Chapter 458 My virtuous brother is not close to women
"Bah, a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, so you farted!"
Chang Chongzi was furious when he heard this: "From the very beginning, Pindao felt that this place stinks. It's a good thing you did to have feelings. It stinks so bad. Did you eat shit at noon?"
"He~legs!"
Zhengxin spat out, and after being dodged by Chang Chongzi, he nailed a hole in the courtyard wall. His spittle flew everywhere, and he cursed: "You old bull nose, you have been throwing black water on me all day long, and now you are still
After raking it down, I see that you must have itchy skin."
"You bald ass!"
"You are short-sighted."
"You are ugly!"
"You are uglier than me!"
"..."
Zhang Lihua looked blankly at the two people quarreling. How should I put it? A spit of spit has such power. It is indeed a continent with outstanding people. Under such a large base, the monsters raised are more powerful than the last.
But his character is a bit unflattering.
"Don't be offended by Zhang Tianshi. These two have been friends for many years. Bickering has become a daily routine. It is a way of expressing friendship."
Seeing that the image of the tour group was being tarnished, Yan Zhen decisively explained aloud, and then said: "I came in a hurry this time, and no friends from Longhu Mountain came with me. If Zhang Tianshi is interested, I can help send a message."
"I am old and tired. I do have this intention, but I am more timid about being close to my hometown. I have never found a suitable opportunity." Zhang Lihua nodded.
She, the descendant of Zhang Tianshi, was canonized and passed down by the Tang Emperor during the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Looking back to the roots, she also came from Longhu Mountain and belonged to a side branch of Tianshi Dao.
While the two were chatting, Yan Zhen found Tian Can standing silently in front of a wall with a thoughtful look on his face. He immediately became curious and approached him.
Tiancan has always been an empty-headed, careless type.
This kind of person suddenly starts playing deep...
That’s outrageous!
"Senior Tiancan, did you find anything abnormal?"
"Um."
It was a casual question, but he didn't expect it to be the right question. Yan Zhen asked curiously: "Senior Tiancan, there are traces left by a mysterious master on this wall. Have you inferred what kind of martial arts he used?"
"Yes."
Tian Can's face was solemn, and he jumped up into the air with a kick. The force of his kick was scattered around and acted on the palace wall in front.
As he exerted his strength, half of the wall tilted and collapsed, revealing a tangent line as neat as a mirror.
People around him came closer, wanting to hear what Tian Can had to say.
"If I'm not wrong, this wall, no, this entire palace, was kicked in half." Tian Can raised his hand and drew a circle, encompassing the entire underground palace.
"Senior has good eyesight, it's true." Chang Deng nodded repeatedly. He is worthy of being a senior, and his martial arts background is truly unfathomable.
There is no problem at all for Chang Deng to call Tian Can his senior. Even though he looks much older than Tian Can, his actual age is far inferior.
Tian Can was a master of the evil sect seven hundred years ago. If you were to rank him in terms of seniority, you couldn't even find a grandson here.
"Then look again, he played like this."
Tian Can narrowed his eyes slightly, tapped his toes on the ground, and whipped his legs out in mid-air.
Wow!!
The blue light streaked across the fan, illuminating the entire underground world with a buzzing sound. The palace walls and courtyards were injured more and more, collapsed, and the sky was filled with rumbles of dust.
"Yes, yes, that's it. That man also flew up and cut the entire palace in half, as well as the stone pillars, the stone pillars..."
Chang Deng pointed at the towering stone pillars in the distance, and was stunned mid-sentence. It seemed that Tiancan's kick had only cut off the palace in half, without affecting the stone pillars, and the range had been reduced by half.
But this inference is too outrageous and inconsistent with common sense.
Tiancan helped Liao Wenjie practice the Tathagata Palm and taught him how to use Tiancan's legs. It was less than a year ago. If he really tortured Eunuch Chen to death with these two martial arts, the speed of his training...
Impossible. In such a comparison, wouldn't everyone else live like a dog?
