The screams kept coming from the black fog, and the roars of the zombies were also high-pitched and exciting. It was as if Wang Ermazi from the next village had made a fortune and held a free water banquet, and villagers from all over the country came running over.
Participate, the main dish is still five naked "Pikachu".
"Haha~ It feels so good to bathe in the sunshine..."
Zhao Guanren stepped out of the magic fog area and opened his arms, letting the midday sun shine on him. Although it was already April of the second year and the cold wind was blowing, he did not stay under the darkness.
People who have experienced it cannot understand what a luxurious enjoyment the sun is.
"Why have these grasses turned black..."
Li Shishi jumped out with her twin ponytails swinging. As far as the eye could see, there were black weeds as tall as half a person. Occasionally, a few small wild flowers could be seen, and they were all a strange jet black color, as if they had been sprinkled with ink.
"This place used to be filled with magic fog. It took more than half a year for it to dissipate here..."
Julie walked out with her hands tied behind her back, and said haggardly: "The Black Wasteland covers tens of thousands of square kilometers and has become a paradise for monsters. Although there are a lot of materials buried under it, ordinary people can't get close to it. The monsters on the outside are bigger than the magic fog.
There are many areas!”
"How are you going to get out..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her noncommittally, and Julie said with a black face: "We have two helicopters, one crashed, and the pilot of the other one asked you to kill. There was originally a person who could barely fly a plane, but he...
…It’s Pikachu!”
"Damn! If you didn't tell me earlier, you should take bus No. 11..."
Zhao Guanren had no choice but to walk forward depressedly. There was no road at all in the vast black wasteland. He could only use the ring-shou knife to chop the black grass. Fortunately, the three of them all wore amulets, and all kinds of strange monsters turned a blind eye to them.
.
Julie obviously did not have such an experience. She always stared at the surroundings vigilantly and said before walking too far: "Chishan Fort is in the former Nanzhou City. It is thousands of kilometers away. I suggest you go to the nearest Red Maple Fort first.
, have someone send a helicopter to take you there!"
"You think I'm stupid, the Red Maple Castle must be all your people..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at her contemptuously, but Julie added: "There are indeed people from us, but we are just a private organization and cannot compete with the government. Otherwise, you can go to the Jiangdong Fort in the north, which was established by your province.
The fortress!”
Zhao Guanren ignored her at all, walked up to the raised pile of ruins and sang happily: "The big girl is beautiful, that big girl is cool, the big girl walked into the green gauze tent..."
Li Shishi swung her tail, chased after her and sang with a smile: "You kissed my face, my legs were on your shoulders..."
"..."
Julie looked at the two of them as if they were crazy. Everyone else would want to crawl into the ground when they came to this place. As a result, these two people were like idiots. They were afraid that the monsters didn't know where they were. After all, the amulet had some HP, so she didn't think they could hold on.
To get out of the black wasteland.
"Stop making trouble, it's very dangerous here..."
Julie suddenly shouted anxiously. They had already walked out of the former urban area of Dongjiang. The ruins around them began to become mountainous, just like Iraq that had just been bombed by the US military. There were ruins and half-collapsed houses, and drill holes were possible everywhere.
A large group of monsters appeared.
"If I'm afraid of you, don't follow me, just go by yourself..."
Zhao Guanren hugged Li Shishi nonchalantly and kept playing with her furry pointed ears. But before he could finish his words, he heard a "click" sound, and more than ten corpse soldiers jumped out from behind the ruins. The three leaders all had yellow fire eyes.
Captain Zombie.
"Not good! Eternal Night Army..."
Julie was so frightened that she turned around and ran away. Unexpectedly, a group of corpse soldiers also walked out from behind. Although she had turned on the amulet, the corpse soldiers seemed to be suspicious and stared at her with their weapons raised.
"Haha~ Ahura! Gumo..."
Zhao Guanren laughed and went forward. Under Julie's unbelievable gaze, he walked up to the zombie soldier and punched his chest. Then he chopped off the zombie captain's weapon with a knife and directly put the horn helmet on himself.
On the head.
"Dingli!"
The other party lowered his head in fear and stepped aside. Zhao Guanren patted the heads of the remaining corpse soldiers one by one, turned around and walked to a sunken ruins, pointed his knife at the ground and shouted: "A bang, a bang! Dig them out!
A piece of armor boom boom!"
"Ho~"
The more than twenty corpse soldiers immediately became excited and ran over to kneel on the ground, moving and digging. Zhao Guanren sat leisurely on a big rock, lit a cigarette and happily acted as a supervisor.
"You...you can actually speak corpse language..."
Julie was astonished and came over, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Is it difficult to learn a few words in a foreign language? You don't need CET-6 to go abroad, right? Have you eaten? Good brother, dinner is ready, chop him to death,
All you need to do is learn these few sentences, the 'dingli' it just said is what you mean!"
Julie was shocked and said: "You are so awesome! No wonder the Eight Demon Kings have nothing to do with you. You will definitely be able to join the legion and become a general after you get out!"
"General? I won't do it even if you give me a marshal..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "I never want to enter the dark area again in my life, not to mention that I blew up the soul-suppressing tower. Will someone build a monument for me? Will someone hold a memorial service for me? People on the front line don't care about their official rank.
They are all cannon fodder, slaves who fight for the worms!"
Julie said in shock: "Are you so capable that you don't care about anything after you get out? Although I am just a private mercenary, I am also fighting for all mankind. When it is time to stand up, I will never back down!"
"Then go ahead, I'm not stopping you..."
