The beauty salesman was embarrassed for a while. This guy had made it clear to him. The key was that he was handsome. What should he do? Damn it, he had only been married for less than a month.
"May I have your name?"
"Brother, my name is Yan Yu."
"That's a good name. Does this car have a blower function under the seat?"
"Brother, you are talking about seat heating, right? This function is available."
"No, I mean, are there any seats that can blow cold air upward? It's hot today." Chen Shi glanced at Yan Yu, who was sitting in the passenger seat in a short skirt, thinking that a little wind might blow it up.
"This is the air conditioning button. This can adjust the angle of the fan." Yan Yu explained seriously. Chen Shi adjusted the fan to the lowest position and turned on the cold air. Damn! This wind can't blow.
Yan Yu pinched her legs, she was so cold! Why did she turn the fan so low and the wind speed so high?
"Brother, isn't it cold if you turn it down so low?"
"No, I'm a little angry down there, let it cool down."
Yan Yu~
Chen Shi started to practice driving on the road. Not to mention that the automatic transmission was not difficult to drive, it was very easy to get started, and with the warning radar, he didn't have to worry about hitting anything.
After groping for more than ten minutes, Chen Shi drove to the vehicle management office five kilometers away from here. It must be said that it usually takes two days to get a license plate, which is faster than one day.
But if someone can be faster, for example, Chen Shi was very fast with this set. He got 5236D in the lottery. How lucky is he? He actually has this number, but the 36D is a bit big and difficult to control with one hand...
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"What do you think of my driving skills?"
"Brother, your driving skills are very good. You are the most stable driver I have ever seen."
"As long as you are willing, this car seat will be reserved for you at any time. With the panoramic sunroof open, you will no longer be afraid of bumping your head while sitting."
Yan Yu~ I can’t criticize you when you describe it like this. "Brother~ If nothing happens, I will leave first. I have just been married for less than half a year. You are like this, I am afraid of me~"
"I'll take you back."
"No! I'll go back by myself." Yan Yu trotted away. This bastard turned on the hot air halfway. The car was so hot that he was covered in sweat. Did he deliberately want to see himself wet?
I can't stay with him for long. I'm a good girl. I have to stick to my bottom line. I want to go home. I can't let my husband wear a hat anymore...
"Good girl, that's great. Let's not rob this tomb."
Sitting in the car, Chen Shi was very excited. He used to dream about driving, and he was envious when he saw others driving. Chen Shi originally wanted to borrow Shen Xue's car and touch it, but it was not hers, it belonged to her company, in case it got stuck.
It's hard to explain why you are rubbing against Shen Xue.
Now that he has a car, it is said that the time when a man lies in the car and smokes a cigarette belongs to him, but Chen Shi does not want to lie in the car and just smoke.
Isn't it nice to open this panoramic sunroof and fold down the seats, and do some physical exercise with a beautiful girl in the car?
The phone rang, and it turned out it was my mother's phone. After the call was answered, Chen Shi's expression gradually collapsed, from excitement to despair.
"We agreed that you can only get 1% of the rent. You have exceeded the standard. Unless you find a wife, everything will be yours. It will not be easy for you. Let me lend you the car to drive for a month. Just think of it as helping me run in. It's just right.
I need a mobility scooter to buy groceries recently. This car is good, but it will be deducted from your income."
"mom!"
"There's no point in calling me mom. The rules are the rules. It's up to you to find a wife."
What can Chen Shi do? My balls hurt. Find a wife quickly.
On the way back, Chen Shi played a song (Blooming Life). Don’t doubt it, it is said that this song is a must-play for many first-time car buyers.
What a day! There are so many pedestrians. Points and fines will be deducted for not giving way to pedestrians. There are one-way streets everywhere, and some are open during current hours. Chen Shi’s eyes were like a bull’s eye when he drove the navigation system. It only takes 20 minutes to get home on an electric bike.
The journey took him forty-five minutes. There were sidewalks a few times on the road, and there were traffic restrictions at several places, so he had to take a detour. It took him about three kilometers to get to the road home, and then there was traffic jam again.
Chen Shi finally understood that Principal Wang and some foreign stars like to ride electric bicycles in Shanghai. He also realized why the charterers in Guangdong like to ride electric bicycles to collect rent, because driving in the city is really a waste of time.