"Bald Donkey, come here and see what this is?"
Chang Chongzi walked east and west, and found a broken black blade in a corner. The corpse aura was lingering in the air, and he didn't know what kind of evil weapon it was.
"These are nails. It's amazing. How many years can it grow so long without cutting them?"
The two of them squatted in front of the black claws of the corpse and studied it.
"It's Eunuch Chen's fingernails. He trained himself into a zombie with terrifying claws and poisonous corpses. He practiced kung fu tyrannically. According to his wishes, even the indestructible body of King Kong can be broken open." Chang Deng said, he
It took half a month to remove the poison from the corpse. Thinking about the bone-gnawing pain makes me still have lingering fears.
"The smell of corpses is stronger over there."
Monk Zhengxin smelled the stench of swamp gas in the air, and found several more broken black claws in a deep pit deep in the palace.
"This should be the place where Eunuch Chen died..."
Everyone came up one after another. Tian Can gestured with the huge sunken palm prints and shook his head repeatedly: "It's really terrifying. Hitting the Tathagata's devil's palm continuously is like eating and drinking. This kind of force is beyond the reach of human beings."
"I have a question. Come and take a look. This claw... is broken, right?" Chang Chongzi gestured at the scene where the fingers were clasped together, and then the claw fell apart.
Everyone looked at each other and looked at Changdeng Monk. The black claws can destroy the indestructible body of vajra. Are you serious?
Are you sure it's not Eunuch Chen who is bragging?
Chang Deng touched the sweat on his forehead. He also heard about it and then relayed it. He didn't know much about the details.
"Niubi, it's your time to show off again."
Monk Zhengxin slapped Chang Chongzi on the shoulder. The latter was squatting and studying the black claws. He was slapped so hard that his whole face almost hit him.
"I'm so angry!"
Chang Chongzi was furious and pulled up Zhengxin's collar: "It's just a little bit of a miss and my life is gone. How dare you say you didn't do it on purpose?"
"The long lamp over there can force out corpse poison, and you can probably do it too. It's amazing how easy it is to die."
"..."
Chang Deng opened his mouth and wanted to say something. When he was scratched by his claws, Eunuch Chen was still wearing a finger protector.
Looking at these two bastards again, I suddenly lost my desire to remind them.
The art of language lies in speaking less and implicitly, silence is the golden rule.
Amitabha, he has enlightened.
"Senior Chang Chongzi, look at this..."
Yan Zhen stepped forward with a dark face. There was not much left in the sightseeing group. He just asked the two of them to put less effort into it so as not to fall into negative territory.
"I'll take care of you later."
Chang Chongzi loosened Zhengxin's collar, took a deep breath, twirled his goatee and said, "I'm ashamed to say that before, I caught a glimpse of a divine man in the neon lights, and was hurt by his power. I haven't raised him yet."
Okay, if I use this technique again, I'm afraid I won't be able to see clearly."
"Tsk, tsk, I'm pretending again." Zhengxin said with a strange air.
"Shut up!"
Chang Chongzi glared angrily at Zhengxin, held the sword formula with his hand, stepped on the Tiangang with his feet, chanted Jiu Yao Directly, nine times in a row, and pointed at the position between the eyebrows.
A blue sky eye opened, Chang Chongzi closed his eyes tightly, and looked at the underground world again with the sky eye on his forehead, quickly browsing the tragic conditions of the previous war.
Eunuch Chen is very miserable.
"Tsk, tsk, it's so miserable. It's like a zombie. If you were honest, your shit would be spit out."
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, be careful of me, Lord Buddha..."
"puff"
Just as he was talking, Chang Chongzi suddenly raised his head and vomited blood, his whole body trembled, and he fell limply to the ground.
"Niubi, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me! I didn't do anything!" Zhengxin hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.
"It's him, it's him, it's him..."
A mouthful of blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, and Chang Chongzi rolled his eyes and fainted.
"who is it?"
"You should have fainted again after telling me!!"