Chapter 48 Uncle and nephew turn against each other (two in one)
The process of this issue of "Happy Dream Show" is actually not complicated. It is to play the game first and then interview.
Different from previous ones, this program focuses more on interviews.
After all, this is a special plan for "Underground Traffic Station". We must put more effort into the crew, interview some actors that the audience likes more, and let the leading actors share some interesting things during filming. This is what many fans of "Underground Traffic Station"
Want to see.
However, celebrities playing games has always been a feature of "Happy Dream Show". After finally gathering the leading actors of "Underground Traffic Station", which was popular during the Spring Festival, the program team did not want to waste this good opportunity.
So I racked my brains and came up with a few games: Shooting Seven Rings, Soundproof Speaker, and Football Nine Squares.
Even if you look at some of the games, they seem a bit old-fashioned. They often appear in various variety shows, and they seem to have been played badly.
But there is no way. Many viewers just like these games. They are enduring and never get tired of them. If you come up with new games, you may not be able to win the recognition of the audience.
Even from a certain perspective, these games can be considered classics...
Yu Xiuxiu is well versed in variety show routines, and knows that the more critical the program, the more important it is to use these old games that have been recognized by countless audiences, rather than experimenting with new games that have just been developed.
Otherwise, if the new game is not good, it will not only waste time, but also damage the effect of the program, and even directly affect the enthusiasm of guests, hosts and live audiences.
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Soon after Zuo Le and others took the stage, Li Mu began to call everyone to divide into two teams for a competition.
The Dingxiang Loutian team and the host team, and the remaining villain team, with Li Mu and the most popular second uncle as captains respectively.
The first game is the soundproof microphone, as the name suggests
Each team selects 5 members, each member is separated by a partition and wears headphones to isolate external sounds.
The program team will give the first person a question, which is usually a classic line from a certain film and television drama, and then ask the first person to pass it to the teammates wearing headphones. They can use mouth shapes and movements but cannot take off the headphones. Then the next person will ask questions in turn.
Pass it around, and the last person will retell the question given by the program group. The one with the most correct words wins.
Two teams win two out of three games, and the losing team is punished by drinking a glass of fresh lemon juice or bitter melon juice.
Except for Wu Yue, Liu Jinhai, Wang Chao, and Nagano Nako, most of the leading actors in "Underground Traffic Station" participated in this kind of variety show for the first time and were very motivated.
After listening to the introduction of the game, everyone came forward one after another, even Mrs. Jin, who was almost 70 years old, was no exception.
Zuo Le was the only one who consciously ate behind the scenes. He didn't want to compete with the actors for exposure, so he took the initiative to give in and didn't participate in the game. He quietly stayed in the waiting area and watched the excitement.
However, you can not participate in the game, but you cannot escape the punishment.
Zuo Le's team was in high spirits, but they were all newbies and couldn't compete with the Dingxiang Loutian team, which had the help of an experienced host. They were defeated miserably.
According to the rules, the entire team must be punished.
Zuo Le was happily watching the fun, but before the smile could stop on his face, Miss Tian Yan personally brought a glass of lemon juice and handed it to Zuo Le with a sweet smile, saying that she was monitoring Zuo Le to see if he was cheating.
As the camera was filming, Zuo Le couldn't be fooled. He took a deep breath and drank the lemon juice in a sip.
That sour and refreshing!
Zuo Le's face was wrinkled and deformed. Before he could recover, his second uncle came over with his own cup of Xiaohehe bitter melon juice.
"Xiao Le, my second uncle is old and has a bad stomach. Please help me."
Zuo Le was confused, but then he thought that at his age, the old man really couldn't drink such a heavy drink. He sighed, gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and drank another drink.
Good guy!
Zuo Le's reaction to the lemon juice he drank just now has not subsided, and now he has a glass of bitter melon juice. His mouth is sour and bitter. The taste is like opening up the eight extraordinary meridians, and his whole body has been sublimated...
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The second game is to shoot 7 orders.
The rules of the game are very simple. Five people from each team will participate, and the number will be counted from 1-99. However, when the number of people reaches a number containing "7" or a multiple of "7", the number is not allowed. Point to one person at will, and the person being pointed to will be allowed to do so.
Continue counting.
During this period, if someone reports the wrong number or the person being pointed out fails to react or the pause time is too long, they will be eliminated. Whichever team is eliminated first will lose the round.
It is still a best-of-three game system. The losing team will be rewarded with a small mustard cake for each person in the team.
