Congratulations to the person who unlocked the cheese tool. After dinner, I sat cross-legged on the sofa and flipped through the printed version of the novel "Two Donkeys". Maybe it was because I stayed in the south for a long time after the winter, and I felt a little uncomfortable returning to the capital.
My waist is a little sore, maybe because of the intrusion of cold air... Well, that must be the case.
He has watched "A Tale of Two Donkeys" five times, each time becoming more and more detailed. The more he watched it, the more he felt that if he wanted to adapt it into a movie script, he would have to find a high-level screenwriter. A two-handed knife like Yue Xiaojun who is good at comedy would not be able to
no.
He had mentioned this matter to Xiao Douding before, and Xiao Douding immediately helped contact a screenwriter, recommended by Yue Xiaojun. It is said that he is also an alumnus of the Department of Theater and Literature of China National Theater. His name is Wang Hailin, and the name sounds familiar.
When asked about his works, Xiao Douding gave a series of titles such as "Stars Are Made", "It's All Angels' Trouble", "The Little Master of China", "Young Prince", "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan 3".
He Xin was stunned as soon as he heard this. Although all of the above can be regarded as popular dramas, they are either erotic idol dramas or made-up ancient puppets. The joke is that the one he has in hand is going to be adapted.
The theme of realistic fantasy has nothing to do with it.
Moreover, as soon as he heard that Wang Hailin was the screenwriter of "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan 3", he instinctively rejected him.
Without him, he had particularly liked this series starring the Iron Triangle in his previous life. When he revisited it in this life, because he was also a fan of this series, he would inevitably look at it with a critical eye.
Three episodes have just been aired. The first one is a bit rough, especially Mo Chou, who is very entertaining; the second one is both solemn and humorous, with a moderately solemn and humorous style, highlighting the form of humor and comedy, and adding some sadness and irony to the creation.
something he thinks is the best.
As for watching the third part, what was his first feeling? The story was too bland, and the three people were talking non-stop, and the TV series almost turned into a cross talk. There was no problem with the actors' performance, but the plot was too bad, no doubt
This is the fault of the screenwriter. This shows that the screenwriter named Wang Hailin is not very good, and is not as good as Yue Xiaojun.
If he had known that screenwriter Wang was the screenwriter of the more outrageous "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower" and "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower Again", I'm afraid he wouldn't have even asked and would have passed directly.
Now He Xin is not only worried about finding a suitable screenwriter, but also worried about the director. Although the novel "Two Donkeys" also has a lot of black humor elements, logically this should be Ning Hao's area of expertise, but after all, the historical background
Different, he was worried that Ning Hao could not handle this kind of educated youth theme.
As one of the bosses of the studio, Ning Hao had read this novel earlier than him. The novel was quite plausible, but he had no time to film it.
At this time, "Stone" has just finished filming, and it will take at least half a year for post-production and release. Moreover, Sister Na's due date is in January. Fathead, who is determined to create a good man's character, plans to take a long vacation after "Stone" is over to have a good time.
Spend time with your wife and children.
He Xinsi thought about it, and finally felt that Lu Yue, who he had worked with before, was the most reliable. Although his previous works were more serious, he was an educated youth and had a life in this area. Moreover, he not only directed educated youth films such as "Beauty Grass"
As a photographer, he has also photographed movies with the same era and background such as "Alive" and "Tianba".
Also, he really likes the shaky camera and first-person perspective in "Let's Talk". This shooting method may be more suitable if it is used in the confrontation between man and donkey.
It's just that Lu Yue is currently busy with his new movie "Thirteen Paulownia Trees" which has just been completed. Fortunately, He Xin is not in a hurry and will have a good chat with Lu Yue about this matter after he finishes filming "The Ballad of Clouds and Waters" and after the Chinese New Year.
To be honest, this year he filmed a total of three movies and one TV series, which is an astonishing output. He was also very tired and felt that his physical fitness was also a lot worse. Otherwise, he would not be so easily invaded by the cold and cause backache.
He has made up his mind to take a long vacation after filming "The Ballad of Clouds and Waters". At the same time, he will also take this opportunity to concentrate on the two dramas at hand, "Two Donkeys" and "Latent", and sharpen his skills.
Don't miss the skill of chopping firewood!
"Oh, I've gained 12 pounds, and it's still a month before I start the phone. What should I do if I can't hold it back?"
Cheng Hao rushed out of the bathroom, wrapped in pajamas, with an unhappy face.
"How much?" He Xin asked casually without raising his head.
"Almost one hundred and ten!"
"Isn't this still within the normal range?"
He Xin has always believed that the normal weight of a person is height (cm)-108, which is the weight in kilograms. His girlfriend’s height is 16...er, 164-108=56, which means that as long as the weight does not exceed 112 kilograms, it is
normal range.
