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0115 I really don't want to die

"Julie! Have you ever heard of the Red Moon Demon Sword..."

Zhao Guanren was walking in the magic fog with his sword on his shoulder, and he could see the scorching sun without turning on a lamp. All three of them wore amulets, and Zhao Guanren specially wore two of them.

"Of course I've heard of it..."

Julie followed behind and said: "The Red Moon Demon Sword is Madam Xuanyuan's sword, a blood-red ancient artifact. Even a three-year-old child knows that Madam Xuanyuan's name is Zhang Chiyue!"

Zhao Guanren turned around suddenly and said in shock: "What does Zhang Chiyue look like, what did she do before, and where did her knife come from?"

"Uh~ I've never seen her in person..."

Julie stopped and said: "Zhang Chiyue is the only survivor who escaped from the dark zone with the Scarlet Moon Demon Sword in her hand. It is said that Zhang Chiyue is very beautiful. She once worked as a stewardess. She fell in love with General Xuanyuan at first sight.

I gave him two children!"

"Fuck!"

Zhao Guanren's face turned pale immediately, and Li Shishi was also surprised and said: "Zhang Chiyue is Zhang Xinyue, she must be too fast. She has already given birth to two children, and she said she is waiting for you outside. I don't think she has many.

Let’s get married soon!”

"Senior! Do you know Zhang Chiyue..."

Julie looked at Zhao Guanren cautiously, but he said sadly: "She is my ex-girlfriend, let's not go to Red Maple Castle. You take me to Zhang Chiyue, I want to find her to find out about my wife!"

"God Xuanyuan is far away from here..."

Julie hesitated and said: "It is said that he is very domineering and a bit petty, and he supervises his wife very strictly. You... better find a backer before going there, otherwise he may know about your relationship with Zhang Chiyue."

I’ll embarrass you right there!”

Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "Who can I look for as a backer? Everyone I know is dead!"

"You are a god who blew up the Skeleton Tower. People are still rushing to get you after you come out of the mountain..."

Julie hurriedly said: "A few dozen kilometers west of the Black Wasteland, there is a military fortress. General Shentu has been stationed there for a long time. He happens to be at odds with General Xuanyuan. If you are willing to go over and be a mentor and teach some explosives

With Skeleton’s experience, he will definitely support you!”

Zhao Guanren asked doubtfully: "Can you attack the dark area? You can't even see the Skeleton Tower. What's the use of my experience?"

"Yes! Skeleton Tower No. 3 has been severely damaged, and its range has been reduced to a very small area..."

Julie nodded and said: "General Shentu has the ability to break into the Skull Tower alone, but it's a pity that no one knows how to enter the Skull Tower. If you pass on your experience, you will not only become a man of the world, but even a great hero who saves all mankind.

!”

"Cut~"

After hearing this, Zhao Guanren continued to walk forward and said without looking back: "The Skeleton Tower is not that easy to enter. It depends on the right time, place and people. Let's discuss it in the long term, right! What is valuable now? The purchasing power of gold

how's it going?"

"Jewelry in prosperous times, gold in troubled times, gold is very valuable..."

Julie followed up and said: "Senior! You have been so glorious in the past, and there are legends about you everywhere. Even if you don't want to take risks anymore, you are not willing to remain mediocre. Meeting Shentu God will be good for you, and I will do the same."

I can take advantage of you!"

"Haha~"

Zhao Guanren turned around again and said with a smile: "So you want to follow me to get promoted and get rich, okay! Then you can take me to meet you. Let's get a batch of supplies and bring them over. How much does a box of antibiotics cost now? Can you buy it?

To a bowl of ramen?”

Julie seemed a little unable to keep up with his train of thought. She was stunned for a moment before saying, "Yes! But you have to ask a professional for details. I'm not sure about this..."

"Shua~"

Li Shishi suddenly pulled off her amulet, jumped to the side and swung the amulet around in circles, but she was frightened.

Julie took several steps back, subconsciously raised the knife in front of her, and asked in surprise: "Shishi! Why are you taking my amulet?"

"I don't know! Ask my brother-in-law..."

Li Shishi looked at Zhao Guanren inexplicably, clearly it was Zhao Guanren who hinted her to do this.

"Little girls! Your acting skills are good..."

Zhao Guanren pointed a knife at Julie and sneered: "I've always thought there was something wrong with you. You're so beautiful and your car lights are so big, yet you actually ran out to become a mercenary. It turns out you're really a fucking agent!"

Julie was surprised and said: "What is an agent? Have you misunderstood? There are beautiful mercenaries everywhere!"

"Then are you stupid, flying in the dark and deliberately crashing the plane..."

Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "What you made up is very comprehensive. A bunch of new terms scared me. But for a low-level mercenary, the most sensitive thing should be the price of goods and medicine. It turns out that you don't even know this.

They keep urging me to find some divine general, because they just want to know how to enter the Skeleton Tower!"

Julie shook her head and said anxiously: "Senior! You really misunderstood. I'm just too eager for quick success. If you don't believe me, just go out with me and have a look!"

"Take your hand out, you want to call someone, right..."

Zhao Guanren pointed to her left hand behind her back, glared and said: "I'll give you a chance to count to three. Tell me, which year is it now? Who sent you here to find me, the Eight Demon King or the Blood Princess?"

"Hmph~ Zhao Guanren! He really deserves his reputation. People are smarter than ghosts..."

Julie held up a smart walkie-talkie and sneered: "I have already sent my direction. There are all our people around here. I am not afraid to tell you that Madam Blood sent us here. We are already the fourth batch of people."

, I have been looking for you for more than half a year!"

"That's right. I just said how could it be four and a half years..."