Zuo Le, who had been cheated so much just now, didn't dare to sit back and watch anymore. He decided to take action personally to avenge his stomach and taste.
Taking out unbranded mineral water and filling half of the bottle, Zuo Le led a group of teammates and gave instructions earnestly.
"We must fight steadily, step by step, unite as one, and turn defeat into victory."
All the teammates nodded solemnly, but when the game started, each one flew higher and higher. Before the count reached 50 at the beginning, Zuo Le was the only villain.
Although Zuo Le was concentrating and thinking hard, he was ultimately outnumbered and was surrounded and had no choice but to retreat.
After a bad start, Zuo Le became anxious and temporarily deprived his second uncle of the captaincy, carefully selected the candidates for the battle, and formulated a strategy of attacking at fixed points and defeating them one by one, and competed against the Dingxiang Loutian team again.
And here, perhaps for the sake of program effect, the two hosts who participated in the battle deliberately let off steam, and the villain team finally regained the game.
But they were not happy for long. In the third game, Miss Tian Yan played extraordinary and completed three consecutive kills against Zuo Band by herself, brutally winning the game.
Two losses and one victory, Zuo Le was surprised to get two portions of mustard cakes including his second uncle's portion.
"call………"
With a cake in each hand, Zuo Le looked at Miss Tian Yan who came over to gloat about his misfortune and smiled bitterly.
"Have your program team prepared an ambulance? If this continues, I'm afraid I'll have to go to the hospital to see the gastroenterology department."
The young lady smiled sweetly: "Don't worry, the program team has strictly controlled the dosage of these punishment foods. Even if you eat two more portions, you won't go to the hospital."
"Haha, you are quite humane."
Zuo Le complained, gritted his teeth and stuffed the two cakes into his mouth, chewed briefly and swallowed them. After a while, a very irritating feeling rushed along the esophagus and into the brain.
Zuo Le's whole body and soul have been double sublimated...
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The next game was football nine-square grid. Zuo Le was absolutely determined to win. He no longer wanted to eat the dark food prepared by the program team.
Football Jiugongge was originally the top event in Dongshan TV's outdoor program "National Games". The program team selected amateurs to challenge it and then gave them home appliances, cash and other rewards.
Later, the program "National Games" was cancelled, but many viewers still remembered the game Jiugongge. Seeing this, the program team of "Happy Dream Show" slightly changed the game and moved it to "Happy Dream Show".
Because it was well received by the audience after it was broadcast, the program team kept this game and gradually became one of the regular games of "Happy Dream Show".
The rules of the football nine-square grid game are very simple. Five people from each team stand five meters away and shoot at each nine-square grid with an area of less than one square meter.
Each person has 3 shooting opportunities. Each person hits a grid and scores 1 point, and can continue to kick, with a maximum score of 9 points. If he fails to kick, he wastes 1 opportunity. If he misses 3 times, the person will be eliminated.
There are a total of 15 opportunities for a team of five people. After both teams have finished playing, the one with the higher score wins. The loser gets a secret stinky tofu hamburger for each person in the team.
After hearing the rules, Zuo Le almost pinched his waist and threw his head back laughing.
Play football?
We are experts.
As early as junior high school, Zuo Le was influenced by his neighbors and became a football fan.
Zuo Le loves to watch football, and even more likes to play football. His level is not bad. He almost made the school team when he was in college. Later, he often formed teams with classmates and competed with other schools.
Because he is not fast, Zuo Le rarely plays in the frontcourt offensive position. He plays as a defender in small teams with five or seven people. In large teams with 11 people, he plays as a midfielder, specializing in organizing interceptions.
But this does not mean that Zuo Le's footwork is average. In fact, he was nicknamed "Quanda Pirlo" when he was in college. His footwork was the best in the team at that time, especially free kicks. The curved ball he took out had a hint of a full-moon scimitar.
shadow.
For this reason, Zuo Le once protested that he could play the full-moon scimitar and should not be called "Pirlo" but "Beckham". As a result, his teammates said he was not good enough for his appearance.
On the grounds of forcible suppression.
In the end, the nickname "Big Beckham" fell on the most handsome captain of the team, which almost made Zuo Le angry to death.
The reason is that the captain plays goalkeeper, but when did Beckham ever become a goalkeeper?
Putting aside the past, Zuo Le saw the football on the stage and vaguely found the feeling of galloping on the playground back then, so he volunteered to be the first to play.
