"Laoleng is flying in the blue sky, and I am looking at Bianjing from the northeast..."
The highly imitated Captain Jack Sparrow smells like Northeastern big dirt, and sings and twists in the passenger seat while wearing sunglasses. The fake foreigner Zhao Guanren driving the car does the same, wearing sunglasses and humming while shaking his head, but their sunglasses are projected onto the night vision screen.
, the lights are as bright as daytime without driving.
"Oh! It's so nice to go back to Earth once in a while..."
Lu Datou turned off the music on his mobile phone, lit up two cigarettes, took out one, and said with a lewd smile: "You said that if I, a high-end imitation version of Depp, meet some college student crushes, it shouldn't be a problem to get a few free cigarettes, right?"
, then my trip is a beauty hunting trip!"
"What's the point of a little girl? To be a man, you must have a strong character. Isn't she attractive as an actress, policewoman, model, executive..."
"Why didn't you mention the stewardess? Isn't the stewardess your favorite..."
"Believe me! Foreign flight attendants are all old ladies, and it's not pleasant to stir up a big vat with a mop..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and shook his head, and Lu Datou immediately started to discuss it excitedly. The two burst into laughter from time to time. It was the female fly who served as the mistress of the dung beetle - they had the same odor! These two people had no idea what it meant to be together.
Lonely and dangerous.
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"I'm a little hungry. Why don't you find a place to have some late-night snacks? I'll open it..."
It was now past eleven o'clock in the middle of the night in Lu Da's hair. Even if you shoot a gun on the Australian highway, you can't hit any ghosts. The surrounding area is so empty that except for the stone mountain, it is a wasteland. There are few cars, few people, and few living corpses. Only various corpse-shaped animals are everywhere.
But he guided Zhao Guanren to drive and discovered the danger in time.
"We need to find a gas station. This old car consumes too much gas..."
Zhao Guanren clicked twice on the car navigation system. He was still half way to his destination, but the nearest gas station was only a few kilometers away. He turned and drove onto a small road. The surrounding area was so flat that he could see things hundreds of meters away. There was no need to use it at all.
Worried about being attacked by zombies.
"It seems to be a small village, there must be a lot of sheep..."
Lu Datou lightly tapped his sunglasses to enlarge the image, and saw a huge sheep statue in the distance. Next to the statue was a gas station. There were hundreds of houses in sight, and almost every house had its own independent
courtyard.
"This is not a village. A town of this size is already very big abroad..."
Zhao Guanren slowed down the speed of the muscle car. Fortunately, the gas station was built on the outskirts of the town. The two of them drove directly into the gas station. With the night vision function, they did not need to turn on the lights. They got out of the car and started slaughtering the corpse-turned-animals.
The living corpse in the car was not spared either.
"Yo~ There are humans moving around here..."
Lu Datou pushed the door and walked into the convenience store of the gas station. He saw that several living corpses in the store had their heads shot, and there were two dead zombie dogs lying on the counter. He hurriedly put on a mask to drive away the flies, and found that there were
Many goods have been taken away.
"A failed operation, someone may have been bitten..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the broken rear window, and a living corpse suddenly jumped out, but it hit the tip of his knife, and lay limply on the window sill and slapped him a few times. As expected, it was a man wearing tactical equipment, and there were still...
Carrying a rifle.
"I'm telling you, I'm going to pretend to stutter so that there won't be any accent problem..."
Lu Datou opened the freezer nonchalantly, unbuttoned his pants and peed into the refrigerator. Zhao Guanren took off the gun and some equipment from the living corpse, opened the door of the small warehouse and walked in. There was a man lying on the ground with his face covered with blood scabs.
woman, dressed in desert-colored tactical camouflage.
"Then your idol's character should be different..."
Zhao Guanren opened the zipper and peed on the shelf. Unexpectedly, after the liquid splashed on the face of the female corpse, the female corpse actually twitched slightly. This was a sign that he was trying to fake the corpse. He turned around and peed over it, while raising the
The knife in his hand.
"ah!"
The female corpse suddenly let out a scream, rolled out suddenly and shrank into a corner. She hurriedly took out the flashlight, and at the same time
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They were still reaching for the gun quickly at their waists, but when the flashlight shone on Zhao Guanren, both of them were stunned and stunned.
"You, who are you, what do you want to do..."
The woman panicked and pulled out a dagger. Zhao Guanren quickly put up his pants and put away the knife, trying his best to use the correct English word order and said: "Survivor! You just passed by here, we thought you were dead!"
"Hi~nice to meet you..."
Lu Datou also turned on the flashlight and walked in. The woman breathed a sigh of relief. She put away the knife and wiped the liquid on her face. She stood up and complained: "Damn it! How could you pee on the face of a corpse? Forget it! I
My name is Shia, an adventurer from Camp Kuka, what about you?"
"I'm Jimmy, this is Jack..."
Zhao Guanren shrugged and said: "We are both from Broken, but I grew up abroad, so my English is not very good, and there are only two of us left in Broken!"
"I heard it, you talk like a Japanese..."
Sia took two steps forward while holding her injured head, and suddenly said in surprise: "Oh God! Are you Depp or his imitator? It's really amazing!"
"You can call me Jay, Jack, Captain..."
Lu Datou deliberately pretended to stutter. After all, he was a serious Education Bureau cadre, and basic daily conversations were no problem.
"Pfft~
Shia burst out laughing and apologized: "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to laugh at you. Mr. Pirate Captain, can you find a first aid kit for the lady? I need to clean the wound!"
"OK! Come with me..."
Lu Datou shook his head and imitated the pirate captain. As soon as Shia followed him out, he found the living corpse on the window sill and said in frustration: "Damn it! I knew he was bitten. We really shouldn't take the risk of coming here. We can't swallow this place at all."
