The Tang Dynasty had a lot of fucked-up rules. For example, if you were not a third-rank official or above, your windows could not face the street. A ninth-rank Zhima official had to support domestic slaves. If your wife was homeless, you could not divorce your wife even if Hongxing cheated on her.
Eating and drinking at public funds in brothels, not allowed to ride horses unless doing serious business, etc...
"Master! What do you think of these two houses? They were all chosen according to your instructions..."
Grandma Zhang walked into a big house. Zhao Guanren was now a clerk, not an official. He could only live in a commoner's house. Stone lions could not be placed at the door, and the courtyard door could not be painted red. If the place was big enough, he could only live far away from the dignitaries.
People come from out of town.
"Well! Let me take a look first..."
Zhao Guanren rode a horse and walked around the courtyard. Two large houses were adjacent to each other. After being opened, the area was as large as three football fields. However, ordinary people could not afford gardens at home. Planting some bamboos and flowers would be enough to embellish it, but the left courtyard
There is a well and a small pond.
"Chang'an has 108 squares and Luoyang has 260 squares. It's so damn big..."
Zhao Guanren looked around with emotion. A square is just a community. There are more than two million people in the city alone, and all of them are houses or single houses. There are no buildings to stack people. You can imagine how huge this city is.
And know.
"That's right! Go call the landlord and the guarantor..."
Zhao Guanren dismounted at the door very satisfied. The location of this "Pingle Square" is not too far away. It takes five minutes to ride a horse outside the old city gate. The outer city also has the advantages of the outer city. The squares in the inner city are well-organized, but the outer city
As long as you don't kill people and set fires in urban areas, you can settle a lot of things with a little money.
"Yin Shuai! You invited..."
Li Zheng from Pinglefang brought the landlord into the hospital, as well as several guarantors and Wuhou. Wuhou was the police station policeman who occupied the establishment, but they did not care about criminal cases, and their jurisdiction was limited to the square, so bad people
It's a real local snake.
"Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Rimasa. Please take good care of me in the future..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and waved, and Nanny Zhang immediately gave her a meeting gift. The other people also paid a lot of money for running errands. The transfer of ownership of the two houses was quickly carried out, and the chief clerk of the county government came to stamp it in person. One hundred and eighty
I bought two big houses for two.
"Aunt Zhang! You can take someone to clean it up, and buy whatever you need..."
Zhao Guanren handed Nanny Zhang a banknote, sat down in the main room and lit a hand-rolled cigarette. Just now, a dozen good brothel girls came, and more than sixty girls made the courtyard full of makeup, and every one of them had a buttocks.
The twist is more coquettish than that of a snake demon.
"Yin Shuai! The person has been found..."
Four bad guys ran in from outside the courtyard. The leader Ding San introduced: "Sir! These two are brothers from Pingyang County. They found the carriage that kidnapped Biqi in a courtyard in Guanglifang, but
The mistress of the house is not just a simple woman, she is one of the concubines of King Yujiang!"
"Oh~ It turns out you have found a backer, no wonder you dare to steal my money..."
Zhao Guanren threw out two ingots of silver and said: "Since Prince Yujiang is involved, you don't have to worry about this anymore. Let the brothers take this little silver to drink tea, and then inform all the bad guys in the house to come to the government office at noon tomorrow."
Listen to my lecture!"
"Here! I have resigned from my humble position..."
The four delinquents left happily. Zhao Guanren deliberately spent money to pretend to be rich. He, the "Delinquent Commander of Luozhou", sounds majestic, but in fact, there are not more than 200 delinquents in the four counties of Luoyang combined, and the county government
Only food and accommodation are included, and the salary must be raised by oneself.
"Please wear more modest clothes for me. You are now a good person and are no longer in a brothel..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the house and yelled a few times, then rode out again with the Red Moon Sword in his arm. Today's Red Moon is not as sharp as it would be in later generations. The more human blood this demon sword sucks, the more ferocious it becomes. To reach the level of terror in later generations, I'm afraid
It would really take a million corpses to be slaughtered.
