It’s such a small world. I actually saw the photo placed on the mourning hall next door was that of the principal of my middle school, Hu Lai.
He comes and goes all over the place, and as the name suggests, he really likes to come around. This guy asked students to help him move, and even invited people to give lectures when he had nothing to do. The person who gave the lecture was even more deceitful. Every time, he had to make the children kneel and hug their parents while crying, and then
Let everyone cry together. If you don't cry, you don't deserve to be a good child.
Then he sells parenting education books, which cost 180 a set. To be honest, this is a disguised form of robbery. Fortunately, Chen Shi's parents don't accept this trick, but he still remembers the only child in the school who doesn't buy books.
One time, Chen Shi put an MP4 player on the table without listening or watching. Hu Lai suddenly broke in and confiscated Chen Shi's MP4 player. This machine was lent to Chen Shi by his neighbor's elder brother.
This is not the point. The point is that the songs Hu Lai plays on the campus speakers every day are all from Chen Shi's MP4. At the end of the semester, Chen Shi received the MP4 and the space in the MP4 was completely full, including photos of Hu Lai's family and some movies.
This thing has been used by random people for a whole summer vacation. He actually didn't know to delete anything after using it. The entire 64G space was filled with movies.
At that moment, many students in Chen Shi's class opened up a new world. This new world was told to them by the principal. Chen Shi rented this thing out for one yuan an hour and ten yuan a day. He earned six hundred in one summer vacation.
And gave the 600 to the neighbor's eldest brother.
It is said that after returning from school during the summer vacation, many boys fell in love. The school teachers caught those falling in love every once in a while. Chen Shi hid his fame and power. All this was caused by the principal...
The deceased was a big one, so Chen Shi didn't care about it so much. For example, he sent a wreath and wrote: It's useless to be a teacher.
"Have you heard? Teacher Hu died of a woman."
"I know, a senior at the police station said it. I heard that he even found two women to play in one of his residences and played to death. They are over seventy years old, and they still dare to play like this."
"Who says it's not the case? His son and daughter are still asking for help from Bi Lian. You think the teacher is dead? As a student, it's not good if he doesn't come. Why come? See how the old prostitute died? And this old guy has never been there before.
Stop asking my parents for food and cards."
"I have no choice but to endure it and leave. Who asked his son and daughter to take care of education now? Maybe one day they will need it."
Chen Shi passed by and overheard the words of two bald middle-aged men, and sneered at the corner of his mouth. They both died happily, but their treatment after death was different. One was given a romantic name and the other was given a dirty name.
In the end, they didn't all die of women, it's just that one was a roadside shop and the other was a door-to-door service.
I started the car, read the memo, and prepared to collect the rent. I set up the navigation and headed to the Poly Single Apartment in Nancheng.
It was a one-way road with courtesy to pedestrians and traffic jams all the way. Chen Zhen now feels that it is better to drive this car in the winter, as the wind does not blow and the rain does not hit the face, but it is really a gamble to drive it in the summer. After looking at the map, it only takes more than 20 minutes.
It’s great to ride an electric bike. I wasted thirty-six minutes driving. I once again lamented that the charterer is more suitable for riding an electric bike.
Why don't you buy an electric car? This time, buy a cooler one. At least the basket should be big!
At the same time, Gu Qingcheng opened the bag and suddenly saw the gift Chen Shi gave him when he sang last time. He opened it and took a look...
Pervert! Low-level! Dirty!
It’s shameful to give this to a girl as a gift when we meet for the first time!
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When he arrived at the bachelor's apartment, Chen Shi waited for fifteen minutes and finally parked his car safely in the parking space. He deeply realized that Shu has specialization. He was indeed a good boy and would not drive casually, unlike others who were always quick to drive.
They just drove off and drove away, with many license plates in the trunk, fearing that others would not know that they were illegal drivers.
I walked into the elevator, went to the reception room to get the elevator card, swiped the card and took the elevator to room 1202. I knocked on the door, but no one answered. Not at home? It shouldn't be. What about the person who made the appointment and said he would always be home?
"Who is it?" A boy's deep voice came from inside.
"Well~ I'm here to collect rent."
"Wait a moment."
Two minutes later, the door opened.
Chen Shi!!!(ΩДΩ)!!!
Chen Shi was shocked. This is so fucking annoying to me.
Chen Shi swore that he would never trust Internet celebrities again in his life, because in front of him, a man wearing a princess dress, a wig, heavy makeup and hairy legs stood in front of Chen Shi. How to describe it?
There is a character like a flower in Stephen Chow's movie, have you seen it? It seems like she has stepped out of the movie.
The key is, brother, shave your beard cleanly.
"Landlord, please wait a moment. I'm live broadcasting. Please don't show your face. I'm afraid of losing my followers."
"Okay~Okay~" Chen Shi was speechless for a while. He was afraid of being dragged in by the other party, so he kept standing at the door with the door open.
"Hey guys, I'm back. The takeaway guy came just now. I'm going to eat in a minute, so I'll stop streaming first. I love you~ What? You want to watch my mukbang? No, next time
Eat bananas and cucumbers for you to see. Thank you for the rocket sent by the Jianghu boss. I love you. Okay, I’m really going to fall. I love you.”
Chen Shi wanted to vomit, what the heck, a big man picking at his feet said this, but then he was immediately confused and frightened. Why did his voice turn into a cute and sweet slurping voice on the stereo?
"Does the landlord smoke? I'm sorry to make you laugh." The eldest brother in the house took off his wig to reveal a big bald head, took off his princess dress and wore a pair of big pants, with tattoos and scars all over his body, letting Chen Shi know that this was a story.
man.
"Wait a minute and I'll forward it to you via WeChat. It's thirty-six thousand in total, right?"
"Well, thirty sixty-one years."
'Let's do this, landlord. I'll transfer three years' rent to you. I'll give it to you in one lump sum. I'll rent it for three years and find someone to help me clear the sewer. Sometimes the water is not good, and there seems to be something wrong with the water heater.
The hot water never came, and there was nothing else.'
"Okay, I'll tell the real estate agent in a moment, are you doing live broadcasting?" Chen Shi asked curiously.
The man saw Chen Shi's doubts and suddenly laughed and said: 'Landlord, you don't think I'm a pervert, do you? Please be okay and I'll tell you, I'm really not a pervert, I just support my family.'
"Okay, I happen to have nothing to do in the afternoon, how about I order two takeaways and we can have some drinks?"
"Then you asked me to treat you. I'll treat you."
"I've already placed an order. Let me explain first. I'll replace the wine with tea later. I'm driving here so we can have a good chat." Chen Shi really wanted to know this guy's story. He was afraid that the house would be rented to some kind of pervert.
It will be really troublesome in the later stage. If something happens, the house will basically not be rented out and it will be troublesome to sell it.