The parking space is okay, but if there is no parking space, it will take more than half an hour to find a parking space for a meal.
This really doesn't blame Chen Shi, a technical person. Although most of the traffic jams are caused by Chen Shi, he feels that he is not a technical person but wants everyone to slow down and experience the slow pace.
"Next time I see your car, I'll scratch it." A Civic behind him suddenly drove alongside Chen Shi, opened the window and shouted, then drove away.
Chen Shi looked at the speed of the car at twenty-eight miles, and everything was under control. This time he tried thirty miles. You can imagine that Chen Shi was driving Yan Yu at this speed. First, the cold wind hit his legs, and then suddenly the hot wind turned on.
Yu suddenly felt the taste of ice and fire, and was afraid that she would have to take it off if it was too hot.
I arrived at the community safely, got out of the car, registered my license plate, and got a Bluetooth sensor from the property manager to put in the car. Fortunately, this community is separated from people and cars. Even better, Chen Shi has a garage instead of a parking space. If it were a parking space,
It's probably really difficult for him to pour in.
After arriving home safely, Chen Shi let out a long breath and prepared to buy a better battery car. The car drove thrillingly. Next time, he will definitely challenge himself to drive 35 miles to feel the speed of the car.
Taking the elevator upstairs, Chen Shi was covered in sweat. He was a little nervous for the first time. He slammed on the brakes several times. For some reason, when he arrived at the door of his house, he suddenly felt the need to urinate. He felt like he was about to burst.
I quickly rushed to the toilet, unbuttoned my pants and felt refreshed, but...
Shen Xue wore sports waterproof Bluetooth headphones and listened to music while taking a shower. After washing her hair and turning off the water, she dried her hair and faced Chen Shi. Chen Shi, don't be impatient. He didn't even notice if there was anyone there.
Open the toilet seat and it's like a flood.
This is a direct bathroom, with a toilet outside the glass shower room.
"You~you~you~wuwuwu~get out of here right now!!!"
"I didn't see anything." Chen Shi ran out quickly. It's no use pretending to be sleepwalking at this time, damn!
No! What can I do? Why don't I go blind as long as I see a woman taking a bath?
Soon Shen Xue ran out in pajamas with wet hair and an angry look on her face, ready to kill Chen Shi. But when she saw Chen Shi wiping his tears with a tissue, the guy burst into tears.
"Why are you crying! I'm not to the point of burning my eyes!" Shen Xue said angrily. She was very confident about her figure.
"Why didn't you lock the door when you took a shower? If you locked the door, it would be locked. Why are you still wearing headphones? If you want to remind me, I won't go in. I was seen by you just now. The most precious thing is being seen by you.
When I arrive, what will I do in the future? Our family is very traditional. What will I do if my parents find out about me? What will my grandparents, aunts and uncles think of me? If I get married in the future, will I be worthy of my wife? My first wife
I haven't been seen by her once, I..." Chen Shi suddenly burst into tears, crying so heartbreakingly that he was like a young daughter-in-law whose innocence was tainted, so miserable.
"I~" Shen Xue was suddenly speechless. It was true that she forgot to lock the door after taking a shower this time, and she also wore headphones to listen to music. Is it her fault?
This guy looks so sexy, how can he be so traditional?
"Okay! Stop crying. It was so foggy in the room just now. I didn't see anything. I didn't blame you for crying no matter what. Okay, stop crying. You can't blame me." Shen Xue looked at it.
Chen Shi said.
"Can't you lock the door and take a shower next time? Do you know that I had thoughts of death just now? Since your attitude is so sincere, I will forgive you. I believe you said that it was very foggy in the room and you didn't see anything.
, I didn’t see it either, okay, let’s just pretend that nothing happened, don’t tell others that you saw me peeing.”
Shen Xue~ It seems that maybe she was tricked by this guy again.
"You didn't see anything? Then how did you see me wearing headphones?" Shen Xue said with blazing eyes.
"Intuition, have you seen Saint Seiya? There is a Virgo Saga in it. You can see the real thing when you close your eyes. He is also the man closest to God. I loved this character when I was a child. I followed his example and trained with my eyes closed.
Sixth sense, guess what? I actually learned how to identify the location by listening to sounds. I just heard the music in your headphones, so I guessed that you were wearing headphones." Chen Shi tried his best to explain why he didn't say that she was wearing headphones.
