Chapter Three Hundred and Fifteen: You're Despicable!
Ding Xiaoyi was stunned for a moment, but his expression did not change. He seemed to pretend not to hear and invited the old woman to come in.
In fact, you don't need to talk nonsense about this gelding, you should understand it if you think about it.
People who can walk freely in the netherworld, whether it is Old Man Bad, Pangpang Bai, or Xie Qifanba.
It won't be a fuel-efficient lamp.
But he has a fearless mentality, not because of Meng Lang, but because he knows very well that he has the capital.
No matter who this old woman is, he is not afraid in his heart.
Even the bad old man and Bai Pangpang have to abide by the rules. Even if the old woman is really the reincarnation of the disaster star, she can't do anything to herself.
"Money and meat, young man, you really need to make up for your bones."
The old woman glanced at the uneaten money meat on the plate, and glanced at the newly castrated Chunlong from the corner of her eye.
His playful eyes looked like he had discovered something interesting.
"Look at it, I've never seen it before!"
Sensing the old woman's teasing look, Chunlong wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
"Uh uh..."
Ding Xiaoyi was so embarrassed that he didn't expect the old woman to say it so directly.
Although it is just a dish, the old woman said this...
A feeling arises spontaneously like when a relative at home comes and finds a box of Viagra on the bedside.
He quickly waved his hand and asked Mr. Chen to put away the dinner plate.
The old woman didn't seem to notice this at all. She looked at Ding Xiaoyi between her brows, her expression even more Cixi-friendly.
"I haven't asked you yet, what should I call you?"
After all, he has been with the bad old man and Bai Pangpang for a long time. Ding Xiaoyi is no longer the ignorant rookie he was at the beginning. He quickly regained his mood and asked unhurriedly.
"You are so polite, I am Meng Niang. If you don't mind me, just call me Granny Meng."
"Mother Meng?"
Ding Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows. Of course he was familiar with Po Meng.
It's written in the Alliance's storybook.
In order to commemorate her, people have a dish called Meng Po soup.
But the last time I met Chai Rong at Chai's house, Chai Rong seemed dissatisfied with the story.
Moreover, what happened to the Chai family last time seemed to be related to Po Meng.
Ding Xiaoyi was having random thoughts in his heart.
But I saw Mrs. Meng, already looking around, observing the new firewood house in front of me with great interest.
"It's rare to find a leisurely and clean place here, which makes you very lucky!"
"Eh...my mother-in-law can just call me Xiao Yi. I'm not an envoy."
He was confused by Meng Po's repeated envoys. He remembered that Xie Qifanba always called him this way last time.
Seemingly sensing Ding Xiaoyi's depression, Po Meng waved her hand: "Under the secluded mountain, is it the land of Pluto? Even if anyone can get an inch of land, it's you, not to mention..."
"Land? It's yours??"
The gelding beside him listened carefully, his eyes darting around, as if he had heard something big and important.
Ding Xiaoyi ignored the stupid donkey and waited quietly for Po Meng to continue.
However, at this point, Meng Po seemed to have remembered something and simply waved her hand: "That's all, it's up to you. I call you Xiao Yi and you call me mother-in-law. After all, we are not outsiders."
"I'm here today to repay a favor to Chai Rong."
"Chai Rong!"
His mind moved, and the face of Chai Rong appeared in his mind, that girl with a sweet smile, nephrite Wenxiang, and just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly felt a burning tingling sensation on his arm.
When he lowered his head and looked down, a strange expression suddenly appeared on his face. Sure enough, the bite the wild woman bit off seemed to be more than just a mark.
I just thought of Chai Rong's appearance, and the mark made me feel a twinge of pain.
In contrast, if a wild woman could be as gentle as Chai Rong, she would be able to wake up laughing even from her dreams.
Po Meng glanced at his arm, her face suddenly turned cold, and continued: "This child, Chai Rong, is trapped in the old house of the Chai family. Her cause and effect are unknown. Even if I want to help her, I can't do anything. You
Understanding her cause and effect will naturally be a great help to me."
With that said, Po Meng took out a rosewood box from her sleeve with a smile and placed it in front of Ding Xiaoyi.
"Oh, mother-in-law, you are so polite!"
What is this called? When a person is sitting at home and the courtesy comes from outside the door, what he explains to Chai Rong is actually his own understanding of his past and present lives.
It can't be said that he went to help Chai Rong specifically.
Naturally, this gift is not accepted in vain.
He did not forget to glance aside at the gelding.
The meaning seems to be saying, have you seen it? The gift-giver is not a bad star, but a lucky star is almost the same.
But just when Ding Xiaoyi reached for the box.
But he saw Mrs. Meng pressing her hand on the box.
He raised his head and looked at the surrounding yard: "I've been sitting here for a long time, why can't I even part with a bowl of soup? Xiao Yi, this is not the way to treat guests."
After all the gifts were delivered to me, I realized that there was indeed not even a cup of tea.
His face turned red, and he said to Mr. Chen: "Mr. Chen, come on, come on, come on, use your skills, and give me a hot bowl for my mother-in-law!"
It's not easy to make soup. There are a lot of ingredients here, and with Mr. Chen's skills, it can be done in minutes.
