"I wish you longevity and happiness, and wish you a happy birthday. May you have this day every year, and this day every year..."
Zhao Guanren clapped his hands and shouted loudly. Concubine Long Zi and the little princess stood side by side. At his request, they closed their eyes and clasped their hands together. After making a wish, they both blew out the cake on the table. But just when the two women straightened up, two cold lights appeared.
It shot towards him immediately.
"Cut the cake quickly! Everyone, please sit down..."
Zhao Guanren greeted all the concubines with a stiff smile. All the concubines with some status came over and opened four tables in Yongning Palace. After cutting the cake, he pretended to toast, and mingled among the concubines with a playful smile and sat down, as if no one could see me.
expression.
"King Zhao! Come sit next to me, how do you look like you are sitting there..."
Long Zifei shouted coldly, and Zhao Guanren had to stand up with a bitter look on her face. Before that, Long Zifei rushed into the back room and happened to see the disheveled little princess sitting on the bed holding a dragon bellyband. Naturally, it was Zhao Guanren.
Accidentally left behind.
The aunt and nephew looked at each other and neither of them said anything. Concubine Long Zifei stepped forward and took the dragon bellyband and put it away. Then as if nothing happened, she walked out and greeted everyone to sit down. However, the look she looked at Zhao Guanren was simply
It's like eating people.
"You sit here, I have an empty seat..."
The little princess smiled and raised her hand. They were sitting in the middle of the big round table, with an empty seat on the left and right. Although Long Zifei didn't say anything, she was warning Zhao Guanren with her eyes, "How dare you"
Sit over there and try it!
"Come! Come here, all the beauties, I will perform a trick to cheer everyone up..."
Zhao Guanren squeezed in between his aunt and nephew, picked up the bowls and chopsticks on the table and performed a show of standing chopsticks in the water. He performed a series of tricks that amazed the women who had never seen the world before. After the trick performance was over, he sat down naturally.
Between the aunt and nephew.
"You are so capable, you can take care of everyone..."
Concubine Long Zi took advantage of everyone's chatting and laughing and pinched the flesh of Zhao Guanren's waist. The pain made Zhao Guanren's facial features distorted. As a result, the left side of his waist also hurt. The little princess said in a ferocious voice: "Heartless man!
How dare you lie to me, let's see!"
"King Zhao! Are you sick? You look so ugly..."
A noble concubine asked with concern. Zhao Guanren hissed at the cool air in his mouth, picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, and said with a stiff smile: "Hey, I took the wrong medicine. I have to go back later. It's too late."
It’s not easy to take a taxi, no! It’s too late to leave the palace!”
"Yongning! Why are there two red spots on your neck? How did you get it..."
One of the concubines looked at Yong Ning again. There were two obvious hickeys on Yong Ning's neck, but Concubine Long Zi suddenly shrank her neck and secretly pulled up her collar.
"It's gua sha! I've been feeling a little angry lately..."
Yongning smiled generously, and pinched Zhao Guanren's thigh with his right hand. Concubine Long Zi, who was secretly ashamed and angry, also attacked from the left, only to see Zhao Guanren's whole body twitching in pain, twisting and turning like a monkey spirit.
His expression was constantly changing.
"I'm sorry!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly stood up from the stool and said: "It will get dark soon. I am a grown man and I will be gossiped here. All beauties, big and small, eat slowly. I have to go first!"
"Wait!"
Concubine Long Zi lit a cigarette like a big sister, blew it at him and said: "You can leave if you want! But you have to compose a poem and praise all the beauties here. If you praise it well, I will send someone to send it to you."
Go out, if you don’t praise me well, you’ll have to drink up all the wine here!”
"Zhao Shisheng! Please sing one, don't let us down..."
The little princess stood up with ill intentions, and actually asked people to bring over four tables and sixteen bottles of wine. Tan Qingning said anxiously: "Your Highness! King Zhao drank a lot at noon, and his face didn't look right at this time.
, don’t force him to drink again!”
"how?"
Concubine Long Zi crossed her legs and sneered: "Don't you believe in the literary talent of our great poet? What he wrote
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How many ignorant girls have been fascinated by his poems, and how many women have been deceived into returning home. Don’t worry, he will definitely not let me down!"
