"Ah! King Zhao is here, pour the tea, pour the tea quickly..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly walked into the wing room. Princess Duanqin and the two nobles made him startled. The princess hurriedly came forward to get him a stool, and the two nobles also quickly poured tea. He only saw the little princess sitting in front of the dressing table crying.
, the ground was full of things she had smashed.
"You've made my belly bigger, and you don't care about me..."
The little princess instantly jumped up and dunked, and put the big shit basin on his head. Before Zhao Guanren could speak, she said angrily: "You can't deny it. Did you take off my pants on the boat? Did you take them?"
Walk around my belly, is there any part of my body that you haven't touched?"
"Ancestor! Please keep your voice down, don't you think it's embarrassing..."
Princess Duan quickly pulled Zhao Guanren, who was looking aggrieved, and pressed him on the stool and said: "Prince Zhao! We all know what's going on when you close the door, but Yongning is your niece in name after all. It's too ugly to say it out.
Okay, how about we think of a way to get the best of both worlds?"
"She's not pregnant, she's talking nonsense..."
Zhao Guanren spread his hands angrily, and Yongning rushed over and poked his chest hard, saying angrily: "Are you a man? I'm just asking you if you touched me or kissed me. You've ruined my innocence, and you still want to
Don’t admit it, your woman has been played with by others, do you still want her?”
"Okay, okay! King Zhao is so responsible, how could he not admit his fault..."
Princess Duan actually sat down with a smile, pulled the little princess and asked: "Prince Zhao! My sister-in-law has arranged so many beauties for you, why did you return them all? If you are not satisfied with anything, just mention it, but you can't
Prefer one over the other!"
"ah?"
Zhao Guanren said inexplicably: "Since when have I treated one favorably and favored another? I don't want any of the people who have been sent to me. Can I just withdraw them all?"
"The former Concubine Bai Shu, isn't her son the prince's son..."
Princess Duan joked: "Now that she has entered your palace as a noble, you didn't let her belly rest, did you? The Crown Princess asked the imperial doctor to check her pulse every day, just hoping that she would be pregnant soon and take her back to the East Palace to raise the baby.
, so that your two families are related by blood!"
"I will send her back to the East Palace tomorrow. Are you satisfied..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her dumbfounded, but Princess Duan smiled again and said: "Oh, it's normal for brothers to give each other concubines, but since you and Yongning have a physical relationship, good things must be done to the end!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren was dumbfounded and said: "You, you asked me to marry Yongning. I am very happy to do so, but it is really hard to hear it out loud. In the eyes of outsiders, I am her biological uncle!"
"No! My sister-in-law means that she will not marry you, but she will give you children..."
Princess Duan whispered: "Yongning's marriage is just a formality. Uncle Xiangcheng can't afford our family. After Yongning gives birth to the fairy king, we will help him give birth to a baby. Their family will never dare to tell anyone!"
"I don't want to give birth! If I want to give birth to you, give it to him..."
The little princess was shocked and said angrily: "That sand sculpture is full of nonsense. He trembles when he sees me. He can't even touch a finger of my master!"
"Okay, okay! Don't touch it, don't touch it. Our daughter is so precious that she can only store fairy seeds in her belly..."
Princess Duan smiled fondly and said: "Bring the two dowry girls over, and let them take care of you on the night of the wedding. If you are pregnant, it will be yours. I will go to his house for three or two days every month to deal with it, and then live in another house with you."
Brother Xuan’s love, isn’t it beautiful?”
"This is too bullying..."
Zhao Guanren found that each of these royal women had bigger ideas than the last, and more weird ideas than the last. There was nothing you could not think of, and there was nothing they dared to do.
"Why are you bullying! It's not that the emperor needs Uncle Xiangcheng to fight. The smoke from his ancestral graves can't reach our Yongning..."
