Zhao Guanren smashed his head into a field of crops. It was a night just now, but now it was the evening when the sun was setting. When he sat up dizzily, he saw that Lu Datou was lying on the side with his head stretched out. There was a huge piece of sugar cane around him.
land.
"Sugar cane? Have we returned to China..."
Lu Datou sat up in confusion, pulled out his dagger and chopped a piece of sugar cane. He bit it casually and it simmered with water. However, Zhao Guanren raised his hand and looked at his watch and said: "Southeast Australia! Five-ten in the afternoon.
Well, this is the safest transfer point!"
"I'll fuck you! You came from abroad to fuck me, but there's no difference in the imported sugar cane..."
Lu Datou got up and looked around, but Zhao Guanren asked coldly: "Intelligent assistant! What the hell do you want to do? Do you want a corpse or a crystal? Will the giants come when I find the corpse?"
"Boss! Don't get angry with me, it's really none of my business..."
Xiao Ai appeared crying, knelt in front of him and cried: "The main system also has a self-learning function. It has learned a lot from you, but its mission is only to recover the lost property of the starship, and the giants never responded.
passed its distress signal, so it was just waiting!"
"Your acting skills are so damn good..."
Lu Datou knelt down and taunted: "You cried so much with a computer program, and you even simulated tears by yourself. Are you fake? I think you are the fucking main system. You want the corpse crystal. Even if you become a bitch, you still want it."
Setting up a memorial arch is shameless!"
"I'm not the main system, I have feelings. My name is Xiao Ai, Fang Xiao Ai..."
Xiao Ai cried loudly, but Zhao Guanren scolded: "That's enough! I don't care who you are, I just want you to give me a promise. After getting four power crystals, one billion vaccines, let my brother go.
Can I help you find the body alone if I can do that?"
"The main system said no, the vaccine and Lu Yang can only choose one of the two..."
Xiao Ai choked up and said: "The main system just wants to complete its mission. As long as you recover the four crystals and the remains of the six crew members, it will no longer force you to do anything and will serve you until the giant rescue ship."
Until it comes, but... it may never come!"
"If you want to cooperate, you can't hide it from me..."
Zhao Guanren narrowed his eyes and asked: "Why did the giants create corpse poison? If they come to the earth, will they turn this place into a death star?"
"I can't answer this question for you. What the giants will do cannot be predicted by the system..."
Xiao Ai wiped away tears and said: "The giants created corpse poison for experiments, to find interesting technologies and creatures worth studying, and to satisfy their perverted desire to kill. Of course! The word perverted is from my perspective as a human being.
, define them yourself!”
"It's just like when we watch cockfights and dogfights..."
"Absolutely! They like to watch advanced beings fight, and they are also part of the research..."
Xiao Ai said sternly: "A race that doesn't respect life will not be friendly to its own compatriots. Maybe they don't want to come to the rescue at all, and your trust value is very high. The system will not randomly select strangers, so you will not be
Give up or get hurt easily!"
"What you say is better than what you sing. It's all a fucking routine..."
Lu Datou tugged hard on the big gold chain around his neck. Unexpectedly, he couldn't take it off even if he kept tugging. He could only ask depressedly: "Hey! Why do you want to get me a gold chain? I'm past the stage of showing off.
Well, how can I pick up foreign girls like this?"
"Why are you asking me? Ask your own assistant..."
Xiao Ai rolled her eyes at him, but with a "swish" sound, a coquettish young woman in a red dress appeared, blinking her big blue eyes and smiling: "Boss! This is the decoration that best suits your temperament.
Oh, I personally selected it for you!"
"I'll go! I'm going to die. You are going to conduct point-to-point marking..."
Lu Datou took two steps back in fright, but the young woman smiled sweetly and said: "Boss! After a long period of observation, the main system has promoted you to a first-class refugee passenger. I will be your little secretary from now on, please."
Give me a name!"
