Li Yi opened the moonlight treasure box again, but before the lyrics could be sung, the jailer chopped it down again.
"You sing your song, and I'll chop mine!" the jailer looked menacing.
Li Yi couldn't bear it anymore. He stepped forward and wanted to pull out the sword, but in the end he held back.
He didn't want to force himself to break the skill, so he glared at him, then continued to open the moonlight treasure box and said the spell.
"I really~~"
"I miss you so much~~~"
As soon as he finished singing, Li Yi closed the moonlight treasure box. What a mess!
As a result, the jailer stabbed him again.
The jailer shouted: "How dare you! How dare you tease me! Take your life!"
Seeing that the jailer was angry, Li Yi ran away quickly and said, "Master Ai, I will come back to save you!"
After saying that, he ran away.
The jailer followed closely behind him and kept poking him.
As a result, at the moment when the knife fell, Li Yi finally sang the lyrics: "I really want to live another five hundred years~~"
In an instant, deafening thunder came from the speaker, and the sound effect was frightening.
The lights flickered on and off, which made everyone's hearts twitch.
Director Jiang couldn't help but give a thumbs up when he saw the effect of such a program: "This Li Yi is not bad, he can do things!"
The audience was also attracted by this weird and bizarre plot, especially the way every character in it was created.
For a moment, the four characters "turn back time" appeared on the screen on the stage.
When the lights were turned on again, Mr. Ai once again stood by the cell door and shouted: "Life~~"
"Shut up!"
At this time, the jailer came over with a bowl of noodles, without giving him a chance to complain.
He said impatiently: "Master Ai, you are going to the execution ground tomorrow. Come and eat the longevity noodles."
"Huh!" Mr. Ai stroked his long hair, "I'm not hungry!"
Originally, the jailer was just about to put down the longevity noodles, but after hearing his words, he cursed: "Aren't you hungry? I gave you face, didn't I? You don't have it when you are hungry!"
After saying that, he started eating on his own, "Hmm~ It tastes good."
Master Ai looked at him eating noodles and his mouth watered with greed.
The moment the jailer left, another person came out of the prison passage.
He is Li Yi who went back in time!
Master Ai was very surprised and asked quickly: "Who are you?"
Li Yi took out a head of garlic from his arms, pointed at him and said: "Shut up, this is your garlic, don't open it now, eat it when you go out, hurry up!"
This overbearing way of robbing the prison amused the audience.
"What kind of ridiculous plot is this! Hahahahaha"
"I'm impressed by Li Yi's creative ability, it's so funny hahahaha."
"Others act in film and television clips, but he acts in comedy! He is the king of comedy!"
Mr. Ai hesitated a little, and he hesitated: "No, warrior, I'm leaving. I have to clean up first."
Li Yi said impatiently: "What do you want it for? What do you want it for?"
Seeing that he didn't pack his luggage, Mr. Ai stroked his long hair and said, "Well, I, then I have to dress up a little."
Li Yi hurriedly interjected: "You don't have to dress up, who is looking at you? Leave quickly!"
"Then people..." Mr. Ai looked out the window.
"There's no one outside! Leave quickly!" Li Yi opened the cell door and prepared to leave with Master Ai.
Master Ai was helpless, and he begged: "Strong man, I beg you, can I just say a word?"
Li Yi didn't think about a sentence for long before he agreed: "Just one sentence!"
"Just one sentence." Mr. Ai raised a finger.
Li Yi held his sword and said, "If you dare to say one more thing, I will..."
Mr. Ai walked to the window and shouted: "Come here, someone wants to kill me!"
"Someone wants to rob!!"
At this time, the jailer stuck his head out again and said speechlessly: "What are you shouting for?!"
Master Ai immediately pointed at Li Yi: "Here it is!"
When the jailer saw it, he shouted: "Who is this person?!"
Li Yi was so angry that he pointed at Mr. Ai and gritted his teeth: "Wait for me, wait for me!"
He saw the jailer rushing over with a knife, and Li Yi shouted: "Go, don't think that I can't beat you if I don't chop you."
When the jailer heard this, he became angry: "That guy is copying!"
"Do you still want to steal someone when I fight with you? I want you to see what it means to seize a sword with bare hands! Come on."
As soon as he finished speaking, the jailer stabbed him.
Li Yi did not win.
The jailer stabbed him again.
Li Yi still failed.
After the jailer stabbed him three times, Li Yi clapped his hands and said, "It's really awesome!"
After saying that, he fell down.
Mr. Ai quickly shouted: "Cut him, chop him, don't leave anyone alive."
