A male donkey screamed incessantly in the yard. This donkey looked bigger than an average horse.
Covered in jet black brown hair, at first glance I thought it was a horse.
I don’t know where Bai Pangpang stole it from. At this moment, the donkey was tied to the wooden stake. Watching Mr. Chen neatly clean up his treasure, slice it into pieces and fry it, tears rolled down his eyes.
As the saying goes, dragon meat is in heaven and donkey meat is on earth.
Not to mention, a great tonic like donkey treasure.
There are many ways to cook, but the best one is the Longxi cuisine, which is called butterfly meat.
Cut into slices, they are thin and clear, the flesh is golden, and they look like a copper coin.
After neatly putting it into a plate, sprinkle with chopped green onion seasoning, pour a spoonful of hot oil on it, and it's done.
This method is the fastest and can be done immediately.
After a while, it was served to Ding Xiaoyi's table.
Pick up a piece with chopsticks, and it will reveal a light golden texture under the dim light. It is neither fat nor thin, neither fishy nor greasy.
This was his first time eating this thing.
But thinking about it, the ingredients Bai Pangpang sent would never be any worse.
Maybe there will be some magical effects.
I took a sip immediately and it was indeed chewy and refreshing, with the meat being delicate and fragrant.
The most important thing is that after taking one bite, Ding Xiaoyi immediately felt something different.
There was a warm current in my abdomen, traveling along my limbs and veins, and my whole body felt indescribably comfortable.
"Um!"
Ding Xiaoyi's eyes lit up, and he instantly felt that his overdrawn waist felt warm for a moment, and even his waist straightened up.
He immediately gave Bai Pangpang a thumbs up in his mind and thought: "What an effect! Could it be another divine item stolen from somewhere?"
Thinking of this, he looked at the donkey.
Take out the [Mirror] and look at the donkey.
Soon I heard a voice coming from Zhaoyoujing.
[In ancient times, there was a dragon whose nature was yin. He was known for his strange sexual skills. He liked to dirty cattle, horses, and donkeys. Later, he had an affair with a donkey. A beast was born, which looked like a donkey and a horse. It had green scales on its chest. It was called the Spring Dragon.
It can be heard in thousands of words. Do not eat it with mushrooms. It can be stewed in soups, eaten with meat, steamed, stir-fried, braised and fried, all of which are great tonics.】
"dragon!!"
After Ding Xiaoyi heard this, his jaw almost dropped.
Although I knew in my heart that the ingredients Bai Pangpang brought would definitely be good, I didn’t expect that they were actually dragons!
Spring Dragon.
Ding Xiaoyi quickly stood up and ran to the donkey.
Although times have changed, there are always some things in Xia people's culture that cannot be thrown away.
For example [dragon]
I have heard this word from my grandfather since I was a child, saying that the Xia people are the descendants of the dragon.
The dragon is also the totem of their Xia people.
But no one has ever seen what a dragon looks like, so when Ding Xiaoyi heard that there was actually a dragon standing in front of him, he couldn't help but be shocked.
He stepped forward and opened the donkey's chest to take a look, and sure enough, there was indeed a green scale on the chest.
"Bold, do you know who I am? If you dare to eat my flesh, from now on, there will be no place for you in the mountains of Hades or the sea of blood in the underworld!"
When the donkey saw Ding Xiaoyi coming forward, he actually spoke human words, which shocked him: "You can also speak human words!!"
In an instant, the donkey's tears rolled down, and with red eyes, it glared at Ding Xiaoyi: "If you eat my flesh, you will understand ten thousand words."
"Oh, there is also this effect."
Ding Xiaoyi nodded. He had just said this to Zhao Youjing, but more of his attention was attracted by the next few sentences.
Steamed, stir-fried, braised and fried, they are all great tonics.
It seems to be really effective.
Thinking of this, he walked back happily and started eating another piece of money meat.
Pair it with the Sanbian Tiger Bone Wine brewed by Chen Lao using Xie Qifanba's wine.
That feeling... is really joyful.
"You!! You are not afraid of my revenge!"
Seeing Ding Xiaoyi's fearless look, Mao Lu's eyes widened and his whole body trembled with anger.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Do you know who my master is?"
The donkey roared angrily.
But Ding Xiaoyi didn't care at all.
What is delivered here is food and food, why should you care so much?
The things Bai Pangpang and the bad old man stole last time were no worse than this donkey.
These two old guys are very sneaky.
Since they dared to steal, it was absolutely foolproof and nothing was left out.
Otherwise, if something were to happen, it would have happened long ago.
Besides, I’ve eaten both the Paradise Fruit and the Five Lucky Pigs, so what else is there to eat?
While eating, I picked up the diary at hand and read through it.
I've been fooling around outside for so long this time, and I haven't had time to come back and read my diary.
This time the diary has been expanded into three chapters.
The contents of the diary became strange.
Alliance calendar: October 28, 103.
Erluzi was in a good mood recently, so I took the opportunity of my vacation to take him to the Prince Hotel.
