Wang Quan really wanted to teach her, but he didn't expect that this little girl looked innocent, but turned out to be pornographic as soon as she got started.
What kind of Chinese language textbook is this? Why does it feel wrong?
"Let me read the book."
Wang Quan took the textbook directly from her hand to see what was written on it.
[Guan Bao Jiao Jiao, a Chinese idiom. It means that during the Spring and Autumn Period in China (770 BC - 476 BC/403 BC), Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya from Qi State knew each other best, and they were often used to describe close friends. From Liezi
·Li Ming》.】
The specific content is in Japanese, but the translation roughly means the above.
Wang Quan breathed a long sigh of relief.
It seems that he is not wearing colored glasses, nor is he having a yellow heart.
But there is a problem with this textbook.
What the hell is Guan Bao intersecting?
That idiom is clearly "Guan Bao's acquaintance".
Then Wang Quan looked serious and said, "This means that two people understand each other very well. It probably means that if people can understand each other, the world will become a better place."
This is roughly what it means when translated, but the Japanese is a bit more neutral.
It's just like what many anime say about "people understanding each other."
"Is that so?" Mochizuki Rin thought thoughtfully, "It would be great if my husband and I could keep our relationship under control."
Wang Quan: ""
Looking at the girl's pure eyes, he couldn't help but feel ashamed.
I'm ashamed that he is not a good teacher.
Alas, sometimes he is helpless.
Maybe it’s because I’m used to getting along with Ajiu and the others, or maybe it’s because I was better at socializing when I was a social animal.
He often tells dirty jokes and uses them to build relationships with acquaintances.
The purpose of saying this is to make the other person laugh, scold or complain, so that semi-strangers will quickly become familiar with each other (good kids don’t need to imitate, they must have a certain degree of familiarity).
So he would say something like "show your OO when you apologize", just to make Mochizuki Rin complain and break the awkward atmosphere between the two of them at that time.
It turns out that this girl took it too seriously and actually took that kind of joke seriously.
What a headache.
For example, this "Guan Bao Intersection".
As soon as he saw these four words, he wanted to say something sexy, but looking at the girl's serious and curious eyes, he held it back.
The result is now
Damn, even the word "social" has a special meaning.
Is it because I haven’t seen Ajiu Luoxiao for a week?
So my body is "lonely"?
grass!
It's really a besieged city. Those on the outside want to get in, and those on the inside want to get out.
Alas, let’s just recite the mantra.
If your heart is as clear as ice, you won’t be surprised if the sky falls
"gentlemen?"
Wang Quan opened his eyes, feeling helpless, "What's wrong?"
"I don't understand what that means either."
Wang Quan followed the position pointed by the girl's white and slender fingers.
[Lifting the whip to cut off the water is a Chinese idiom, which means throwing all the whips into the river to cut off the water flow; describing the number of soldiers and the strong military strength. It comes from "Book of Jin·Fu Jian's Records".]
Wang Quan: ""
What's the point of cutting off the water with a whip?
Isn’t this supposed to be a whipping to cut off the current?
Was this textbook written by Chinese?
He turned to the cover and took a look.
Sure enough, the compiler was not a Chinese person, but a string of English names followed by an American text logo.
There is a translator at the back who is Japanese, and the author is Chinese.
Wang Quan: ""
It’s really yours!
An American translated a Chinese teaching textbook written by a Chinese, and then the Japanese did not translate the original Chinese version, but went to get the American version translated into English and translated it into Japanese.
In Mochizuki Rin's puzzled eyes, Wang Quan simply turned back.
Then he was speechless.
What the hell is this?
The depth cannot be measured, the whip cannot reach it, and the clothes are in tatters.
There are a lot of idioms.
The key point is that none of these idioms are quite right.
Although the meaning is that, there is a problem.
Wang Quan also felt something was wrong.
He looked at the cover again, and it wasn't yellow either.
Sighing, he put down the book, looked at the curious eyes close at hand, and said angrily: "Hurry up and go to bed! You have to get up for school soon."
There is no emotional change in the translated electronic sound, but JK Hei Changzhi has learned to understand Wang Quan's emotions by combining Wang Quan's tone and the translation of the electronic sound.
She knew Wang Quan was pretending to be angry, but she didn't understand why.
Is there something wrong with the textbook?
The gentleman is indeed very mysterious, just like that mysterious country.
But she has decided to study Chinese well, and she must know more about her husband in the future!
She wants to have a close relationship with her husband like Guan Bao!
"Eurasian Minase~"
With a relaxed mood, she fell asleep peacefully.
After she fell asleep, Wang Quan looked at her speechless.
The bed on the tatami was not very big, so she slept on her side and made room for her, as if it was a special place reserved for someone.
The quilt was also kicked away, and the pajamas were lowered to the thighs, revealing white lace cotton clothing.
Wang Quan: ""
He was quite helpless. If he really didn't care, he would have eaten and wiped it clean first.
Tsk.
There was no other way, so he opened the door and walked out.
Let's smoke a cigarette first and then talk.
After the door was closed, Mochizuki Rin suddenly shrank into the quilt and hid her hot cheeks, leaving only her long black hair outside.
A night of silence.
In the end, Wang Quan finally slept on the bed he had made, just as he and Mochizuki Rin were back to back, feet touching each other.
When he got up in the morning, he lay in a daze outside the house, waiting for Mochizuki Rin to finish washing before going in to do his own business.
He found that Mochizuki Rin made breakfast, but there were some problems with it.
The omelette was burnt and the bacon was cold.
Not to mention water, no tea, milk or coffee, just plain boiled water.
"Angry?"
"No."
Wang Quan grinned, unbuttoned the top three buttons of his shirt, and then opened it on both sides.
Mochizuki Rin tilted her head, "Sir, are you harassing an active female high school student?"
Wang Quan's expression was serious, "You have to show your oppai when apologizing. This is an attempt."
"Pfft" Mochizuki Rin couldn't hold back the cold expression on her face, "touch ooo! Please don't say such dirty jokes to me again! Otherwise I will really get angry!"
Wang Quan nodded, "Sexy jokes are the repertoire of greasy middle-aged people. I will try my best in the future."
"Touch ooo"
Wang Quan simply wanted to give himself a slap in the face after receiving such a charming eye roll from the female high school student.
Damn, I subconsciously got drunk again.
Be sure to pay attention in the future!
"What about that? I'm going to school to prepare lessons first. You should be careful not to be late."
Wang Quan slipped away.
After he finished dressing and left the room, Mochizuki Rin lay down on the table and said in a muffled voice:
"It's illegal for you to do this. Don't treat me like a child. I don't want this kind of tenderness."
Yes, what she was angry about was not what Wang Quan did.
But the night Wang Quan stayed in the same room with the female high school student, he really didn't do anything.