But unfortunately, Mochizuki Rin is destined to miss this "first time".
Before she arrived at school, she was picked up by a car that suddenly appeared.
Sitting in the car was Ichiro Kenchi.
He took Mochizuki Rin and went directly to the Public Security Section 6 headquarters.
Wang Quan didn't care about that for the time being. He had to go to class today.
His class is the second period.
Of course there is no need to prepare lessons or anything like that.
It just so happened that Mochizuki Rin was not here, so he could show off his Japanese.
It's just that he will deliberately add a crooked accent.
During the second period, he entered the classroom with the bell ringing.
At that moment, he observed a very interesting phenomenon.
The yellow-haired little girl who took the lead in bullying Mochizuki Rin seemed to be isolated.
The other students were gathered together in twos and threes and were about to walk back to their seats.
But there was no one around the little girl.
Even when everyone passed by her seat, they would deliberately avoid her, while her original followers all sat far away.
During this process, no one's eyes stopped where she was.
This is completely treating her like air.
But this girl now has empty eyes and is obviously autistic.
It's so miserable.
Wang Quan did not laugh at her.
Well, I feel a little bit sympathetic, after all, this little girl is quite pretty.
But what can he do? He will sympathize with people begging when he sees them on the roadside, and will even buy them some food without giving them money.
Of course, if he had known in advance that the beggar's leg was broken because he stole someone and was interrupted by the mistress, he would not even give him food.
Insert an app: a perfect replica of the old version of the book-chasing artifact and a replaceable source app——.
This is the case for this little yellow-haired girl now.
If Mochizuki Rin wants to forgive her, it will be because of the black man.
Encouraging people to be generous will result in being struck by lightning. Wang Quan is not an insulator, and he is also afraid of being struck by lightning.
So, he ignored the little girl and officially started teaching.
After the class leader called for everyone to stand up, bow and sit down, Wang Quan, who was wearing a suit and leather shoes and gold-rimmed glasses, started lecturing like a real well-dressed beast:
"Everyone already knows my name. We are short on time and have heavy tasks, so we won't talk about nonsense."
"All the textbooks are put together. The above ones are basically useless, at least the previous ones are useless. I suggest you just turn to the fifth page and start learning Pinyin, which is similar to Roman pronunciation. The learning effect will be much better through this." Wang Quan put his hand in his pocket.
He glanced at the curious students below, "But I won't talk about that in the first lesson today."
He opened the textbook, took a look, and said: "'Hello' and so on have been withdrawn from the environment. When we met over there, we asked 'Are you okay?', only for acquaintances."
When it comes to strangers, no one would call her beautiful, at least most people wouldn't call her that way.
Same goes for handsome guys.
Wang Quan had heard that people in Guangdong would call people pretty, but he didn't know until he went there that people in Guangdong would call them handsome.
However, this is advanced learning and does not need to be used today.
Looking at the curious faces below, Wang Quan felt that he was much younger.
His expression was calm and he asked with a smile: "Which classmate knows what to learn first and fastest when learning a foreign language?"
Go to the hotel to find a "foreign teacher" girl to teach offline the fastest.
But this is not very harmonious and is not suitable to be said to underage students.
One student said, "Sir, is it a greeting? Hello, 'Mud Howl' and so on are easy to remember."
"What's the name of this classmate?" Wang Quan looked at that person.
A gloomy man with quite long hair, quite handsome, and he looks familiar, but I have definitely never seen him before.
Maybe handsome guys are familiar to everyone.
This guy has a gloomy temperament. Wang Quan didn't expect that he would take the initiative to answer questions in class.
It seems you still can’t judge a book by its cover.
The student smiled shyly and said, "Shiratori Yu, teacher, just call me Shiratori."
Shiratiao Wang Quan remembered that there was a policeman from the Metropolitan Police Department at the headless case last night who also had the surname Shiratiao.
A relative?
It does look a bit familiar.
But none of this matters.
He was very gentle, "Shiratori-kun answered well, but you made a mistake."
He turned around and wrote a few words on the blackboard.
"Red Deer" (baka, Baga).
"In fact, the most memorable foreign languages are swear words."
For example, words such as "西八", "shake it", "сукаблядь", "Fake", "Shete".
Except for the Russian sentence, although everyone may have exhausted their lifelong learning, everyone basically knows the meaning.
Even if you don't know what it means, you know it's a curse word.
Even when playing games, the fastest way for foreigners to learn Chinese is swearing.
After all, straightforward swear words generally have two characteristics.
First, the words are short enough, catchy and easy to remember.
Second, the damage may not be high, but it is extremely insulting.
At the very least, the other side treats your foreigner's swearing as a monkey show, and thinks it's interesting for a foreigner to learn their language and swear.
You also scolded him, and you will not be scolded back, and you will feel happy.
As long as everyone is a clown, no one will be harmed.
The screen pulls back.
The originally quiet atmosphere under the podium was suddenly broken, and there was a murmur of discussion among the students.
Wang Quan had to stand up and maintain classroom discipline, "That classmate, look away, it's you, the classmate who wears glasses and has a watermelon head.
"What words do you usually use when you quarrel with others?"
The boy who was named stood up at a loss and said cautiously: "Oh no type (you guy) and ha pants qi (idiot)?"
"It's very good, but it's still too conservative. This is the limitation of Japanese." Wang Quan said nonsense seriously, "Japanese is a very ambiguous language. Many times we don't add subjects when we speak."