Zhao Guanren leaned on the stone and said: "I have blown up a skeleton tower, which is worthy of anyone in the world. Unless those guys who eat corpses dare to go to the front line to fight alongside me, otherwise everyone will just wait to die together. It's not like I'm not dead."
Pass!"
"Go aside and don't fool my brother-in-law..."
Li Shishi pushed Julie away, snuggled up to Zhao Guanren and said disdainfully: "We have seen a lot of sanctimonious women like you, and you can talk nicer than anyone else, but at the critical moment, you will only attack your own people.
If I shoot you in the back, you will suffer from it in the future!"
"Shishi! When you poop, will it get on your tail..."
Zhao Guanren grabbed Li Shishi's big white tail and rubbed it on his face with great enjoyment. This was definitely a real fox with real leather and fur, and it also exuded a very strange and alluring fragrance.
"Ah~brother-in-law!"
Li Shishi suddenly let out a sweet cry, and suddenly lay on his chest with a flushed face, and gasped with blurred eyes: "Brother-in-law! You can't... you can't touch his tail, it's so strange, it feels so comfortable, it makes him feel so itchy in his heart!
"
"No way? The tail's reaction can be so big..."
Zhao Guanren quickly let go of his hands. Little Luoli seemed to be losing control, but she stretched her tail over again, teasing Zhao Guanren's cheeks, and said resentfully: "Are you a straight man? I won't touch you unless I ask you to.
My sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law’s wife!”
"Julie! Look, Shishi is as big as a flower..."
Zhao Guanren sat up and held her on his lap. Julie looked at her and said, "She sounds like an adult girl when she speaks, but her face looks like a little girl, at most a little Luoli of fourteen or fifteen years old."
!”
Zhao Guanren rubbed Li Shishi's face and said with a smile: "Did you hear that? You will go to jail for driving a stroller. Even if you are over sixteen, you are still a minor, little kitten!"
"Tch~ Who would know if I don't call the police? Anyway, you have to support me from now on, just be a child bride..." Li Shishi hugged him nonchalantly, leaned into his ear and asked: "What is the first gift that the black devil gave you?"
What is it? You keep frowning and don’t say anything, aren’t you being very cheating?”
"Just watch..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly looked at Julie and said in a very soft voice: "Julie, you are just a black fungus. Grandma won't kiss you, and uncle won't love you!"
"..."
Julie obviously didn't hear what he said, but she suddenly frowned, clenched her fists hard, and glanced at him with a malicious look, she quickly walked to a big rock and squatted down, making it clear that she was
I don’t want to see Zhao Guanren.
Li Shishi said in surprise: "How could this happen? How could she get angry with such a small voice?"
"Alas~ This is the first big gift. I call it revenge for killing my father..."
Zhao Guanren sighed sadly and said: "This skill will double the opponent's anger. Even those who have no grievances will look at me displeased. Moreover, it is passively triggered. As long as I curse, it will automatically fire. The more fierce the curse,
The more powerful it is, the more it will fight to the death!"
"Oh My God!"
Li Shishi covered her mouth and said in shock: "Hei Lao Mo is trying to trick you to death. With your bad mouth, nine out of ten sentences contain curse words. Are you going to offend everyone in the future?"
"It's not just humans. It's also effective against zombies, but the most annoying thing isn't this..."
Zhao Guanren said sadly: "The soul-locking chains will grow every day. I have to die often to suppress them, and the more anger I need, the more anger I need. For example, unlocking the first chain requires two thousand anger points, and the second chain requires four.
Thousand, then eight thousand, sixteen thousand, thirty-two thousand!"
"..."
Li Shishi was stunned for a long time and said: "Brother-in-law! You'd better not unlock it anymore. The first gift is so deceiving, and the following ones will definitely be more terrible, otherwise you will have to ruin your character. But... you originally
You don’t have much character, do you?”
"Uh~ It seems so..."
Zhao Guanren blinked in confusion, but then he heard a "bang", and a big hole suddenly collapsed in the ruins in front of him. Several skeleton soldiers rolled in, revealing a wide entrance to the underground parking lot, with a large number of dusty
The car is parked inside intact.
"Wow! There's a car driving now..."
Li Shishi jumped up in surprise, but just as she was about to go over, she was pulled back by Zhao Guanren, who actually ordered a group of corpse soldiers to dig up the ruins behind, saying: "We can't go out to beg for food empty-handed. I lost my ID card and my mobile phone."
I don’t know if the bank will accept my deposit!”
"No need to guess! Money is all waste paper..."
Julie came over and said: "Now all the major fortresses and resettlement areas use newly issued electronic currencies. Previous deposits and cash are not counted. The value of gold, silver and jewelry has also fallen to the bottom, and all kinds of materials are scarce.
Even the masks have become treasures!”
"Damn! Stop digging for the gold shop and go dig for the drugstore next door..."
Zhao Guanren quickly ordered the corpse soldiers to change their targets, and then grabbed Li Shishi's tail and said: "Shishi! Your tail must be cut off, otherwise if people see that you are a half-orc, they will definitely arrest you and do it."
Research!"
"Why cut it off? I'll just cut off some fur and put it on some trousers and put it between my legs. Besides, the little fox is so interesting, right..."
Li Shishi blinked her big eyes delicately, she was just like her sister Shui Duoduo, she never forgot to seduce him, displaying her pretty luoli's allure to the maximum.
"Are you losing your hair?"
Zhao Guanren subconsciously scratched his heart and said: "Okay! Find a razor later, shave your little furry ears, and put on a hat. Let's go! Let's get supplies first and return home in glory!"