Chapter 399 I really want to live another five hundred years
Only then did everyone realize that the poem Li Yi read just now was the name of the stage play.
"The stage play "No one has ever died since ancient times" has officially begun!"
For a moment, all the lights dimmed.
Everyone looked at the stage attentively.
They are looking forward to this stage play and what kind of different performances Li Yi can bring to them.
At the same time, netizens in the live broadcast room also became nervous.
"I think the title of this show is very impressive!"
"Yes, maybe later Li Yi will perform a stage play about serving the country with loyalty!"
"It seems that Brother Yi is going to be a tough man this time."
But they never expected that they were wrong!
The curtain opens.
I saw an old man with a long beard walking out.
Behind him was a middle-aged man.
This middle-aged man is played by Li Yi.
His neck was covered with beard, like a strong man in the green forest.
The old man with a long beard called Li Yi: "Disciple!"
Li Yi immediately stepped forward: "Master!"
The old man with a long beard waved his coat in front of him, slowly knelt down and said with his hands, "Listen up!"
"Master Ai, my best friend in life and death, has been put on death row and will be executed tomorrow, so you must rescue him tonight."
The old man with a long beard looked at Li Yi and patted him on the shoulder: "You are one of the few capable disciples of my master. This task belongs to you. If an enemy surrounds you and wants to kick you! What will you do?
manage?"
As soon as the words "circle kick" came out, the audience on the field became happy.
What kind of magical line is this!
Needless to say, it must have been written by Li Yi!
Everyone is looking forward to whether Li Yi and others will pass five levels and kill six generals, and finally rescue Master Na Ai.
This is in line with the theme of the stage play's title "No one has ever died since ancient times"!
Li Yi was kneeling at this time and said: "I would like to listen to Master's advice!"
The old man with a long beard stroked his beard and said: "I will teach you a move, watch it!"
After saying that, he kept spinning in a circle, shouting: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I was wrong!"
Li Yi's face was full of questions, and he wondered: "Master, is this possible?"
"People's hearts are made of flesh. If you just run around in circles and shout sorry, I'll see who dares to kick me." The master said seriously.
It was this serious effect that made everyone present laugh crazy.
They all said that this master was the most cowardly person they had ever seen!
At this time, Director Jiang was observing the data in the background.
He was pleasantly surprised to find that after Li Yi came on the stage, the ratings of the show directly increased by 1.5%!
While he was amazed, he also admired Li Yi's talent.
Director Jiang really felt that Li Yi was able to create a stage play script within two weeks, which was a very remarkable achievement.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also started to launch barrages.
"Hahahaha, this master made me laugh so hard."
"My mother's son was laughing so hard."
"It's really nonsense! Hahaha!"
They thought Li Yi would eventually accept Master's brilliant move, but Li Yi on the stage still shook his head and said: "Master, I can't do this."
The master nodded slightly: "Since you are so shameless, just take this, the Moonlight Treasure Box!"
Suddenly, the master took out a small wooden box from behind him and said to Li Yi: "Once you fail the mission outside, open it and recite the spell loudly..."
Li Yi probed: "Prajnaparamita?"
Even the audience below thought this was the spell. After all, Xingye's "Westward Journey" is really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
But the master shook his head and then shouted: "I really want to live another five hundred years!"
Then, he looked at Li Yi: "He will help you turn back time and start over, go ahead!"
Li Yi held the moonlight treasure box and accepted the order: "Yes!"
In an instant, the stage lights came down and the scene changed.
When the yellow floor lamp turned on again, an old man with disheveled hair and prison clothes appeared on the stage.
His hands were handcuffed and his figure was a little stooped. He sang loudly in a weak voice: "Since ancient times, no one has died, and his loyalty will be remembered by history!"
After saying this, the lights on the stage came back on, and a man in jailer's clothes came over and said, "Master Ai, you are going to the execution ground tomorrow. Come and eat the longevity noodles."
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone laughed again.
The reversal of this line is also so exciting.
"Hahahaha, I'm going to the execution ground and then eat longevity noodles, hahaha."
"You are going to hell to live forever!"
"Hahaha, I found that Brother Yi's ability to write scripts is really strong."
Because Li Yi's stage play suddenly attracted a lot of traffic, there were even three hot searches about "The Birth of an Actor" on Weibo.
This actually made many viewers come into the live broadcast room again.
Such a virtuous cycle even allowed Director Jiang to increase the backstage capacity of the live broadcast room by two levels.
At this time, Mr. Ai on the stage was staring ahead, unmoved.
Seeing that his kind words could not persuade him to die, the jailer put the longevity noodles on the ground and prepared to leave.
He looked at Mr. Ai and said, "Before leaving, do you have anything else to say?"
Mr. Ai suddenly laughed, and then said seriously: "Garlic should be added to longevity noodles."
When the jailer heard this, he immediately kicked into the cell and said: "I gave you face, I gave you face, didn't I! I gave you a fire, and you want me a donkey? Do you want to eat it or not!"
Then, the jailer left angrily.
