Chapter 379 Apologize! Otherwise, be a sister flower (seeking a monthly ticket)
The person who was hailed as a pervert by the supermarket staff was Lin Fan who bought a big Dibond for the big goblin who suddenly came to see his relatives. At this time, he was pushing a shopping cart, pretending to be browsing the supermarket, but inside the cart
But there was nothing.
This is really the first time Lin Fan has bought a Big Dibon. In the past, he had only seen it from movies, TV series or literary works, in which the male protagonist would buy it for the female protagonist. As a result... artistic creation comes from life. This time
I am actually buying a Big Dibond.
By the way, since the big goblin has relatives here, will the mechanics experiment at night be cancelled?
"Well?"
"Does the basic mechanics experiment have anything to do with the big goblin visiting relatives?" Lin Fan frowned and said to himself: "It seems... there is no relationship at all!"
"Forget it, forget it..."
"It's better not to provoke her during special times." Lin Fan finally gave up the idea of the mechanics experiment at night. After all, the big goblin is now in a delicate stage. He has suffered a lot of losses during this period. He clearly knows what he is doing.
They were all right, but in the end, they were scolded by the big goblin.
After that, Lin Fan started to pretend to put a lot of things in the shopping cart, including various drinks and snacks. He did this to conceal the purpose of his trip. In fact... he came to buy food, and that bag
The Big Bundy was just... an add-on to the trip.
final,
Lin Fan is about to face the women's daily necessities area.
Since it was only eight o'clock in the evening, there were still many customers in the supermarket. Lin Fan could only pretend to pass by the women's daily necessities area and use his peripheral vision to observe Da Di Bang... In an instant, Lin Fan felt that he was going to be confused.
Come on, this big Dibang is too much, right?
"It's over..."
"What brand should I buy?" Lin Fan was a little confused for a while. He had already walked back and forth three times in the women's daily necessities area, but he didn't know what brand he wanted to buy. He only knew to buy the 350 model. As for the brand
...forgot to ask.
Thinking of this,
Lin Fan hurriedly took out his mobile phone and made a call to the big goblin who was waiting at home.
"Hello?"
"Baby...what brand should I buy?" Lin Fan lowered his voice and asked in a low voice.
"Sophie is sleeping very soundly 350." Liu Yun'er said softly: "The black one...and what the small words below are. You can read it as you like. Take a moment to look for it carefully. There is no shame in it...Buy it for your girlfriend."
Da Di Bang is a matter of course."
"I..."
"Okay, okay... I'll go take a look." Lin Fan wanted to speak, but he swallowed his words again and hung up the phone silently. Lin Fan pushed the shopping cart and continued his shopping.
Obscene behavior, walking back and forth in the women's daily necessities area.
at the same time,
The staff at the supermarket paid close attention to this man who was behaving suspiciously. There was nothing they could do... This guy was so weird. He always hung out in the women's daily necessities area and didn't buy any women's daily necessities. He just kept coming and going.
Walk back and forth.
"Sister Zhang?"
"What's going on with this guy?" A young staff member asked cautiously to his companions: "He's been back and forth four or five times... Is he planning to buy a Big Dibon?"
"I should come and buy a Big Dibond for my wife." Another older staff member said casually: "I guess this person has a thin face and is a little embarrassed to buy this thing. He specially dressed himself up like this. Who can
I know I have become a wretched pervert."
As soon as he finished speaking, the older staff member continued: "Go back."
At this time,
Lin Fan finally found Sophie Super Sleeping 350, and with lightning speed... quickly put the pack of Big Dibond into the shopping cart, and then covered the Big Dibond with snacks, and flew quickly
Get out of this embarrassing area.
When Lin Fan left the women's daily necessities area, he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. He finally bought the big fairy Dibang, but... what should he do next to pay for it?
But in the end, we had to face it. Lin Fan pushed the shopping cart to the checkout counter, and then a little girl in her twenties kept picking up the goods from Lin Fan's shopping cart and scanning the QR code. At this time
, Lin Fan took out his mobile phone and pretended to play with it.
In fact, it is very common for men to buy Big Dibond. Supermarket staff often encounter men walking into the supermarket alone, buying only one pack of Big Dibond and then leaving the checkout. The staff also know who they are buying it for.
He didn't know how he got through it, until Lin Fan heard that he could pay, then he scanned it with his mobile phone and ran out of the supermarket as quickly as possible.
...
Liu Yun'er was about to die. She felt like she was about to leak out. She carefully picked up her phone and glanced at the time... A trace of anger appeared on her face, and she said to herself: "Why doesn't this guy come back?
How long will it take to wait and see?"
As soon as he finished speaking,
The door to the house was opened, Liu Yun'er turned around and saw Lin Fan walking in from the outside carrying two big bags.
"I bought it for you."
Lin Fan was taking off his shoes, and then walked up to the big goblin. At this time, the big goblin looked a little surprised. He just went to buy a pack of big Dibang, why did he come back with two big bags?
"Give!"
"Is this it?" Lin Fan took out a pack of big Dibang from a bag, handed it to the big goblin, and said helplessly: "Be more prepared at home in the future, good guy... I almost died of shame.
