are all people without works, so why bother hurting each other?"
What? Why bother?
Gou Dan, Mr. Dan said that I am so famous because I am rich. Well, that makes sense. Every one of you here today counts. Before I leave, go to my agent to get a red envelope of 2888. I am not kidding.
, I love telling the truth the most, and I come here with one million sincerity."
Li Zitao's words caused a burst of screams and applause. This was actually designed by Chen Shi. If he calculated a million red envelopes, he could have an effect value of 10 million or even 100 million. At most, it would be no more than 10 million.
Earn labor fees, but also have a lot of popularity. With popularity, you don't have to worry about not making money.
"Do I have Taotao?" Zhen Degang pointed at himself and said, this is called complimenting, which is to help you achieve better results with what you say. The host also has this skill, which is called singing and harmonizing.
"Yes, it is necessary. Those present today, including those in the studio and all the staff who come here, have you seen, Mr. Dan, that having money not only makes you happy, but also makes other people happy.
"
Gou Dan clapped his hands and leaned back, laughing non-stop. He was doing this to match the effect of the show, but he was shocked. Li Zitao did not use the script they gave him, but a new one, but this script was aimed at everyone.
If you complain about the manuscript, don't think about it. Chen Shi probably wrote it for him, and the effect is indeed good.
It’s not that Chen Shi’s writing is very good, nor is it that the editor of the complain party didn’t write well. The main reason is that there is nothing new to write, so Chen Shi feels very interesting and novel when he writes like this.
"Brother Nan, you said you don't know who I am and that you haven't heard of me. I know you. Brother Nan wants to tell you how to learn more from Zong Sheng. He always calls himself Xiao Li. Just call him Xiao Li. The key is
You always think of yourself as an old man, so it's inappropriate for me to call you Lao Sun. Those who don't know think I call you monkey.
Sister Lulu, I just complained that if I had debuted twenty years ago, I would not have become famous, because that was an era that required strength to gain a foothold. I admit, I may not have become popular, but I can learn from you and imitate you.
You are famous for your resemblance to Mr. Zhou. The most important thing is, tell me, what are your works? Have you won any awards for your acting skills?
Brother Fan, I just said that I can’t compare with him. He also has works. I want to say, Brother Fan, are you more nutritious if you eat wide noodles every day? Aren’t you tired of it? The key point is that you didn’t write that song, so
I have to thank the bloggers at Xiaopo Station for helping you edit Guiwu and giving you a song.
By the way, have you distributed your copyright to others? At the very least, you have to give me a publicity fee or something. I dare not say anything else, but work hard and try to get out of touch with you as soon as possible, otherwise someone will take advantage of me in one day.
If I compare myself with you, everyone will always think that I am as weak as you and can only rely on my face to make a living. But I am ten years younger than you. In ten years, Brother Fan, no one will say that you rely on your face to make a living.
Jianjun, they say that traffic like mine is like grass that grows again in the spring breeze and cannot be eradicated. Yes, I am grass, and Jianjun, you are fertilizer and soil. Even if it is fertile and soily, no one will notice it.
, you see everyone will pay attention to the flowers, plants and trees, but no one will pay attention to the soil under their feet.
Si Nian, the recent divorce turmoil has caused a long, bad and boring emotional drama. I suspect that you faked the divorce in order to buy a house. After all, have all the brothers in bunk beds made money? But first-tier cities have purchase restrictions.
If two people buy one apartment, they cannot buy a second one. If you get divorced and each person has one apartment, and if you remarry, you will have two apartments. As long as you can do the arithmetic of one plus one, it will be the same as what you chose.
But I want to say that after you bought the house, you paid for Jianjun to buy a suite, you are fake marriage, and you are getting divorced. Do you think you and your ex-husband will have three suites after you remarry? One plus one sometimes does not equal
Two, it might be equal to three, four, five, six or seven, it depends on how you calculate it.
Bole, Chen Shi, Brother Shitou, who finally complained about me, do you think you were out of your mind at that time and chose to praise me? What was in your mind must have been the fairy water, which opened your eyes and saw me.
Brother Shitou, I don’t have anything to complain about, because if I complain, you will think that I am flattering you. For example, why are you so young, rich, handsome, and hardworking? You see, I have nothing to complain about. Forget it, just skip it.
Now that I’ve finished speaking, am I going to give out the award for the best complaint?”
Zhen De just took the card in his hand and said: "Looking at your anxious look, I guess you must give this award to your Bole. Okay, now it's up to you to announce an award that has no suspense."
