Just five days passed by in a flash, and we finally entered the early winter season...
But the monster seems to have disappeared, or the hot spot has been taken away. The hot topic in the market has long changed from the monster causing trouble to which concubine was caught again. There are more than 20,000 civil and military personnel in Luoyang City, and the average number of
Two concubines are worth tens of thousands.
"Don't arrest me! I'm not a concubine, I'm Geng Yachai's concubine..."
A woman with disheveled hair was dragged out of the courtyard, and all the slaves were escorted out. A seventh-grade official watched helplessly on the roadside. When the Dali Temple sent people to start affixing seals, he couldn't help but step forward and ask.
: "Why are the government officials arresting concubines?"
"Master Han! You are asking this question knowingly. A government official took sixteen concubines..."
One of the guards smiled bitterly and said: "Where did this concubine's silver come from? He either took bribes and violated the law, or stole and plundered. Suddenly, there were more than ten houses and hundreds of acres of fertile land. We, the adults, didn't dare to go down there."
Check it out, otherwise it will definitely be the crime of deceiving the emperor if it is found on you!"
"Aren't you bullying others..."
The junior official said anxiously: "Yin Zhiping has more than 2,000 concubines. He has hundreds of houses and tens of thousands of acres of fertile land overnight. The prince is not as generous as him. This regulation is almost catching up with the emperor. You guys
Why don't you catch him? I'm easy to bully, right?"
"Sir! You have just come back from a foreign country. I borrowed my farm and house..."
The servant spread his hands and said: "I am also a female worker given to him by your lords. She has her own yamen and workshop. She can justifiably buy slaves to work and make talismans to subdue demons. The key is that she pays taxes. She paid 50,000 yuan three days ago.
Two pieces of silver go up!"
The official asked in confusion: "Why tax? What kind of tax is this?"
"Incense tax! The Demon Suppressor borrowed money to make talismans to eliminate harm for the people, and the people donated generously..."
The officer replied: "But the amount given was too much and could not be used. Deputy Ambassador Yin generously reported it to the court, saying that he did not dare to line his own pockets. In the future, 60% of the incense money would be handed over, 20% of the money would be used to hire magicians to patrol the city, and 20% of the money would be used to patrol the city.
If the money is used for work materials, it will be used by the people and used by the people!"
The official was surprised and asked: "Isn't this just a disguised form of paying a poll tax? The court will be dismissed for fifty thousand taels?"
"Do you think the emperor cares about a mere fifty thousand taels? The most severe thing is the incense tax..."
The officer whispered: "In the early days of the court, the emperor greatly praised Deputy Envoy Yin, and also ordered the three provinces to draft a document to collect incense tax, and follow the example of Zhen Mo Si. From now on, all Taoist temples, temples, nunneries, churches, etc. will be
You have to pay the incense tax!”
"Ah? This monk doesn't hate Yin Zhiping to death. He used to support the monk in the court..."
The official was stunned, and the servant smiled bitterly and said: "The support will not be small, but the prerequisite is to pay taxes. No one dared to mention this matter in the past, but Yin Zhiping suddenly jumped out to take the lead. It is said that the emperor stood up and raised his hand
I wrote a plaque for him - Demon-Suppressing Division!"
"Not promoted?"
The official pulled him aside and whispered: "How can he engage in business after being promoted? How can he deal with more than a thousand concubines? But with the emperor's golden name, as long as he does not rebel, no one will dare
You can easily touch him, and besides, he has protected the private property of many adults!"
"We can't lose our personal and financial resources. I will go find him now..."
The official picked up his clothes and trotted away. It was already approaching noon, but Zhao Guanren's house was overcrowded. Not only did countless people come to inhale the immortal energy, but they also opened eight "exorcism houses" for the rich to enjoy VIPs.
Serve.
"Oh! It's as beautiful as poetry and painting, it's so beautiful..."
A courtyard facing the street was crowded with literati and poets. In the pavilion in the pond, there were ten beautiful girls standing together. They were dressed in gauze skirts and their faces were covered with white gauze. Each of them exposed a long snow-white long hair.