"
"..."
"Am I your woman?" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "What's wrong with buying a Dibond for your own woman? Others can buy it, but you can't buy it?"
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment and didn't say anything... Why did he suddenly lose his temper? It seems that the arrival of relatives has a great impact on the big goblin's mood. It will be a bit difficult in the next few days. Why don't you go hide outside?
hide?
After Lin Fan came to his senses, the big goblin was no longer in the living room. Five minutes later... Liu Yun'er walked out of the bathroom. Different from the original anxious and panic expression, the big goblin's face at this moment was
There is a trace of calmness.
"Have you changed it?"
"I made brown sugar ginger tea for you. Drink it while it's hot. If your stomach hurts at night, use a warm baby patch..." Lin Fan sat on the sofa, watching TV and said casually: "In the evening
Go to bed early, don’t stay up late checking Weibo, and don’t touch cold things.”
The big goblin standing at the door of the bathroom couldn't help but froze for a moment. He looked at the cup of brown sugar water on the coffee table and a few slices of warm baby beside it. Waves of emotions arose in his heart. Then he walked slowly to his side and picked up the cup.
I took a sip of the cup of brown sugar water in front of me.
Although it wasn't very hot, it still warmed every cell in the big goblin's body.
soon,
After finishing the glass of brown sugar water, Liu Yun'er seemed to have drank a glass of high-altitude white wine. She instantly became a little limp and unable to help but lay in Lin Fan's arms, enjoying the kind of careful care he brought.
.
"well?"
"Are you heartbroken?" Liu Yun'er raised her head, glanced at Lin Fan, and asked softly: "The experiment was disrupted tonight...doesn't it make you sad?"
"What are you thinking about!" Lin Fan said angrily: "Am I this kind of person? The kind of person who doesn't care about your safety... and does whatever he wants?"
"snort!"
"Who knows...you bad guy." Liu Yun'er buried her head in Lin Fan's chest again, quietly watching the TV series in front of her, and didn't talk to her anymore.
I don’t know how long it took,
Lin Fan suddenly had an idea and said seriously: "Baby? Do you want to play a game? To regulate your emotions?"
"Well?"
"What game?" Liu Yun'er raised his head and said seriously: "Don't do anything with a large range of movements. I... can't do any large-scale body work now."
"No, no."
"I will describe the basic information of an object, and then you can guess it." Lin Fan said with a smile: "Here we go... First of all, this thing is straight and quite long."
Well?
Straight? And very long?
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er's pretty face, which was originally slightly curious, turned red. She said angrily: "Hey... are you teasing me again?"
"ah?"
"No..." Lin Fan said with a confused look on his face: "Can you guess it? If you can't guess it, just say you don't know, and then I will reveal some information to you."
"..."
"No...I don't know." Liu Yun'er shook her head and said with a blush on her face.
"Uh... the texture of this thing in your hand is like a stone and a watch, two words combined together." Lin Fan said seriously: "And it can also be used..."
this...
Are you sure you're not bullying me?
Liu Yun'er was almost suffocated, her pretty face was red to the back of her ears, and her mind was filled with thoughts about the experimental equipment last night.
"you..."
"You..." Liu Yun'er said with a hint of anger, "I'll ask you one last time...are you teasing me?"
"Of course not!"
"What's going on with you? Can you make a good guess?" Lin Fan said helplessly.
"I..."
"I don't know." Liu Yuner pursed her lips and said angrily.
Lin Fan nodded and continued: "This thing is generally used by boys for girls."
"..."
"Have...have I used it?" Liu Yun'er asked softly.
"certainly!"
"How could you not have used it before?" Lin Fan said seriously: "I'll give you another piece of information, that is... When you use it for the first time, you may not be very used to it and feel a little unfamiliar, but after using it for a long time, you will feel comfortable.
Practice makes perfect, and the skills you use will come to you, and by the way... you are using it very well now."
At this time,
Liu Yun'er bit her lip and asked in a squeaky voice: "Have I...have I seen it before?"
"Um!"
"You must have seen it, and you have used it in front of me." Lin Fan said.
"..."
"oops!"
"You damn ghost!" Liu Yun'er suddenly stood up, glared at Lin Fan fiercely, and said angrily: "Have you started bullying me again?"
"no..."
"What's wrong with you?" Lin Fan looked at the big goblin in confusion and said cautiously: "I said it was lipstick!"
Sudden,
Liu Yun'er was stunned and asked with confusion on her face: "Lipstick...?!"
"yes!"
"Lipstick is not only straight and long, but the outside is also plastic. Besides, you are definitely not used to applying lipstick for the first time. You will slowly learn the skills after applying it more. And you have applied it in front of me many times." Lin
Fan glanced at the astonished Yun'er and said cautiously: "Are you thinking wrongly? What do you think it is?"
Liu Yun'er was so embarrassed that she almost suffocated. The last thing... was... lipstick!
at this time,
The big goblin noticed the evil smile on Lin Fan's face, and immediately knew... that he had been deceived.
Just then,
Liu Yun'er took action directly and stretched out his hand.
"Apologize!"
"Otherwise, I will get angry and let you and I, Dabao and Erbao be sisters together!"