The system prompts: "You have triggered the random task [Bride Robbery]. Please follow the request of Crazy Monk Jidian to stop the wedding that is being held in the village ahead. Do you accept it? Please note that this task may be besieged by the residents of the village."
【whether】.
Being besieged is inevitable.
It is said that it would be better to demolish ten temples than to ruin a marriage. On top of the wedding, robbing civilian girls is something that no man can bear.
The level of the villagers is not high, basically around level 10-15.
The key is that Gou Adu believes that if he really takes action, it is estimated that the gang of level 100 policemen in Hangzhou city who can dismantle Gundam with their bare hands will fall from the sky in an instant and catch Gou Adu on the spot.
It is a well-known fact that the crazy monk Ji Ji has a crazy appearance and does not abide by the rules and precepts.
But if you want to steal someone else's wife... I haven't heard that Jidian is good at this?
"But Uncle Master, aren't we monks? They are well married, so... isn't it appropriate for us to be like this?"
Gou Adu's eyes sparkled brightly, full of curiosity, trying to be cute and pass the test.
"It really doesn't seem appropriate."
That's right. Robbery of civilian girls is illegal no matter how you look at it. Issuing such a mission is completely inconsistent with your character as a generation of eminent monks...
"I am a local monk from Lingyin Temple, and I am really not suitable for doing this kind of thing... So let me correct you, it's not that we want to steal someone's wife, it's you who steals someone's wife. You are a foreigner and can run away at any time."
"This matter has nothing to do with Lingyin Living Buddha Daoji."
???
Uncle Daoji, I have no grievances with you, and I even brought you a whole table of food and drinks from the building outside the building, and yet you treat me like this?
"Uncle, do you want to think about it again? My nephew, I am still a child, how can you bear it... If you really need it, I see some old ladies on the boats on the West Lake looking for business, how about...
"
Cute and cute, version 2.0.
Build relationships.
However, as soon as Gou Adu's words were spoken, Ji Dian's figure softened, his whole body trembled, and a few drops of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth...
"Ah, my head hurts so much. Oops, I must have had a bad stomach just now. Please tell me, Senior Brother Fahai. Junior Brother, I can't help him..."
???
Uncle, can you be more professional? How can you have a headache after eating bad food?
"Okay, okay, I'll go, why don't I go!"
The system prompts: "You accepted the random task [kidnapping]..."
"Come on, I'm optimistic about you~"
"Uncle Master, didn't you say your stomach wasn't eaten properly..."
"do not mind the details."
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The village on the top platform is called Baishi Village.
This is a medium-sized village consisting of more than 300 households, and 90% of the people in the village have the surname Bai.
Most of these villages composed of clan bloodlines have a strong xenophobic attribute. Although the city of Hangzhou is at the foot of the mountain, the Bai family has lived on the ancestral land on the top of the mountain for generations. They are self-sufficient and never envy the city of Hangzhou at the foot of the mountain.
of prosperity.
But recently there has been an exception.
Today is the day when the son of the head of Baishi Village and the head of the Bai clan gets married.
The Bai clan has been over seventy years old and has had seven or eight children, but all of them died in infancy. He only had a son when he was fifty-two years old. He gave birth to this son, and it can be said that he was loved by thousands of people. How is he doing now?
It is easy to raise him till he gets a wife.
There is a successor!
In Baishi Village, pigs and sheep were being slaughtered and it was very lively. The village chief even invited the best troupe from the city at the foot of the mountain. This always exclusive village directly set up running water mats with hundreds of tables stretching from the beginning of the village to the end of the village.
The end of the village.
As long as you pass by here, you can go directly to the table to eat. Although it is not a delicacy, it is quite generous with wine and meat.
...but around here, except for Lingyin Temple, not many people pass by.
Throughout the morning, there was only one homeless person who appeared to be in ragged clothes. He sat down at the table without being polite. His dirty hands grabbed the food on the table and shoveled it into his mouth. He ate and smacked his lips.
The other villagers attending the banquet felt disgusted.
"Where did this beggar come from?"
"I must have been hungry for several days. It's pitiful."
"Then you can't start directly. How can you let others eat it?"
"Forget it, forget it, there is no need to argue with such a beggar on the big day, just change one table for another."
…
Today is the big day for the eldest son of the Bai clan. We are all from the village, so it is not easy to get angry. Anyway, the banquet is large enough. Not long after, the nearby villagers dispersed, and the refugee occupied the entire table.
Gu Zi was eating and drinking - no one noticed that a cunning flash appeared in the refugee's eyes.
"The first step is to drive away the nearby villagers and complete."
This refugee is naturally disguised as Gou Adu.
It's quite embarrassing to say that after eating so many things from someone else, you actually want to steal someone else's bride. Even though he is as shameless as Ah Du, he can't help but blush a little.
Wait, what am I thinking?
This is definitely not my problem. The mastermind behind all this is the cheating crazy monk Jidian. He moved his mortal heart and used the opportunity of the water tribe's attack to blackmail himself. Everything I did was for the sake of the dawn of life...
"The poor monk can hear you."
Fuck, the secret method of Buddhism, [Supernatural Power·Thunderbolt].
When I didn't say anything.
A level 205 boss is a member of his own Buddhist sect and cannot be offended.
The most important thing for a qualified pusher is to assess the situation carefully and give in when necessary.
In this case...it's better to look at the mission again.
[kidnapping]
Mission type: Random mission
Mission Objective 1: Stop the ongoing wedding in the village 0/1
Mission Objective 2: Delay as much time as possible
...Boss, you are still peeking at the screen. If you use [his mind telepathy] like this, Master Buddha will cry.
"Pay attention, don't think too much, the wedding is about to begin."
You're teaching me how to do things... Oh, it's nothing, you taught me well.
Just as Ji Dian said, the wedding ceremony officially begins now.
The 70-year-old village chief moved a Taishi chair and sat among the crowd. His old face smiled like a chrysanthemum. Next to him was a mature and beautiful woman who was at least 30 years younger than him.
A young man dressed in red silk was holding a red hydrangea. On the other hand, he was holding a woman whose face was covered with a hijab. Obviously, they were the two protagonists of today's wedding. He knelt in front of the village chief and his wife.
Gee, the groom looks nothing like the village elder.
"Yizheng Qiankun... Husband and wife are the beginning of human relations... Poems are called Zhou... Marriage is the source of kingship..."
An older man held a marriage certificate and his sharp voice drowned out the noise. For a moment, the whole place fell silent. Regardless of whether they understood it or not, they were all paying attention.