"Shunji, Changtai" All the four countries attach great importance to the Spring Festival. Even if the two armies confront each other in front of the battlefield, they have to put down their swords and guns and wait until the New Year is over before fighting. In Dashun Kyoto, every family is decorated, and there is an endless stream of dragon and lion dance teams on the streets.
, celebrating the New Year all night long.
However, this year's capital city is more lively than usual. The dignitaries and their beautiful daughters are like "catching a son-in-law under the ranking". They "accidentally encounter" the rejuvenated Master Guoci all over the city. Master Guoci's brand name is no weaker than that of Prince Jiao.
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"Yoho~hahaha..."
The little princess was running around in the courtyard, chasing the teenagers with flying monkeys to explode. Most of the girls in Prince Zhao's palace were the same age as her. The little princess's brothers and sisters were all here too. There was no distinction between seniority and inferiority for those who celebrated the New Year.
Boys and girls played wildly in the yard.
"Sit, sit, sit! Everyone, sit down wherever you want and let the stove start burning..."
Bian Xianglan is the commander-in-chief in the big garden. All the relatives of the female family members came to have New Year's Eve dinner. The entire garden was surrounded by canvas to protect from the wind. Dozens of tables were set up in different areas. The sky was filled with festive red lanterns.
A big stage was also set up.
"Your Majesty! This is the gift book and list drawn up by the Ministry of Rites. Please take a look..."
Song Chizhu was sitting in the greenhouse in the garden, surrounded by more than 20 civil servants and military generals. Almost half of the high-ranking officials in the court came to celebrate the New Year, not to flatter Zhao Guanren, but just to have a look.
The demeanor of Mr. Guo Ci when he was young.
"Don't show me these messy gifts. I can't even understand them..."
Zhao Guanren threw the gift book back and opened it to read with Qiu Ning behind him. However, an official asked: "Your Highness! The grandson of the Emperor of Ji named Princess Yongning, why did he bring two more princesses?
Do you want to have more relationships?"
"It's not a big deal if the goods are not right. Let people have more choices to choose from, so they don't have to go back and forth..."
Zhao Guanren lied seriously, and just as Concubine Long Zi came in with her people, the ministers quickly stood up and saluted. Concubine Long Zi was naturally a Corporal of Li Xian, and these people were all her supporters, so they took this opportunity to gather openly.
"King Zhao! Master Guoci hasn't come yet..."
Concubine Long Zi sat by the fire with a smile. Zhao Guanren looked at the watch on his wrist and said: "The old guy went out to pick up girls in a pair of underpants and didn't even have a coin on him. Unless he reveals his identity, he is not looking for a girl."
A village girl is just a bachelor!"
"Pfft~"
A group of people were holding back their laughter and trembling, but not long after chatting, Yu Niang ran in and shouted: "Master! Master Guo Ci is here, bringing a few... some strange women, shouting for you to go out to greet them
, look at what he is capable of!"
"Let's go! See how good he is at flirting with girls..."
Zhao Guanren walked out with a smile, and everyone followed curiously. When they came to the front yard and took a look, they saw Guo Ci wearing a man's outer robe, a mink fur cloak, a purple gold crown on his head, and a gold medal on his thumb.
The big solid gold thumb ring looks impressive.
"Little trumpet! Let's see how brother and I are doing with these concubines..."
Guo Ci pointed behind her in an arrogant manner, and saw a pretty young woman in rich clothes, with two deft maids standing behind her. All three of them were adorned with jewelry and heavy makeup. Suddenly, a large number of princes and high-ranking officials were pinched in panic.
Waist salute.
"..."
The ministers and Concubine Long Zi were all a little dumbfounded. Anyone with a little bit of vision could see that these were clearly three brothel girls. They had the smell of prostitution that couldn't be washed away, and their experience couldn't escape the detection of peach blossom eyes. The young woman in the lead
He is already a veteran of killing thousands of people.
"Haha~ You really have a unique vision. Please take the three ladies to the side hall for tea..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and waved forward, pulling Guo Ci aside, and asked in a low voice: "Did you let them keep them, or did you redeem them? You brought three kiln sisters to the New Year's Eve dinner, what do you think?"
Will it be the biggest joke next year?”
