"You're afraid that I'll fake the corpse and die not completely enough, right..."
With a depressed look on his face, Zhao Guanren rowed a awning boat and swam on the Lanshui River against the sunset. Although he had changed into ordinary black clothes, the heavy makeup on his face had not yet been removed. At first glance, he thought he was a perverted hermaphrodite.
"Don't complain. You plucked three of my armpit hairs and touched my breasts. No matter what, you are going to die. The only one who can save you now is me..."
The little princess sat comfortably on the stern of the boat. She also changed into a simple blue gauze skirt, crossed her legs, and swung her embroidered shoes in the air proudly, while the leader, the little eunuch, knelt beside her with a grimace. The princess fled.
He was the first to die.
"What do you want to do? There is nothing interesting in Lantai County..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I knew you were coming. The county started cracking down on pornography and illegal activities half a month ago. All the boat girls have disappeared. The brothel only provides minor health care. You are not interested in listening to plays, having sex and visiting brothels."
, what else is there to play?”
"As long as you're not locked up in the yard, it's fun everywhere..."
The little princess took out a piece of rock candy and threw it into her mouth, muttering: "You have never been in the palace. It's like a big prison cell. Watching them fight for favor and complain all day long is really annoying. It's hard to come out with dad once."
, I naturally have to have fun!"
"Anyway, you want excitement, right? I'll take you to do exciting things..."
Zhao Guanren speeded up his rowing. He knew that a large number of people would definitely come to see them, so he rowed directly to the other side of the river. No big family lived in this area of Hexi, but many places where filth and evil were gathered here.
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"Master! Let's go back, His Highness is getting angry..."
The little eunuch helped the little princess to the shore, but was immediately scolded and shut up. He could only help her walk forward, with cold sweat on his forehead.
"Don't hold her up, her legs are not broken..."
Zhao Guanren saw that he was still hanging up his waist after taking off his eunuch uniform, so he opened his hand and scolded him: "Straighten your waist, otherwise people will know that you are a eunuch at a glance, and then someone will report you to the official and catch you.
The stinky girl said we kidnapped you, so just wait to be beheaded!"
"If you dare to scold me, you are the stinky girl..."
The little princess kicked him angrily. Zhao Guanren hugged her into his arms and said with a glare: "You must obey me when you come out, otherwise I will be forced to fall into the trap of a bandit. I will sink you into the river first and then kill you."
Your father, sleep with your mother, enter the palace and become the emperor!"
"Plop~"
The little eunuch was frightened and fell to the ground. The little princess also trembled in fright and said in horror: "But... don't dare to talk nonsense. This, this is a serious crime that will destroy the nine tribes. If you listen to it, you will be beheaded!"
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"Tsk tsk~ It turns out you are just a paper tiger. I thought you were bold and only liked excitement..."
Zhao Guanren pinched her butt disdainfully, and the little princess screamed in surprise when she was pinched. Her pretty face turned red, and she beat her body with shame and anger, and cursed: "You are a disgrace! Shameless! How dare you again?"
If you are frivolous towards me, I will make you look good!"
"Shut up! Kill your father, sleep with your mother..."
Zhao Guanren glared at her fiercely again and held her tightly in his arms. The little girl punched him angrily and turned around and cursed: "You bitch! What are you doing lying on the ground like a turtle? Why don't you just roll over and serve me?"
Wait, can someone scare you like this with just one sentence?"
"Sir! Don't say anything treasonous or disrespectful. Don't say anything..."
The little eunuch followed him in a hurry, and Zhao Guanren walked forward nonchalantly, walking through the familiar streets and alleys, and soon came to a deep alley.
"Hey, Mr. Zhao! You are a rare visitor, why didn't you go and wait on the imperial envoy..."
Several thugs on the lookout came up to him with smiles. Zhao Guanren put his arms around the little princess and said with a smile: "It's not my turn to hold the little princess up, I'll take the little princess out to see the world, and when I get married with the princess later, you guys
You have to call me Prince Consort!"
