Eight hundred and twentieth chapters: the emperor and the goddess
"Pay homage to the Great Emperor. May the Emperor's fortune be prosperous and his body be safe." Everyone knelt down to pay homage.
The giant horse landed slowly, and before he could hear it, a "Wang!" sound was heard, and a black shadow got out of the car and went straight to Datou's manor.
"This old dog!"
There was a sound of laughter and curses in the carriage, and as the curtain opened, the emperor's head in a blue robe poked out of the carriage.
I stretched out my hand, but no one came to help me.
It was only after the old man kicked Ding Xiaoyi that Ding Xiaoyi realized what he was doing and hurriedly stepped forward to help Dadi get out of the carriage.
As he walked, Ding Xiaoyi murmured in his mind: "It's just a few steps and you still need help? That's pretentious!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished complaining in my heart, I suddenly heard the emperor's teasing voice in my ears: "Why do I ask you to help me? I have wronged you, kid."
His little face changed and he hurriedly said: "How dare you, how dare you, hehe."
"Hmph, your boy asked you to clean up the evil ghosts, but you haven't caught a single ghost so far, which made Zhong Kui come to me and ask me when he was going to report."
The Emperor scolded him with a smile, and when he glanced sideways, he saw Zhong Kui looking up at his big and honest face with a look of deep approval. He wished that the Emperor would transfer this kid somewhere else right now.
The corner of Ding Xiaoyi's mouth twitched, and he quickly tried to defend himself: "If you want to do your job well first, then...hiss~~"
Before he finished speaking, Ding Xiaoyi bared his teeth and felt that the emperor was holding his hand like an iron plier. It hurt so much that he screamed in his heart, but he still kept it on his face and did not dare to make a sound.
"This set of rhetoric of yours has been worn out, can't you use something fresh?"
The few people the emperor mentioned were none other than Pang Pang and others who were looking ashamed.
"Okay, it's a big day. Let's not talk about this. Let's go and take me to see the child."
After the emperor ridiculed him, he didn't bother to care about the matter. He just walked towards the door. As for the door post? The emperor didn't need this thing at all.
However, as soon as he reached the threshold, he heard a sharp phoenix cry in the air.
Seeing this, everyone was heartbroken and turned around to worship in the direction of the sound. A phoenix pulled a carriage and flew from a distance.
"Pay homage to the empress and wish her good luck."
Everyone who had not yet had time to get up fell to the ground one after another, but they were secretly complaining in their hearts. If these two grievances came together, they might start to quarrel again today.
Sure enough, after the carriage landed, a slender, white and tender hand was seen protruding from the bead curtain.
Tutu originally wanted to help her, but with a wave of fingers, she forced her to kneel back to her original position.
Ding Xiaoyi was stunned when he saw this, and looked at the emperor sideways, but saw that the emperor's face was expressionless.
Then I looked at the bad old guys, and it turned out that these big guys were pretending to be ostriches at this time, just because they didn't bury their heads deep enough.
"Is this a show of strength?"
Du Ziren asked Pangpang with a slanted face.
Fatty didn't even raise his head. He put his head on the ground and shook his head. He whispered: "Don't ask, don't tell, don't look, Amitabha."
When Ding Xiaoyi saw this, he wanted to help the emperor in first, and then come to pick up the empress. But just as he was about to leave, he heard the empress' cold snort coming from the phoenix car: "Why, how long do you have to hold me up?"
"Er...wife!!"
Ding Xiaoyi couldn't care about so much at this time, so he could only call Yu Niang towards the door.
Fortunately, Shuang'er, who was hiding behind the door, had already noticed that something was not right and went to call Yuniang early. After hearing his voice, Yuniang immediately walked out from behind the door and walked towards her.
This time the empress did not refuse, but after holding Yu Niang's hand, a ray of green light came out along the empress's fingers, fell on Yu Niang's wrist and immediately turned into a snake-shaped jade bracelet.
As the empress' beaded curtain was opened, Ding Xiaoyi quietly took a look with curiosity.
Even though he knew that the empress had visited her several times as Empress Zhao, he had never seen her true appearance.
At this moment, when I looked at it, my eyes lit up.
The empress has an oval face, her long hair is tied up on top of her head, and she is wearing a unique [Biquge www.biqugew.co] golden crown.
The eyes are bright and flawless, the slender eyelashes and the bridge of the nose are high, smart and gentle, with a slight smile at the corner of the mouth, giving people an indescribable sense of warmth.
The empress took Yu Niang's little hand and said softly: "I met this beautiful hostess for the first time here. Little Yi is really lucky. If you wear this jade bracelet well, it may be of great use in the future.
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After saying that, his voice immediately changed. He glanced sideways at the emperor who was holding Ding Xiaoyi's wrist, and said coldly: "I'm not like some people who drink other people's full moon wine, but why do they have empty hands and nothing, and still scold them when we meet.
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Everyone was so ashamed that no one dared to raise their head to look at the emperor's face.