"I am taking a concubine, not a wife..."
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Guo Ci said in a serious tone: "I would rather marry a prostitute than a prostitute. She has already redeemed herself and become a good person. She met me at Yuxian Bridge and we had a very pleasant conversation. Seeing that I was very talented but had nothing to show for it, she spent her own money to buy something for me."
What's wrong with this outfit?"
"You can pull it down, these belts are not fastened, how can you be so good..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "You haven't flirted with a girl in hundreds of years, right? If you go out with your big arms and don't reveal your identity, there are only two endings, either a good prostitute or an amorous widow. Even if you want to be a door-to-door son-in-law, you can't do it in three days."
If we can’t do it, times have changed long ago!”
"Oh~ don't mention it, the atmosphere is too bad..."
Guo Ci raised his head and lamented: "I went to the county to find a man based on my ability. Now the girl's family is very generous. She can choose a husband by herself. But as soon as she came up, she asked me how much I earn per month and whether I have a house or land.
As soon as I say something like the breeze on my sleeves, I will leave in shame!"
"Have you ever thought about why Zhao Ziqiang, who is known as the killer of wives, is not the killer of girls..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Sixty percent of his prey are wives, 30% are husbands, and only 10% are innocent girls. If you ask him to go shirtless and pick up a young lady, he won't be able to do it in three days. Even if he hooks up with you,
Marrying a wife is a completely different process, please figure it out!"
"Why?"
"A wife just wants to be greedy. She just needs to be handsome and strong. It's best to have a quick fight..."
Zhao Guanren said: "But Miss Qingbai is here to get married. They have to observe your character and consider your development first, and then contact other candidates. It can be done in half a month, unless you tell me that you are a big shot."
If the master is so kind, I will definitely give you the favor!"
"Yes! I actually ignored this matter..."
Guo Ci slammed his hands and said: "I only watched Zhao Ziqiang being the groom every night, but I didn't notice that most of them were married women. Later, he also relied on his wealth and fame to seduce the young ladies. It seems that he has a breeze in his sleeves."
It’s really hard to flirt with girls!”
"Of course it's difficult to find it in the city. There are a few wealthy families who are not snobbish..."
Zhao Guanren put his arm around his shoulders and said with a smile: "After the Chinese New Year, we will go north to Kyrgyzstan. Along the way, there will be beautiful village girls, and there will be a lot of nurses accompanying us. From now on, you will teach me how to practice Qi and martial arts, and I will teach you how to pick up girls."
, let’s compare notes and discuss with each other, are you interested?”
"You still need me to teach you how to refine your qi? Didn't Zhao Ziqiang teach you..."
Guo Ci pinched his wrist, injected Xuan Qi to explore, and said in surprise: "How did you refine Qi? The sea of thunder and lightning has been formed, which can accommodate the Qi of heaven and earth, but the Qi gate is like a kitten peeing.
You can't replenish your Dantian even if you practice like this for a lifetime!"
"Because I only know the first three chapters of the exercises..."
Zhao Guanren said: "I lost the jade tube that Zhao Ziqiang gave me. After I found the folk version of "Thunderbolt and Lightning Will Kill You," I found that it had been tampered with from the fourth chapter. Tell me honestly, Zhao Ziqiang's unique skills
Did you change it?"
"Hmph~ It's me..."
Guo Ci smiled proudly and said: "In order to make him stink, I changed his skills into something harmful, so that everyone would hate him and scold him, but it doesn't matter now, I can teach you real skills.
Kung Fu, but you also have to teach me how to flirt with girls!"
"As a qualified veteran driver, I must pass on the incense..."
Zhao Guanren hugged him affectionately and walked back. Everyone looked strange when they saw his cunning and cunning expression, but he said loudly: "Seventeen! After the New Year, my brother Ci will go to Jiguo with me. You can
Just stay in Beijing and supervise the country with peace of mind!"
"Really! This is really great..."
Concubine Long Zi came over with a smile, but Guo Ci raised her hand and said: "I know! Xiaoxiao wants to trick me into being his bodyguard. Gay San likes little fresh meat like him the most, but now that I have returned to secular life, please
Call me...Jia Baoyu!"
"Isn't it?"
