As expected, Prince Duan looked at Ouyang Renjie, squinted his eyes and asked, "How did your white-clothed guards conduct the investigation? Do you have any conclusive evidence of the Bian family's crimes?"
"..."
Ouyang found that he had overlooked one thing. The black-clad guard no longer needed any credit. Just detecting the corpse poison was very impressive. Zhao Guanren, a great hero, was even more powerful, so Chen Qianhu put on small shoes for him.
Show it to their white-clad guards.
"Reply to Your Highness!"
Ouyang Qianhu hurriedly took two steps forward and said bravely: "This matter has been revealed and is only waiting for the imperial envoy to make a decision. However, it is inconvenient to elaborate in public in order to prevent the thief who has not yet arrived from the crime and escape after hearing the news!"
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren suddenly said in surprise: "Everyone in the Bian family has been put under house arrest. Could it be that there is a deeper involvement? The White Guards are indeed well-deserved. They have found their roots in one go. It seems that the White Guards have made a very correct choice by fully taking over this matter."
!”
"You don't know what's going on, so don't talk too much..."
Ouyang Qianhu glared at him fiercely, and Chen Qianhu immediately stepped forward and said angrily: "Zhao Yunxuan! We have no right to interfere with the white-clothed guards' inspection. We will only have the right to review after they have finished the investigation. Your Highness and the cabinet boss both
You are not allowed to talk too much here!"
"I'm sorry! I am outspoken. Please forgive me, sir..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly backed away, completely dissociating the black-clothed guard from the matter, but Xia Shoufu made an invitation gesture and said with a smile: "Your Highness! I'd better move on and listen to the reports from all parties before making a decision.
Well, this must not be taken lightly!"
"What the old man said makes sense!"
Prince Duan took two steps forward with his hands behind his back and said loudly to the onlookers: "We in Dashun will never wrong good people, but we will never let bad people go. The royal relatives and the common people are equally guilty when they break the law. This matter is decided by the king."
We need to give an explanation to the people!"
"Okay! Your Highness the Prince said well. Your Highness is here to make decisions for the people..."
Zhao Guanren immediately clapped his hands and cheered, and the residents of this street formed a conditioned reflex. There was thunderous applause and cheers. Even the gong and drum team came out, and some people set off firecrackers.
"Okay, okay!"
Prince Duan immediately got excited. Perhaps it was the first time he met the people who spontaneously came out to celebrate. He laughed heartily and said: "Lantai is indeed a place with outstanding people and simple folk customs. I will not ride in the car anymore. I want to take care of it on my father's behalf."
Look at this land of plenty!”
"Your Highness, please come first!"
Naturally, Xia Shoufu would not disappoint him and walked side by side with him. Zhao Guanren did not disappoint the common people either. He took a tin bucket from his subordinates, grabbed a handful of paper-wrapped rock candy and kept pouring it.
"Everyone is so happy, don't grab the lucky candies..."
Zhao Guanren sprinkles candy all the way. People know that this is more than just candy. There are tomorrow night's lottery numbers in the candy paper. You can go to Miji Candy Shop to watch the lottery. Although the prizes are not real money and silver, there are livestock, cigarettes, jewelry and other items.
Very valuable.
"What is this? Give me one..."
A pretty little girl suddenly squeezed over. She looked to be at least 14 or 15 years old. She reached into the bucket to grab some candies. Zhao Guanren laughed and knocked her out of her mind, then stuffed a handful of candies into her collar.
inside.
"you……"
The little girl covered her breasts and was stunned. Zhao Guanren stuffed another rock candy into her mouth. Unexpectedly, there was a sudden "噌噌噌" sound, and the surrounding guards suddenly pulled out their steel knives and rushed at them.
Several people came over and surrounded them.
"Bold rebels! Catch them..."
A palace maid quickly took the little girl away, and the guards immediately pushed Zhao Guanren to the ground, not even letting Song Chizhu and the master go.
Song Chizhu lay on the ground crying and said: "You are going to die! That is the little princess of Prince Duan's family, the most beloved granddaughter of the Holy Emperor!"