For example, Yama of the Tenth Hall and others were so frightened that they looked pale, thinking that these two people must not fight here.
Otherwise, they, the little fish and shrimps, will suffer.
Ding Xiaoyi saw that the emperor's face was frighteningly dark, and he hurriedly opened his mouth to smooth things over, but he heard the emperor sneer and say: "Haha, the gift for the child's full moon banquet is of course for the child."
"Oh, it's because children are easy to fool, right?"
The empress continued to sarcastically say.
Immediately, veins popped up on the Emperor's forehead. Ding Xiaoyi stood aside, not even daring to breathe.
He was afraid that if the emperor got anxious, he would sacrifice himself as a hidden weapon.
During the stalemate, the cry of a baby came from the yard. Shuang'er crawled to the door, carefully poked his head out and said, "Sister Yu, I'm afraid the child is hungry."
Hearing this, the empress quickly let go of Yu Niang and said: "Go, go, the child is important."
Yuniang nodded obediently, turned around and ran away, disappearing in a flash.
The empress glanced at the emperor, blinked her eyes calmly, and walked toward the door.
Upon seeing this, the emperor let go of Ding Xiaoyi and said: "Let's go, take a look at the child first."
After saying that, he stepped forward to catch up with the empress. With a look on his face that he didn't want to be left behind, he insisted on entering the door side by side with the empress.
Suddenly everyone let out a long sigh, feeling thankful that the door of Xiaoyi's house was quite spacious, otherwise the two masters would have had to fight here.
"call……"
Ding Xiaoyi was also holding a handful of cold sweat, and looked back at Pangpang and others: "If I had known this, I would not have held the full moon banquet at all. I was afraid that the two of them would fight and use me and my husband as weapons."
That scene makes me feel terrible just thinking about it.
Pangpang was relatively calm: "Be content, this still gives you face. It is said that after the Youshan Guo meeting last time, the two of them had a fierce fight in the room."
Tu Tu nodded at the side and said: "Old Guisong is hiding far away, saying that if he hadn't been unable to move, he would have escaped overnight carrying his old pine tree."
"Xiao Yi, your task is extremely difficult! Whether these two masters will fight today depends on your service."
The bad old man patted his shoulder and said earnestly.
Now Ding Xiaoyi felt extremely depressed.
He quickly led everyone into the courtyard.
After everyone was seated, Mr. Chen's side had already started serving food.
The huge steamer is opened layer by layer, and the aroma is overflowing.
Just the aroma wafting around made everyone's index fingers twitch, not to mention the ingredients, each of which was precious and rare, some of which even a ghost emperor might not have the chance to eat.
Under Ding Xiaoyi's arrangement, the emperor and the empress were divided into two tables, one on the left and one on the right.
There was a screen between them, for fear that the two of them wouldn't be able to deal with each other.
Ding Xiaoyi was sitting next to the emperor. As for Yu Niang, of course she was holding the child to accompany her, so there was no delay.
The first dish that Mr. Chen served on the table was Mr. Chen’s homemade three-steamed pork.
When the bowl was opened, the sauce-colored soup overflowed onto the white plate, and a unique fragrance filled the air.
Neat slices of meat are placed one on top of another in the bowl.
The meat is delicate, white and tender, but the skin on top is as golden as beeswax.
The aroma came, but it was not the aroma of meat, but actually the fruity aroma of lychee.
This aroused everyone's surprise. The Tenth Hall Yama and others were all so greedy that they were drooling. This was the Five Blessed Pig. Legend has it that even the ghost emperors rarely get to taste the delicious food in their mouths.
It's something that little Luoluo like them wouldn't dare to think about on ordinary days. If they were to change places, they would probably be robbed of this bowl of meat when it was brought to the table.
It's a pity that the emperor and the empress did not move their chopsticks, and no one dared to move first.
Fortunately, the two hosts were probably attracted by this dish, so they started using their chopsticks without any argument.
This dish is three-steamed and three-fried. Each process is different, and the oil used each time is also different. There are more than 20 different processes.
After repeated improvements by Mr. Chen, when the meat is picked up, you can still see a faint cherry red color on the meat slices.
"Yeah. It's really good!"
The emperor ate it in one bite and felt that it was extremely satisfying, so he picked up another piece and put it in his mouth. The meat slices immediately melted in his mouth. After the rich sauce aroma, there was also a faint aroma of lime and lychee, which made him feel delicious.
People feel fat but not greasy, and their lips and teeth are fragrant.
After eating three slices in a row, the emperor looked at the crowd of people waiting eagerly, and then hurriedly said: "Don't be so formal about this full moon banquet, just feel free to do it."
As soon as these words came out, everyone did not dare to make any move, and all looked at the empress.
As a result, the empress said angrily: "Look what I do, if you don't want to eat, bring it to me and I'll pack it up and take it away!"
Immediately, everyone quickly picked up their chopsticks, no longer polite at all, and the plate of meat disappeared almost instantly.
Ding Xiaoyi just picked up the chopsticks and found that there wasn't even any shredded meat left for him on the table.