Princess Duan said disdainfully: "Royal in-laws are like this, it's just an exchange of interests. Princess Chengping has raised several male favorites, so the prince consort is not going to show off his power. Moreover, after he was exiled, Chengping will soon
She is married to a grown-up man, who is twenty-three years older than her, and I feel ashamed for her!"
"Hmph~ You can choose for yourself..."
The little princess twisted Zhao Guanren's arm and said sharply: "Either you let me give you a child and interact with me in private in the future, or I will go out and tell people that if you sleep with your niece, I will not live anymore, so let me
You are also embarrassed!"
"Why are all the women in your family so useless..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "Seventeen has just finished intimidating and tempting me, and you are playing rogue with me again. I was really blind at the beginning, but I actually thought you were cute. You are really bad!"
"Hmph~ You said it yourself, we are in the same boat, haha..."
The little princess sat down in his arms and hugged his neck with great joy. Princess Duan then stood up and said with a smile: "Prince Zhao! Yongning will talk to you first. Let's go to the front yard to prepare wine and food. Don't be polite. Take it as a joke."
Just feel free to do whatever you want at home!”
"No! My..."
Zhao Guanren didn't know what to say, but Princess Duan and the others ran so fast that in the blink of an eye the entire backyard was deserted.
"It's raining! My lover is in my arms! Don't you want to do something to me..."
The little princess kissed her with misty eyes, but Zhao Guanren turned around and said: "What a waste of time this afternoon, you are more impatient than me, and your mother is too straightforward to say this in front of me.
Is there any etiquette, justice or shame in this matter?"
"Ha~ If my mother-in-law had been more reserved, I would have become a concubine..."
The little princess said disdainfully: "Red tape only restricts the common people. It doesn't exist in the royal family at all. You have never seen those so-called famous families, those who are picking ashes, and close relatives. Besides, my seventeenth aunt holds the knife above our head."
Once you get there, why don’t you continue to be reserved and wait for death?”
"no!"
Zhao Guanren said seriously: "I had a chat with Shi Qi at noon. She swore not to usurp the throne or harm her relatives!"
"You're not sick, are you? You believe what she says..."
The little princess curled her lips and said: "The only person Yaoyue is afraid of now is you. Otherwise, why would my father and the others give you women? Firstly, it is for the sake of blessing the descendants and improving the bloodline. Secondly, with your bones and blood in hand, Yaoyue
I don’t dare to go on a killing spree, she’s the one who forced me to get married!”
"Why?"
Zhao Guanren didn't understand.
"You are stupid! Aren't you afraid that I would hook up with you..."
The little princess then said: "If I gave birth to a fairy king for you, would she still dare to touch my father? Your bones and blood are the talisman. Otherwise, when you return to the Heavenly Palace, who will protect our family? Just rely on her oath?
I don’t want to live in her shadow all day long!”
"I'm going!"
Zhao Guanren really admired her and nodded: "You are really thinking far ahead. How did your little head grow?"
"People are forced out..."
The little princess Niwai said: "My mother-in-law has been slacking off over the years. She can't understand it unless I point it out. But you know I'm not an alarmist. Yaoyue also grew up in the harem. She will never recognize her relatives if she is ruthless. I can't
Leave your life in her hands!"
The little princess jumped up and dragged him into the ancient bed. She smiled like a little fairy and said: "Anyway, we are just one step away from the last step. Today we will cook raw rice and watch her die."
What can you do to me? Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"
"Don't drag me, it's not good in broad daylight..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly protected the dragon bellyband in his arms, fearing that Little Hooves would discover it. As a result, the little goblin pressed him hard on the bed, excitedly tore off his clothes, and exclaimed: "What's wrong with you?"
, who scratched you?"
"Uh~ Well...Tan Qingning, she didn't obey in the Royal Garden just now..."
Zhao Guanren quickly stuffed the dragon bellyband behind his back. The little princess turned around and put down the gauze curtain. She kicked off her embroidered shoes and said disdainfully: "You have such a unique taste. The careless female guard is also interested. Eh? You are wearing a body."
