Chapter eight hundred and twenty first: entertain guests and friends
Outside Chaimu's new home, one luxury car after another stopped steadily.
Ding Xiaoyi and Liao Qiu moved tables and chairs and stood in front of the door to act as welcome boys.
"King Yama of the Tenth Palace has arrived!!"
Ding Xiaoyi took the door post, and Liao Qiu shouted at the door at the top of his lungs, signaling Shuang'er to come and receive him quickly.
Even the idiot Ge Erdan was called by Liao Qiu to help him fight.
It was even more lively over at Datou. The big shots who came on their mounts rushed directly to Datou's manor as soon as they landed.
"Welcome, happy, gift..."ヾ(???ゞ)
There are many mythical beasts among them that Da Tou doesn't even recognize, but it doesn't matter at all to the hospitable Da Tou, who will soon be able to get along with these mythical beast bosses.
From time to time, the second-generation Phantom mobile phone developed by Liao Qiuxin is given away as a gift.
Looking at the hot picture of the new house in Datou in the distance, Ding Xiaoyi's smile was particularly bright, and his eyes seemed to give him the feeling of hoping that his son would succeed.
I believe that after Xuehe delivered the medicine, Datou has become one of the many upstarts who have entered the underworld as top divine pets.
No one dares to treat Big Head as an ordinary Big Head Barbarian anymore.
In fact, what Ding Xiaoyi doesn't know is how terrifying Big Tou's reputation is now. From time to time, a mantra has been circulating in the underworld: "It's better to steal the benevolent sheep than offend the Big Tou King."
It means that if you steal Du Ziren's sheep, you will be beaten to death by Du Ziren, beaten to death and thrown into the Eighteen Hells.
But if you make a big mistake, humph... the heavenly spirit cap will fly off for you, you are truly the uncrowned king.
"Hey, I'm starting to envy Datou!"
Liao Qiu looked at Big Tou's cheerful appearance among the gods' pets in the distance, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
A big-headed barbarian can get to this level. From ancient times to the present, there is only one big-headed barbarian like him.
"Hehe, yes, we may not be able to live to a state like Datou..."
Ding Xiaoyi nodded. Datou was very sincere and down-to-earth in his treatment of others, without any ill intentions.
It’s hard to say that you are called an honest person, but being able to infect everyone around you with this sincerity and happiness is also a state of affairs.
While the two were chatting, two figures, one black and one white, woke up in front of them.
It was none other than Xie Qifanba, a brother and sister who were tired of being together every day. It seemed they couldn't get enough of each other, so they came to the house carrying two jars of wine.
"Congratulations to your Majesty on the birth of Lin'er. It's a small gift, but please don't make me laugh."
After saying that, Xie Qifanba sent two jars of wine and told him: "This wine is made from a kind of grain called Guizixin in the underworld. The longer the time, the stronger the aroma of the wine. Your Majesty, you can bury this in the soil.
After twenty years of great joy in the Spring and Autumn Period, the fragrance will surely spread for ten miles."
"I have a heart, I have a heart."
Ding Xiaoyi quickly asked the meatball on the side to take it.
He had a good impression of Xie Qifanba, and he drank a lot of their wine. He also specially sent invitations to the two of them for this big banquet.
"Please, please..." After sending the two people in, another group of people came quickly.
Liao Qiu's eyes lit up when he saw the person coming: "Here he comes, you can have a good chat with this person later and remember what I taught you before."
When Ding Xiaoyi heard the words, he took a look and saw a big man with an iron face, curly temples, a leopard head and eyes, a big belly and broad shoulders. He looked slovenly and staggered when he walked, like a drunkard.
This person is the senior that the bad old man told himself.
Speaking of which, he is also his immediate boss, Zhong Kui and Zhong Tianshi.
Tu Tu and the others had reminded themselves that this guy was known as the strongest man in the underworld, and even the emperor dared to contradict him.
As long as it is within the scope of his authority, you are considered the emperor's illegitimate son. When it is time to reprimand you, there will be no ambiguity at all.
If he abuses his power and engages in corruption and fraud, this guy will dare to turn his back and throw him directly into the Eighteen Hells.
Therefore, those who serve under him are all miserable and impoverished.
Therefore, when the emperor first appointed him an official, it seemed that he was assigned to Zhong Kui's subordinates on purpose.
The two of them hurried forward to greet them. Liao Qiu smiled and stretched out his hand to support Zhong Kui's arm: "Hey, Mr. Zhong, you are finally here. How about it? The club I introduced to you last time was pretty good, wasn't it?
I opened a new one in Yangshi, please take good care of it, Master Zhong."
When Zhong Kui heard this, his leopard eyes widened, and he curled his lips and said: "No, no, the peach blossoms are red as soon as you enter, and your heart smells sour and rotten. I won't mention the two pieces of pork belly, but what do you want me to do with the three ounces of silica gel?"
Mouth? Hum, disgusting, really disgusting!”
Liao Qiu's forehead was full of shame, and he thought to himself: "It's not because of the money in your pocket. Are you born to be a bitch and go to work in a club? You still dislike their silicone? No one dislikes your prickly beard."
But he still apologized quickly and said: "Yes, yes, I will find you an elegant one next time."
Saying that, he quickly winked at Ding Xiaoyi.
Upon seeing this, he hurriedly followed what Liao Qiu had taught him before: "I am lowering my rank, Ding Xiaoyi, to pay my respects to Master Zhong Tianshi."
After hearing this, Zhong Kui looked Ding Xiaoyi up and down and curled his lips: "The Emperor gave you a ten-year term and asked you to sweep away the evil ghosts in the world. How many have you caught so far?"
