Arrangement of more than 2,000 women is no joke. Just eating, drinking, and having sex is a big project. But Zhao Guanren is not an ordinary wicked person. He not only divides the women into groups and classes, but also lets the well-fed and well-fed concubines manage the abandoned ones.
Yellow-faced women, implement the final elimination system.
"Okay! Beautiful, one more..."
Zhao Guanren was like a foolish king at this time, lying in the waterside pavilion in the middle of the pond, with his head resting on the beautiful legs of King Qin's favorite concubine, and his legs resting on the arms of King Yujiang's wife. A group of beautiful concubines of dignitaries sang and danced in front of him.
, each one's clothes are more fashionable than the other.
"Master! I have something to report to my family..."
A young woman took off her shoes and stepped onto the wooden floor of the water pavilion. She crawled to Zhao Guanren and handed her a brochure. She smiled and said: "The sisters in the women's workshop have also arranged a few songs. Please take a look. I secretly thought that the Weaver Girl Class and the Chang'e Class
That’s right, they were all oirans once!”
"Hey~ Who is not the oiran anymore? A bunch of vulgar fans are here to spoil my fun..."
The concubine of the King of Qin picked a grape and put it into her mouth. She bent over charmingly and fed it into Zhao Guanren's mouth. However, Zhao Guanren took the book and opened it, muttering: "Everyone has the opportunity. It only depends on your performance. Come! Let this happen."
The two classes take turns to perform!"
"Hey! Thank you, Master..."
The young woman kowtowed happily, glanced at the prince's concubine before running away. Soon a group of girls came with their own instruments, from the dancers to the piano girls, they all came together and stood in line on the water corridor and took a deep breath.
It's more stressful than dancing for the emperor.
"Hehe~ The little widow cries on the bed - this opportunity cannot be missed..."
Zhao Guanren slumped inside and smiled slightly, but "The Romance of the Tang Dynasty" was not just a joke. He didn't dare to ask "What special skills do you know?" These concubines and maids all have special skills, and there are also Hu from the Western Regions.
Ji, belly dancing can make people have sex.
"Come in from Chang'e's class and show me your plates..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the wine pot and sat up. The girls from Chang'e's class came in immediately. They knelt down and called the master. They all started playing, playing, singing and dancing. Zhao Guanren stood up with his big arms bare, holding handfuls of silver melon seeds.
Sprinkle it on them.
"My lord! Let me dance for you. I won't let you down..."
Seeing the newcomers rushing to take the position, King Qin's concubine jumped up anxiously and hurriedly asked the maid to drive the people from Chang'e's class out. She completely forgot that she had been slapped hard before, and her face was still red and swollen, but where was the woman?
Wherever there is palace fighting.
"Okay! Those who dance well will be rewarded..."
Zhao Guanren leaned against the pillar with a smile. After the prince's concubine smiled brightly, he jumped lightly into the tea tray on the low table, and actually danced in the small tea tray. Sometimes he did a horse with one leg, sometimes he leaned back at 45 degrees,
But he never broke the fragile tea tray.
"Beautiful! Absolutely stunning..."
Zhao Guanren applauded and praised sincerely. As expected, none of these oirans were given for free, but they were meat on his chopping block. After he called a few more classes to come in to perform dances, he went to the independent courtyard study to let everyone
Representatives from each class came to see him one by one.
"Master! I'm here to sleep with you..."
The two beautiful concubines walked in together, but Zhao Guanren asked them to talk about the current situation. There are many things that a man will not tell his wife, but he will definitely show them off to his mistress. These women can draw a detailed relationship diagram for him to sort out.
The complicated situation in the court.
The girls changed batch after batch, and the time soon came to midnight...
"Three provinces and six ministries! King Bi controls one-third, and he is the right prime minister and a party. The left is civil and the right is military. The right prime minister is the head of the military attachés and has military power in his hands..."
Zhao Guanren stood in front of a wooden board. There were rows of small iron nails on the wooden board. It was covered with small bamboo plaques of princes and ministers from all walks of life. However, they only had one surname written on them. Each party was marked with watercolors of different colors. Some grassroots
All minor officials were included.
"Master! It's late at night, and I've made you a midnight snack. Can you come in..."
