A firework exploded in the air, lighting up the sky. At the same time, the guests in the courtyard also cheered in unison. The actors on the stage were still performing hard, and the naughty children were running around, looking happy.
Only the atmosphere in the warm pavilion was strange.
"Do you think history is surprisingly similar..."
Jia Bujia pointed at Concubine Long Zi's belly and said with a smile: "Back then, Zhao Ziqiang was so powerful in the Kingdom of Jin. The Seventh Princess, who was already a married woman, had an affair with him and gave birth to a child. The mother and son used the foundation he left behind to single-handedly overthrow the Great Jin Empire.
Although the Seventh Princess is not old, she can still smile!"
Zhao Guanren said strangely: "Are you sure he is Zhao Ziqiang's son?"
"Haha~ Zhao Ziqiang watched his birth with his own eyes, could he make a mistake about his son..."
Jia Bu said with a fake smile: "The seventh princess was still a virgin back then, and the useless prince-in-law has never slept with her in his life. Zhao Ziqiang is more straightforward than you. He directly said that the Kingdom of Jin must change its dynasty and asked the seventh princess to give him a son to be the emperor. The seventh princess
I slept with him that night!”
"Where's Hongluan?"
Concubine Long Zi asked hurriedly.
"Hongluan was as powerful as the Seventh Princess Shuiling back then. How could Zhao Ziqiang let her go..."
Jia Bujie said: "The emperor of Ji State took his mother's surname Ye, and Hongluan's children also took her surname Yuan. General Yuan Shichu of Qilin is her great-grandson and is a blood relative of the current emperor. But this is a scandal after all. People who know about it have already
There are not many left, only the legitimate sons of two families!"
"I know why you want to help Dashun, because you hate Zhao Ziqiang..."
Zhao Guanren said: "You didn't want his descendants to dominate the world, so you helped Dashun Taizu raise an army to rebel. After destroying the former Ming Dynasty, he fought a battle with the Ji Kingdom and captured the Bashan Spirit Pagoda in one fell swoop, trying to find the secret of Zhao Ziqiang's immortality.
Secret, right?"
"That's right! I even wanted to destroy the Ji Kingdom in one fell swoop, but I didn't find anything in the pagoda..."
Jia Bujia said sadly: "Actually, Zhao Ziqiang is not his real name. His true body has been destroyed long ago. He took away an earthling named Zhao Ziqiang and used his body to start over, and then he developed the ability to reach the sky."
!”
"Earth?"
Concubine Long Zi tilted her head and asked: "Is the earth the place where immortals live? Is that where you can cultivate to become an immortal?"
"Zhao Ziqiang said that everyone there is a half-immortal, but they have to rely on external help..."
Jia Bujia said: "Zhao Ziqiang was born in the Kingdom of Jin. He met an old immortal in Bashan and led him to the world of immortal cultivation. Later, he was hunted down and fled to the earth. After revenge, he returned to his hometown and left behind
It took several Xuan Qi techniques to lead to the situation we are in today!"
"The secret book of "Killing Your Life" should be in the hands of Ji Guo, but you are the only one who knows the original version..."
Zhao Guanren stared at him and said: "This shows that you and Zhao Ziqiang used to have a very good relationship. You learned your current cultivation from him. Is it because of a quarrel with a woman?"
"I was originally a scholar, and my childhood sweetheart was the eldest daughter of the Pan family. I made a private decision to marry her as soon as I could get my fame..."
Jia Bujie said in despair: "However, I have limited knowledge and a poor family. When I was desperate, I met Zhao Ziqiang. He stole chickens in my yard. After he broke it, he said he would take me to make a fortune, but in the end he ate them all.
My chickens are still living in my house!”
"Ugh~ That animal..."
Jia Buji shed two lines of tears and said in a sob: "He left a secret book for me to practice stupidly. He is causing trouble to the village every day. He goes to other people's houses to eat meat and sleeps with other people's wives. Even my widowed sister-in-law
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I didn’t let him go, and in the end I killed all the eldest ladies of my Pan family!”
"ah?"
Concubine Long Zi covered her mouth and said in shock: "This is too much, no wonder you hate him!"
"One night he took me secretly into Pan's house. I will never forget that scene in my life..."
Jia Bujia said with tears: "My virtuous and virtuous Miss Pan acted like a bitch when she met him. She let him slap her butt and tease him casually, shaking her head and wagging her buttocks with great joy. Later he said that Miss Pan was just a bitch.
Bitch, sleeping with her will make me realize the reality and follow him to do great things!"
Zhao Guanren said: "This shouldn't be the key, just the seeds of hatred, right?"
"Yes! I can tolerate Miss Pan's tone because I want to stand out..."
Jia Bujia said: "I followed him for eight years, and then I fell in love with a woman...Hongluan! But he knew that Hongluan and I were in love, so he recruited Hongluan to sleep with him, and it made things worse.
Hong Luan's belly, that time I completely broke with him!"
Concubine Long Zi was surprised: "So you and Hong Luan still have this story?"
"I'm stupid! It took me thirty years of thinking to realize that they are not my women at all..."
Jia Bujia smiled miserably and said: "After I chopped Hongluan, she finally admitted to me that she deliberately seduced me to help her master get close to Zhao Ziqiang. Later I went back to find Miss Pan, and she said... Zhao Ziqiang
I paid to sleep with her, ten taels a time! Ten taels!"
Jia Bujia lay on the table and burst into tears. He couldn't help crying. Long Zifei quickly patted his shoulder to comfort him, but she really didn't know what to say.