"sweat……"
The corner of Ding Xiaoyi's mouth twitched. Even though Tutu and the others had greeted him and said that his immediate boss was as hard as iron, even if their relationship existed, it might not be easy.
But unexpectedly, the Shangguan began to interrogate him about his performance as soon as he arrived.
Fortunately, he was well prepared and followed Liao Qiu's words calmly and calmly:
"If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen your tools. I have already built Beimang Academy in Yangshi, recruiting students from all over the world, teaching them magical powers, and passing on skills. I only wait for everyone to become strong and wipe out the evil ghosts in the world."
Zhong Kui pinched his beard and smiled coldly after hearing this: "Okay, I'm quite lazy."
After saying that, he sneered and said: "The emperor has appointed you, why don't you come and report?"
"Er..."
It seems that the old man had mentioned this matter early on, saying that he was going to Fusi City to receive a set of official equipment, but he had forgotten about it as soon as he had too many things to do.
Seeing that he was silent, Zhong Kui curled his lips and threw a big baggage to him: "Humph, I think you have done something good, so I will fine you three months' salary this time."
“Ah, where’s the salary??”
Ding Xiaoyi was startled, he didn't expect that he could still be paid.
It's no wonder that he would think of this. He had no choice but to leave a whole house of money for himself. He didn't dare to say that he was as close as Brother Qiu, but he still had a little bit of wealth.
Zhong Kui twitched the corner of his mouth, knowing that this guy had an amazing background and didn't care about his salary, but he wanted to get more penalties, but he could only get such a small penalty for a small crime.
He could only say with a dark face: "From now on, come to me every three months to report on the progress of the work. If you dare to delay, humph, I don't care whether the Great Demon King of Beiyin is behind you, or whether the Great Emperor is backing you."
Ding Xiaoyi was confused, nodding his head repeatedly, not feeling angry at all. After all, Tutu and the others had already greeted him, and they knew that Zhong Kui had this kind of temperament.
In a hurry, he directly contradicts the emperor, without giving anyone any face.
He thought to himself: "He is indeed selfless and the most iron-clad person in the underworld. Others may not dare to say this."
"Let's go, let's go have a drink, go have a drink."
Liao Qiu smiled and pulled Zhong Kui through the door, leaving Ding Xiaoyi alone at the door as the welcome boy.
When he opened the package and took a look, he saw a set of black official uniforms inside, with a tiger embroidered on it, but it didn't look like a tiger's toy, but it looked mighty.
There is also a black gauze hat and an official seal.
When I picked it up and took a look, it read: "Ding Xiaoyi is so handsome" in five big characters...
Well, actually he didn’t know what it was written, so he just took it that way.
In addition, there is a sword, but this thing is a standard equipment of the underworld, which is relatively rubbish. I have [Yellow Spring] in my hand and cannot use it at all.
In short, this package was his official equipment, so he kept it carefully.
Just this time, I saw nine dragons flying towards me outside the door, pulling a carriage.
Ding Xiaoyi recognized Du Ziren's car at a glance.
He quickly came forward to express his welcome.
I saw the car curtain opened, Du Ziren stepped out of the car with a dark face, and looked at this new Chaimu residence, and couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
The last time he was locked in the car, he didn't even see clearly what was going on outside the car. Now that he saw Chaimu's new home for the first time, he couldn't help but be a little surprised.
It was much better than the luxurious palace he expected. Although it was a bit rustic, it fit the image of a farmhouse.
Just by lifting my nose and sniffing, I could smell the fragrance of my own Chilong Sheep, and I immediately felt even more distressed.
But then I thought about it, and there were Wufu pigs to eat, well... my mood immediately improved a lot.
"Congratulations, the underworld has been a place of the dead for thousands of years. If your child is born in the underworld, he will have great luck in the future."
Du Ziren squinted his eyes and spoke much more politely than Zhong Kui. He first congratulated Ding Xiaoyi, then took out a box and handed it to him: "It's a small gift, just think of it as something for the children to play with."
"Brother Du, you're welcome!"
Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly accepted the gift, but felt very strange in his heart. Du Ziren seemed to have a very forthright personality last time he came here, but why did he always have a clouded face when he came today.
But he didn't think much and hurriedly invited Du Ziren to come in.
Then he continued to hide outside the door, and took advantage of this time to quietly open Du Ziren's box and take a look.
Inside were two pairs of exquisite jade balls.
Each jade ball has a stone lion with a simple and honest expression, shaking its head and head, looking very naive.
The inside of the jade ball is hollow, and there are more than one layer. Each layer has lions, tigers, elephants, cranes and other rare and exotic animals. When shaken gently, the beasts above seem to be alive.
You can tell it's a treasure at first glance. Carefully hand it over to the meat ball and put it away, waiting for the child to play with it when he gets older.
Then Meng Po, the head of the ox-headed horse-faced man, the head of the household department, the lord of the nine palaces, and anyone with a name came one after another.
After all, he is already an official, and these people are considered his colleagues. If he invites one, it would be unreasonable not to invite others.
Ding Xiaoyi didn't want to see Mrs. Meng, but there was nothing she could do. She was a midwife, so how could she not invite her when the baby was one month old?
What's more, there is Chai Rong.
Facing Chai Rong's expectant eyes, Ding Xiaoyi could only pretend to be dumbfounded and vague. After all, from a distance, he noticed that Yu Niang's unkind eyes were aimed at him.
"Boom!!"
At this time, there was a violent sound in the sky, and everyone sitting in the banquet room suddenly raised their heads, stood up and walked outside the door.
I saw in the distant sky, the emperor's car was slowly approaching.