On the street, under the neon lights, Liao Wenjie met Tian Can at the door of the agreed nightclub, and he was greeted by a long-lost bear hug.
The two of them patted each other on the back and laughed endlessly.
The reason we agreed to meet at the door of the nightclub was not because we had organized a night out activity, but because Tiancan was not familiar with Hong Kong Island and couldn't find any other place names.
"Brother, I haven't seen you for a long time. You are so rich."
"If you eat well and sleep well, you will naturally gain weight, but you, dear brother..."
Tian Can blinked and said with a hint of displeasure, "Did I see it wrong? Why are you so handsome again?"
"As expected of the eldest brother, his eyes are still so vicious."
Liao Wenjie smiled and hugged Tiancan's shoulders, shook his head and said, "We haven't seen each other for a while, and my elder brother's education level is getting better and better. The word 'you' highlights the center, deepens the theme, and combines the context of the entire sentence, which plays a role in strengthening the tone."
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"Well, the old man who gave me tutoring also asked me to solve problems this way."
"..."
Liao Wenjie was speechless and rolled his eyes. He just said it casually. Unexpectedly, he guessed it right. He took Tiancan and walked into the hot pot restaurant next door, ready to chat while eating.
Chang Chongzi spied on the battle in the underground palace and wanted to see clearly the identity of the mysterious man. He fell into the same pit and vomited blood and fainted on the spot.
Everyone hurriedly tried to treat him, with Monk Zhengxin working the hardest. After a while, Chang Chongzi woke up dazedly and said that he had bad luck.
There is most likely only one land god in the world, but he spied on it twice in a row, getting more injured than ever before, and felt that it was too much to bear.
Scoring twice and scoring a hat-trick once more, a feat that has never been accomplished in thousands of years, Chang Chongzi is proud of the world and is the first person in history. From this perspective, it may be a good thing.
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When they first heard Chang Chongzi's important information, everyone was shocked. Land gods, such a strange and illusory realm.
Just like the white clouds in the blue sky, they are elusive and elusive.
However, based only on Chang Chongzi's words, it was difficult for everyone to believe that there really were land gods in the world. Even if he swore that if he told the truth, he would send Monk Zhengxin into the eighteenth level of hell, everyone still had a skeptical attitude.
Doubts account for more.
After all, no one has ever seen what land gods look like, whether they have three heads and six arms, or green faces and fangs. There is only one statement in ancient books. Chang Chongzi had no reference to compare, so it would be inappropriate to say that he was a land god.
Chang Chongzi was so angry that he didn't speak. It was hard for everyone to express their doubts when they saw that their senior was autistic. But one thing was undoubted. Regardless of whether the mysterious man was a land god or not, he was the ultimate master of torturing Eunuch Chen. It was hard to find anyone in the world.
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The clue points to Liao Wenjie, and Tian Can, who has the closest relationship with him, is entrusted with an important task and comes to set up a story.
As we all know, Tiancan is the most loyal and careless person. When asked to trick his brother, he must try to be as tactful as possible so as not to be seen as a trick...
It’s very difficult!
"Tons, tons, tons—"
"Hiccup~"
Tian Can blew away a bottle of beer, put it aside, put some vegetables in the hot pot and started cooking them.
It should be casual, not deliberate, natural, not stiff, just like normal chatting.
He silently recited Yan Zhen's warning in his mind, pondered for a moment, and said tactfully: "Brother, I haven't seen you for a few months. How are you doing in your martial arts training? Are you feeling tired?"
"I've always been a lazy person and haven't practiced much martial arts, but with the Tathagata Palm by my side, and the Tiancan Kung Fu you taught me, big brother, I basically beat people up, and I rarely suffer losses in fights." Liao Wenjie said casually.
"It's good to beat people up, as long as you don't suffer any consequences."
Tian Can nodded, then frowned and said in a low voice, "Who have you fought with? Are they powerful? Is there any big brother who is powerful like me?"
"Hey, why are you acting weird today?"
"Yes, is there?" Tian Can moved his eyes away with a guilty conscience, and unexpectedly found a lady with a child, which made her very sad.
"Yes!"
Liao Wenjie smiled and said: "Brother, I don't know what your temper is. You can't hide things in your heart, and you don't know how to twist your words. If you say you don't have it, that's fine... But please look at my righteous eyes and don't always stare at others.
A children’s cafeteria.”
"Canteen! Where did the canteen come from?"
Tian Can didn't know why, and when he saw Liao Wenjie's half-smiling eyes, he looked away again with a guilty conscience and looked at the lady.
He has the same interests as a child, which shows his innocent and beautiful qualities.
"Brother, if you have a problem, I won't say more. Let's talk about something happy."
Liao Wenjie pondered for a moment and asked: "What about Princess Yunluo, have you caught her?"
"Brother Xian, this is not a happy topic."
"I'm so happy!"
"..."
"Just kidding, brother, you have come all the way, and I will treat you well no matter what. After dinner, we will go directly to the nightclub and fight until dawn." Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows and showed a smile that Tiancan knows very well.
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"No, brother, I'm not that kind of person."
"???"
Liao Wenjie tilted his head: "Brother, something is really wrong with you today. You were not..."
"Cough cough cough!"