"This is called a scumbag, Zhao Ziqiang is really good for you, but it's a pity that you can't see through it..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "You remember the first rule of the "Laws of Veteran Drivers", those who take the kidneys should not follow the heart, and those who take the heart should take the kidneys first. Over time, you can see people's hearts, and you will know the depth after taking off your clothes. You dare not even sleep.
Don’t worry, the gods won’t be able to save you even if they come!”
"What? Tell me the "Laws of Veteran Drivers" again..."
Jia Bujiu suddenly jumped up and said sadly: "Zhao Ziqiang always said that I am a lover, but I don't want to be a lover. I have been enlightened all my life and have never understood what I did wrong. I am a monk.
The woman is heartbroken and is really scared of being hurt!"
"If you want to enter a woman's heart, you must first enter her body. The body cannot lie..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at Concubine Long Zi and said: "If she loves you, she will hug you hard, take the initiative to kiss you, and hum hum shyly with a nasal voice. If she doesn't love you, she will push you and hum in her mouth."
The one who screams in pain may not be a virgin, but the one who screams in pleasure must be a bitch!”
"Oh~ I see..."
Jia Bujia looked at him with astonishment and admiration: "If Zhao Ziqiang teaches me by words and deeds like you, I won't have to suffer for most of my life. What if I meet someone with superb acting skills?"
"Make the key points! As time goes by, people's hearts will be revealed..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "No matter how good the actress is, there will be times when she is disconnected, and no matter how awesome the veteran driver is, there will be times when the car overturns. Only by doing more, watching more, learning more and practicing more can you survive in the film.
Ye Buzhen!"
"Old driver!"
Concubine Long Zi suddenly touched her belly and smiled: "Based on your experience, which one does this king belong to?"
"You have been self-taught for a long time..."
Zhao Guanren said with disdain: "You take my kidney first, and then you win my heart. If you don't win, you carry the child in your arms and make trouble. You use all the tricks you can, but what you want is not my heart, so we can't leave."
The kidneys can’t move either
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If you don’t understand, we can only be regarded as a one-time partner!”
"Hmph~"
Concubine Long Zi said angrily: "How do you know I don't want it if you don't give it to me? But I won't give my heart to you either. I will use it all for your sons. They are the only goals I strive for in this life!"
"Seventeen! You are more ruthless than the Seventh Princess. The Seventh Princess never dared to yell at Zhao Ziqiang..."
Jia Bujia leaned back on the chair and said: "Little trumpet! Hongluan knows very well how powerful Zhao Ziqiang is. Even if she misses Zhao Ziqiang's old love, an era has passed and she may not be able to control the children of Jiguo. Your trip to Jiguo
I’m afraid there will be many dangers!”
"master!"
Concubine Long Zi frowned and said, "You mean, there are people in Ji State who don't want King Zhao to live?"
"This is inevitable. Zhao Ziqiang is not an ancestor to the Ji royal family, but a nightmare..."
Jia Bujia said: "Xiao Xiaoxiao came to the wrong place. He helped Dashun reorganize the country. In their eyes, he came to overthrow the Daji Dynasty. They will definitely test it first. If it is feasible, they will definitely eradicate it. Hong Luan wants to protect his children and grandchildren.
Wealth and honor may turn against you!"
"Actually, their idea is right. I also know why Zhao Ziqiang failed..."
Zhao Guanren said sternly: "He has many children and grandchildren in the country of Ji, so naturally he can't be ruthless. And he asked me to come here without telling the truth. There must be family ties, which hindered his decision-making, but it doesn't matter to me, an outsider!"
"That makes sense. The problem lies with Ji Guo..."
Jia Bujie said: "But you should make more preparations. Although I have returned to my old age, my cultivation is not as good as before. I can only control a red Luan. I have no confidence in defeating him, and Ji Guo's
There are more masters than Dashun!"
"If you can't beat me, just run away..."
Zhao Guanren spread his hands and said with a smile: "I am a person who can go home with just a slap on the butt. I can't help them if they really want to die. Anyway, let's celebrate the New Year in peace tonight. Don't be idle anymore. Hurry up and practice."
Just don’t attack my girl!"
"You misunderstood me..."
Jia Bujie stood up and said: "I am not a casual person. I just want to have a simple and sincere love to make up for the missing part of the beauty in my heart. Otherwise, if I don't have the kind of woman I want, how can I stay clean for more than a hundred years?"
!”
"I'll go! You are a century-old virgin, so you have to start having sex as soon as possible..."
Zhao Guanren pushed him out, turned around and saw Concubine Long Zi standing by the window, looking at the colorful fireworks in the sky, putting her hands in her pockets and asking: "If I don't want to be the emperor, but just want to be an ordinary woman,
Will you... marry me?"
"No! Your breasts are too small, it's boring..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the bedside with a smile. Unexpectedly, Concubine Long Zi actually pursed her lips and said: "It's too small. What's the use of being so big? I know you like me. That time you hugged me and kissed me hard."
Me, that was my... first kiss!"
"You have pregnancy syndrome, why have you suddenly become such a girl..."
Zhao Guanren quickly touched her head, and Long Zifei hugged his neck suddenly, looked at him with big watery eyes, and said emotionally: "On the New Year's Eve, there is no big or small. Tonight, I am just a girl. I just want to
Be with the person you like...kiss!"
Concubine Long Zizhen stood on tiptoes and kissed him on the mouth. Zhao Guanren did not push her away anymore, but pressed her against the window pillar and kissed her back passionately. Concubine Long Zizhen hugged his head hard, closed her eyes and said with a bad smile: "
Old driver! This time I have won your heart, hee hee~"