Carrying the football to the designated position, Zuo Le deliberately showed off by picking up the football with one foot, then catching it with his foot and weighing the ball casually a few times.
The audience and guests did not expect Zuo Le to have such ability, and they exclaimed in surprise. A trace of pride flashed in Zuo Le's eyes, he stepped on the ball, raised his foot and fired a explosive shot.
As a result, I was so kicked...
"Ha ha ha ha."
Everyone burst into laughter, and a cheerful atmosphere roamed throughout the studio.
Zuo Le was so embarrassed. He coughed a few times and didn't dare to do those fancy tricks. He carefully placed the ball, took aim with his eyes, and shot hard.
boom
The ball accurately hit the middle grid of the nine-square grid, with a ding sound, the middle grid lit up with a red light, and Zuo Le scored 1 point.
After that, Zuo Le got serious and used the superhuman footwork of "Pirlo" back then. He seized the only two opportunities left and kicked the remaining eight squares, scoring 9 points directly, saving the loss he had just failed to show off.
A good face.
After that, the two teams sent people to the battle one after another, but both performed mediocrely. Feining, who scored the highest, only scored 4 points.
The last member of Zuo Le's team to appear was Nagano Nako. This Japanese girl is also a football fan. I heard that she was a cheerleader for the school team when she was in school.
Although her footwork is not as good as Zuo Le's, it can be seen that she has also practiced shooting. With a few kicks, she once again scored 6 points for the Villains.
At this time, the villain team is already 9 points ahead of the opponent. Unless the opponent's last person hits all the nine squares and the tie is drawn, Zuo Le's team will definitely win.
The last member of the Dingxiang Loutian team was Miss Tian Yan. When she came on the court, she glanced at Zuo Le, then came to the designated position, swung the ball and took off.
boom
The grid light in the upper right corner is on, and Tian Yan gets 1 point.
Zuo Le's face was a little solemn. From the shooting posture of his younger sister, it can be seen that Tian Yan is definitely a "practice player" and his level is not low.
"You were careless, you were careless. I didn't expect them to hide a female general."
Zuo Le stared at the young lady, praying in his heart that she would not perform well.
Unfortunately, he had already drank lemon juice, bitter melon juice, and eaten mustard cake. He had tasted sour, bitter, and spicy, and he really didn't want to experience the taste of a stinky tofu hamburger.
Perhaps Zuo Le's prayer had an effect. After the young lady kicked two squares, she made a mistake. She failed to control the strength of her foot and kicked the plane.
"yeah!"
Zuo Le clenched his fists and shouted, then high-fived his teammates one by one with a smile on his face to celebrate.
The young lady not far away couldn't help but feel angry when she saw this scene, and secretly glared at someone with her peach blossom eyes.
This anger greatly affected the young lady's footwork, and she only got 7 points in the end.
Zuo Le celebrated uncontrollably, thinking that the Chinese national team had entered the World Cup. After the celebration, Zuo Le brought a stinky tofu burger to the young lady with a smile on his face and added insult to injury.
"Feng shui is changing. Just now you were watching me drink lemon juice. Now it's my turn to watch you. Eat and don't leave any."
The young lady glanced at the "aromatic" smelling hamburger with disgust, blinked her eyes and begged pitifully for mercy.
"Brother, this thing stinks so much. Can I just take a small bite and give it a try?"
"hehe."
Zuo Le sneered: "Don't do this to me. What did you do to me just now? The hamburger must be eaten clean. Can't you afford it?"
"Okay, I'll be honest with you."
Seeing Zuo Le's hard-hearted look, the young lady stopped pretending to be pitiful and took the hamburger. The young lady closed her eyes, held her breath, took a vicious bite, frowned her white brows, chewed twice and then swallowed it quickly.
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Zuo Le watched the young lady finish the entire stinky tofu burger in one bite with great endurance, and his heart was filled with shock and a hint of regret.
This little bitch can be so cruel to me. If I offend her, if she finds an opportunity in the future, she must not come back with double revenge...
Zuo Le, who felt a little timid, began to remedy the situation. He asked the young lady to bring him a bottle of water to rinse her mouth with, but the young lady refused to take it. Instead, she made a throat-cutting salute to Zuo Le with the camera behind her back, and turned around and walked away gracefully.
"Yes, my little girl is quite vindictive."
Zuo Le shook his head with a wry smile and turned back to his seat.