"I want to come to Pinglefang from Liang to find me, sign a living contract, and give me wages..."
Zhao Guanren was riding a horse all the way, and when he met the kiln sister on the roadside, he started selling sales. However, Xia Buer still hadn't left the palace. There were the highest-end palace girls in the imperial city to accompany him, and the emperor's treat had to be half meat and half vegetarian.
, I guess I won’t be able to come back until dark.
"Xiaoer! Go and feed the horse for me..."
Zhao Guanren came outside a wine shop, threw a handful of money and walked in. He went to the second floor and asked for a private room, as if he wanted to have a tryst. But after closing the door, he came to the window, a luxurious house not far away.
, which is where King Yujiang raised his mistress.
"Hmph~ I can't kill you..."
Zhao Guanren quickly took off his white robe, wearing only black clothes and covering his face. He quickly climbed out of the window and jumped into the back alley. He climbed into the courtyard at a very fast speed and squatted in a small bamboo forest to observe. There happened to be two people.
A nursing home passed by carrying a bucket.
"I heard that the man named Yin has been promoted and is letting all the bad guys in the city hunt for us..."
A fat nurse walked to the well and put down the bucket. His companion said disdainfully: "I gave him ten thieves, but he doesn't dare to come to us to ask for someone. A little slave dares to steal our prince's fan."
Boss, wait until the prince comes out of the palace to see what he likes!"
"That bitch was put to sleep last night. Fortunately, I had a thrush to add to my head..."
The fat nurse bent down and threw the bucket into the water, but while he was fetching water and carrying the bucket, he turned around and found that his companion was missing. He looked around in surprise, and suddenly found a crooked pavilion not far away.
Leaning crookedly against a man in civilian clothes.
"Oh~ My mother..."
Fat Nursing Home was so frightened that he sat down on the ground. His companion was reduced to a mummy, and he waved to him tremblingly. He immediately let out a scream, rolled around and ran to call someone.
Zhao Guanren walked out from behind the pillar.
"Sand sculpture!"
Zhao Guanren inserted the demon sword back and ran towards the inner courtyard. He hid behind a Taihu stone outside the courtyard. Soon the people in the courtyard heard the news and ran out. Even his escaped slave Huamei also came out. Then he slipped into the inner courtyard.
, just in time to make eye contact with Bi Qi.
"Master! Save me, save me quickly..."
Bi Qi stood in the window of a wing room, his hands and feet were tied, and his cheeks were red and swollen. It was obvious that he had been beaten, but Zhao Guanren ran to the window and whispered: "I can't take you away yet. Just do as I say."
If you do, they will send you out tomorrow!"
"Yes! I listen to you..."
Bi Qi nodded anxiously. After Zhao Guanren whispered to her, Bi Qi took a deep breath and sat back. Zhao Guanren ran to the door of the main room again, took out a bamboo tube and poured out the red liquid.
, smeared on the door and window frames.
…
"Damn it! You are so evil. Why are you all staring at me..."
King Yujiang walked into the outer house in a drunken state. Four guards held lanterns to illuminate him, but the servants and nurses in the courtyard all shrank their heads and looked at him hesitantly, not even polite.
Forgot about it.
"Your Majesty! Yes, there are monsters..."
One of the guards came forward and stammered: "Niu, the cow guard died before and was sucked into a mummy by the monster. He was still sitting in the pavilion waving to the villain. Many people saw it, and there were always strange things on the doors and windows.
There is a noise, but there is still no shadow!"
"Monster? Just let him go and see..."
King Yujiang doubtfully bypassed the screen wall and walked into the front yard burping with wine. The guards immediately called for help to guard the courtyard, but they soon ran out with a pale complexion.
"Your Majesty! There are two bloody holes in the old cow's neck, and not a drop of blood is left..."
The leader of the guards said something anxiously, and King Yujiang suddenly woke up from the wine. He quickly ordered people to light all the candles and asked the guards dozens of meters away to escort him to the inner courtyard. However, as soon as he entered the courtyard, he heard a woman crying, and he was frightened.
His hair stood on end.