"Haha~ Prince Consort! Please come in...
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The thugs naturally did not take these words seriously and sent them in happily, but the little princess pinched Zhao Guanren and said disdainfully: "You are really an ignorant country bumpkin. Only when you marry a princess can you be called a prince-in-law. My future husband will be called a county."
Horse, idiot!"
"The horse! Galloping on the vast grassland, the steel gun is tightly held, the sword is shining brightly..."
Zhao Guanren took her hand and sang loudly, while the little princess widened her eyes curiously. The moment they stepped into the courtyard, they seemed to have entered another world, filled with smoke, the smell of wine, and the fragrance of powder.
They hugged each other laughing and joking.
"Where is this..."
The little princess instinctively hugged Zhao Guanren tightly, and the room in the courtyard was filled with people. There were many rough men carrying knives and guns. All kinds of swear words were heard endlessly. There was also a man who had just had his hand chopped off and fled in a hurry.
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Don't you like excitement? This is the world of Dashun Dynasty, the most real and exciting side of the people, without sugar-coating or people playing tricks!"
"Master Zhao! Good evening..."
"Master Zhao is here..."
Both men and women greeted Zhao Guanren familiarly. Everyone in Lantai County knew who he was, but no one would call him "sir" here. This was a shady place where all kinds of activities were concentrated together.
"Woof woof woof..."
A burst of barking suddenly came from the west courtyard. The little princess dragged Zhao Guanren and squeezed in. Unexpectedly, someone was fighting a dog. The two dogs had bitten her all over with blood. There was a cockfighting fence not far away, and people were holding up their hands.
Silver money yelled.
"Oh~it doesn't look good! It's all blood..."
The little princess shook her head in disgust and walked away. However, she squeezed into another area and competed and wrestled again. Her face was still covered in blood, but the yard was filled with such menial work, and the bettors were all desperate.
Rough guy.
"Ouch~"
The little eunuch girl waved her hand and said: "It's so dirty! What a dirty place. Let's go quickly!"
"What's inside? Go in and take a look..."
The little princess led Zhao Guanren into the big house. Almost all of them were gambling stalls, with various games. The little princess looked around and looked around. Everything she saw was novel, and she even asked Zhao Guanren if he wanted some money to play.
"I asked you to take off all my clothes, where will the money come from..."
Zhao Guanren handed her a glass of freshly squeezed juice and took a large handful of kebabs to share between them. The little princess rolled her eyes at him angrily, picked up the kebabs and ate them while looking at them. The little eunuch also nodded in approval and said, "What?
The meat is more delicious than the one roasted in the palace!"
"The skewers grilled in gutter oil are of course delicious..."
Zhao Guanren led the two of them deeper into the place, and after crossing a guarded rural road, the decoration style immediately changed, becoming magnificent and rich, showing the style of a rich man.
suddenly!
Two "vixens" wearing fishnet stockings walked towards each other, with long white tails trailing behind their buttocks and hairbands with furry ears. They were completely dressed like modern people.
"Ah! Vixens, there are vixens..."
The little princess was so frightened that she jumped onto Zhao Guanren's back. The two vixens covered their mouths, laughed, and entered the women's restroom laughing.
"Master, don't be afraid! Their tails are fake, they are not vixens..."
The little eunuch hurried over to appease the princess. The little princess immediately blushed. Zhao Guanren mocked: "This is how you repay the princess. Don't be so surprised. People will laugh at you for not seeing the world. Even
I’m all embarrassed along with you!”
"Hmph~ People are most afraid of vixens..."
The little princess punched him in frustration, but as soon as she walked into a lounge, a female magistrate wearing a red official robe came out again, carrying the robe and hurried to the toilet.
"This, this, this..."
The little eunuch opened his mouth in shock, and the little princess was also shocked and said: "Where is this female magistrate? She doesn't wear pants under her official robe. I can see her buttocks."