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After the recording of the program was completed, everyone suddenly became very strange. The invited artists did not say hello and went their separate ways. People are used to this pattern.
Chen Shi and Li Zitao chatted for a while and were about to leave. Gou Dan suddenly came up and said: "Hello, Mr. Chen, I hope you will come to us again if you have the chance. Are you interested in participating in another one of our complaints programs?"
"If I don't have time, I'll come over and show my face. Let me experience it. I'm not this material. Everyone is just a novelty to me. This novelty will disappear in two or three issues at most. I still have self-knowledge and leave professional matters to me.
Professional people do it.”
"Okay, there will be opportunities to cooperate in the future." Gou Dan said and left.
Chen Shi walked out of the office building, and Li Zitao and his agent left in a car. Gu Qingcheng followed Chen Shi, holding a tablet and saying: "There isn't much work this week, there is a debate show waiting for you, by the way.
, your phone kept ringing when you were on the show, and there was a number that kept calling you. I used my phone to call you, and the other party said it was your friend named Xu Tao, and he wanted to see you if he had something to do."
When Chen Shi heard this, he quickly took out his cell phone and called back, then answered the call, frowned, hung up the phone and said to Gu Qingcheng: "Go back to Jianghai City with me and book a flight immediately."
"Okay, I will help you postpone other work schedules or find someone to attend for you later. I checked the air tickets. Recently, after an hour, only first class is left. I have booked two tickets." Gu Qingcheng is really serious now.
She has become a very professional secretary. She admires Chen Shi more and more because she has learned a lot from Chen Shi.
Chen Shi drove straight to the airport. On the way, Chen Shi asked Gu Qingcheng to help contact Jianghai City and asked Liu Jing to wait for him in the office.
Xu Tao just said on the phone: "Come back, Shitou. Brothers, you have no choice, so you asked me to call you."
With just a few words, Chen Shi knew that something must have happened. The reason why he asked Liu Jing to wait for him in the office was because Chen Shi asked Xu Tao to send the matter to him so that he could have a direction.
Gu Qingcheng read the matter to Chen Shi. The main reason why Chen Shi did not let Gu Qingcheng drive was that there were too many cars in the imperial capital, and it would be easy for the sisters to get stuck while driving here.
When Gu Qingcheng finished reading, Chen Shi was completely confused. The teacher Sun Zhiwei, who was also a friend of Chen Shi and Xu Tao, had an accident, and it was a major accident.
Sun Zhiwei had a girlfriend a while ago and was planning to get married. However, Sun Zhiwei discovered that the girl liked to lie, took photos of him at every turn, and asked him to write various guarantee letters. Sun Zhiwei finally couldn't stand it anymore and broke up with her. This girl was so big
Make a scene and leave.
Everything was over for Sun Zhiwei. Unexpectedly, it was the beginning of a nightmare. This woman actually posted dozens of photos of Sun Zhiwei on the Internet. She also slandered and accused Sun Zhiwei of having passive love towards her, which was like the tip of a spear. This incident instantly caused a stir.
After receiving the attention of netizens who were eating melons, a group of people began to collect information on Sun Zhiwei indiscriminately.
Some people directly called Sun Zhiwei's school to report that if he continued teaching, they would go to the school to pull banners. Some people directly called the Education Bureau, and some directly splashed ink on the door of Sun Zhiwei's house.
These are things Sun Zhiwei can endure, but the information of Sun Zhiwei's sister, brother-in-law, niece, and Sun Zhiwei's parents and other relatives have all been released, and they have all been exposed online and harassed and humiliated in real life.
Xu Tao and the others came out immediately, but found that there was nothing they could do. Xu Tao and Daniu were harassed, and Li Xiaoxiao's flower shop was vandalized.
This matter was beyond their response range, so Xu Tao decided to ask Chen Shi for help. Under normal circumstances, the brothers would not trouble each other, especially since they knew that Chen Shi's family was not simple, they would try not to ask Chen Shi for help.
But this time it’s impossible not to look for it, and there’s no way to solve it.
Chen Shi arrived at the airport, parked his car directly at the airport, and handed the car keys to the security personnel. After a while, someone from the company came to pick up the car and drive it back.
Now he must go back immediately. Chen Shi knows that this kind of thing cannot be avoided. The longer it is delayed, the more difficult it will be. Moreover, it has already happened two months before they came to find him. Chen Shi knows Sun Zhiwei's character. Now he has lost his job.
It didn't work after I went to other cities. I was reported again when I arrived at my new employer.
The worst part was that Xu Tao's father was hospitalized and became ill from anger due to the harassment.