Zhao Guanren breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Actually, I can guess it. The Black Devil got me a soul-locking chain. Only the Blood Princess knows that I am not dead, but why did you lie to me for the past four years?"

Halfway through, you still made up a lot of messy stuff?"

"Some of them are not made up by me. Eight military fortresses have been built, the population has dropped significantly, natal fire really exists, and all people practice it..."

Julie raised her knife and said: "We have an official cooperative relationship with Madam Blood, and we are working together to deal with zombies, and you are the key to opening the Skeleton Tower, but if I want you to speak, I can only start with Zhang Xinyue. Only by cuckolding and having children can I anger you.

!”

"Don't put money in your face, what kind of bullshit officials are you..."

Zhao Guanren sneered: "If the official comes, I guarantee that I know what to say. You are so sneaky that you can't see anyone, but I am too lazy to educate you. You will reap the consequences sooner or later. Hurry up and tell me where Zhang Xinyue is."

Is Qisha dead?"

"Zhang Xinyue is a man of great influence now, serving as a high-ranking official in Chishan Fort..."

Julie was obviously stalling for time, and she replied cheerfully: "I didn't lie to you about Qi Sha. The Beast Queen has indeed changed people, but Madam Blood's subordinates once saw Qi Sha leading his troops into Dark Zone No. 3.

, I don’t know if there is Zhou Miao or not!”

Zhao Guanren said sternly: "Do you dare to swear that if you lie to me, you will have menopause now? My mother asked your husband to get pregnant and give birth to a son to call you sister. My father is having sex with others outside and has infected your whole family with AIDS!"

"

"you……"

Julie's cheeks turned red instantly, and her silver teeth clenched in her mouth, but Zhao Guanren's heart felt a little warm, and a soul-locking chain quietly retreated, which was much more angry than Li Shishi.

"Hmph~ Believe it or not, it's up to you..."

Julie said angrily: "Anyway, I didn't lie to you. Besides, we are the official representatives. If you want humans to defeat zombies, then tell us how to enter the Skeleton Tower. The conditions are whatever you want."

You can open it, you can have people, money, or officials!"

Zhao Guanren said sarcastically: "You don't urinate and take photos, and you look like you're unlucky and return it to the official representative. Get out of here, you little cannon fodder!"

After saying that, he pulled Li Shishi and left, but after Julie looked around anxiously, she suddenly chased after her and shouted: "Wait a minute! You... you give me an amulet, otherwise I can't get out, Black Wasteland

There are zombies everywhere!"

"Call daddy!"

Zhao Guanren took the amulet from Li Shishi's hand and turned around arrogantly. Julie's chest suddenly bulged with anger, but after biting her red lips, she still said: "Dad! Please give me an amulet!"

"Kneel down and scream!"

Zhao Guanren held the amulet high in his hand, and Julie, who looked livid, turned away and walked away, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said again: "Do you know what these black mist are? This is called the air of black death. It will make you hallucinate and get lost.

direction, and also has the function of blocking the intercom signal!”

"Hey! Captain, where are you? If you hear me, please answer..."

Julie hurriedly took out the walkie-talkie and called, but her voice was hoarse and no one responded. She could only turn around and kneel down with a frustrated face, and said in humiliation: "Dad! Please...please give your daughter an amulet!"

"Hehe~ No! You're too ugly..."

Zhao Guanren turned around and left with a smirk. Julie was so angry that she cursed like crazy and forced the soul-locking chain back a lot.

"You are really ugly and have a bad mind..."

Zhao Guanren turned back and said with a smile: "How can you get lost if you follow the sun? If you had hallucinations, you would have had a hallucination a long time ago. And when I was playing with your walkie-talkie before, I deliberately changed your channel. Am I surprised, am I surprised, am I confused?

Fuck, haha~”

"I kill you……"

Julie jumped up from the ground, and pulled out the pistol like a madman, but as soon as she chased after him, she fell to the ground with a "thud". At some point, a thin steel bar was stretched across the ground, making her strong.

He was smashed and the gun in his hand fell out.

"Call daddy!"

Zhao Guanren appeared condescendingly in front of her and stepped on her long knife. Julie actually cried "Wow" and cried out in pain: "Devil! You are a devil, please let me go."

Well, I don’t dare to do that anymore! Wow~”

"Why do you have no backbone at all? You should stay angry..."

Zhao Guanren squatted down and picked up her walkie-talkie, switched back to the original channel and said with a smile: "Come on! Call all your friends over, let's turn them into Pikachu together, okay? Hehehehe..."

After one hour……

Five grown men were lying naked on the ground. Julie squatted in front of them, holding an electric baton, and stammered: "I...I know, one of you is...a fake Pikachu, a fake Pikachu

If he doesn’t discharge, he will be killed by me!”

"Madman! You perverted madman..."

A man glared at Zhao Guanren and roared angrily, looking ferocious as if he would rather die than surrender.

"Pa~"

Julie suddenly stabbed him with an electric baton, and he immediately twitched and howled miserably: "Ah~ I am a real Pikachu, a Pikachu who can discharge electricity. My master's name is Xiaozhi, chirp~"

"I am also a Pikachu. If you don't believe me, try to shock me..."

"He is fake! You are trying to shock me, but I am the real Pikachu..."

Several big men were arguing with faces red in the face. Zhao Guanren was sitting on the stone opposite with his gun raised, enjoying the massage service of the twin-tailed little girl. The smile at the corner of his mouth was particularly evil, but he suddenly said in surprise: "It's open."

A soul-locking chain, damn!"

Li Shishi said in surprise: "What's wrong? It's not a good thing if the soul locking chain is opened!"

Zhao Guanren said in a mournful tone: "I really don't want to commit suicide, but the gift from the old black devil is so deceiving..."


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