Cuiyu's voice rang from outside the door, and Zhao Guanren, who was deep in thought, subconsciously agreed. Unexpectedly, it was mother and daughter who came in together. Cuiyu lowered her eyebrows and carried the dinner plate, but Li Sheyue didn't understand the rules and left.
When he came in, he was surprised and said: "Guan Guan Tu?"
"You are looking for death! What did I tell you..."
Cuiyu patted her daughter in horror. It was taboo for servants to look around in the study, and Zhao Guanren's "Hundred Officials Picture" really shouldn't be seen by outsiders, but he still turned around and frowned: "What's the picture of protecting the officials?"
Have you ever seen such an object?"
"Sir! I don't understand the rules, please forgive me..."
Li Sheyue hurriedly handed over her hand to apologize. Zhao Guanren waved her hand to let her continue. Li Sheyue had no choice but to reply: "When a new official takes office, he must buy an official protection chart, which contains the relationships between civil and military officials, such as so-and-so's disciples.
, so-and-so’s classmate, etc.!”
"Come and see if this is my official picture, and whether it was compiled correctly..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and sat behind the desk, took the wontons from Cuiyu and started eating.
"Sir! This is not a guardian picture..."
Li Sheyue stepped forward to observe carefully for a while, and said in surprise: "This is much more accurate than what is circulated in the market. Even my father's hidden stakes are known. There is also this person who is obviously the King of Chu, but my father is
I have always suspected that he is a princeling, but you have marked it on it!"
"It seems you know a lot, have you done anything for your father..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her with great interest, but Yu Cui was the first to smile and said: "Yue'er has been smart and smart since she was a child. Her father also intended to cultivate her. He asked her to go to the study every day to sort out the documents.
Maybe it’s done!”
"It's really humiliating to make you a slave. Please see what's wrong with you, or help me add a few more..."
Zhao Guanren continued to eat late-night snacks, but Li Sheyue kept staring at the picture of hundreds of officials in silence, neither making any additions nor pointing out his mistakes.
"Master! Yue'er is a girl after all, and it is her blessing to be able to serve you..."
Cuiyu knelt down and lightly tapped Zhao Guanren's thigh, and said: "If you can exempt her from the sentence of exile, Yue'er can concentrate on working for you. You can raise a female scholar who can write for you and give advice.
I can also give birth to children for you, killing two birds with one stone!"
"Okay! You two can go together tonight, you motherfucker, teach her well..."
Zhao Guanren put down the bowls and chopsticks with a smile, Cuiyu's cheeks flushed, and nodded shyly. The little woman had already put on makeup and powder and was ready. Although Li Sheyue was already eighteen or nineteen years old, she was only thirty-four or five years old.
You are only 2 years old, and you are the most charming and charming age.
"No! Yin Zhiping, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning..."
Li Sheyue turned around suddenly and said angrily: "What you said before about a woman having to rely on herself touched me deeply. Who would have thought that you have a human face and a beastly heart? I would rather be exiled for three thousand miles than sleep with my mother."
Gongzhen, please take me back to Dali Temple!"
"Shut up! Do you really think you can be exiled..."
Cuiyu said angrily: "If you can't get out of Luoyang City, you will have to be thrown into the kiln. Then you won't be able to die even if you want to. We slaves have a miserable life, and we are born to be ruined by you, take off our clothes!"
Go to bed, did you hear me?"
"You have been a slave for half your life, and your whole heart is your master, but I am not..."
Li Sheyue pointed at the picture of hundreds of officials and said angrily: "Do you know what this is? This picture covers the emperors and grandsons, the ninth-rank officials, as well as Wuhou Pu, city gate officials, six yamen and twelve guards.
, this is not a plan to protect the official at all, this is... this is a conspiracy plan!"
"You are going to die, don't talk nonsense..."
Cuiyu jumped up in horror, pushed her to the wall and covered her mouth. Unexpectedly, Li Sheyue pushed the nail board on the wall again, and the nail board suddenly slid away, revealing a pair of
The entire map of Luoyang City has various careful annotations on it.
"Plop~"
Cuiyu's legs weakened and she knelt on the ground. Even a fool knew what this map was for. The city defense map of Shendu was a secret in the Tang Dynasty. Zhao Guanren also asked all the bad guys in the city to draw and piece it together in batches. It was just half an hour ago.
