Looking at the ferocious expression of the big goblin, Lin Fan remembered that she was not like this before... When we first met, she was called cold... It seemed that the whole world was incompatible with her, and now she felt like she had a different girlfriend.
He grabbed Xiao Lin and said that he wanted to be together and become sisters.
But...she seems exactly the same to outsiders as before.
"Ahem..."
"Look, look... don't be grumpy, baby!" Lin Fan said awkwardly but politely: "You're a little grumpy!"
"I..."
"That's right...I'm very angry now!" Liu Yun'er said with a dark face: "You bastard...the thing you are talking about...is it lipstick? Isn't this clearly Xiao Xiaolin? Are you?
Do you think I have no temper and can be bullied by you?"
Lin Fan said helplessly: "If you say you have no temper, then everyone in the world will have no temper."
"You still dare to talk back?" Liu Yun'er has completely lost her mind. In addition to the imbalance of hormones and progesterone, sodium and water retention and excessive antidiuretic hormone, she becomes easily irritable and anxious. Another thing is that she feels that her IQ is being judged by others.
Overwhelmed, multiple factors combined, making Liu Yun'er unable to control his emotions.
At this time,
The big goblin released a small amount of pressure on it.
"Ouch!"
"Are you...are you serious?" Lin Fan looked at the big goblin in horror and said cautiously: "No, no, no, no...good sister, I was really wrong."
"snort!"
"What went wrong?" Liu Yun'er said with a dark face: "You must explain clearly what you did wrong to me, explain your future improvement plans, and swear to me that you will never make the same mistake in the future, otherwise.
..This is no longer the pressure, and at the same time I will add a rotational moment."
In fact, it seems that this question is very simple, but in fact there are many birthplace traps hidden, because when girls ask what is wrong? They will definitely not be able to reason with others. If everything is wrong in a sentence, it will make them very unhappy, thus
The anger gradually increased.
what to do?
Lin Fan is an expert at making girls happy. In his words... he has mixed knowledge and knowledge.
Under normal circumstances, when asked this question, 99% of boys don't know where they are wrong. At this time, just always compromising cannot solve the substantive problem. For this problem... there are three options.
The first...first to know where he was wrong, and then sincerely apologize, the second...first to admit his mistake and then reflect on it, and finally to pretend to be pitiful and affectionate, and the last...not to admit his mistake! Followed by overbearing gentleness!
Obviously... Lin Fan chose the last option without hesitation.
"I was just dealing with it."
"Actually, I didn't do anything wrong in the first place, but you still ask me what I did wrong??" Lin Fan said with disapproval: "Baby... you are making trouble unreasonably!"
As soon as the words fell,
Lin Fan slowly stretched out his hand, gently pinched the big goblin's chin, and asked with disdain, "Huh? What do you think?"
However,
Lin Dazhuti made a miscalculation. If he hadn't come to relatives, his trick would have been very effective against the big goblin, and he would almost hit the target with one hit. Even though the big goblin was a domineering woman, she would still fall for this trick, and Lin would often be hit by it.
After Fan uses this high-end technique, the big goblin will become extremely well-behaved and lovely.
But...the big goblin came to visit her aunt today. The hormone levels in her body fluctuated greatly, which would affect her physiology and psychology. At this stage, she...any disturbance would make her extremely irritable, and Lin Fan happened to walk into this
Inside the trap.
Suddenly,
Liu Yun'er's scalp exploded. According to the general formula p=F/S, he angrily applied a greater pressure on it, and then added a small torque based on M=LxF.
"Fuck..."
"You... you are a femme fatale!" Lin Fan never expected that this bitch would actually be serious... She was not joking, and hurriedly begged: "Good sister, Teacher Liu, Professor Liu, I was wrong
That’s right... I’m really wrong, you should quickly take away your magical powers!”
"..."
"What's wrong?" Liu Yun'er relaxed a little, but still controlled Lin Fan's lifeline, and said seriously: "If you don't tell me today... I won't be done with you. Anyway, I have plenty of time now, and I'm not afraid of fighting with you.
You spend."
"I..."
"My mistake is that we have been in love for so long, and I still can't resist your angelic beauty and devilish figure... Every time we hug, I lose my mind, and then I do some abnormal behavior towards you.
." Lin Fan sighed: "Actually, I am not such a person. I...I am very calm, but my calmness cannot resist the feeling you give me."
These words were full of loopholes and quite embarrassing... But as the person involved, Liu Yun'er trembled all over after hearing it. She didn't care whether it was loopholes or not, embarrassing or not, as long as the words of love were strong enough... sweetness
It's good enough, that's it.
In fact, what girls want is not right and wrong, what they want is often just the other person's attitude and comfort, it's that simple.