"It's normal. My legs and arms are full of flesh. It's winter, otherwise I wouldn't dare to go out."
"What's the point? Didn't you say it yourself? To wear a cheongsam, you need to be plump, otherwise you won't have that flavor."
"What I'm worried about is what should I do after the filming of this movie is finished? It's easy to gain weight, but to lose weight... I don't even dare to think about it now."
"If you want to lose weight, just exercise, but you're really too lazy to move. I think you're pretty good the way you are now."
"That's awesome! I'm an actor! I'm an actress! If I'm so fat, who would dare to film with me in the future?"
Cheng Hao angrily sat down next to her boyfriend, her increasingly tall chest rising and falling.
"Tsk, how come I noticed that you are getting more and more rude now! Where have your elegance and intelligence gone?"
He Xin just raised his head at this moment and glanced at his girlfriend next to him. Although the undulating height was quite attractive, it was all because of the weather. It was so cold, the cold air invaded, and his back was sore.
"What, you can't stand it? Are you disgusted?" Cheng Hao glared fiercely.
"Uh, I don't dare!"
"Don't dare? Does that mean that's what you think?"
"No way, how could I have such an idea? Our family is nice, no matter what, I like it." This guy could only put down the printed manuscript in his hand, hugged his girlfriend and said with a playful smile.
After unlocking several difficult cheeses in the past two days, my girlfriend seems to have become a little unscrupulous. Sometimes it is really amazing to think about it. For example, when I first met her, the elegance, intellectuality, and decency she showed were simply amazing.
No fuss.
Then after getting to know each other, she occasionally showed some innocent and true temperament, but overall she kept it in check. Later, after the two of them got better, she started to become a little rude. Until she broke through the last layer of defense, she started to
The true nature has been exposed. As time goes by, the degree of true nature being exposed increases day by day.
But this is not a step-by-step process, but there are several milestones. For example, the relationship between the two suddenly deepens due to a certain incident, and some of the girlfriend's nature will be released immediately; or like these two days, the unlocked
The frequency of certain difficult cheeses was slightly higher, which gave her great physical and mental pleasure, and she was more able to face it honestly.
He Xin estimated that in order for his girlfriend's true nature to be fully exposed, he might have to go through two milestones. One is that the two get married and become a real couple; the other is that they give birth to a child. After giving birth to the child, Cheng Hao may become a different person.
Becoming the replica of mother-in-law.
"cut!"
Cheng Hao snorted arrogantly and said angrily: "I want to eat watermelon!"
"Got the order!"
He always had the biggest girlfriend in the family, so He Xin kissed his girlfriend hard on the face to please him, then ran to the kitchen to cut the watermelon.
The Hainan seedless melon I bought in the supermarket in the morning was quite fresh, with plenty of water, and the pulp was crisp and sweet. I peeled it, cut it into small pieces, and put it on a plate. I inserted toothpicks carefully. Seal the remaining half with plastic wrap and put it away.
Put it in the refrigerator and eat it tomorrow.
While he was washing knives and cutting boards, he heard his girlfriend shouting: "Hurry up, the show is about to start!"
"Ah?...Oh, here it comes!"
I almost forgot that "Wulin Gaiden" premiered on CCTV 8 at 7:30 tonight.
He Xin quickly ran out of the kitchen with a plate. At this moment, an advertisement was playing on the TV. He sat on the sofa and put a piece of watermelon into his girlfriend's mouth. Suddenly something occurred to him and he asked: "
How is your blog promotion going?"
"Very good, the number of clicks is almost over 100,000." Cheng Hao said excitedly.
I accidentally spilled watermelon juice in my mouth, so I quickly wiped it with a napkin.
"Only one hundred thousand?"
He Xin did the math and found that it had been almost twenty days since she started her blog. Why was it like an online novel written by an author who was obsessed with the street, but the number of clicks was not high?
"What do you mean it's only 100,000? What do you mean? My clicks are already very high, okay! Compared with your studio's blog promotion, the effect is much better, they have just exceeded 10,000 now."
Oh, He Xin almost forgot, this is 2006, not 2016, and the penetration rate of computers is not very high, let alone smartphones.
At the same time, he was also a little embarrassed. "Wulin Gaiden" was undoubtedly the most important project for Xinhao Studio at the beginning of this year. As a result, the two bosses were busy filming and the other was busy directing, and neither of them could take care of it.
As for another investor, Shandong Film and Television Center, because it has recovered its investment, it is now waiting for the ratings of CCTV's first broadcast in order to adapt to future changes. If the ratings go up, then the second round can be sold at a good price; even if the ratings are not good, they will
It’s not a loss, even if it doesn’t sell in the second round, it can still be broadcast on its own TV station, and the advertisement can always sell three melons and two dates.