Isn’t it Tan Qingning’s scent?”
The little princess sniffed his chest like a police dog. Zhao Guanren quickly covered his chest and said: "You girl, please be more reserved. What does it look like when you press on me? Get off now!"
"How shameless are you..."
The little princess yelled in shock and anger: "When you suppressed me, why were you not reserved? Now that you are a prince, I am not worth anything anymore, right? I will scratch you heartless bitch to death."
I make you like the new and hate the old, and I let you indulge in flowers!"
"All the women in your family are cats, so I'll do it. Isn't that okay if I do..."
"That's right, be honest! Let me kiss you..."
The little princess retaliates in kind. She was teased in the first place, so she returned it. After a familiar teasing, she smiled and said with a bad smile: "Oh~ you are so coquettish, you actually stuck out your tongue, you are so beautiful."
Alright?"
"Don't say that to me, I'm not a coquettish person..."
"That's what you said about me at the beginning, now let you taste the power of my master..."
The little princess was as fierce as a little female leopard. Zhao Guanren felt that he had really beaten a husky. He was actually raped by the bully twice in one day. Amidst the arrogant laughter of the little princess, he finally shed tears of humiliation and sorrow.
…
"I am an old Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in treating braggarts..."
Zhao Guanren stood energetically beside the big bed, holding a post-event cigarette in his mouth. The little princess knelt on the ground with disheveled hair and helped him put on his shoes. He said unhappily: "You will bully me and make me serve you when it hurts so much."
, I have never served anyone!"
"Then don't wait for me, let Mr. Xiangcheng wait for you..."
Zhao Guanren slapped her hand away and was about to leave. The little princess hugged his leg and pouted: "If I don't serve you, who else will I serve? You are my master, and I will serve you all my life, but I really don't want to."
I don’t want to get married even in name, so please help me think of a way!”
"Are you hot or am I hot..."
Zhao Guanren smiled evilly and held her head down. Unexpectedly, the window was suddenly banged, and Princess Duan was heard hurriedly outside the window: "Yongning! King Yong has come ahead of time. He is almost outside the palace gate. Hurry up."
Come out, I'll drag you first!"
"What do you mean you came here early? Did you make an appointment for dinner..."
Zhao Guanren looked out the window in surprise. The little princess hurriedly jumped up and said: "Didn't you make the appointment? She and I have the same birthday. We agreed to have dinner together. Please hurry up and get dressed. Don't let her know now, otherwise
It’s going to be big trouble!”
"I'll go! You two have the same birthday..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly put on his clothes. The little princess smiled and said: "So you only remember me. I thought you wanted to live together for us. This year she is thirty and I am sixteen. One is in his thirties and the other is in his twenties.
An old girl, a beautiful girl, hehe~"
"Hehe, your sister, please pass on the clothes quickly..."
Zhao Guanren put on his belt and ran out. Concubine Long Zi and the little princess were aunt and nephew. Although it was not a big deal in Dashun and there were many people marrying the same person, Concubine Long Zi had such a bad temper that she might have a child after knowing about it.
What misfortune has come.
"Oh~ Your Highness! You are here, sit down quickly, Your Highness, Your Highness..."
Princess Duan raised her voice in the main room. Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhao Guanren quickly turned around and squatted under the corner of the back room.
"King Zhao! Why are you squatting here..."
Concubine Long Zi led the people in with great majesty, followed closely by Tan Qingning and the female commander. Zhao Guanren dug at the cracks in the ground with his hands without raising his head, and subconsciously said: "I'm picking out ashes... No, I'm picking at the ground."
Sew, pick at the seams to catch crickets!”
"Crickets come from this cold weather..."
Concubine Long Zi looked at the back room keenly, and before Zhao Guanren could continue to trick her, she strode towards the back room and pushed open the door. However, the golden-armored female commander asked in surprise: "King Zhao! Did you eat it by mistake?