The Kun is so big! It can't be stewed in one pot, and the wolf is so big! It requires two barbecue grills..."
Lu Datou walked dejectedly on the road, surrounded by dog eggs that smelled like barbecue, and behind him were more than 3,000 humans. Driven by hundreds of purple-eyed little devils, they followed a convoy in a daze and left collectively.
Wetland Park.
"husband!"
Bad Butt hugged Lu Datou and said doubtfully: "What exactly did Brother Ren say to Qing Ming, and why did Qing Ming's attitude suddenly change?"
"Don't call me husband, my bad luck started when I slept with you, you piece of shit..."
Lu Datou said with a gloomy look on his face: "Except for deaf-mute people, as long as anyone is willing to listen to my boss, he can bring the dead back to life. Qing Ming had beaten him until he ran away naked before, but he was left alone.
Damn it, this proves that the little bitch has been tricked!"
"Then should we continue to scold Brother Ren? I curse him every day and I have no words..."
Bad Butt tightened his arms in his arms, but Lu Datou whispered: "Of course I have to scold him! Don't let other people know. Anyway, if you do bad things, you will be blamed on the boss. The more people hate him, the more
Okay, I’ll tell you why when I’m free!”
"Zhao Guanren! You are a bastard who has been stabbed a thousand times. How could I have been so miserable if I hadn't been you..."
Goudan raised his head and cursed directly, and the others also followed suit. Some were complaining, and some were sincerely hating them. Anyway, they even cursed and cursed. This is how Zhao Guanren was able to forcefully unlock the door after suffering for more than half a month.
s reason.
at this time!
Zhao Guanren was sitting in the nanny car in front. Qing Ming was sitting opposite him with a cold face. Wang Yaoyao and Zhou Xin were kneeling beside her. One was massaging her legs, and the other was holding a wine plate and fruit. The two women were sitting there.
Serve her like Lafayette.
"Look! Now you understand what the word is..."
Zhao Guanren threw the Wordless Heavenly Book to Qing Ming. He had already added a few strokes on the cover with a marker. He also traced a dozen lines of words on the first page. He directly turned the Wordless Heavenly Book into a written Heavenly Book.
"The Soul-Eating Forbidden Technique! This is a very ancient technique, very different from what we practice..."
Qing Ming turned the pages of the book with a solemn expression. Zhou Xin secretly raised his head and took a look. She immediately glared and scolded: "What are you looking at? Is this something you can look at? Go back and stay!"
"Yes! Master..."
Zhou Xin got up in panic and stopped the nanny car, quickly ran out with Wang Yaoyao, closed the door, and the team started off again.
"You should believe my words now..."
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said: "The last few missing pages are the Great Corpse Transformation Technique, which records the secret of Yong Ye's transformation into a demon. Therefore, he never spreads the Great Corpse Transformation Technique to outsiders. There is also a short story about the Blue and White Twin Snakes.
, it’s the story between you and Bai Ming!”
Qing Ming was shocked and said: "Blue and white twin snakes? Are we beasts? It's impossible!"
"This is just a metaphor. A woman's waist is a killing knife, and a water snake's waist is a knife within a knife..."
Zhao Guanren said nonsensically: "Hundreds of years ago, you and Bai Ming were both stunning beauties. You used your martial arts to fight off violence, so bad guys slandered you as snake spirits. In fact, you are both human beings. Bai Ming's real name is Bai...
Qian, and your name is Qin Biqing!"
"Qin Biqing?"
Qing Ming said slightly excitedly: "No wonder I like cyan things. It turns out that my name is Qin Biqing. The name sounds so nice. Then why did we become a dead tribe and become Yong Ye's minions? And Bai Ming
Is she really a woman?"
"Let me show you something..."
Zhao Guanren picked up his backpack, took out a red bellyband from the inner lining, unfolded it and held it in front of Qing Ming and said with a smile: "You should understand when you see this.
Come on, this is Bai Ming's bellyband, I took it off from her on the night of the wedding!"
Qing Ming pulled her over and exclaimed: "Oh my god! Why is her bellyband exactly the same as mine? Is she really my sister?"
"This can be fake, otherwise you wouldn't have the same bellyband..."
Zhao Guanren pretended to be deep and said: "I don't know what misunderstanding you have with Bai Ming, but Bai Ming must have you in her heart, but she has never dared to show it. After all, you were good sisters in life. If you are together again in this life,
You and her will definitely be killed by Yong Ye!"
"Um!"
Qing Ming took a deep breath on her bellyband and said with a complex expression: "This is the smell of Bai Ming's body. I remember it very clearly. I really didn't expect that she would be a woman. But what happened to her and I before she was alive? Hurry up.
tell me!"
"Eight million for one person, you must have heard this legend..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "Yongye is this person. Before he became a demon, he was a great national master. Eight million people protected him to destroy the Lord of Darkness. However, after he obtained the Soul Calming Tower, he turned into a demon himself. You two
The heroine was also turned into a corpse by him and became his big puppet!"
"I see!"
Qing Ming said angrily: "I said that we would not have the same appearance for no reason, and Yong Ye also deliberately created conflicts between us, but if you tell my sister the secret of opening the tower, it is equivalent to telling Yong Ye,
Yongye can learn all her secrets using the soul-searching technique!"
"He can't open it even if he knows it..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and sat next to her, hugged her and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, I tell you that a tower guard must have three conditions, love, justice and courage. Even if Yong Ye finds such a person, he will not be able to help him.
Tower, just like me, got it?"
"Brother-in-law! I didn't expect you to be such a great person..."