"Come one! Come one! Come one..."
The little princess clapped her hands and took the lead in making noises, and the unsuspecting ladies started shouting. It was rare that a flower-picking thief came to the nunnery, and they didn't want to let the little thief leave easily. It was very satisfying to tease him a few times.
"Come here! Get some pen and ink..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly walked to the wall with great courage. The clever palace maid had already taken the pen and ink. He took a writing brush and said loudly: "You beauties in the harem, this poem is written for you. Let's experience the various flavors in it.
!”
"good!"
Dozens of ladies gathered over happily, as if the prostitutes in a brothel had discovered the oiran, their eyes were bright and bright, and some secretly commented on him, saying that he had a perky butt, and that he had thick arms, anyway.
It's lewd.
"Don't try to get away with it..."
Concubine Long Zi walked away from the other girls and strode to the middle. She only saw Zhao Guanren's pen and dragon and snake, and she shook her head and said: "Hibiscus is not as good as beauty's makeup, and the wind from the water palace brings the fragrance of pearls and green. Who can hide the autumn fan with a cry,
The bright moon hangs in the sky waiting for the king!"
"..."
The women in the room suddenly became quiet. No matter what their true character was, when they walked out, they were all dignified and generous harem empresses. Everyone had a few taels of ink in their belly. After they read this poem carefully, all kinds of things really happened in their hearts.
taste.
"Yeah! The words are good..."
Zhao Guanren turned around in a pretentious manner, with a sly expression clearly saying, "None of you have seen it, right? If you haven't seen it, I'm just pretending."
"A piece of "Autumn Grudges in the Harem" is given to all the beauties, each of you can taste it and cherish it..."
Zhao Guanren wrote a big title on the wall, proudly threw down the brush and left. Unexpectedly, he had just stepped out of the door, and suddenly there was a burst of tears behind him.
Many widowed empresses felt so sad that they lay on the table and cried. Women who have never been in the harem cannot understand it at all. The four words "Autumn Grudges in the Harem" simply pierced their hearts.
"Great talent! He is really a great talent..."
Concubine Long Zi burst into tears while looking at the poem. The little princess even stepped forward and gently held her arm, leaning on her shoulder and saying with tears: "Auntie! You always say that others cannot reach us, the royal family. This time, do you think we are too high?
Are you up? You are really lucky for three lifetimes!"
…
"Hiss~ It's so damn cruel, the flesh is even scratched off..."
Zhao Guanren grinned and got into the backyard of the palace. He didn't dare to disturb his wife and concubines with scars all over his body, otherwise it would be difficult to explain if he was found. He could only look for reliable servants in the backyard, but the smell of Chinese medicine was introduced into the bamboo forest.
"Qiu Ning? Aren't you gone? Why are you cooking some medicine..."
Zhao Guanren walked outside the hut in the bamboo forest. Qiu Ning, the "female assassin" who fought with him last night, was squatting at the door of the side room making medicine.
"Ah! The prince is here..."
Qiu Ning hurriedly came out and said with a smile: "I have just come back after finishing my work. There are some things that I have to report to the prince. This medicine is a dehumidification medicine prepared by me. I will give it to Qin Guiren to remove moisture from the body. Long-term use will not only nourish yin and nourish the skin."
, and it’s easier to get pregnant!”
"Do you know medical skills?"
Zhao Guanren looked at her in surprise, Qiu Ning nodded and said with a smile: "I understand! My mother was frail and sick, so I studied medicine and consulted famous doctors, hoping that one day I could completely cure her illness. Over time, I became half a doctor!"
"Go find a servant in front and get some alcohol to disinfect my wounds. Don't tell me I'm back..."
Zhao Guanren ran into the house like a thief. Qiu Ning picked up the medicine jar in confusion. After a while, he took the medicine box and entered the house. He only saw Zhao Guanren sitting in the bedroom, holding a rice bowl and gobbling down the food.
Her leftover food was destroyed.
"Your Majesty! What happened..."
Qiu Ning quickly closed the door and walked over. Zhao Guanren stood burping.
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He stood up and untied his robe to let her see for herself. She immediately covered her mouth and exclaimed.