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"what happens?"
Zhao Guanren leaned on the shelf, while Xia leaned on the wall and said dejectedly: "We were attacked by gangsters. When we were sharing the fruits of victory, they opened the iron cage containing the corpse dogs. I hid in the warehouse and tried to fight back.
, someone knocked me out from behind!"
"There are traitors among you..."
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said: "The windows were not damaged. The attacker was behind the shelves. He knew that a zombie dog was going to come in and knocked you unconscious. In the end, something went wrong and they ran away!"
"What you said makes sense, it must be George, the damn traitor..."
Shia kicked the wall angrily, walked to the gate, took pictures, turned around and asked, "Can you take me to Wright Town? It's a small stronghold of the gang. My companion should be arrested by them.
Just put me near there!"
"Sorry! There is another possibility, you are the attacker..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and took some goods and left. Xia looked like she had seen a ghost, but Lu Datou put down the first aid kit and walked out. The two of them found some tools to refuel the car, while Xia squatted in the convenience store to wash her hair and face.
Finally, I even took off my shirt.
"Hey, gentlemen, can you help the lady take care of her wounds..."
Shia walked out wearing only a bra. She looked much better after washing her face. She was tall and strong at over 1.7 meters. She not only had abdominal muscles but also had wheat-colored skin. Although she looked like a young mature woman, Zhao Guanren
I don't think she is younger than thirty-three years old.
"Sorry! There are no gentlemen here. Just pour disinfectant on your head..."
Zhao Guanren opened the beer and took a big sip. The two of them were already sitting on the hood eating. Lu Datou laughed softly and said: "I knew she had no good intentions when she took off her clothes. She must be using a honey trap. A girl of this age
Sitting on the ground can absorb dirt!”
"A woman who travels in the world can hardly be trusted with a few words..."
Zhao Guanren was eating the can carelessly, and Xia came over with a first aid kit and said angrily: "You can go to the stronghold with me, I will prove my identity to you, I am not a gangster, I want to save me
My friend, she is a young girl!"
"Not feeling
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Interested! Good luck to you…”
Zhao Guanren smiled politely, and Xia had no choice but to get into the passenger seat in frustration, turn on the overhead light and look at the rearview mirror to clean the wound. Zhao Guanren smiled without looking back: "I bet a dollar that she wants to steal our car."
car!"
"You think I don't know, I won't bet..."
Lu Datou smiled evilly and walked into the store. Sure enough, when he entered, the car door was locked suddenly, and Shia had quietly climbed into the driver's seat, turning the car key with a ferocious look on her face, but no matter how she turned the car key
There was no reaction at all.
"Dangdangdang~"
Zhao Guanren knocked on the windshield with his pistol, and held up a car key with a smirk. The key inserted in the switch was not from this car at all, and Xia froze immediately, and said with a pale face.
: "It's not what you think, I just want to try the performance of this car!"
"Click~"
Zhao Guanren loaded the bullet and aimed it at her head. Xia hurriedly opened the car door and walked out. She raised her hands with a livid face and said, "I'm sorry! I just want to save people. You can do whatever you want. Please don't hurt me, okay?"
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"Lie down on the car and lift your butt..."
Lu Datou also walked out with a bad smile. Shia walked to the front of the car very obediently, bent down and supported the hood with both hands, stuck her butt out and said: "Hey~ This doesn't have to be like this, we can go to the warehouse to have some fun.
It’s too dangerous out there!”
"Don't be clever, you are the stupidest one here..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her jokingly, and Lu Datou walked behind her and held down her waist. He touched down her legs and pulled out a small pistol from his boots.
Sia suddenly said in despair: "I will be very cooperative. Can you please wear a condom?"
"What if I don't wear it?"
Lu Datou stood up and hugged her waist, and slowly untied her belt. Xia trembled hard and said nervously: "Listen! Put it on, I will let you enjoy the service, everyone will be happy, and besides, I have
Dirty romantic disease!"
"Squat down and hold your head, a hundred frogs will jump..."
Lu Datou smirked and stepped aside. Xia straightened up in disbelief. After looking back and forth at the two of them, she suddenly covered her face and complained: "Oh! Damn faggot, I... I'm asking for trouble.
Leapfrog, right? It’ll satisfy you!”
"We are not gay, we are just not interested in old women..."
Zhao Guanren stood up with a smile. Xia didn't know what to curse, and she jumped with her head in her hands. The two wicked men laughed and got into the car, turned on the car lights and drove to Xia's side.
"You made two stupid mistakes..."
Zhao Guanren lowered the window and smiled: "First, I overestimated my charm. Second, I can negotiate terms. After all, you have a good figure. Why do you want to steal the car?"
"Send me to the stronghold! You can do whatever you want, please..."
Xia hurriedly stood up and begged. Zhao Guanren waved his hand and stepped on the accelerator and left. Xia cursed angrily from behind, but just as the vehicle drove onto the road, a bleating sound suddenly came from behind, and there was a group of corpses.
The sheep rushed over.
"Help! Wait for me..."
Xia screamed in horror. The car stopped on the side of the road. Xia ran over at a sprint speed of 100 meters. Unexpectedly, the car door could not be opened. Zhao Guanren opened a window crack and smiled: "Ladies first! You
The seat is on the hood!”
"Go quickly! They are coming..."
Shia panicked and lay down on the hood, holding on to the windshield wipers with both hands. Zhao Guanren stepped on the accelerator and rushed out, asking loudly: "Xia! Are you a bad Bichi who loves to steal cars?"
"Yes! I am Bad Bichi, let me in..."
Shia burst into tears because of the pain, and the strong wind blew her long hair around, but Lu Datou asked again: "Do you want to have a haircut with us?"
"I think! I think, I can shoot as many times as I want..."