Qing Ming hugged his waist and said: "No wonder my sister chose you as her husband. Then let's not open the bone altar. We will be a family from now on. My sister-in-law can't let you take risks anymore, otherwise I will
My sister will have to become a widow!"
"Hehe~ I guess you have a conscience..."
Zhao Guanren touched her soft and boneless waist and asked: "Qingqing! What exactly is the Bone Altar? Why does the Blood Lady guard that ghost place?"
"Actually, it's a coffin, where the bones of the old black devil are stored..."
Qing Ming raised his head and said: "The old black devil was crushed into ashes, and his soul was torn into eighteen pieces, but there were still fragments of bones and personal belongings, so his dead soldiers stuffed them into the bone altar, hoping that there would be
One day he could be brought back from the dead, but he was also suppressed by a force!"
"That's not right!"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "Xue Ji obviously wants to make herself king and bring the old black devil back from the dead. Wouldn't it be better to find a father for herself? She can't guard the broken coffin. There must be something she wants in it!
"
"Yes! What she wants must be treasure, and we want it too..."
Qing Ming said: "The altar was blown out of the soul-suppressing tower, and there was also the key to the secret realm. We sent people to get the altar back, but we were ambushed by the Black Demon, but the Blood Princess couldn't open it either.
Altar, that’s why Si Ming asked me to take you there to give it a try!”
"Si Ming is the leader of the eighteen demon kings..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her thoughtfully, Qing Ming nodded and said: "Yes! He has been guarding the west. He was transferred back this time to face the Black Demon Clan. I'm afraid the Blood Lady is looking for you too. After all, you and Zhang Xinyue
It's an old friend, they will definitely let you help!"
"There will be a decisive battle next month, but I can't refuse..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her and said: "My second wife is in the hands of Qisha. Xue Ji wants to operate on Qisha first. If I don't help, they will definitely kill Zhou Miao."
, Unless...you rescue Zhou Miao, our family will hide and sit on the mountain to watch the fight between tigers and let them kill you to the death!"
"It's easy! When that little bitch Qisha saw me, she could only call me mom..."
Qing Ming touched his face and smiled: "Brother-in-law! You are the heir of White Jade Academy, and all the treasures are in your hands. Tell the truth to my sister-in-law, are you sure you can defeat Yong Ye or Xue Ji? We sisters always
Being controlled by Yong Ye is not an option!"
Zhao Guanren patted her butt and said with a smile: "It's just a matter of time. When I digest the treasure of White Jade Academy, I will ask Yongye to call me daddy!"
"Time, Mom! Why are you pretending to be an uncle if you don't have the ability..."
Qing Ming suddenly punched him to the ground, stood up and stepped on his chest hard, glaring and scolding: "You are a liar who is full of lies, you are still in vain, Qin Biqing, you think I have never seen "Ten Miles of Peach Blossom""
, I just watch TV series when I have nothing to do, I am a gold member with annual subscription!"
"You little bitch..."
Zhao Guanren cursed angrily: "You fell out before I finished speaking. "The Legend of White Snake" is based on your sisters. It was a story passed down thousands of years ago, and there are so many people with the same name and surname. What nonsense?"
TV series!"
"How dare you make it up? Look what's embroidered on it..."
Qing Ming slammed the bellyband on his face and said angrily: "This is the bellyband embroidered by my own hands. There is a word "green" and a word "white" embroidered on it. Do you think those who look the same are sisters? I was not like that at all before.
This face, idiot!"
"ah?"
Zhao Guanren raised his bellyband and was stunned. As expected, the two mandarin ducks were embroidered with the word "Qingbai", but he quickly realized it and said in shock: "Damn! You can't be so stupid, you fell in love with Bai"
Ming, Bai Ming abandoned you, and then you turned from love to hate?"
"Get out!"
Qing Ming roared in shock and anger, and heard a "boom" sound. The car door and Zhao Guanren were blown out at the same time. Zhao Guanren fell to the side of the road like a dog and chewed a mouthful of mud.
"Boss! What's going on..."
Lu Datou and others all ran out in shock. Zhao Guanren raised his head and vomited a few mouthfuls of mud, crying: "I couldn't believe my intuition, so I changed the script temporarily, but the real script turned out to be more bloody than I thought. This time
It’s a widow who has lost her son—it’s completely hopeless!”
"Go into the pit!"
Qing Ming let out another squeak in the car, and the convoy suddenly stopped beside a wasteland. In the blink of an eye, the ground shook violently.
A few minutes later, the ground suddenly collapsed, revealing a huge black hole. Then a roar of "Ouch" was heard, and a huge giant zombie crawled out of the hole, glaring with a pair of ferocious purple fire eyes, like an iron tower.
As if standing proudly in the wilderness.
"All go into the pit, don't waste time..."
The little demon kings began to drive away the humans. Thousands of people moved forward crying, and Lu Datou said in fear: "Boss! This is about to get real. If it doesn't work, just run away alone, and then find a way to save us later."
, it’s better than the group being wiped out!”
"Why run? I haven't used up all my tricks yet. Let's see who can have the last laugh..."
Zhao Guanren strode forward. Although he could use a chicken to run away five hundred meters in one second, he finally regained his masculine appearance. If he had to abstain from sex for another half month, what if the little brother just forgot about it?
When he couldn't lift his head, he was completely disabled.
Bad Butt held Lu Datou and said tremblingly: "Brother! You... have you walked through the corpse tunnel? You won't turn us into zombies if you go in, right?"
"Hmph~"
Lu Datou snorted coldly: "What's so great about the Corpse Road? I just put some chili oil on it and call me daddy when I get to the end! Let's go!" Mobile phone users please browse and read. A better reading experience comes from Ai.com.