"What the hell! Its name is Fang Xiaoai. Just call it Fang Xiaoyou. Oh, you two sisters..."
Lu Datou looked at it with disdain and vigilance. Zhao Guanren stood up and asked: "Fang Xiaoyou! Do you have a ghost particle shield for him to use? His force value is not high!"
"Don't worry! I know my boss better than you..."
Xiaoyou smiled and hugged Lu Datou, and said: "I specially chose gravity protection for him. Attacks within the load will be deflected. There is also a particle shock knife as a weapon. He is always on call and can cut iron like mud.
, killing people invisibly!"
"Holy crap! Xiao Ai, why don't I have a weapon..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Xiao Ai in surprise. Xiao Ai stood up and shrugged: "You are not a scumbag. Why do you want that thing? Don't listen to that woman's nonsense. It's a shabby shock knife. It consumes power energy.
It also affects your ability to exert your profound energy!"
"Xiao Ai! Sisters respect you as a senior. Don't be so shameless. Why do you want to fight..."
Xiaomei stepped forward and pushed her aggressively, and the two virtual girls immediately started to quarrel. Lu Datou quickly pulled Zhao Guanren away and said in surprise: "What the hell is this? How come these two things are still quarreling?
And why do I have an imperial accent?"
"Ha~ you ask me about your personal secret..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Of course Xiaoyou's image is set based on your preferences. Look at Xiaoyou's pair of luxurious big headlights, I'm afraid she has a G cup. You are short of breasts, but I am.
I didn’t expect that you would actually have a soft spot for girls from Beijing!”
"This thing is too scary..."
Lu Datou tugged on the gold necklace around his neck and said softly: "These are the deepest thoughts in my heart, and they all came out. Let's take them off as soon as possible. I have
It feels like being haunted by a female ghost, it’s so scary!”
"Alas~ This is a double-edged sword. I don't know when it will pierce my heart..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked out. At the same time, he sent a language text message to the Dragon Queen, telling her that he had arrived safely, so that she and her family did not have to worry, and they could go back after finishing their errands.
"What the hell is this? The sheep are all black..."
Lu Datou walked out of the sugar cane field in confusion, but Zhao Guanren covered his mouth and dragged him back. Outside was a vast farm. In addition to hundreds of corpse-turned black sheep, there were also many mutated ferocious cattle.
There are no signs of human activity.
"Didn't I tell you last night, the animals here are more ferocious than living corpses, so be careful..."
Zhao Guanren pulled out the Hongluan Sword and walked back. Lu Datou also pulled out his sword. Unexpectedly, he was forcefully sent to him. The sword that he usually wore for show became a weapon. Fortunately, it was also a rare heaven-level weapon.
After picking off the sword tassel, he used it as a swordsman.
"Fuck you, uncle, this is too fierce..."
Lu Datou suddenly stopped in horror. There were several kangaroos on the east side of the sugar cane field. One of them was not only seven or eight meters tall, but also had three ferocious big heads. It originally carried a baby kangaroo in its belly bag.
The bulging ones are all kinds of skulls.
"Looks like you're not easy to mess with, retreat..."
Zhao Guanren quickly turned around and went to the other side. The huge sugar cane field was probably hundreds of acres, and the ground was full of big toads that croaked and screamed. Fortunately, toads could not transform into corpses, otherwise they would have been eaten alive.
"Boss! There's something going on here..."
Lu Datou waved his hands cunningly, and after peeling off the sugar cane, he saw a small village. There were more than a dozen houses scattered on the green hillside, and there were only a dozen corpse-turned cats and dogs wandering around. The two of them immediately ran out in tacit understanding.
.
"Kill the dogs first! Don't let them bark..."
Zhao Guanren raised his long knife high to fight against several vicious dogs. Lu Datou did not use any concussion knife. He trusted his amateur skills very much. He rushed forward and chopped off a kitten with two sword strokes. As a result, many cats were hidden under the crotch of the car.