However, Meng Po changed her words and stared thoughtfully at the gelding beside her: "It is said that dragon meat in the sky is as good as donkey meat on the ground. The meat of this spring dragon is naturally even more delicious.
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Hearing this, the gelding immediately became angry, stared at Po Meng, and barked anxiously.
"Ang, ang, ang..."
Ding Xiaoyi had just eaten his meat, so he naturally understood what he was shouting.
"Bah, you old woman, are you here to return a favor?
You are greedy for my body..."
When Po Meng saw the gelding braying fiercely, her laughter suddenly became sharp.
"Although this donkey meat is delicious, the tenderest and most delicious parts have been cooked as a side dish for wine. The other parts are too old to be eaten by my teeth."
After hearing this, the gelding nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, my meat doesn't taste good, it's smelly and hard!"
But as soon as she finished speaking, Po Meng took out a big purple gourd from her sleeve with a sneer on her face.
"But it doesn't matter.
You cut off a piece of meat first, and then apply the golden sore medicine of Lao Shen.
But after a while, new meat will grow, and when you cut it off, the taste will be plump, tender, and the best in the world!"
After saying this, even Ding Xiaoyi couldn't help but shudder, let alone the gelding.
I thought, this is too greedy...
...that's cruel.
In fact, it’s fine if you don’t understand the gelding.
But now that I understand it, I start to mutter in my heart.
If I cut it with a knife, I wouldn't hear anything, but if I was tossing it like this, I would think about the donkey standing there all the time screaming, and the wound would bleed loudly.
I feel bad in my heart. No matter how delicious the food is, I have lost my appetite.
It's like, even if a fairy is lying in your arms, if your aunt comes, won't your fun be cut in half?
Ding Xiaoyi was still hesitating, but the gelding couldn't stand it anymore and started to curse loudly.
"Ah, you old, wicked bitch, you want to be Master Kong, but I don't want to be that cow."
The more the gelding scolded, the more energetic he became.
He cursed Po Meng in different ways, but never used the same curse.
"Why, Xiao Yi, I've come all the way here, and I don't even need you to reimburse me for the fare. I can't even bear to give you this little piece of meat!"
Look at Ding Xiaoyi's unmoved look.
Po Meng couldn't help but urge.
"Little brother, don't listen to her. This old woman has no good intentions. If you protect me today, we will be good brothers from now on.
As for your account of using my Noble Phantasm, we will write it off, don’t believe it.
Things that are just three feet apart are nothing!"
In order to survive, the gelding also begged for mercy.
It’s just that when you hear these words, it becomes distorted no matter how you hear them.
Just when he was in a dilemma, a burst of laughter came from outside the fence.
"I said, why is it so lively here? It turns out that Granny Meng is here."
I saw Bai Pangpang standing outside the fence with a simple and honest face and a smile.
He didn't go in either, he just stood outside and stared at Po Meng.
Now Meng Po couldn't hold back her shame anymore. She pushed the sandalwood box in front of Ding Xiaoyi with a cold face: "Let's forget about the cause and effect between Chai Rong and you. I won't wait too long, take my leave!"
"Hey, mother-in-law, don't leave in a hurry. I'll kill this donkey for you right now and make soup for you!"
Seeing that Po Meng was about to leave, Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly shouted from behind.
He conveniently put the purple gourd on the table into his arms.
Po Meng stepped out of the fence, with a pair of deep eyes, staring at Bai Pangpang in front of her, she smiled softly and said: "The leader is also very leisurely, but I just don't know what kind of oil and water you have in your belly."
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"Okay, okay!"
Bai Pangpang just nodded, with a simple and honest expression on his face, as if he couldn't hear Po Meng's sarcasm at all.
The angry Mrs. Meng stamped her feet, and before leaving, she turned around and glared at Ding Xiaoyi: "Men, none of them are good!"
After saying that, he turned around and left, and the shadow disappeared after a while.
"Let's go now." Ding Xiaoyi stood outside the door, squinting at Bai Pangpang, as if waiting for him to give an explanation.
Bai Pangpang handed him a door sticker, turned around and jumped into the yard.
But he didn't explain anything to Ding Xiaoyi. He picked up his fat slap and slapped it on the donkey's head.
"I really think Po Meng can't understand you. If you dare to cause trouble again, I will carefully peel off your skin and make donkey-hide gelatin!"
It seemed like an ordinary slap, but the slap caused the gelding to howl and scream.
Tears of pain fell down.
At this time, Bai Pangpang raised his head and said with a serious expression: "These old ladies have bad intentions. If I ask you to kill this donkey, you will really get into big trouble."
Ding Xiaoyi's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly took Bai Pangpang's hand: "What, this donkey can't eat it?"
Bai Pangpang scratched his head: "Originally, I just ate it, but Po Meng saw it. If the donkey is here with you, we can't eat it."
"Then I've already eaten!"
Bai Pangpang was stunned when he heard this, and when he looked carefully, he saw that the three feet under Donkey's crotch was actually gone.
"hiss!!"
His face immediately turned ugly: "Have you finished eating??"
"Eh, there's still a little more..."
It was also the first time for Ding Xiaoyi to see Bai Pangpang so serious, and he was unsure of his decision.
But when Bai Pangpang heard this, his expression suddenly turned from anger to joy: "It's okay then, hurry up, bring it over and I'll have a taste!"