Legs, stepping on the stone bench near the water.
cigarette!
The cigars are slowly being rubbed on the beautiful legs. The visual impact is very great. In another era, it would definitely be offensive to morals, but in the romantic Tang Dynasty, it was not a problem at all.
"Young masters, come and appreciate the rare items in my Demon-Conquering Hall..."
Two tall courtesans came out with a group of maids. On four trays were placed various cigarettes, match holders, erotic pictures, soaps and candies. Someone also pushed a small cart covered with red cloth.
A very large object.
"Everyone! This is our store's unique cigar, made by rubbing it on a virgin's beautiful legs..."
The oiran held up a small cigar and introduced with a smile: "This cigarette has both the body fragrance of virginity and the mellowness of natural tobacco. The two combined into one is the smell of grass jelly. Taking a puff is like reaching heaven."
World, gentlemen, don’t be polite, just taste it!”
"Come! The slave family will serve you gentlemen..."
All the conscientious women came out, and they helped the courtesans put their cigarettes in their mouths. An oiran picked up a box of matches, held it in his hand with a smile, and waved his hand in the air as if to show off his skills.
The flames startled everyone.
"Oh~ what is this? It's radiating with fire, dazzling and eye-catching, like the dawn of winter..."
The literati and poets are indeed extraordinary, even the adjectives are like bragging. When the maids give them a box of matches for them to strike, a group of young men immediately transform into local leopards. Every time they light one, they will definitely attract cheers, and more
People heard the sound and ran in.
"This is natural fire, also known as heavenly fire. It is a magical weapon used to subjugate and eliminate demons..."
The oiran held up the matchbox and said with an elegant smile: "But now that it has been transformed by our workshop, it has benefited thousands of households. It is very convenient to light cigarettes and wax. There are also this fairy dew soap, jade girl fruit candy, and forbidden palace comics.
A unique treasure in our store!”
"Bring the jade girl fruit candy and try it, let me secretly have a jade girl..."
"Don't cover the forbidden palace paintings, let us open our eyes..."
"Smell it quickly, this soap is really fragrant and smooth..."
The rascals suddenly got excited and gathered around to play with the novelty. Zhao Guanren had been among the Han people for several years and knew what these ancient people were most curious about. He also made cigarettes and matches, so he was already familiar with it.
.
"Everyone, please write a poem for our cigars. The best one will be rewarded with a salt tiger..."
The oiran suddenly opened the red cloth on the cart, and it turned out to be a huge "salt tiger". This was the highest-level sacrificial object in ancient times. The emperor had to put one at every banquet. It was carved from large natural salt blocks.
, but Zhao Guanren’s piece is not only synthetic, it is also over one meter tall.
"Oh~"
The whole audience was really shocked. Such a huge "salt block" is really rare, and the molded tiger is even more lifelike. These idle guys suddenly went crazy and ran out to inform the neighbors that they were free of charge.
Help them promote it.
At this time, Zhao Daguanren was not idle either. He had just returned to Pinglefang from the Yamen and was inspecting half of his territory. As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person. Even though the old emperor didn't like him, he was not willing to find his tree.
The money tree is in trouble.
"I am Taishan next door, waiting for you to go to work on a business trip, your wife, aw~ aw aw aw..."
Zhao Guanren was humming a tune while walking on the street of his home. He opened up all twenty-four houses and converted eight courtyards near the river into workshops, producing everything from cigarettes, matches, soap, sugar, pharmaceuticals, alcohol, packaging, and gunpowder.
and native penicillin, etc. are included.
"master!"
A group of female guards wearing red armbands came towards them, and they all got out of the way obediently and saluted. Not too far away, they met a group of women engaged in firefighting. After all, these were all wooden houses, and gunpowder and matches were very easy to catch fire, so they could easily catch fire.
A pine tree can burn down an entire building.
"Chang'e! It feels good to make money on your own..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the cigarette factory with a smile. The girls in Chang'e's class were rolling thin cigarettes. Of course they were not rubbing them on their thighs. It was just a stunt for outsiders to see, but here were all his little wives. The girls were very carefree.