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After the punishment of Football Jiugongge, all the recording of the game for this issue ended. The program team arranged for the guests and the audience to finish lunch and start recording the interview part in the afternoon.
As important members of the crew, Fang Weimin and Chen Fatty also came to participate in the recording. Under the questioning of host Li Mu, Lao Fang and Zuo Le recalled various stories about preparing the crew and later release schedules.
Only then did the audience, host and even the cast and crew realize that there are still so many twists and turns behind the now popular "Underground Traffic Station".
If anything went wrong, this phenomenal sitcom might not be able to achieve what it is today.
After Zuo Le and the other two sighed, the host went to interview the leading actors, asking them how they joined the crew in the first place and what unforgettable things they encountered during filming.
The leading actors answered one by one, which satisfied the curiosity of many viewers. At the same time, it also inevitably exposed the on-set attributes of Zuo Le, the nagging devil.
Seeing Zuo Le who was almost denounced by the leading actors, Miss Tian Yan subconsciously answered.
"Does Director Zuo talk too much about drama? I've also heard him talk about drama, and I don't think it's too verbose."
The leading actors were quiet for a moment, and looked at Tian Yan and Zuo Le strangely. When everyone was about to look at the little sister, the kind-hearted Bao Xiaoyong coughed lightly and opened his mouth to help Tian Yan.
"Perhaps you and Director Zuo are more in tune with each other. Some directors and actors are like this. They have a natural understanding of each other, and the way they communicate with each other is different from ordinary people."
Li Mu had rich experience in hosting. Seeing that something was not right in the atmosphere, he immediately changed the topic and started interviewing his second uncle.
"It is said that Teacher Yan and Zuo Le are related."
The second uncle nodded and replied: "Yes, Xiaole is my nephew, and I am his uncle."
"I heard that Teacher Yan has never acted before?"
"I have never acted before. I worked in a clothing factory after I graduated from elementary school. Later I was laid off and opened a dry cleaning shop in my hometown. I had never been exposed to acting before. It was even the first time I saw a real camera when I joined the crew."
The second uncle answered honestly.
Li Mu asked again: "Then I want to ask you, you have never acted before, so what kind of psychology did you have at that time to agree to Director Zuo's invitation to play the role of Captain Jia?
Did you have similar artistic dreams and pursuits when you were young, and then you realized your long-cherished wish through this role?"
Li Mu deliberately led his second uncle to a positive side, and wanted to use this to give his second uncle a character who could successfully pursue his dreams in old age, and to enrich his personal image.
If you were someone else in the industry, you would naturally understand how to proceed, why you suffered so much when you were a child, why you have always had a dream of being an actor buried in your heart, and why you have been practicing your acting skills in front of the mirror and TV for many years.
Now that he has endured hard work until he is nearly 60 years old, he has finally become a blockbuster and succeeded in pursuing his dream, which will definitely make a lot of tears from the audience.
However, the second uncle didn't understand the routine here. After listening to Li Mu's question, he told the truth directly.
"In the beginning, I didn't want to act at all. I have been patriotic all my life, so how could I agree to play a traitor?
Xiao Le saw that I didn't agree, so he dug a trap for me, bribed my wife with his salary, and moved out his grandmother, my mother, to suppress me. I had no choice but to agree to come to Quancheng to act."
After the second uncle finished speaking, everyone began to look at Zuo Le with something wrong.
The emotional Captain Jia was tricked by the director...
Zuo Le also didn't expect that his second uncle would directly sell him out. He was so angry that if this was broadcast, what would everyone think of me?
Okay, second uncle, you are unkind, don’t blame me for being unjust, we don’t want to have an easy time, let’s die together.
Zuo Le gritted his teeth, pretended to be calm and accepted the conversation, and began to reveal both true and false information.
"The character of Captain Jia was originally written by me based on the image of my second uncle. To a certain extent, the character of Captain Jia was first created, and then I wrote the script "Underground Traffic Station" based on him.
As for why such a character was created based on my second uncle, you may not know. My second uncle has been a professional traitor since he was a child. He has played various roles since childhood and has played countless traitors.
Later, I learned about this from my mother, and an idea suddenly struck me, and the character of Captain Jia took shape..."
boom
After many years of secrets were revealed ruthlessly, the second uncle's triangular eyes were filled with fire. He smiled coldly and started to reveal all kinds of embarrassing things that happened to Zuo Le when he was a child.
A good interview suddenly turned into a drama of uncle and nephew turning against each other. The guests and the audience were having a great time eating melon next to them...