Zhao Guanren is not angry
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He said: "Why don't you call me Jia Nailiang? You don't look like Jia Baoyu. Please show some respect, my master!"
"How is Jia Baoyu?"
The group of people had blank faces. Only Guo Ci coughed lightly and said: "Eight generations of my ancestors have been named Jia, so why should I be shameless? Of course! My surname is Jia, with the courtesy name Baoyu, and my scientific name comes from a legendary allusion... Jia
It’s true, the white jade is as good as the gold of the palace!”
"Oh! The master's scientific name should be Jia Yutang, what a good name..."
Song Chizhu quickly raised his hands and laughed, but Zhao Guanren suddenly said: "What kind of understanding do you have? I've already said that, Jia Bujia, his scientific name is Jia Bujia!"
"..."
Everyone was collectively confused, what kind of name is this.
Guo Ci said seriously: "The name is just a title. You should call me Brother Baoyu. Master calls me old. Let's go, let's go! Eat, eat!"
"Brother Baoyu! Please first..."
Everyone crowded forward happily. Zhao Guanren asked Yu Niang to get a few hundred taels of silver and sent away several brothel girls. No matter how hard they said, they couldn't get on the stage, including Dong Mingqi, one of the four famous prostitutes.
I can only eat with my servants.
"Small speaker! Seventeen! You two come in with me..."
Jia Bujiu walked into the garden pavilion with his hands behind his back. Concubine Long Zi followed and poured tea for the two of them with her own hands. Zhao Guanren handed over a cigarette and asked: "Brother Liang! Who is the third gay you are talking about? The Emperor of Ji."
Is it a fart?"
"Bah~ I knew you would call me Jia Nailiang. You master and disciple are really the same as each other..."
Jia Bujia rolled his eyes at him and said: "Gay San is not the little emperor of Kyrgyzstan, but their country-protecting mage Kshatriya. Kshatriya is not much younger than me. He looks like Indian Asan, and he is also gay.
, your master keeps calling him Gay San!"
Zhao Guanren asked again: "It shouldn't be a problem for you to hit him, right?"
"have no idea!"
Jia Bujie shook his head and said: "Actually, I have never had any fight with the gay man. Back then, your master beat him up and asked me to explode his anus with a bamboo pole. People thought he was no match for me, and he was not
The real ruthless character of Kyrgyzstan!"
"oh?"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "Is there a more ruthless grand master in Jiguo? Hong Luan should be your defeated general!"
"The most ruthless grand master kills people without using a knife..."
Jia Bujia poked his chest and said: "If I hadn't sneaked into the Jiguo camp and wounded Hongluan, the Jiguo cavalry would have broken through the pass and entered the hinterland of Dashun. Hongluan would be the uncrowned queen of the Jiguo, faggot.
I have to kowtow to her every three times I see her!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren picked up the teacup and said with a smile: "I thought Hongluan was a beauty, but she turned out to be an old witch. She must be from the same era as you!"
"It seems that you really don't know anything about it. Zhao Ziqiang must have tricked you..."
After Jia Bujia lit up the cigarette, he smiled evilly and said: "History will not repeat itself, but it is always surprisingly similar. More than 150 years ago, the seventh princess of the Jin Kingdom gave birth to an illegitimate son who became the founding emperor of Daji.
His biological father’s name is… Zhao Ziqiang!”
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren squirted out a mouthful of tea, all over Concubine Long Zi's face. However, Concubine Long Zi was not annoyed. Instead, she was dumbfounded along with him and said in shock: "Could it be that the Daji Royal Family is his master's family?"
"Why did Ji Guo suddenly compromise and why did he name him to be the Prince Consort..."
Jia Bujie blew out a stream of smoke and said with a smile: "Hongluan was the female guard of the Seventh Princess back then. She recognized Zhao Ziqiang's best skill at inviting gods, so she retreated hundreds of miles, made a truce, and waited for you to see Hongluan.
At this time, according to the rules, you have to call her...little mistress!"
"Danglang~"
The tea cup in Zhao Guanren's hand fell to the ground, and he was completely confused and dumbfounded, but Jia Bujia patted his arm again and said with a smile: "I'm afraid you've come to the wrong country, little trumpet!"