It may be a national issue, or it may be a fear of trouble and "politeness", or it may be a fear of taking responsibility.
In short, there are indeed many words without subjects in Japanese.
For example, "I like you" would be said in Japanese as "su ki (like)" or "da su ki (favorite)".
"Auntie washes the railroad" is more direct, but generally Japanese people don't say it so directly when expressing love.
As an elderly Japanese manga fan, Wang Quan has never seen many people say "Auntie washes the railway" when watching anime. He has only heard it in the lyrics.
When most of the confessions are made, the lines spoken by the characters are the above two ambiguous words without subjects.
Just like "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight".
You can't answer directly by saying, "Then go back to the house quickly and fix things." Instead, you should say, "However, the wind is also very gentle."
Wang Quan couldn't think of such a ridiculous thing to say.
It’s also very artistic!
He is a man of action and never expresses his feelings.
Confession is the summary of victory, not the charge at the starting point.
If you confess your love directly to someone, 80% of what you get in exchange is "Is it enough (sorry)".
The so-called "rejection after ten moves" is nothing more than this.
Many students also agree with Wang Quan's words.
Usually he doesn't like people, and he only curses them a few words back and forth, and they are not very lethal.
Or it's a metaphor.
For example, "You are as stinky as a frog."
Can't you just say "NMSL" or "your penis is only three centimeters" and "next year today, the grass on your grave will be three meters high"?
Or something like "fight your mother" will do.
If I were to be more straightforward, I could just say "idiot".
Wang Quan has always felt that Japanese people live a very depressed life. Today, he will liberate the nature of these "flowers of the motherland".
"Of course swearing is not good, but sometimes, for example, if you are bullied but don't dare to fight back, or if you encounter a senior student who bullies someone, and you scold him behind his back for fear of being reported, it can come in handy.
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Wang Quan said seriously, "The foreign language swear words I gave examples before are too common, and everyone knows their meaning. Therefore, it is necessary to learn Chinese swear words. Even if you scold them in person, others will not know their meaning."
After he said this, these students really became interested.
Because this is a very real problem.
School bullying has never been a problem in Japan. They themselves have made movies and documentaries on this aspect.
Even the Japanese branch of Nike has filmed advertisements about school bullying.
However, they only dare to protest, but will not change even if they are beaten to death.
Just like the Southern Dynasty next door, with all kinds of social darkness, we make movies to earn box office for the people, but we don't change, and everyone is happy.
"Sowon" is so awesome!
The results of it?
The prototype prisoner has finally been released from prison!
There is also a certain female artist who committed suicide, and even her death was made into a movie to entertain the public.
Wang Quan has never had a good impression of these two countries.
Except Mochizuki Rin.
Hei Changzhi JK is a little angel.
Wang Quan has always been famous for his double standards.
Looking at the pair of longing eyes below, he smiled slightly, turned around and wrote a few Chinese characters on the blackboard, and thoughtfully marked the pinyin next to them.
[Happy New Year to my brother and sister-in-law].
It's not a joke, it's simple Chinese that they can look up themselves.
Such as "Hello", "I love you" and so on.
That would easily expose the fact that Wang Quan deceived them.
This is still a good sentence.
Wang Quan pointed at the blackboard with a serious expression, "This sentence is a curse word, and it is extremely lethal when spoken to Chinese people. Although they are very angry, because we are international friends, they can only smile.
Face you.
"So in the future, if you meet a Chinese person who makes you unhappy, just say 'Happy New Year to my brother and sister-in-law'."
At this time, the gloomy handsome guy Shiratori Yuu raised his hand and asked: "Sir, what does this sentence mean? If the degree of anger is different, the swear words should also be different, right?"
"Very good." Wang Quan hates this kind of guy the most.
Is it fun to draw inferences?
It's also very tiring to fool people.
"How can Chinese be such an inconvenience?" Wang Quan continued with a serious expression, "Just change the tone. There are four intonations in Chinese. From low to high in this sentence, the degree of swearing increases."
"Of course, this sentence is also more complicated. You can say this sentence when facing people who don't understand Chinese." Wang Quan wrote three more words.
【Battle with your mother】.
Of course it's the non-harmonious version.
"When you meet someone from your own country who makes you angry and you want to scold but you dare not, you can say these three words. If the other person asks you what it means, you can say it means 'Gui'an'."
"oh"
There was a sudden realization in the classroom, which gave Wang Quan the sense of accomplishment that a hard-working gardener feels when he sees his seedlings grow vigorously after being fertilized.
Wang Quan thought it was more interesting than setting up a small stove for Mochizuki Rin.
At least these high school students wouldn't ask questions that would mess with his DNA.
"A sneeze! A sneeze!"
At the Public Security Section Six Headquarters, Hei Changzhi JK rubbed his red nose, and then said to Ichiro Kenchi: "So what is going on?"
Kenchi Ichiro's expression was as serious as Wang Quan's, "I just came back from reporting on my work, and I have something to inform you."
He sighed, took out a photo in the projector behind him and projected it on the curtain.
Mochizuki Rin looked over.
It was a humanoid creature, it looked like a man, and he was wearing a handsome suit.
But it was surrounded by a faint black and red mist, and there was blood-colored ink flying outside.
His face was covered in thick mist and ink, making it impossible to see his appearance at all.