…
"Lift your legs a little higher, stick your butt out, what about you?
!You damn fat man, be more showy..."
The little princess was sitting in the courtyard of the Xie family's inner house. Her skirt was pulled up to the crook of her legs. She was stepping on a stool and gnawing apples like a little girl. She was also holding a long leather whip in her hand. Several eunuchs and palace maids
Everyone waiting nearby covered their bellies and burst into laughter.
"Princess! The minister is already very coquettish. He can't be coquettish anymore..."
Song Chizhu was wearing a long red dress, heavy makeup and long hair. Zhao Guanren also had the same bellyband and red lips, and he pulled him to dance with a miserable look on his face. The master turned into a blind man A Bing, squatting on the side miserable.
playing the erhu.
"Damn it! I just gave her a piece of candy, why should I torture her like this..."
Zhao Guanren cursed in a low voice while dancing. He saw that the little princess was cute and loli, so he thought she was a kind little angel. Who knew she was actually a little devil? He first forced them to dance in women's clothes, and then he probably forced them to have sex.
Already.
"Are you fucking giving me sweets? Your hands have reached into people's collars. I'm going to kill you..."
Song Chizhu stared at him with tears in his eyes, but the little princess whipped him and cursed: "You two bitches are cursing me, right? I can guess it even if I didn't hear it, you two sit down
They pluck each other’s leg hair, and we can’t leave until we pluck them clean!”
"I..."
Zhao Guanren pulled up his skirt and looked down. He saw that the hair was not too thick but not too hairy. Song Chizhu was covered in big black hair. However, he said in a mournful voice: "Please be gentle. My body is weak and I can't eat."
Powerful!"
"Get out of the way!"
Zhao Guanren couldn't stand it anymore. He stepped forward and pointed at the little princess and said angrily: "Don't you just want to find excitement? If you have the ability, let's ask each other questions. If I can't answer, you pluck ten of my hairs. If you can't answer, I'll pluck one of yours."
Just root it, do you dare?"
"Bold! How can you be so arrogant in front of His Highness..."
A young eunuch pointed at him sarcastically. Zhao Guanren glared and said: "You have chicken feathers on your bat - what kind of bird are you! Your mistress didn't even say a word. You are a hermaphrodite who sells your ass. It's not you."
You don’t have many hairs on your body, I will definitely pluck you into a bald donkey!”
"Be brave! Come, come quickly..."
The little eunuch stomped his feet angrily, and a large number of guards immediately rushed into the courtyard fiercely. Song Chizhu was so frightened that he quickly squatted down with his head in his hands, shouting: "It's none of my business!"
"Hahaha……"
The little princess suddenly burst out laughing, clapped her legs hard and said, "It's okay, it's okay! You all go down, this man talks so interestingly, I almost burst my belly with laughter. If you say another funny thing, it will make me laugh again."
Come out and I will let you go!"
"Okay! Then let me ask you a question..."
Zhao Guanren picked up her skirt and knelt down in front of her and said: "One day the heifer didn't come home all night, and the bull looked around anxiously. The heifer didn't come back until the next night. The husband and wife slept together, and the bull suddenly said angrily
, cheap cow! How dare you commit adultery with an elephant, how did the little bull find out?"
"An elephant is so big and a cow is so small, how can this be adultery..."
The little princess shook her head in confusion. The maids and eunuchs were also thinking hard. The most effeminate leader eunuch immediately said: "Master! We know it. The noses of animals are very sensitive. It must be the little bull that sniffs out the elephant."
The smell!”
"It's definitely not right. What's so funny about this..."
The little princess waved her hand, and Zhao Guanren made a circular gesture, then suddenly pulled it up and said: "Because it's awesome... it's big!"
"Pfft~"
The little princess suddenly sprayed the apple pulp on Zhao Guanren's face, and she actually laughed so hard that she fell to the ground, patting the chair and laughing wildly. Although the palace ladies were blushing with shame, they were all shaking with laughter, and even the two eunuchs were shaking.
I turned my back and trembled with laughter.
"Come on, come on! Let me ask you one more question. If you can't answer, you'll have to pluck your hair out. Do you dare..."
