The country of Ji has many habits of the grassland tribes. For example, when having a banquet, they sit on the floor, each person has a desk. The civil and military officials are arranged on both sides of the hall, divided into six rows according to their respective grades. Emperor Jiwu sits alone on a small high platform in the middle.
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"Sir! Do you think this red wine is okay..."
Zhao Guanren was studying a fruit he had never seen before. A Hu tribe maid came over with red wine. She knelt down beside him delicately and held the red wine in front of him with a white towel. He subconsciously said: "Here comes a bottle of 82 years old."
Let the emperor pay for Lafite!"
"This is the 1982 Lafite, produced by Chateau Luochai..."
The maid tilted her head cutely. Zhao Guanren looked up in shock. He saw a group of Hu ethnic maids all wearing maid uniforms. Lafite was also a naked Lafite. The only thing he could see written on the porcelain bottle with a brush was - Lafite from 1982.
Xihe Town Luochai Winery pays tribute!
"I've learned a lot today..."
Zhao Guanren held up the porcelain bottle of red wine with a curious expression on his face and asked: "Why is it called Luochai Winery? This winery must be hundreds of years old, right?"
"Yes!"
The maid smiled and said: "Luochai Winery is a century-old brand that has been around since the previous dynasty. Drinking red wine, eating steak and appreciating the maids is their slogan. Because the founder's surname is Luo and he was born in Chaifu, it is called Luochai Winery."
, Lafite is the name of one of his concubines!”
"Perfect! The prosperous Rothschild family, sober up..."
Zhao Guanren returned the wine to her dumbfounded. The maid opened the wine very professionally, tasted the wine and sobered up. The three princesses were stunned by a series of tricks. They were all sitting in the first row as VIPs, and the emperor's grandson was sitting next to them.
Opposite him, he stared at Yongning in a daze.
"What are you looking at? It's so disgusting..."
Yong Ning frowned in disgust, and the prince quickly kicked his son. The emperor's grandson wiped his saliva in embarrassment, but there was an irritable woman opposite, who was Zhao Guanren's cheap fiancée.
"Come! Everyone..."
Emperor Jiwu raised the tall glass, sat behind the long desk and said loudly: "The first glass is to our distinguished guests from Shunguo who have come from afar, thank them for bringing friendship, the second glass is to my virtuous son-in-law Zhao Yunxuan, thank you
For his contribution to our good fortune, I would like to express my third cup of congratulations to our two countries for their everlasting friendship and peaceful coexistence!"
"What? Three drinks in a row..."
The people of the Shun country were all shocked. No matter how low the alcohol content of the wine was, they couldn't bear to drink it like this. But as soon as they finished speaking, the people of the Yinji country stood up one after another. Regardless of whether they were men or women, they all raised their heads and killed them boldly. Even Emperor Renfu was no exception, as if nothing happened.
Drink a full glass.
"Isn't it? You can't go out lying down after drinking so much..."
Zhao Guanren was dumbfounded when he held up the wine glass, but the prince smiled and said: "It's just red wine. If you come to our prairie, you will have three bowls of highland barley wine when you sit down. Besides, the rules of our Daji country are that if the guest does not drink, the host will not accompany him."
Okay, except for the girl’s house!”
"My mother! I have to sleep all day tomorrow..."
Song Zizhu grinned and shook his head, and had no choice but to bite the bullet with the officials of the Ministry of Rites. Zhao Guanren did the same. He downed three large glasses of red wine in a row, and the whole bottle of red wine was reimbursed. Zhao Guanren immediately felt that he was drunk.
"Brother Shunguo is doing well too. Let's have three more..."
A fierce general from the prairie came out with a big belly. The people of Shunguo only regretted that they did not bring a strong general with them, but they did not want to lose the face of Shunguo. Five or six people could only play tricks and drink at the same time. They even rode horses without drinking, and drank without riding horses.
All the excuses came out.
"I can't! If you take anti-inflammatory drugs for urinary tract infection, drinking too much alcohol will kill you..."
Zhao Guanren also kept cheating. If the other party got into a round-robin battle, he would have to drink it on the spot. He couldn't get away with it, so he just stared at the person doing it, spitting into the napkin while drinking, and forced the cowhide
The noisy grassland warrior vomited.
"Useless things, drag them out and come back again..."
General Qilin came up to offer a toast in person, but Zhao Guanren had already laid down and was embarrassed to come to him for a drink again. As a result, the left minister of the Ministry of Rites suddenly made a "wow" sound, and a long dragon spewed out of his mouth, and he lay on the ground and vomited wildly.
"oh!!!"
The civil and military officials of the Ji Kingdom instantly cheered, and even Emperor Ji Wu jumped up and applauded. But just when the people of the Shun Kingdom felt that they were bullying others, four sexy prairie girls suddenly ran out, sang and danced around Zuo Shilang, and finally carried him out together.
"My lords, our prairie girl is very hot..."
General Qilin said with a smile: "This is the rule on our grassland. When the distinguished guest drinks and lies down, the female family members will stay with him for the night. These four are my concubines just now. If you want to sleep with the girl, drink. The more you drink, the more you will sleep. Come again."
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"Then can I drink with the Emperor?"
Song Zhizhu looked at Emperor Jiwu out of nowhere, and Emperor Jiwu laughed boldly and said: "You want to sleep with my concubine, right? I am not a stingy person, and I can't let you look down on me. As long as you spit out a yellow dragon,
I will send four concubines to sleep with you!"
"Your Majesty! I would like to offer you a bottle..."
