Chapter five hundred and seventy-fourth wave after wave of heart-piercing crit
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the movie "Heart Blossoms on the Road", a collaboration between Shanhe and Tianxia, was released during the Lunar New Year.
The script is produced by Shanhe, starring Huang Bo and Shen Teng, two of the most popular artists at the moment, and the heroine is the intellectual goddess Wan Qian.
In addition, Yan Mo has become a well-known comedy director in the industry because of "Shameful Iron Fist".
This lineup can be said to be the only one in this year's Lunar New Year, and it is also the first choice of countless movie fans.
When this movie was first proposed, a data agency predicted that the movie's box office would be more than 2.5 billion.
The pre-sale box office before the official release also proves that the market and the public are optimistic about the movie. Before the movie's official premiere, the pre-sale box office was close to 400 million.
This result is almost equivalent to the total pre-sale box office of other movies in the same period.
So much so that before this year's Lunar New Year season even starts, some people are claiming that the box office champion has been determined, and there is no doubt about it.
The premiere of "Heart Blossoms on the Road" was held in Beijing. Zuo Le was at home during the Chinese New Year and did not attend, but he recorded a blessing video and played it at the premiere.
At 8:30 a.m. on the first day of the Lunar New Year, the first screening of "Beautiful Heart" began. Zuo Le himself also threw the little fat man to his mother and mother-in-law, and took his wife to watch the movie in disguise.
Miss Zuo also wanted to follow her as a light bulb, but Zuo Le gave her a call and the company came to work and she worked overtime during the annual vacation.
The evil capitalism...
A cinema in Quancheng
Zuo Le and Zuo Le were habitually huddled in a corner of a movie theater, wearing masks and holding popcorn and drinks.
This is not the first time Zuo Le has done this secretly watching a movie. Whether it is his own movie, a rival movie, or a movie he is interested in, he will go to the theater to watch it when he has time.
At first, I was afraid of being discovered by passers-by. Later, after more experience, I realized that as long as the disguise is in place, there is almost no risk of exposure.
After all, most people watch movies, couples flirt, and singles play with their mobile phones alone. Who has nothing to do to look around to see if there are any celebrities around.
Even if they meet someone who is full of food and happen to recognize Zuo Le, few would have the courage to step forward and identify him even though he is wearing a mask.
Even if you are really stupid and bold, as long as you quickly pull aside and signal the other person to be quiet, they will basically cooperate, then take a group photo, say a few words of comfort, and immediately get out of the way.
As for the kind of "talent" who can recognize a celebrity at a glance in public, and then make a big fuss and make everyone present know, there is no one in a million.
If it happened one day, Zuo Le would have no choice but to consider himself unlucky.
Zuo Le's infiltration plan went very smoothly today. The Lunar New Year movie was at the peak of movie viewing, and there was a sea of people. Until the movie started, no one recognized this celebrity couple with a combined fan base of nearly 100 million.
Soon, the movie started.
The first scene that appeared was Geng Hao, played by Huang Bo, cutting a mirror with a hand-held cutting machine, and a lawyer entered the scene.
This role was a guest appearance by the main MC of "Days of Longing" Mr. Huang. Mr. Huang and Huang Bo have a very good relationship. During the filming of the movie "The Flower of the Heart", Mr. Huang came to visit the class and was roped in to make a guest appearance.
Through the dialogue between the lawyer and Geng Hao, it is not difficult for the audience to understand.
The male protagonist, Geng Hao, had just divorced his wife because she had cheated on her and found a rich mistress. Geng Hao, who had been cuckolded, was so angry that he even took his anger out on the innocent lawyer.
Huang Bo is worthy of being the Golden Dragon Best Actor. He is very capable of shaping the character's character and rendering the atmosphere. In just a few lines, he clearly presents the male protagonist's setting in front of the audience.
A bitter man whose wife ran away with someone is filled with resentment...
Zuo Le watched Huang Bo's performance with great interest, admiring it on his face, and thinking in his heart that he might have the opportunity to collaborate with Huang Bo in the future.
Tian Yan next to her was a little more imaginative, and her fingers were gently attached to Zuo Le's thigh.
"Let me tell you how you feel about creating a male protagonist who divorces his wife."
Although he was wearing a layer of thermal underwear, Zuo Le had no doubt about the strong twisting force of these two fingers, and he broke into a cold sweat. He quickly explained.
“These are all artistic creations for dramatic effect, based entirely on the plot, without any personal emotion.
You know this, the work and the creator must be separated. You can't just say that the protagonist is a murderer and the author has an antisocial personality."
"That's true."
Tian Yan also felt that he was a little sensitive, so he stopped and continued watching the movie. Zuo Le was greatly relieved when he saw this.
Tian Yan, who was pregnant with her second child, didn't know if it was because she was older and lacked self-confidence. Compared with when she was pregnant with little Zuo Xuan, her temperament changed drastically. During pregnancy, she was a little sensitive and suspicious, and she felt inexplicable jealousy from time to time.
