Bang! The female interviewer slapped her resume on the table, her face flushed with anger: "Mr. Wang, I won't ask anymore."
Mr. Wang was not angry. Instead, he was more interested in Li Gangjing. He smiled and comforted: "Don't be angry, HR manager. You have to have a pair of discerning eyes. Sometimes, the more unusual the interviewer's performance, the more likely he is to be capable."
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He turned to Manager Chen and said, "Mr. Chen, you come and ask. Don't be like her. Ask carefully and don't get angry."
Manager Chen hummed, took his resume, looked at it for a while and asked: "Li Gang was shocked, didn't you graduate just two years ago?
Why does it say three years of work experience on your resume?”
Li Gang was surprised: "Does overtime not count?"
Manager Chen’s eyes lit up: “So, can you accept working overtime?
As a reminder, our company does not pay overtime."
Li Gang was shocked and said: "No problem, I can work 24 hours a day, all year round, and I don't need any salary."
Manager Chen said: "Are you kidding me?"
Li Gang was surprised: "You teased me first."
Manager Chen was unhappy and said nitpickingly: "Your major is architecture, why don't you go into architecture?"
Li Gang was surprised and said: "You are so short, why don't you sell sesame cakes?"
Manager Chen was furious. Thinking of his boss's instructions, he had to hold back: "How much was your salary in your last company?"
Li Gang was surprised and said: "The annual salary is 300,000 yuan."
Pfft! Manager Chen almost spit out: "Please be honest."
Li Gang was surprised and said: "I'll multiply by ten."
Manager Chen: "..." Manager Chen said: "Are you married?"
Li Gang was surprised: "No, I'm single."
Manager Chen breathed a sigh of relief: "We finally have one thing in common. I am also single and I enjoy this feeling more."
Li Gang was shocked: "Being single and having no one are two different things."
Manager Chen's forehead had veins popping out: "Give me a reason to hire you?"
Li Gang was surprised: "Aren't you recruiting people?"
Manager Chen said: "I mean why did I choose you among so many people?"
Li Gang was surprised: "Isn't this what your job is?"
Manager Chen was completely helpless: "Do you have anything to ask me?"
Li Gang was surprised and asked: What is the philosophy of our company?"
Manager Chen said: "Always fight for the first place."
Li Gang was surprised: "Why?"
Manager Chen said: "Because the world only recognizes the number one, and no one recognizes the number two."
Li Gang was surprised: "What about?"
Manager Chen said: "Let me ask you, what is the highest peak in the world?"
Li Gang was surprised and said: "Mount Everest."
Manager Chen smiled and said: "The second thing, do you know?"
Li Gang was surprised and said: "K2."
Manager Chen stopped laughing: "What about the third one?"
Li Gang was surprised and said: "Kangchenjunga, the fourth Lhotse, the fifth Makalu, the sixth Cho Oyu, the seventh Lagiri, the eighth Manaslu, and the ninth Namjagbarwa.
, the 10th Annapur Peak, the 11th..." Bang! Manager Chen threw his resume on the table angrily: "Mr. Wang, I won't ask anymore!"
"Oh, young people are always so angry."
Mr. Wang shrugged and took his resume: "Li Gangjing... No, Li Gang was shocked. If the company hires you, but the salary during the probation period is not very high, can you accept it?"
Li Gang was surprised: "Then my performance during the probation period is not very good, can the company accept it?"
Mr. Wang said with a smile: "Then the company will fire you, will you accept it?"
Li Gang was shocked: "..." "Come on with me?"
Let you see what the King of Bars is!"
Mr. Wang thought to himself and chuckled: "Li Gang is surprised, you have been officially hired. You will go to work tomorrow. You will be a senior executive and start operating a tower crane at the construction site."
Li Gang was surprised: "Is this a senior executive position?"
Mr. Wang said: "Just tell me whether it's high or not?"
Li Gang was shocked: "..." Mr. Wang laughed: "Just kidding, you are a good person, but the position of reporter requires the most good spirit, so the company welcomes you, come to work tomorrow."
"yeah!"
Li Gang excitedly waved his fist, bowed to Mr. Wang, and then walked away majestically.
The remaining interviewers looked at each other with expressions like they had seen a ghost.
Is this okay?
This weird interview is not for filming a joke, right?
However, some people's eyes were bright, as if they had come up with some brilliant idea... "Next..." the female interviewer regained her composure and picked up the third resume.
Before he finished speaking, suddenly, an interviewer stood up, picked up a chair, and slammed it on the long conference table.
Bang! The conference table was suddenly smashed and a large piece of it was broken.
The other interviewers and Mr. Wang were shocked. They all stood up and looked at him in surprise.
Is this guy mentally ill?
However, after the interviewer finished smashing the table, he put down the chair and touched the damaged area on the conference table: "It's broken. It needs to be repaired. It will cost a lot of money, right?"
The female interviewer came to her senses and said angrily: "You smashed something in our company, you must pay for it, otherwise we will call the police."
The interviewer rolled his eyes and said, "I will pay, of course, but the company can hire me and deduct it from my salary next month."
The female interviewer was furious: "You destroyed the company's stuff and you still want the company to hire you?
What a beautiful thought!”
"Wait!"
Mr. Wang's eyes lit up: "This brain circuit is very strange. Why didn't I think of it? What's your name?"
The interviewer said: "My name is Zhao Qipa."
Mr. Wang said: "Very good, Zhao Qipa. If you want to be a good reporter and collect good news, you must have a unique brain circuit. Congratulations, you are hired. Come to work tomorrow."
"Yeah! Thank you boss!"
Zhao Qiba excitedly waved his fist and walked away triumphantly.
The remaining interviewers looked at me and I looked at you, and they all moved the chairs next to them in unison.
"Let it all go."
Mr. Wang curled his lips and said, "Only the first person to eat the crab is brave. Even if the latecomers succeed, they are just imitators. If you continue to cause damage, I will call the police."
When all the interviewers heard this, they had no choice but to put down their chairs angrily.
Mr. Wang said: "Continue the interview."
The female interviewer picked up the fourth resume: "Who is Chen Hao?"
Chen Hao stood up and said politely: "Hello, I am."
The female interviewer and Manager Chen's eyes lit up at the same time.
Chen Hao is handsome, well-liked, dressed formally, clean and tidy, speaks softly and politely, and is completely different from the previous three weirdos.
Mr. Wang yawned and returned to his sleepy state.
The female interviewer glanced at Chen Hao's resume and was even more satisfied.
Master's degree from Nanjiang University, CET-8 in Professional English, and a press card.
These are the real senior talents who understand English. Under normal circumstances, only formal media units will find such people when recruiting, and private media rarely see them.
Although I have no reporter experience, this is not a big problem.
The female interviewer started asking questions.
Chen Hao answered questions fluently.
The female interviewer became more and more satisfied.
This young man not only has a good appearance and accent, but also has solid theoretical knowledge, is very logical, clear and has a wide range of knowledge. He has the professional qualities that all journalists should have.