"Hate!"
"You stinking scoundrel... damn ghost!" Liu Yun'er glared and lay in Lin Fan's arms involuntarily, but... didn't let go.
"..."
"Baby...you've calmed down, why...why haven't you let go?" Lin Fan asked cautiously.
Liu Yun'er bit her lip gently, glanced casually, and said calmly: "Are you sure you want to let go? I'll give you a chance to start over."
Even though Lin Fan was an idiot, he knew the meaning of these words and said with a smile: "Then let the storm come more violently!"
"Idiot..." Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Can you be a little more considerate? Yesterday, you tortured me for more than an hour. Anyway, I don't have much energy now. If you want it, you can have it. If you don't want me, just go back to the room.
Already."
Although Lin Fan was quite reluctant, at this moment he was like Dabao and Erbao, being pinched by the big demon by the scruff of fate's neck, without any resistance.
this night,
The big pig's hooves are very painful, and the big goblin is very hard.
...
The next day,
Liu Yun'er rarely got up early and sat alone on the sofa in a daze. At this moment, she suspected that Lin Fan was a cow... The idiot last night lasted for more than half an hour, and her arms were already very sore.
Well...no relief, but now it's even more sore.
"well..."
"It's so annoying..." Liu Yun'er sighed, her words revealing worries and fears about the future. She knew she would give it to her sooner or later, but this bastard... his small body packs a lot of energy.
, it never ends once it starts, it’s simply torture.
certainly,
The problems Liu Yun'er faces are not limited to this. In addition to the pain she will have to endure in the future, there is also the worry of having children... which is also a worry that the big goblin has to consider.
Children... will definitely be born, and there will definitely be two. After all, if you have one more child, you can get an extra 20 million. You and the idiot... have to make a lot of money, but... pregnancy is super painful.
, and in the end, it was the stage of giving birth, and I didn’t know if I could bear the pain.
Thinking of this,
Liu Yun'er picked up the tablet computer placed on the coffee table and first searched online to see if pregnancy was painful.
Most people say that pregnancy is not painful, it is just more difficult. Hardship...is nothing to Liu Yun'er. After all, being with Lin Dashu is quite difficult. She can definitely handle this so-called hardship.
Carry it over.
But every mother says that when she knows she has a little life in her belly, she feels super happy, and at the same time she cherishes the time her child spends in her belly. This is a feeling of being closely connected to her child.
See here,
Liu Yun'er couldn't help but touch her belly, imagining that one day she would be pregnant and have a big belly, and couldn't help but feel a warm feeling deep in her heart.
Subsequently,
Liu Yuner searched again on the Internet for questions about having children.
First of all, the big goblin will face two choices, whether to give birth naturally or choose a caesarean section. Generally speaking, natural delivery is better than caesarean section. After the child is squeezed, it can further promote the maturity of the fetal lungs. At the same time, the mother can move more freely and eat better.
No restrictions and no scars.
It's just...very painful!
This heartbreaking pain will last for about twelve hours.
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er panicked. She was originally a person who was afraid of pain. If the pain lasted for twelve hours... she might die, right? But they all said that smoothness is better and will help the child's future health.
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After pondering for a while, Liu Yun'er gritted her teeth and finally decided to give birth naturally, and it was too scary to have such a long scar on her belly.
Perhaps from that moment on, Liu Yun'er had already assumed the role of an expectant mother. She involuntarily raised her hand, touched her belly, and said softly: "Mom has paid a high price for you.
You have to keep your temper and don't imitate your bastard father."
As soon as the words fell,
Liu Yun'er reacted, and her pretty face turned red. What was she talking about just now?
Sudden,
The big goblin thought of another question. If... he had better luck, and the big fool lived up to expectations and killed two birds with one stone, and successfully conceived twins, would he have to endure double the pain?
Thinking of this,
Liu Yun'er hurriedly searched whether it is painful to give birth to twins naturally?
moment,
Liu Yun'er is autistic. This is not just painful, it is simply fatal.
Sudden,
The bedroom door was opened, and Lin Fan slowly walked out of it wearing a pair of big pants. He saw the big goblin sitting on the sofa with a resentful expression on his face. He thought he had made her a little bit tired last night.
Not happy.
"What's wrong?"
"You look sad early in the morning." Lin Fan said with a smile, "Are your arms even more sore? It means you don't usually exercise enough. You will be fine if you practice more in the future. As for the exercise equipment... you just need to call me.
On call."
After saying that,
I walked to the bathroom, ready to wash up briefly.
Watching Lin Fan's leaving figure, Liu Yun'er raised an arm and gently stroked her forehead, her face full of helplessness and anxiety.
God,
If I am really guilty, I should be punished by the law instead of tortured by such a bastard!