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030 Jidian is a flower monk?

As we mentioned before, Lingyin Temple is one of the largest Buddhist temples in Hangzhou.

As a pure place for Buddhism, today, it is not pure at all.

"We want to see Master Daoji! Let Master Daoji come out quickly!"

"Daoji Living Buddha, I am your fan. I have grown up listening to your stories since I was a child!"

"Master Daoji! We brought you the roast chicken from the building outside the building and the best daughter red. Come out quickly!"



Of course the players are here to find Jidian.

Ji Dian, whose Buddhist name is Daoji, is the famous monk Jigong. He has been filmed in dozens of TV series alone and is one of the most famous monks in Zen Buddhism.

According to the legend, Monk Jidi understood the Buddhist teachings and was not limited to physical things. He cultivated himself and became a terrestrial Buddha.

If this is not immortality, then what is?

The players crowded into the main hall noisily, looking around and shouting loudly. Some even raised the roast chicken in their hands high and fanned it vigorously with a cattail leaf fan, trying to spread the fragrance throughout the temple. This is how to lead out the traces of Ji Di.

When the other players saw it, they thought, what the hell, this kind of operation is still possible? So they followed suit one after another, and even opened the jar of wine containing daughter's red wine, and deliberately spilled it on the ground.

Suddenly, the entire Lingyin Temple was overflowing with the aroma of roast chicken, fine wine.

On the side, the monk Guang Liang, who was overseeing the temple, was furious when he saw this situation.

I saw him fighting his way through the bewildered monks, rushing into the hall and starting to curse.

"You! You are simply lawless!"

"This is the pure place of Buddhism! You are disrespecting the precepts in front of the Buddha! What a shame! What a shame!"

The system prompts: "Because your behavior disrupted the practice of the masters of Lingyin Temple, the friendliness of the supervisor Guangliang towards you has declined..."

Of course, no players paid attention to him.

Guang Liang? Who is it?

Oh, by the way, the fat monk who is always against Jigong in every TV series about Jigong.

That's okay, keep shouting.

The monk who oversees the temple can be regarded as the second-in-command in the administration within the temple, and he is also the second-in-command in charge of discipline, with the power of life and death. Guang Liang has never experienced such grievances.

His face was flushed red, and a few veins on his forehead were congested and protruding from his rage. After a while, a sharp sound pierced the sky of Hangzhou.

"Come here! Beat these bastards out of here with a stick!"

"From today onwards, Lingyin Temple will close the gate! Also, find me that Daoji. If he doesn't give an explanation to the poor monk today, let's see how I deal with him!"

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Where is Jidian?

Jidian is actually on the mountain peak directly opposite Lingyin Temple.

Strictly speaking, this is not a mountain peak - on top of the cliff is a bare, flat stone platform. There is also a village on the stone platform, which is built not far from the cliff. There are a lot of people inside, as if some happy event is being held.

Monk Jidian was sitting on the floor, with a pile of wine and food packed out from outside the building in front of him. Opposite him was Gou Adu, a disciple of Jinshan Temple who was the instigator of the situation in the East China Sea.

He grabbed a chicken leg with one hand, tore it into pieces and chewed it hard. With the other hand, he grabbed a large jar of red wine that was said to be 20 years old. He drank a few mouthfuls of it, and then burped comfortably.

Cool.

In some things, it is important to strike first to gain the upper hand.

It has never been a secret that Ji Dian likes to drink and eat meat.

If you want to win the favor of this big boss, there is only one secret.

quick.

You have to act quickly and establish a friendly relationship with Ji Dian before everyone rushes to Hangzhou.

You have to act quickly. When all the people gather on the shores of the East China Sea, find a reason to invite Ji Dian out of Lingyin Temple as soon as possible to prevent others from encountering this big boss and cutting off their own immortal fate.

"Hiccup~Good wine, good wine!"