Zhao Guanren poked the little princess on the arm, and the little princess wiped her tears.
He smiled and said, "Why don't you dare, but I have to ask you first, how many stars are there in the sky?"
"Nine thousand eight hundred and sixty-two thousand three thousand two hundred and twenty-one. If you don't believe me, count it yourself..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at the sky with a proud look on his face. He knew this mentally retarded problem in elementary school, but the little princess and the maids were dumbfounded. The little princess said in disbelief: "How do you know? I asked many people, but no one answered.
Come up!"
"I made it up! I can't count them anyway..."
Zhao Guanren spread his hands with a funny look on his face. The little princess immediately gave him a bunch of punches and said sweetly: "You bitch, you are so brave. If you dare to say this in front of my grandpa, he will definitely think that you are a deceiver."
It's your turn now, so ask now!"
"Listen up!"
Zhao Guanren sat cross-legged in front of her and asked: "Men have hair, women have hair, there is hair on the top, and there is hair on the bottom. They come here at night, one hair after another. What are they doing?"
really!
The children of the royal family are all precocious. The little princess glared angrily: "You are having sex! You are a prostitute! You tell me these dirty things. If my grandpa the emperor finds out, I will have to chop off your dog's head. Pull it out."
Lose ten of his hairs!"
"Princess! Why are your thoughts so dirty..."
Zhao Guanren said in a fuss: "I'm talking about eyelashes. Isn't it just a matter of closing your eyes and sleeping? Who do you think I am?"
"you……"
The little princess blinked and was dumbfounded again. The maids also suddenly realized, but the little princess pulled up her skirt and said disdainfully: "You can pull it out! Anyway, I don't have hair on my legs, alas~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly pulled out a piece of her hair and said with a smile: "I didn't say I would pull out your leg hair. Do you dare to do it again? If you lose this time, I will pull out your armpit hair!"
"Come just come! Who is afraid of whom..."
The little princess subconsciously scratched her armpits, and Zhao Guanren immediately went all out. He was like a veteran driver's joke collection. In the huge house, the little princess could be heard laughing non-stop. Even the hair was pulled out and they were giggling. The eunuchs and maids also all laughed.
He fell to the ground laughing.
"Sir! Can we still get out alive? He pulled the princess's armpit hair..."
The master crawled tremblingly to Song Chizhu. Song Chizhu laughed so hard that he sobbed: "He even touched the princess's breasts. It's a capital crime of beheading anyway. Who cares? I heard
No? The dragon's tendon was inserted into the wrong phoenix eye, and it was inserted into the old minister, old minister... Oops~ It's so funny to me!"
"Huh?"
Prince Duan and Xia Shoufu were admiring the beautiful scenery of the garden. Xia Shoufu turned around and said in surprise: "Why is it so funny? The little princess has been laughing for a long time!"
"It shouldn't be! Although Ning'er is usually lively and active, she shouldn't be smiling so happily..."
Prince Duan was just not joking too wildly. Everyone could hear that the laughter was bold and wild, and it was also accompanied by angry curses. It was a completely flirtatious state.
"Your Highness!"
An old eunuch cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Zhao Yunxuan offended the princess before, treating her as a folk girl and stuffing a jelly bean into her mouth. The princess was kind-hearted and didn't argue with him. She just ordered him to wear women's clothes and dance.
This dance, I think it’s because his dance is so funny!”
"Your Highness! Something bad has happened..."
A female official hurried over and said urgently: "Both the young princess and Zhao Yunxuan are missing. The old servant has led people to search all over Xie's house. Zhao Yunxuan must have been abducted. What's going on?
Is it good?"
"What? Aren't you still smiling..."
Prince Duan shouted anxiously, and the other party said in fear: "That was the princess's maid laughing. The princess said she was going to eat a candy with Zhao Yunxuan, and then she disappeared in the blink of an eye!"
"Chase! Let the Imperial Guards go out and chase me..."
Prince Duan picked up his robe and ran out. He never expected that his little daughter, a fifteen-year-old living person, would be abducted with a jelly bean.