Just finished it.
"Li Sheyue..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the door, looked around, turned around, closed the door, pulled out the demon sword, and said: "I was just joking with you two just now. I wanted to see what your character was like. I didn't expect you to be really smart, but why?"
Are you going to seek your own death?"
"Master! She is still a child, please spare her..."
Cuiyu was frightened and quickly kowtowed and begged, while Li Sheyue also knelt on the ground and cupped her hands and said: "Sir! This little girl has only one thing to ask for. If you can avenge my father, don't say that I will become your slave.
Even if it takes my head, I will never complain!"
"You are too self-righteous..."
Zhao Guanren said coldly: "It is a capital crime to draw a city defense map privately. No matter what I want to do, I will be beheaded. Besides, you are just a prisoner. I have many beautiful concubines here. Why should I take the risk to keep you and help you kill the snake demon?"
, you are only worth twenty taels!"
"Sir! Your map of hundreds of officials is wrong. There are many important officials that you have not drawn, which means you are not sure about their faction..."
Li Sheyue said seriously: "You just collected the words of the concubines, but what they heard was exaggerated and far less understanding than my father. I can not only help you analyze the current situation in the court, but also
Let my father’s old subordinates help you!”
"You are too naive, I am just a small official..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "You are also a fake princess born of a concubine. Your father's old subordinates are not fools. If they notice that I have any deviant intentions, they will chop off my head first and go to the emperor to claim credit. Since your mother was killed
This is evident from the sales!”
"You are right, but just like Mr. Pei who let me go today, selling you a favor is just speculation..."
Li Sheyue raised her head and said: "If you really bring down King Ning, he will definitely surrender to you, and the same will be true for my father's old troops. Moreover, my enemies are not only the snake demon, the real mastermind is King Ning.
It’s been more than two months since Princess Ning was reassigned!”
Zhao Guanren was surprised and asked: "How did you know that there are more than two snake monsters?"
"Master! The two of them have an affair. Apart from me, the only person who knows about it is Princess Ning's personal maid..."
Cuiyu whispered: "Princess Ning was romantically involved before she got married, and Prince Qing was her guest. They also had an affair after they got married, but two months ago when the prince went to seduce her, she didn't show any false pretense.
He was nowhere to be found, so the prince became suspicious!"
"oh?"
Zhao Guanren asked: "Sheyue! How is the relationship between Prince Ning and his wife? How do you know that Prince Ning is the mastermind?"
"Princess Ning is jealous and sleeps with Prince Ning every night. But on the day of the accident, I found that Princess Ning's skin was cold and inhuman. I blamed me for not thinking about fairies, but how could Prince Ning not know..."
Li Sheyue stood up and said: "Prince Ning is not a man who does big things, he is just a playboy, but he obeys the advice of the eldest princess, so the eldest princess fully cultivates him. If he really colludes with the monster, the little girl thinks that only
Two possibilities!”
"Tell me and listen..."
"Since the white snake demon is willing to work for Prince Ning, it proves that it is just a small role..."
Li Sheyue whispered: "But King Ning's temper has not changed. He spends his days in the brothel drunk and dreaming. If I were a monster, I would never help him. However, the eldest princess has been thanking guests recently, so she is either a monster or something else.
A big monster is hooked up with her!"
"The analysis makes some sense, but do you know that what I want to do is too little to kill the Nine Clans..."
Zhao Guanren narrowed his eyes and looked at her. Li Sheyue saluted again and said, "Sir! If you accept me as your concubine, my mother and daughter will be among your nine clans, and neither of them will be able to escape!"
"Hey? Didn't you just refuse to serve the same husband? Why do you want to be a concubine again..."
Zhao Guanren was suddenly puzzled, but Li Sheyue also said strangely: "No! What I just said is that we can't sleep in the same bed. Besides, a concubine is a young wife. You are my husband, my mother is a maid, and you are her
Lord, how can this be regarded as serving the same husband together?"
"Oh! Just separate, right..."
"That's right! Otherwise, wouldn't it mean that pigs and dogs are worse than..."
"Uh~ Your outlook on life... is pretty fucked up..."