"Uncle Jidian, don't just drink, eat your head... I mean, eat vegetables!"

It was so dangerous, I almost said that I was bald.

"Uncle, are you satisfied with your meal? Do you want to add more?"

The first rule of thumb when treating guests to dinner is don’t be afraid of spending money.

Today, Gou Adu chose the best restaurant in Hangzhou - Louwailou.

What was packed was a banquet of the highest standard for a full banquet for twenty people.

Just for this meal, Gou Adu spent a total of 3 taels of gold—according to the current price of gold, it is probably more than 500 soft sister coins.

Fortunately that's the case.

When Jidian eats, he is like the wind and the remaining clouds. When the food is on the table, he is like a giant whale sucking water.

In less than half an hour, the table was full of food. Except for a few chicken bones and a few fish bones, even the plates had been licked clean.

"Hiccup~ It's almost time. You have to eat seventy percent full, otherwise you won't be in good health. Burp~"

This is seventy percent full.

Otherwise, he is a god.

If he was like those fools down the mountain who dared to visit Ji Dian with only a roast chicken, he probably wouldn't even be able to stuff his teeth with it.

The system prompts: "You treated the crazy monk Jidian to a delicious meal, and your friendship with Jidian has improved."

"To show your courtesy for nothing is to be either an adulterer or a thief."

"Have said it, but you need my help, uncle, to deal with the East China Sea Dragon Clan?"

It's refreshing to talk to smart people.

Gou Ahdu didn't even say anything, so Ji Dian guessed the little Jiujiu in Gou's heart.

Then they saw Gou Adu kneeling on the ground in an ORZ shape, and took out a round bead shining with colorful light from his bag.

"Two things. One, please ask my uncle to help me see how to use this thing. Two, I hope that in this battle between Buddhism and the Water Tribe, my uncle can help."

"Senior brother sent you to be a lobbyist?"

"Uncle Master really knows things well."

As we have said before, the plot of this version of "Overturning the River" is essentially based on the grievances and grudges between Buddhism and the Dragon Clan over the years.

This is a battle between factions - the Dragon Ball incident is just a trigger.

It was actually nothing.

Buddhism focuses on pure cultivation. Whether it is subduing a dragon or subduing a tiger, most of the time it is because these beasts first harm other living beings and then do justice for heaven.

To put it simply, Buddhism likes to be passive and plays defensive counterattacks.

The main reason why the Dragon Clan is confident is that they have grasped this point.

But this time is an exception.

Time goes back to the moment when Ao Guang issued a proclamation to attack the Buddhist sect, and the system issued an announcement.

The system prompts: "You have successfully promoted the opening of the version of the plot [Overturning the River and the Sea]. As the plot promoter, the host of your sect [Jinshan Temple] [Zen Master Fahai] will fight as the leader of the Buddhist camp."

This time, the commander-in-chief of the Buddhist side is not those eminent monks who like to preach great principles and persuade people to do good, but the extremely arrogant representative of the Buddhist hawks - the mighty Tianlong Fahai.

As Gou Adu's master, the first task Fahai gave Gou Adu after taking office as the leader of this camp was to invite Ji Dian to join forces with him.

The drunkenness on Ji Dian's face had long since disappeared, and he was seen sitting upright, staring at Gou Adu with burning eyes.

"Senior Brother Fahai, are you planning to drive out all the Dragon Clan in the East China Sea?"

This sentence is not an exaggeration at all.

If Ji Dian from Buddhism joins the team, there will be two bald heads who are particularly good at fighting, one is level 200, and the other is level 205.

As for the dragon clan... Ao Guang, level 180.

Ao Guang: "...fuck, are you pretty?"

"The poor monk can take action, but nephew, you have to do something for the poor monk."

"Did you see that village over there? In the village, the village chief's son got married today and was having a big feast."

"Go and snatch the bride away from the wedding. If you do it, the poor monk will agree to it."

……ha?


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