As soon as the jailer left, a dark figure walked into the prison.
The light gradually shone on him, and the audience saw that it was Li Yi!
He is here to save Master Ai!
Li Yi looked at Master Ai in the cell and said, "Master Ai."
At this time, Mr. Ai was eating longevity noodles. After seeing Li Yi, he took two steps forward and asked, "Who are you?"
"It doesn't matter who I am." Li Yi shook his head.
Master Ai looked at him affectionately and finally said: "Do you have any garlic?"
Hearing this sentence, the audience below burst into laughter.
This Master Ai turns out to be a funny guy!
"Hahahaha, I'm going to die laughing."
"No, this is too funny."
"I thought Li Yi was going to act in a series about serving the country with loyalty, but I was stupid."
Li Yi touched his pocket: "No, I came in a hurry. I came to save you on Master's order."
Master Ai was delighted, "Who is your master?"
Li Yi cupped his fists and said, "My master is your life-and-death friend. He is nicknamed the Master of Jishuitantan. Kneel down!"
The name of the circle kneeling really made everyone laugh.
Even teacher Song Dandan was laughing from ear to ear.
She secretly said to Liu Ye: "There is a reason why the master who dares to love him keeps kneeling and spinning in circles. This burden shakes well!"
Liu Ye didn't speak, just smiled and nodded.
But this shows that he has recognized Li Yi's acting skills and line ability from the bottom of his heart.
Being able to make everyone laugh with just two words is indeed a well-honed ability.
At this time, Li Yi was about to open the cell door and said, "Master Ai, let's leave quickly."
Master Ai, however, waved his long hair and said calmly: "Hold on, brave men. You have finally come to rescue me. I will take care of you."
After saying that, he packed up his straw mat.
Li Yi was so angry that he vomited blood. He said bitterly: "Master Ai, there is no need. We are escaping from prison, not moving."
Upon hearing this, Mr. Ai nodded: "It makes sense, then I'll dress up a little."
He smoothed his long hair again and continued to waste time.
Li Yi was very anxious. He was worried that the jailer would come later and he would not be able to escape by then, so he continued to persuade: "Master Ai, I don't think this is necessary?"
Mr. Ai waved his hands repeatedly and looked serious: "I have been an honest official all my life and am loved by the people. I can't let them see me in embarrassment!"
Li Yi was very angry. He wanted to go over there, but there was no way. After all, this was Master's life and death friend. He had to explain: "Master Ai is too worried. There is not a single commoner outside."
Upon hearing this, Mr. Ai nodded and said, "You reminded me of this."
He stood by the window of the cell wall and shouted: "People!!"
"I heard Master Ai is about to be released from prison! Come to the door to greet him."
As soon as these words came out, Li Yi covered his mouth, not knowing what to say.
The audience below were amused by this sentence. At the same time, Li Yi's votes on the Internet increased exponentially, and the gap between him and the second place in votes was hundreds of thousands!
Many netizens posted comments after seeing it in the live broadcast room.
"Hahahahaha, this Master Ai really deserves a beating!"
"I also think it makes me laugh to death!"
"Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore, it's so funny."
"I feel that Li Yi is very suitable for writing comedy scripts!"
"I'm committed to this show. I just want to watch Brother Yi!"
These barrage comments have kept Li Yi's hot searches in a state of "explosion".
On the hot search list on Weibo, there are even four hot searches about Li Yi and "The Birth of an Actor"!
Master Ai on the other side of the stage waved his hand: "Thank you brave man for saving me and leading the way!"
Li Yi quickly opened the cell door and said, "Go, go, go."
At this time, a head appeared on the window of the prison wall.
It's the jailer's head.
He frowned and asked, "What are you shouting for?"
Following the gaze next to him, he found a stranger, that was Li Yi!
"Hey! Hey! Who is it?" The jailer immediately came from the window.
At this time, Master Ai not only did not run away, but fell asleep on the ground.
Li Yi was confused, "Master Ai, what are you doing?"
The jailer had already arrived, and he stabbed Li Yi, "I'll cut him in!"
He gritted his teeth and said: "I'm giving you face, right? How dare you rob the prison when I'm on duty?!"
When the jailer saw Mr. Ai sleeping beside him, he snorted coldly: "Bold prisoner on death row, I will send you on your way today!"
Master Ai opened his eyes in confusion, rubbed his eyes and said, "What happened?"
He looked at Li Yi and asked, "Hey? Who are you?"
Li Yi was speechless: "Master Ai, we don't do this, do we?"
The jailer didn't care so much, he stabbed Li Yi directly: "I'll deal with you first!"
"Wait!"
Li Yi slowly took out the moonlight treasure box and said to the sky: "I...really"
Before he finished speaking, the jailer stabbed him.
Li Yi endured the pain, glanced at him, and continued to open the moonlight treasure box, "I really..."
As a result, the jailer stabbed him again.
Li Yi sang again: "I really..."
The jailer raised his machete for the third time.
This time, Li Yi looked at the jailer and shouted: "I really obey you, can you let me sing the whole sentence!!"