Song was also on top of the pig, and he jumped up suddenly and started fucking with his head. His sober colleagues originally wanted to persuade him, but the people of Ji country laughed loudly, and they realized that it was a true custom, and the emperor would not let the queen or concubine serve.
Go to bed, he doesn't care about the other concubines at all.
"Emperor Taisun! You don't seem to be able to drink well..."
Yongning didn't know what his intention was, but he actually walked up to the emperor's grandson with a wine glass and touched his wine glass lightly.
"sorry!"
The emperor's grandson stood up as if flattered, picked up the wine glass with both hands and said, "Princess! I am indeed not good at drinking, but as long as you let me drink, I will drink as much as I want!"
"Just one drink! Wish us a happy reunion..."
Yongning smiled and winked. The emperor's grandson probably didn't even hear what she said. He looked ecstatic and drank the wine without hesitation. Yongning only drank half the glass and turned away.
"Good son-in-law! Let me have a drink with you..."
The empress dragged her phoenix robe and walked out in person. It was absolutely impossible to leave it in Dashun, but Ye Jier was right. The empress was a beauty of a generation. She was as beautiful as a big girl in her forties.
, looks like the eldest sister of Sandi Ji.
"Mother-in-law! If my son-in-law vomits after drinking this cup, you have to ask my wife to accompany me..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and winked at Sandiji. Unexpectedly, Sandiji suddenly slammed the table and said angrily: "You polite scum have the nerve to call me wife. You keep saying that she is a master of plagiarism. Do you dare to talk to Baozhai layman?"
Confronted in court?”
"shut up!"
Emperor Jiwu suddenly shouted angrily: "I've been so pampered on you, but you dare to talk nonsense on such occasions without apologizing to your husband. Otherwise, I will tear down your shabby flower beds and not even leave a single blade of grass for you."
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"Even if you tear apart my bones, I still have to say today..."
The Third Emperor Ji rushed out angrily, pointed at Zhao Guanren in public and said: "This man is a deceitful person who plagiarizes other people's poems to gain a good reputation for himself. I have already called the Baozhai layman here. If you are a man, just treat him as a man."
Confrontation
quality!"
"Bastard! Drag her out..."
Emperor Jiwu smashed his wine glass in anger, but Zhao Guanren raised his hand and said with a smile: "Master-in-law! It's normal for a young daughter-in-law to lose her temper, let alone a rich man. But if I can prove that the so-called Baozhai layman is plagiarizing
, how are you doing, little wife?"
"This is what you said..."
Sandiji said loudly: "If you can prove that you did not plagiarize, I will kowtow to you and admit your mistake. From now on, I will serve you tea, pour water, make the bed and fold the quilt, and I will do all your bidding. But if you can't prove it, please break off the engagement in front of me."
Don’t ever pester me!”
"No problem! Invite Master Baozhai to come..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and sat on the desk. Sandiji confidently ran out to call for people. The scene suddenly became cold and everyone sat back in their seats.
"Yunxuan!"
Emperor Jiwu sat back and said: "My daughter is really spoiled by me. Don't look at her in her twenties. Her mind is just that of a little girl. Don't be as knowledgeable as her. Wait until she gives you a baby and becomes a mother."
You will be sensible from now on!"
"Yes! Qingqing is not sensible, so I have to apologize for my mother..."
The queen raised her head helplessly and drank a drink. Zhao Guanren also responded generously, but Hongluan asked again: "Yunxuan! Didn't you say that the talented scholar made a fuss with you and was impressed by your talent?"
,Why did Miss Qing come to question you again?"
"nothing!"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "My parents arranged the marriage, and I am a stranger. Naturally, she does not want to marry me, but I understand her mood!"
"I don't need you to understand, as long as you dare to act..."
Sandiji suddenly jumped in from outside the palace, with a posture of "I want you to look good", and everyone looked curiously outside the palace.
Just look at a thin black man in his thirties, wearing a sexy pink robe and a pink hat of the same color on his head, with two swaying little wings trailing behind the hat, like an opera singer, swaying
He strode in holding a paper fan.
"Who said that I plagiarized? Please show it..."
The handsome man looked around arrogantly, and suddenly met Zhao Guanren's eyes, who was gargling red wine. The two of them bulged their eyes like toads, opened their mouths, and Zhao Guanren made a "pop" sound, clearing his mouth.
The red wine spurted out.
"Damn it! Why are you here..."
Zhao Guanren jumped up like a spring. Unexpectedly, the handsome man actually shouted excitedly, rushed up and hugged him, and shouted excitedly: "Boss! I have finally found you. I am truly worthy of the emperor."
You're such a caring person, it's so hard for me to find you!"
"you……"
The Third Emperor Ji pointed at the two of them in stunned silence, and everyone in the hall was also dumbfounded. How could they hug each other so easily? Zhao Guanren's expression was also very excited.
"Haha~"
Emperor Jiwu laughed heartily and said: "Daughter! You also said that others plagiarized and plagiarized. They are friends to begin with, okay? Only they themselves know who copied whom!"
"Mr. Baozhai!"
Sandiji said angrily: "Explain to me what is going on. Didn't you say that the poems were all your original works? Don't you know Zhao Yunxuan?"
"That's wrong!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly woke up and suddenly grabbed Lu Datou and walked out of the hall. When he reached the corner, he asked in surprise: "Datou! Why did you appear this year? You should be in the first year of Tianqi. Could it be?
Say...the Year of Apocalypse won’t happen this year?”