While kicking the fallen Li Yi, he shouted: "I told you not to let me speak! I not only speak, I also read poems! Since ancient times, no one has died, and his loyal heart shines on his sweaty feet!"
The jailer wanted to make one final stab, but at this moment Li Yi stood up and said fiercely: "You wait, wait."
After saying that, he ran away.
The jailer chased after him: "Stop! Stop!"
At this time, all the lights went out.
The audience knew that Li Yi was going to travel through time again.
I only heard a sentence coming from behind the prison wall: "I really want to live another five hundred years!~"
Thunder sounded again, and the four characters "turn back time" appeared on the screen.
The audience was overjoyed, and Director Jiang was so excited that he was pacing back and forth.
The ratings actually increased to 3%!
What a shocking news.
In just a few minutes, a large number of viewers wanted to watch Li Yi's absurd comedy.
Director Jiang knows that after tonight, Li Yi will definitely make a mark in the history of stage plays!
Sure enough, when the lights came on again.
The familiar Master Ai appeared in front of everyone again.
He did not continue to recite poetry like the last two times, and seemed to be thinking about something.
At this time, the jailer came over, still holding the familiar longevity noodles in his hand.
That familiar smell~
The jailer looked at Master Ai and said, "Master Ai, you are going to the execution ground tomorrow. Come on, eat the garlic."
But as soon as he finished speaking, Li Yi pushed him away.
Li Yi walked directly into the cell, pushed Mr. Ai down, and beat him hard with the moonlight treasure box: "Reading poems, right? You're still talking even if you're not allowed to talk! You're still reading poems, right?"
Li Yi stepped on it and muttered: "No one will die since ancient times! I tell you, you will die if you don't die. I'll beat you to death!"
The jailer became anxious at this time, and he hurriedly said: "Hey! This strong man will go to the execution ground tomorrow. There is no need for it, right?"
Li Yi took a deep breath and said, "I can't wait for tomorrow. Most people can't understand the hatred between us."
Lord Ai looked at the jailer, "Save me~"
Li Yi took the moonlight treasure box and knocked on Master Ai's knee, "This is your knee, I'll knock you to death! I have to let your knees accumulate water before I die!"
The jailer couldn't stand it anymore, so he went over and stabbed Li Yi: "Let go!"
Li Yi pointed at him, "Okay, when I come back next time, I'll take care of you as well."
He opened the moonlight treasure box, but the box was broken into half. Li Yi was dumbfounded, "It's over, I'll break it if you break it."
Li Yi was so angry that he picked up the moonlight treasure box: "If I kill you, you will never die since ancient times!..."
Just like that, the curtain gradually fell, and the "farce" finally ended.
When everyone realized that the entire stage play was completely over, they all stood up.
They all gave their warmest applause to these outstanding actors on the stage.
Teacher Song Dandan also stood up, raised his hands above his head, and kept applauding: "That's great, it's really great."
Netizens in the live broadcast room even filled the entire screen with barrages.
“It’s so beautiful and exciting!”
"Hahahaha, my mom asked me why I keep smiling at my phone, and I don't know either!"
"It's so funny, I just can't help it."
There are countless similar barrages.
It is worth mentioning that Li Yi directly shot to the top of the hot search list with this one "No One Ever Dies in Life"!
After a while, Li Yi returned to the stage.
He first bowed and said hello to everyone: "Hello everyone, hello everyone~"
The audience burst into applause again, and some of them shouted: "Brother Yi is awesome~"
“Brother Yi is the most handsome~~”
After Teacher He heard it on the stage, he smiled and said: "Yiyi, it seems that your voice is very high. Do you think this stage play is a success?"
Li Yi thought for a while and said: "I think this stage play should be better than the last one. The last time was a little rushed, but this time the obvious laughter and all aspects of acting skills can be expressed, and at the same time
I would like to thank my supporting actors, I really appreciate them."
At this time, Zhang Ziyi directly made a comment: "Let me put it this way, in the entertainment industry, the number one person with the largest traffic volume and who can act is none other than Li Yi."
As soon as these words came out, the whole place was in an uproar.
Because according to Zhang Ziyi's status, she is fully qualified to say this.
And Li Yi, as the person being praised, has reason to receive such an honor.
Song Dandan also took the microphone: "I'll just say two words, it's great! Really, I saw a different Li Yi and a different absurd comedy. Thank you, Li Yi."
Zhang Guoli smiled and said: "I think you should set up a stage drama studio in the future. I want to act in all your scripts!"
Li Yi listened to the praises of many people and asked: "So, everyone will vote for me, right?"
