In ancient legends of gods and monsters, bride-robbing is actually a relatively common plot.
Generally speaking, there is a burst of black wind, the sky and the earth change color, and everyone present can't open their eyes. When the surroundings calm down, the flower girl has been captured by the monster.
Huh? It seems that the same idea was used to arrest Tang Monk.
Ahem...that's not important.
This is a routine way to steal a bride.
Regarding this point...it is obvious that Gou Adu is not prepared to take the ordinary path.
"No, Shancai! You can't marry him!"
Buddhist magical power, [Lion’s Roar].
The residents of Baijia Village present were just a group of mortals. This loud noise was like a thunderbolt, making everyone dizzy. Indistinctly, they saw a figure moving like a rabbit, flipping around a few times, and then jumped to that place.
In front of the bride.
"Please wake up! You don't love him at all! Have you forgotten the promise we made under the shooting stars? Answer me!"
A pair of big hands firmly grasped the bride's shoulders.
Suddenly, I felt a huge force coming from my shoulders, but it was like a boat hit by wind and waves on the sea, being rocked back and forth repeatedly.
She had never recovered from the shock of the lion's roar. This time, she felt like stars were in her eyes, but she rolled her eyes and fainted on the spot.
"Shancai, what's wrong with you? Shancai, I'm Daomingsi!"
"Did they poison you? Let's go! I'll take you away from this sad place!"
"Stage Play·Meteor Garden".
Everyone in Baijia Village finally recovered from the loud roar of the lion, but they saw a figure rushing out of the village like a gust of wind. The speed was so fast that even Ahuang, the best hunting dog in the village, could not catch up.
That's all.
The key is that the figure holding a graceful figure in red clothes is the village chief's unmarried daughter-in-law.
etc?
The village chief’s daughter-in-law?
Everyone turned their heads in surprise, and sure enough, among the crowd, the bride who was supposed to marry the village chief's son had disappeared.
Baishi Village is the largest village nearby.
The folk customs of this village have always been fierce, and the villagers are from the same clan, so they are extremely united. No one has ever dared to let him make a fool of himself like this.
At this moment, the village chief's old face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
He gritted his teeth and spoke carefully.
"Everyone in the village, young and old, obey my orders!"
"Find this troublesome bastard! Kill him! I want him dead!"
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The bride snatching operation went very smoothly.
The bride has already been snatched, and she is carrying it on Gou Adu's back - it is magical to say that even though Gou Adu flips and twists and turns, walking through the dense forest, there is such a big movement, but the hijab is like being chopped off.
Super glue usually sticks firmly to the woman's head.
The system prompts: "You ruined the wedding of the son of the village chief of Baishi Village. Your behavior has completely angered the village chief of Baishi Village. In the next hour, you will be hunted by all the villagers of Baishi Village...
"
oh.
Gou Adu didn't take this tip to heart.
Again, the villagers in Baishi Village are all mortals. The highest levels in the village are a level 20 hunter and a level 23 martial artist. Facing a practitioner like Gou Adu, they have almost no power to fight back.
Chasing myself? I am a powerful Tianlong...
"You can't attack them. These are good people. The martial arts of Buddhist disciples are used to kill demons and protect the common people. How can you bully a bunch of ordinary people who have no power to restrain a chicken?"
Tsk, the screen-peeping monster is online.
You also know that this is a kind family? Then you still let me steal someone else's wife?
"The poor monk's behavior naturally has his reasons."
Okay, you have a higher level and you have the final say.
"Then if they hit me, can I fight back?"
"No way."
Hey……
What the hell kind of request is this?
Although the level of these villagers is not high, they are fully armed. Gou Adu is only over level 30 now and is still a mortal body. If he is surrounded and killed, he may still capsize in the sewer.
Forget it, forget it, you can't afford to offend, you can afford to hide.
At worst, he could ride on the auspicious clouds and fly far away with this bride in his arms...
"This is inappropriate. You can't move too fast, and you can't stay out of the sight of the villagers of Baishi Village for too long."
???
This won't work, and that won't work either. This crappy mission is deliberately trying to make things difficult for people, right?
So what exactly are you going to do?
"It literally allows you to delay time. For example, you can take the bride in circles around you and keep a suitable distance from the pursuers behind you, so that they can maintain a feeling that they can catch you right away."
"In short, these villagers cannot be allowed to return to the village. This delay can be delayed as long as possible."
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Gou Adu swore that this was the weirdest mission he had ever encountered in so many years of playing games.
An eminent Buddhist monk ordered him to rob a common girl, but he didn't show up after he robbed her.
It's okay if you can't fight back, you still have to let the pursuers discover your traces, and you also have to attract the pursuers' attention and delay as much time as possible.
Isn't this task difficult for me on purpose, Master Jidian?
In fact, he just deliberately found a reason to not want to help Master Fahai. It must be like this, right?
Gou Adu also has a temper.
Although his strength is low, he is just a young Buddhist cultivator in his early 30s, but he is a dignified fourth natural disaster.
Even if you are a level 205 epic giant, you can't play tricks on me like this!
The worst thing you can do is not play this crappy game...forget it, it cost a lot of money to buy it all.
Ahem... At worst, I won't do this crappy mission. I turn around and go straight to the front line of the confrontation with the Shui Tribe where Fahai is in Zhenjiang Prefecture. I'll file a complaint with my master, Fahai, saying that Master Jidian doesn't want to support the war between Buddhism and the Shui Tribe.
, deliberately embarrass yourself, love as much as you like...
"After the mission is completed, I will tell you the information about the other three pieces of the Five Ghost Transport Talisman."
Oh, Cricket is a magic weapon, I am the fourth natural disaster with dignity...
"As for the whereabouts of Xu Shilin, I can also arrange for you to meet the white snake demon suppressed under Leifeng Tower."
Let me emphasize, I, Gou Adu, am an ethical player...
"I will give you one more chance at most. If you can pass my assessment, I can teach you the [Subduing Dragons and Demons Sutra] that I practiced..."
Ahem...it smells so good.
"Uncle, don't worry! It's just flying a kite! You advance and I retreat, and you retreat and I flirt. With my many years of experience as a spare tire, I am very familiar with this process. You can trust me and leave it to me. I promise to make clear arrangements for you.
~"
I don’t mean anything else, I mainly believe in the character of a living Buddha and a physical Arhat.
How could a Buddhist master with such achievements deliberately embarrass me, a junior, over a trivial matter?
While Gou Adu was furiously flattering Ji Dian, he didn't notice that the bride wearing a wedding dress on his back had quietly woken up...