As for CCTV, because it is the boss, has wide coverage, and is the exclusive premiere broadcaster, apart from doing an interview program with the main creator before the broadcast, it was not willing to spend money on publicity.
As a result, the only ones who are busy are Cheng Hao, who has invested in shares with his salary and enjoys dividends, and the group of employees of Xinhao Studio, headed by Xiao Douding.
It was too embarrassing to continue talking about this topic. He could only change the topic and asked casually: "How many clicks did Xu Jinglei get?"
"How can I compare with the four young ladies? Their income is almost over a million." Cheng Hao said with a downcast face.
As he said that, he said sourly: "She is a talented woman, and the scumbags praise her. But what kind of talented woman is she? I went to read it two days ago. The whole account is like a middle school student's weekly diary. I really don't understand.
How come so many people like to look at her?"
"Okay, let's take our time. We will definitely surpass her one day." He Xin comforted his girlfriend with a sweet smile on his face.
I think about the celebrities on Weibo in later generations who often have tens of millions of fans and hundreds of millions of clicks. Maybe this is the so-called traffic.
"The show is about to begin!"
Following the reminder from my girlfriend, I heard a familiar melody coming from the TV: "Hey, brother, we haven't seen you for a long time, where are you! Hey, friend, if it's really you, please say hello..."
It feels warm to hear this familiar melody to celebrate the new year.
In fact, he had watched "Wulin Gaiden" countless times in his previous life, but only intermittently. Coincidentally, he had never watched the first few episodes.
At the very beginning, the legendary "male and female evil spirits" broke the tranquility of Qixia Town.
Shopkeeper Tong convened a meeting to discuss countermeasures.
"You are referring to the male and female evil spirits!" Bai Zhantang looked like a master.
"What evil?" The scholar trembled.
"It's just a man and a woman and two idiots!" Xiaobei rolled his eyes and said disapprovingly.
"You don't want your life, you're talking nonsense!" the shopkeeper quickly scolded.
Bai Zhantang waved his hand and said calmly: "No, two little thieves..."
As he spoke, he made a "hum" sound and sneered: "Think about the time when I was traveling in the world..."
But before he finished speaking, there was a "bang" on the roof. Bai Zhantang said it, and he slithered under the table. Xiucai, Dazui, Xiaobei and others scattered like birds and beasts, hiding under the table.
At the counter, the only person who stayed behind was the shopkeeper, sitting there shivering.
"puff!"
The two people sitting on the sofa started squirting immediately.
Then the scene changed, and two jet-black heads suddenly appeared on the pitch-black roof. They were Guo Furong, who had just entered the world, and her maid Xiaoqing.
It has to be said that the two girls are very good-looking. Although Zhang Xinyi, who plays Xiao Qing, has a square chin compared to later generations, it is full of collagen, and after applying a layer of powder, she looks a lot whiter.
Not to mention Cheng Hao, her male appearance was verified in "Li Wei as an Official", and she is absolutely charming.
"Didn't we save that bride in Zuojiazhuang? Didn't you see how sad she was crying..."
Cheng Hao was sitting on the roof, holding a long sword in his arms, sighing seriously about his great achievements.
Then the scene switched to the inn, and the shopkeeper also sighed: "Miss Zhao from Zuojiazhuang, what a nice person, but a bit ugly. She finally got married, and she was so excited that her eyes filled with tears, and she was crying.
Then, the male and female demons descended from the sky and beat the groom violently..."
"The little beggar in Shibalipu, if we didn't take action, wouldn't he be burned alive by the old villain?" Cheng Hao continued.
“Mr.
!" Lao Bai said angrily.
"That's not all. The salesman from Balizhuang, the hunters from Heifengling, the locksmith from Baishiqiao, the woodcutter from Weigong Village... as long as you are a good person, you will not be able to escape if they encounter you!" The shopkeeper shook his head in regret.
"So many fruits of victory!"
Cheng Hao looked at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, feeling a unique sense of pride and emotion hidden in his achievements and fame.
"Hahaha!"
Cheng Hao was holding his stomach and laughing so hard that he couldn't bear it anymore. He accidentally choked the watermelon juice in his mouth into his trachea.
"Ahem, cough, cough...Oh my god, I'm so laughing."
He Xin, who had been baptized many times in his previous life, although he was also smiling, his smile was obviously higher than that of his girlfriend. He quickly poured a glass of water and handed it over.
"Okay, okay, be careful not to choke again!"
Cheng Hao took a sip of water and finally recovered, but still couldn't help laughing: "When we were filming, it was just a few lines, but I didn't think it was anything. I didn't expect it to be so funny after the cuts."