Her arms were open and her legs were exposed.
"It's not bad, I can't even sell the cigarettes..."
Several female leaders were sitting in the pavilion drinking tea. A director complained: "The workshops are starting to make a lot of money, and the bonuses are coming back in baskets, but our inventory is getting more and more, and cigars are too expensive."
Now, everyone is used to smoking dry cigarettes!"
"What's the hurry? It's only been a few days..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the pavilion and sat down. A beautiful concubine raised her buttocks and sat in his arms. She took out a special stick from her breast groove, lit it for him and asked: "Master! I heard that the Liushen Jing of Feiyan Class is
Exposed body, net profit of 8,000 taels in three days, is this true?"
"This is our class's business secret..."
Zhao Guanren smoked a cigarette and said with a smile: "You chose the deal yourself at the beginning. Everyone is responsible for keeping the secret recipe, and the leadership team worked hard. I have divided the shares among them, so I can only tell you, it is far more than
This number!"
"Mom! It's more than eight thousand taels..."
Several young ladies covered their mouths in surprise, and the female director was also shocked and said: "Yang Feiyan and her man came in with a message this morning, saying that they would redeem her next month, and she immediately returned it, saying that she is yours."
Concubine, I will only recognize you as an official from now on, it turns out they earn so much!"
"Officer! You are partial, our sisters are serving you desperately, and you still favor them..."
The six little ladies surrounded him and started to squawk, but Zhao Guanren stood up and said, "Can I treat you six Chang'e badly? After the female general cards are printed and the news of winning the jackpot spreads, I will cover the prize money of your cigarette shop.
It will become ten times that of other squares!”
"Really? Sisters, we are going to make a fortune..."
The director cheered excitedly, and hundreds of little girls rushed in. Zhao Guanren took turns kissing him with saliva all over his face. Zhao Guanren hurriedly ran away. If he kissed him again, he was afraid that he would die here. Anyway, it was his legal right.
In the concubine's room, there is nothing you dare not play.
"Why!"
A familiar low shout sounded from the front. Zhao Guanren silently walked into the bamboo forest and entered an empty wooden house. He saw Xia Buer leaning against the wooden wall with his arms folded. He was wearing an old commoner's clothes and had
There is a bamboo hat.
"Your security measures need to be strengthened. A group of little girls are just decorations..."
Xia Buer said with a smile: "Deputy Envoy Yin! You are playing a big game this time. You have made all sects across the country pay incense taxes. Monks and Taoists greet your mother all day long. Even the imperial master won't speak for you. The old emperor can't stand it anymore."
I'm under pressure, I'm afraid I'll allow others to kill you to vent their anger!"
"I guessed it earlier! It's not that the emperor couldn't withstand the pressure, but that he deliberately diverted the conflict..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "Kill one of my petty officials in exchange for the tax revenue of the national sect. This deal will satisfy him to death. Besides, the Tang Dynasty has lost a third of its territory. Now Asan is attacking the hinterland of Tianzhu again. He is
We are raising military pay from all over the place and sending out a large army!"
"I guess you still dare to play like this..."
Xia Buer frowned and said: "Most people don't know this. Brother Teddy heard about it in the harem. During the morning court, he specifically asked me to remind you that the old emperor is a white-eyed wolf who kills donkeys. If you rely on dozens of ambushes under your command,
Magician, you will definitely run away from the city!"
"Hehe~ You also listened to others reading the copy, and didn't read it yourself..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly laughed evilly, and Xia Buer asked doubtfully: "What do you mean? The number of people in the Demon Suppressing Division is fixed for you. Even if you secretly recruit a group of people, five hundred people will be able to support you to death. Any more will definitely count you as a rebel."
Those bad people are just trash too!"
"Fu'er classmate! You put on a bamboo hat and follow me out. I will show you my capital and tell you what the three major powers are..."
Zhao Guanren put his arm around his shoulders, and Xia Buer put on his bamboo hat and said: "I already know what the rebellion season is, and we will raise troops after the autumn! I asked Brother Teddy about the three major powers, and he said it was military power! Financial power! Women's rights.