, he will be in a hurry when there are too many kittens.
"Damn it! You, the rat spirit, must be reincarnated, how come you have attracted so many cats..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly turned around to fight alongside him. The two of them hacked for about ten minutes, killing hundreds of cats and dogs before they stopped panting. Finally, they chose a mansion that looked like the village chief's house. There were several cars at the door.
Start with the house of the car.
"Boom~"
A female living corpse suddenly lay down on the window, wearing only underwear and roaring with teeth and claws. Lu Datou happily walked to the window, stretched his head and looked at it and said with a smile: "Your man is not at home, is he? Why don't you give me a break today?"
You feel comfortable now, I'm sorry for wearing such sexy underwear!"
"Pfft~"
Lu Datou thrust his sword into the crack of the window and nailed his mother's living corpse to the window. However, he pulled out his sword and tapped the glass gently, while Zhao Guanren had already walked around to the door, stabbed the door lock with his knife and walked in.
, the remaining two living corpses were led to the window.
"Oh!"
Zhao Guanren killed two living corpses with one blow, but he still felt comfortable fighting with his brother. Lu Datou not only cooperated with him tacitly, but was also a talkative person like him. After Lu Datou ran in, the two of them opened the refrigerator and raided it.
, all the beer cans were put into the bag.
"Oh~ I just made this dragon robe for the New Year, what a pity..."
Lu Datou found some clothes from the bedroom and changed out of the prince's dragon robe with a sigh. However, Zhao Guanren dug out a set of camping equipment in the second bedroom and put it on to make himself more like a wilderness survivor. Then he cut off the
I have had long hair for several years.
"Why are you cutting your hair? Who doesn't recognize your appearance..."
Lu Datou walked in in surprise, but Zhao Guanren didn't say anything. He just took out a handsome guy's driver's license from the drawer and said, "Xiao Ai! Let me look more like Jim. The bridge of my nose should be straighter, and my chin should be longer."
So wide!”
"No way? I can still have plastic surgery..."
Lu Datou hurriedly sat next to him, only to see Zhao Guanren's face suddenly twitching, and he couldn't help but groan. However, in just two minutes, he seemed to have changed. He looked very similar to the young man on the driver's license.
And it's more masculine.
"You should be able to do it too. Asians are the key targets now, so it's hard to sneak in..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the bathroom and rubbed his face, trimmed his hair with scissors, and finally looked at the unfamiliar self in the mirror. He was a handsome young man in his early twenties, with a wide face and a high nose, and a very sad stubble.
Attractive, with almost no trace of Asian identity.
"Damn it! Aren't you..."
As soon as Zhao Guanren walked out, he was shocked. Lu Datou actually found a poster of pirate captain Johnny Depp. He was the most attractive in his forties, and he had already changed his face and was looking at the mirror carefully.
Trim your beard and style your hair.
"Haha~ Please call me Captain Jack..."
Lu Datou threw down the scissors and jumped up. Unexpectedly, this guy was 90% similar to Depp. The two of them had similar builds. Their hair was only cut to shoulder length. Plus, his jeans and washed blue shirt made him look very handsome.
Take off a high imitation version of Depp.
"I'll go! You're too ostentatious, but it really looks like..."
Zhao Guanren clapped his hands in amazement. Lu Datou's mustache was cut very coquettishly, and his whole body was as if he had been injected with chicken blood. He looked in the mirror and said coquettishly: "Depp, who is in his forties, beats all kinds of little fresh meat."
, now the foreign girl won’t pounce on me!”
"You have to think of a reasonable identity for yourself. Xiaoyou can help you translate at the same time, but your accent will not change. When people hear you, you will be a fake foreigner..."
Zhao Guanren walked out with a smile. The two of them quickly swept through the village, got two shotguns and a pistol, and dyed their hair brown. Finally, they ate and drank a lot, and then opened a car.
The sexy yellow classic muscle car drove onto the dark and empty road...