Um……
He said that Wanshi's technology has been lost. If only a hundred and twenty years earlier, I could have been invited to experience it.
Well...this old **** has led me to bad things.
Ding Xiaoyi looked at this section with tears in his eyes. He had secretly been to the Prince Hotel with his classmates before.
But what is Wan style technology??
Do you repair water pipes?
But there were times when my grandfather was so immoral, which really made me ashamed.
Continue reading below.
We have been together for a long time, and he is actually an ordinary person like me.
But as he said, sometimes the climb is too high.
Although the scenery is beautiful, it is lonely up there, not even a bird is seen.
Over time, no matter what it is, it will go crazy.
The idiot was like this, sitting on it as coldly as a clay sculpture. After a long time, he really went crazy, so he didn't want to stay up there anymore and wanted to come down and take a walk.
Just use his words.
He is really crazy...
If he is not crazy, how dare he come down and take a walk.
And he hangs out with me, an ordinary person.
No, no, sometimes I think I'm crazy.
Why should I fool around with this old ghost???
…………
…
Damn it, this idiot vomited again!
The writing on this page of the diary is a bit strange. Ding Xiaoyi seriously suspects that the old man came to make up the number of words and write the diary.
One person and one ghost, how much wine did you drink?
In the end, all the ghosts and vomited?
Turn to the next page to continue reading.
Alliance calendar: November 8, 103.
Erluzi had rested and came to see me again.
Said to take me to a place.
I just wanted to say not to go, after all, I'm not dead yet, why are I always running down there?
But what's a bit surprising today is that he doesn't plan to take me down.
Instead, he planned to take me to see a secret.
So he took me to a sea.
God, this is definitely a huge hole.
Er Lengzi said: "When this hole is filled, the underworld and the human world will begin to be connected. At that time, the human world will be hell, and hell will be heaven."
Ding Xiaoyi frowned and continued to look down.
It turned out that the whole tm was a mosaic.
"This is nothing!"
I don’t know who invented the evil mosaic, but now he is confused when he sees it.
After eating two pieces of money meat in one bite and drinking two glasses of wine, I started to think about it carefully.
cave, world, hell
Could it be said that the Netherworld will eventually be connected to reality?
When I think about the monsters on the Yin and Yang Road, if they are really connected and one of these monsters randomly escapes, wouldn't it be chaos in the world?
It made him want to see what was underneath.
But the content below is still all mosaic.
In desperation, Ding Xiaoyi could only turn to the third page.
The third page is very short.
It's short, just one line of text.
[March 2, 120, the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, the mountains trembled, the springs dried up, the sea of blood returned, and a hundred ghosts walked at night.]
What does it mean??
It was such a simple line of words, nothing was recorded, but Ding Xiaoyi felt a little numb when he read it.
What does the old man mean by leaving such a line?
Is it a warning? Or a reminder to myself.
But no matter which one it is, from a literal point of view, something big seems to be happening on this day.
And most importantly.
March 2nd is now less than a week away from the Chinese New Year.
That’s just a few days after the New Year.
When the diary is opened at this time, could it be that it has been set up to remind myself?
"Asshole, you idiot, Datou, get back here quickly!"
When Ding Xiaoyi thought of this, the first thing that came to his mind was this stupid guy named Da Tou.
If the underworld dries up, who knows if the Chi Kiss Boat will still be useful.
Don't let the monsters below the netherworld chew you up until the bones and dregs are left.
Just when Ding Xiaoyi was feeling irritable.
I heard a voice asking from outside the fence: "May I ask if the master of the house is here?"
The sudden sound made Ding Xiaoyi startled. He looked up and saw an old woman standing outside the fence.
He was holding a long black cane in his hand.
Look at yourself kindly.
Seeing this, he put away the diary in his hand and walked to the fence: "Excuse me, are you..."
"Haha, I was passing by here and saw the smoke was thick here. I never thought that there was another world. I came unexpectedly. Don't blame me. It's just that I've been traveling for a long time and my legs and feet are getting tired. Can I ask for a bowl of hot soup and take advantage of this precious place to relax for a while?
rest."
With that said, the old woman put a sticker on the door.
Ding Xiaoyi looked at the old woman with kind eyes, especially between the eyebrows, there was always an indescribable feeling of intimacy.
After hesitating for a moment, he nodded and took the invitation.
When he looked at it, he found that the words on it were like a heavenly book, and he couldn't understand a single word.
But anyway, this is his own territory, and he is not afraid of the old woman having any evil thoughts towards him.
"Thank you so much, envoy!"
When the old woman saw Ding Xiaoyi accepting the invitation, she stepped in.
However, as soon as the old woman entered the door, the donkey's eyes stared at the old woman for a moment.
He immediately lowered his head, wanting to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
He said to Ding Xiaoyi in a low voice: "Boy, you are finished. You invite the God of Plague in and let me go quickly. The debt you made for eating my Noble Phantasm will be written off in one stroke. I don't want to be unlucky with you!"