"Who is crying? Get out of here and die..."
King Yujiang shouted loudly, and the door of the hall immediately opened, and his beloved maids rushed out with their maids, threw themselves on him and cried: "Your Majesty! Get rid of these two evils quickly.
, the monsters are all attracted by them!"
King Yujiang exclaimed: "Who is it? Where is the monster?"
"Listen for yourself, there are loud knocks on the doors and windows, and no one can be seen at all..."
The beloved maid cried in horror: "The monster was looking for revenge and couldn't find Yin Zhiping, so he came to find his two slaves. Biqi saw a vampire bat monster and asked her where Yin Zhiping was. She was just frightened.
He’s so crazy that he pooped all over his body!”
"Bat! So many bats..."
The guards suddenly raised their heads and exclaimed. The hair on King Yujiang's body exploded instantly. Not only were dozens of bats hovering in the air, but they also occasionally crashed into the doors and windows like crazy. The thumping sound was caused by these bats.
came out.
"Let me go! Let me out, don't let the bat suck my blood..."
The door of the west wing was suddenly knocked open, and Huamei, who was tied up, fell out, and Biqi stepped out with disheveled hair, her white underwear covered with feces and urine, and said with a silly smile: "Master! You
Come on, the slave family has been waiting for you for a long time! Hehe~"
"Let's go! Let's go quickly, escort, escort..."
The horrified King Yujiang turned around and ran away. His brother King Qing had just been eaten by a snake demon last night. Thinking about it makes people feel heartbroken. However, he heard a "bang" sound before running far, and a line suddenly appeared from the pavilion in front of him.
The figure was hanging upside down in mid-air.
"ah!!!"
King Yujiang was so frightened that he jumped up on the spot and threw himself on the back of the guards, but the guards were also frightened. The other party's eyes were as bright as charcoal fire, and a pair of bat wings suddenly spread out from behind, and he shouted angrily: "
Where is Yin Zhiping?"
"Not here! Yin Zhiping is in the government office. We are not familiar with him..."
King Yujiang rode his guards and waved his hands and yelled desperately. The guards were also afraid that something would happen to him, so they quickly carried him around the small pond in the center, and the bat monster roared again and flew towards the inner courtyard. The black light and blind fire didn't know what was going on.
Two screams sounded in succession.
"Go back to the palace quickly and ask the mage from Bodhidharma Academy to come..."
King Yujiang rushed out of the gate with a pale face. Unexpectedly, his old face suddenly turned green again just after he left. He saw Zhao Guanren holding a lantern and riding a horse by himself. He shouted in surprise: "Your Majesty! You
Why are you here? What happened in the courtyard?"
"You, go in quickly, someone is looking for you..."
King Yujiang stumbled onto the carriage, and the guards and domestic slaves rushed out. When they saw Zhao Guanren, they were frightened half to death. They pushed and ran forward desperately, but Zhao Guanren ran into the yard pretending to be suspicious. How?
In the blink of an eye, he jumped out of the wall again.
"What a big bat, Your Majesty! Help..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly jumped on the carriage and hugged King Yujiang's thigh. King Yujiang almost frightened him to death. He lay in the carriage kicking and screaming in panic. The guards also rushed to pull him.
The maidservant was also dragged out.
"Ah! Your Majesty, wait for me..."
The beloved maid fell miserably to the ground, and Zhao Guanren held her big ass tightly. The two of them rolled on the ground regardless of you, but everyone was frightened, and there was no one on the street outside the courtyard. They all started to follow him.
The two jumped over each other and ran wildly.
"Run! Leave her alone..."
King Yujiang was lying in the car with disheveled hair. The groom almost made the car fly up. After running wildly for a while, he finally arrived at Prince Yujiang's palace. He rolled and crawled into the palace, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the hair on his back started to grow again.
Suddenly it stood upright.
"Haha~"
A charming and charming laughter sounded, and two maids ran over naked, followed closely by another graceful figure, slowly appearing on the eaves not far away, looking up at the moon and saying faintly:
"The clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, the spring breeze is blowing the sill, and the dew is thick..."