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Sorry, this is a music studio, but you can’t wear official robes!"
"The county magistrate is nothing, but there is a female magistrate..."
Zhao Guanren smoothly opened the leather curtain in front of him, revealing a large and magnificent gambling hall. Decent guests gathered in small groups around the small gambling table. Bunny girls and vixens were carrying wine trays and shuttled back and forth between the gaming tables.
"There really is a female prefect..."
The little eunuch was dumbfounded again. The place was full of female magistrates, female magistrates, and even female Qianhu, each with their official robes half-opened, flirting with the gamblers, saying "I am, I am."
" said, it was completely an ancient cosplay feast.
"It turned out to be a lie, but these people are so courageous that they dare to wear official robes and have sex..."
The little princess crossed her waist angrily, but Zhao Guanren hugged her and said: "Don't talk nonsense, there are many outlaws here, green forest heroes and so on. You must know that you are the princess, I really know how to tie you up and ask you
Dad wants money, but I can’t beat so many people!”
"You dare to tie me up! I will let Grandpa Huang destroy all nine of their tribes..."
The little princess stared with big watery eyes, but her arrogance was obviously weaker. Zhao Guanren snickered and walked forward, but this time the little princess's horizons were completely opened.
There was singing and dancing in the luxurious casino, glasses and glasses were exchanged, the dancers on the stage danced gracefully, the guests used glasses, drank fruit juice, sat on leather sofas, smoked big cigars, and there was a
Wooden frame glass fish tank, precious fish swim in it.
"Why is this soft thing made of leather? It's so soft..."
The little princess sat down on the sofa carefully and looked around awkwardly. The little eunuch was also confused. He stood by the sofa and kept blinking. There were all novelty things here that he had never seen before. He felt that the Grand Palace was like a cowshed in the countryside.
"Good luck to you! Please take your pick..."
Two bunny girls came pushing a trolley. The first trolley was full of all kinds of novelties to eat and drink. Fruit candies and egg rolls were nothing. Cream cakes and coconut milk tea were called cows. The milk tea cups still had straws stuck in them.
Straw, decorated with a mini paper umbrella.
"Uh~ Ben... I want this and this..."
Like a country girl, the little princess nervously ordered two things she had never seen before, but the second car was full of women's favorites. In addition to the beautifully packaged rouge and gouache, there were also various bags.
New styles of jewelry are not to mention.
"Hello, distinguished guest! This is the new perfume launched by our store..."
A bunny girl squatted down, expertly put on a pair of white gloves, held out a small gold-covered glass bottle, and started to sell it in a rhetorical way, followed by breast enhancement devices, lace pants, pearl breasts, etc., and even
Even tampons are out.
"Okay, okay! I like it, I like it. The owner of these two carts wants them all, Xiaokuizi, reward..."
The little princess was so coaxed that her eyes were bright, but when the little eunuch touched his sleeve pocket, he opened his hand towards her in pain, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "With me as the guarantor, you can get the things with just a fingerprint
Take it away and pay it back when you have money!"
"Hehe~ I'm right to hang out with you. You can eat well..."
The little princess winked happily, and unsuspectingly pressed her fingerprints on the IOU, then dragged the two cars in front of her, and took the little eunuch to study happily. Zhao Guanren took a few steps back with a smile.
Standing behind a pillar.
"Master! Whose eldest lady is this? Why did you get brought here..."
A beauty in a dress slowly walked up behind him, hugged his waist intimately, and kissed him gently on the cheek. She was none other than Young Master Xie’s favorite concubine, the proprietress of Guanyue Pavilion—Liu
Shi.
"Don't care who she is, she is a fat sheep anyway..."
Zhao Guanren smiled evilly and said: "I will give her five hundred taels of chips later and let Yue Ya take her to play with small animals. If she loses all, let her borrow as much as she wants. Finally, she will be tempted to hammer you down and push you to the bottom of the box."