Tian Can coughed repeatedly and shouted loudly to cover up the last part of Liao Wenjie's words: "Brother Xian, you drank too much and talked nonsense. When we two brothers became sworn sworn brothers, we swore not to be lewd by women for the rest of our lives. Have you forgotten?
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"Really? But I remember that we met as brothers in a nightclub. At that time, you had a lot of wins, and you could hit eight every night..."
"Ahem, drink, don't say anything, it's all in the wine." Tiancan quickly raised his glass.
"Okay, you do it, I'll do whatever you want."
Liao Wenjie raised the wine bottle and touched it with Tian Can: "Brother, I'm serious, it's been almost eight hundred years, and it's so... my great-grandson can make soy sauce, but you haven't captured that woman yet?"
"It's difficult!"
Tian Can sighed, and then stared at Liao Wenjie with piercing eyes: "Brother Xian, you have a good brain. If you give me some advice, what should I do?"
"Hang yourself on another tree."
"No, I'm going to hang this one."
"It's difficult!"
Liao Wenjie sighed and helped Tiancan analyze it with reason and evidence: "Women hate men who have no weaknesses. In other words, they like men with weaknesses, so that they can control them more easily and gain a sense of security."
"What's the meaning?"
"Brother, a good man like you who attaches great importance to love and justice has many good qualities all over his body. Women will only be intimidated by this."
"That makes sense."
Tian Can was deeply convinced and said hurriedly: "Xian brother, in your opinion, how should Yun Luo break the situation?"
"..."
"Brother, please speak!"
"Brother, don't panic. Let's not talk about Yunluo. Let's talk about you first. There is no weakness. We can create weaknesses. For example, you are a good brother and I, I will..."
Liao Wenjie secretly glanced around and whispered: "Don't spread the word. I'm just telling you that I won't reject women. I'm actually just pretending to give them some hope."
"I also have this weakness?!"
Tian Can's eyes widened and he said incomprehensibly: "I have been looking forward to Princess Yunluo seven hundred years ago. I have been looking forward to it until now, and she has not looked back."
"Brother, your kind is not called hope, but is called infatuation and single-mindedness. It is an advantage, and I have it too."
"I don't understand, it's too profound."
"Don't worry. With your wisdom, it's hard for me to explain it clearly in a few words. Let's talk while eating. The nightclub will arrange two shows later and I will analyze it for you."
"But……"
"There's nothing good about it. Being horny is also a shortcoming. I know you're not horny, brother, but you can pretend to be horny and give the girls a little hope of touching you."
"Okay, I'll listen to you, dear brother."
Tian Can nodded with a serious face, Xian Di is nice to talk to and knows how to get things done, he likes Xian Di the most.
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A few kilometers away, on the rooftop of an apartment building.
A scroll is suspended in mid-air, and the ink painting is swimming, showing the scene of Tian Can and Liao Wenjie chatting and laughing in a hot pot restaurant.
Silent, but with subtitles.
The group of people looked at Tian Can's extremely blunt words, and then saw Liao Wenjie playfully playing with them in his hands, all shaking their heads in silence.
Chang Chongzi didn't. The seriously injured patient was covered with a quilt and lay on the ground groaning, but he still hadn't recovered.
"No way, Senior Tiancan is too straight-minded, and he was led astray in just a few words. Expecting him to ask for useful information is 100% impossible." Zhengxin touched his bald head, indicating that Tiancan was going to fight.
He is a good player, doing intelligence work is equivalent to sending intelligence to the other side.
Everyone was silent. Yan Zhen wanted to give it a try. In terms of his skills in talking, he was as confident as Liao Wenjie.
But in this situation, he suspected that Liao Wenjie had seen something, and it was really embarrassing to show up at this moment.
It's not easy to make friends, so don't let it get to you.
"I have an idea!"
Monk Zhengxin patted his thigh, turned around and took two steps away, dragging Chang Chongzi out of the quilt: "Quick, Niubi, take another look with your third eye. If you vomit blood, it means we have found the right one."
People."
"NMD, the poor Taoist has been injured like this, how can you be considered a human being?"
Chang Chongzi almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, and walked tremblingly towards the quilt, but was pulled in place by Zhengxin, unable to move.
"Brother Chong, you are humble again!"
Zhengxin said: "Men, as long as Dan says it's okay, everything won't be a problem."
"Go away, it's time for me to rest."
Normally, Chang Chongzi would have fought with Zhengxin, who was gloating about his misfortune, no matter what he said, but that was not possible today. The injury was too serious and he would suffer in a fight.
The two were entangled in the same spot, Chang Chong was weak and could not match Zhengxin's brute strength. Seeing that no one came forward to help, he looked at everyone angrily.
When he saw it, he immediately groaned and blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.
I saw everyone looking at him with glaring eyes. Although they didn't say anything, they got the idea right and felt that what Monk Zhengxin said was very reasonable.
"You, why do you want me to see it? If you really doubt him, who is that..."
Chang Chongzi grabbed Zhengxin by the collar and said angrily: "That's it, bald donkey, go and attack him sneakily. There is a beer bottle on the table, pick it up and give him a hard hit. Check to see if he is a land god."
Your corpse will be known."
"How can it be!"
Zhengxin slapped Chang Chongzi's hand away and said disdainfully: "If it were that person, could you find my body? You can even say such stupid things. I'll give you a bottle of wine and it's more like it."