"Haha~ Which family's eldest lady did you recruit? You must be too cruel..."
Qiu Ning covered her mouth and laughed again. Zhao Guanren's chest and back were scratched a lot, and his waist was also bruised and purple. However, anyone with a little bit of intelligence could see that this was done by a little girl with her claws.
.
"Don't mention it! I recruited a wild cat..."
Zhao Guanren threw down his clothes and sat back on the chair. Qiu Ning had obviously learned new disinfection methods and took out alcohol and cotton swabs and stepped forward to help him disinfect.
"Let me guess..."
Qiu Ning said narrowly: "This is definitely not a married woman. How can anyone here hurt you like this? In addition, they blame you for not coming and deliberately hurt you like this. Moreover, this eldest lady's identity is not simple, otherwise you wouldn't
I will hide from my family!"
"Tsk tsk~"
Zhao Guanren praised: "With your powers of observation and logic, it would be a pity not to go to the Jingdu Guard Field. By the way! How are you discussing with your family? I already mentioned it when you went to court. By then, your family will
The caravan will accompany me on my mission to Kyrgyzstan!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty! I have received the news. The newly established Ministry of Commerce has asked my father to go..."
Qiu Ning knelt between his legs and disinfected his chest. She said with a sad look in her eyes: "I originally wanted to be divorced, but today I was given a letter of divorce, allowing me to leave the Qu family in a dignified manner. Alas, marry into Ningguo.
The whole eight years of the government's work ended in vain!"
"Your ex-husband must have a concubine, why doesn't he have a wife..."
Zhao Guanren looked down at her, and Qiu Ning said helplessly: "The children of the aristocratic family have been exposed to the affairs of men and women for a long time. He was weak and took supplements blindly. When I entered the house, he could no longer function normally. He could do it once in a while, but he did it hastily. He couldn't teach.
She is pregnant!"
"Oh! It turns out that you are a widow, and he should give you this dignity..."
Zhao Guanren picked up a cigarette and lit it, Qiu Ning helped him blow the wound very considerately, for fear that the alcohol would hurt him, but this gesture was too ambiguous, Qiu Ning blushed in surprise, straightened up and screamed
Said: "You, are you injured on your leg?"
"I'll do the work on my legs myself, and you go get the pen and paper..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and sat in front of the desk. Qiu Ning obediently picked up the things. After getting the paper and pen, he quickly took the clothes and helped him put them on. He asked in a low voice: "Your Highness! Are you... going to rest here tonight?
, do you want me to scrub you?"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren put down his pen and said with a smile: "Do you want me to sleep here? To be honest, it doesn't matter?"
"I... think about it but don't want to..."
Qiu Ning wrung her fingers and muttered: "To be honest, it's a bit dirty. You are a noble person in our family. Everyone in the family hopes that I can be your concubine. I also have this plan myself, but after all, I just left, so I turned around and followed
If you sleep together, I feel a little uncomfortable!"
“Straightforward!”
Zhao Guanren nodded and smiled: "Do you love your ex-husband? Do you think I'm handsome?"
"Handsome! He's really good-looking and mighty, but he looks a little weird without hair..."
Qiu Ning bit her red lips and said, "My ex-husband didn't treat me well. He blamed me for not being able to do anything for me. He beat and scolded me at every turn. He had already written a divorce letter, saying that I disliked poverty and loved wealth, and couldn't have children.
, my father-in-law forced him to change it to He Lishu, and he... even slapped me!"
"It seems that Mr. Ning Guo gave birth to three idiot sons, and none of them are smart..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You can find a room to sleep in. I can't be discovered by the ladies tonight, otherwise I will be caught and questioned again. You don't have to be my concubine. Use your abilities to your advantage, and you will definitely have a great future."
Remarkable feat!”
"Thank you for your consideration, Your Majesty. You are a gentleman..."
Qiu Ning excitedly picked up her clothes and ran out. Zhao Guanren quickly picked up the alcohol and cotton swabs, but as soon as he took off his pants, he took a breath and cursed sadly: "You little bitch! I'm arresting everyone here, and you want to
I am practicing in seclusion. If I touch any of your Chen family women again, I will be like a dog!"