But she was holding a baby in her belly, so Zuo Le didn't dare to mess with her, so he could only coax her along with everything.
These days, he wished he could delete all his girlfriends on Fetion and isolate himself from all female creatures.
As a result, I never expected that when I watched the movie, the male protagonist was a divorcee and it would be involved in him.
Zuo Le suddenly felt that his decision to take Tian Yan to watch a movie today was a bit reckless...
Back to the movie, the divorced Geng Hao was depressed, decadent and sad, so the second male lead was cast, and the bad friend Hao Yi, played by Shen Teng, was cast.
Hao Yi is a crew member who calls himself a producer. He has a slippery tone and flirts with pretty girls when he sees them. He is a typical Neptune prodigal who doesn't rely on his looks.
However, although Hao Yi is a scumbag, he is very loyal. When he saw his good brother looking aggrieved, he decided to help him.
While I was going to deliver props to the crew, I planned to take Geng Hao on a beauty hunting trip.
There is a saying that the best way to end the pain of a relationship is to start a new relationship.
With new love and old love forgotten, this is the healing bible for broken love.
Watching Shen Teng in the movie being a scumbag and trying to persuade Huang Bo with a small mouth, Zuo Le could clearly feel the cold wind coming from the direction of Tian Yan, and was obviously "touched" by some of the lines in the play.
However, perhaps because of Zuo Le's previous explanation, Tian Yan did not have an attack and continued watching the movie.
………
Geng Hao and the two embarked on a journey to hunt for beauty. On the other side, the heroine Kang Xiaoyu, played by Wan Qian, had her self-esteem humiliated because she made a fool of herself at her best friend's wedding and ran into her ex-boyfriend.
Faced with a suddenly leaking shower alone at night, Kang Xiaoyu collapsed.
At this time, she suddenly heard a song that matched her mood. When she looked carefully, it was exactly what Geng Hao was singing.
Because of this song, Kang Xiaoyu planned to take a quick trip to Xiaoli, the romantic city of Yun Province.
When many viewers saw this, they immediately thought of the plot in which the male and female protagonists Kang Xiaoyu and Geng Hao finally reunited with Xiaoli.
However, in addition to the passionate performances of the two comedy kings, the most outstanding thing about the movie "Heart Blossoms" is its unique narrative structure.
The more the audience's thinking goes from the conventional routine, the more surprised the audience will be when the plot of the movie is reversed in the end.
Of course, now the audience does not realize that something is wrong and continues to watch the plot.
On the other side, Geng Hao and Hao Yi came to a theme resort. In order to help Geng Hao get out of the shadows, Hao Yi called the blue alien girl who was performing on the stage to help.
However, Geng Hao himself failed to live up to expectations. Because of his ex-wife, he had a very extreme view of women and was very rude in his words.
On the contrary, it was Hao Yi who, with Geng Hao's support, gained the girl's favor, and then gave the girl a mouthful of poisonous chicken soup. The girl broke her guard and was coaxed into the car by Hao Yi, who provided a period of in-car service with makeup on.
Geng Hao looked at the shaking vehicle and was completely stunned.
The audience was not much better. The one with the female companion was fine and behaved more restrainedly. The one who came by himself was not so reserved. His face was full of envy and jealousy, and he wanted to shout something.
Coach, I want to learn this.
The promised alien girl fell into Hao Yi's hands, and Geng Hao became even more resentful.
Hao Yi could only use his trump card to contribute a female netizen he had been flirting with for a long time. He had arranged all aspects. As long as he showed up and did not cause the girl to feel disgusted, he would basically get it.
Seeing Hao Yi's "fight with aliens", Geng Hao also decided to indulge.
When I got there, I saw that the other party was actually a girl who had just grown up, and she was a killer, so I was a little discouraged.
Hao Yi planned to help, but found that the alien girl from last night had caught up with him, so he had to settle the trouble first and let Geng Hao handle it by himself.
As soon as his good brother left, Geng Hao lost his backbone and planned to run away. Unexpectedly, the girl was very active and pulled him into the room and took off his pants.
Now Geng Hao was really scared. He was being ridden by a girl and still trying to persuade her to think about it.
At the critical moment, the boyfriend who killed Matt came to block the door.
Geng Hao, who was caught raped in bed, was so panicked that he dared not go out. His boyfriend yelled and cursed outside, and Shamat girl yelled back in anger.
The young couple cursed and cursed, and the word "mistress" was involved. They stepped on the thunder accurately, and Geng Hao immediately exploded.
He pointed at his boyfriend and said something. It turned out that his boyfriend was just a boy who had just grown up, and his voice was soft. Geng Hao avoided him and could still bluff a few words. Geng Hao tried to get tough, but he was intimidated.
In fact, Geng Hao said he was scolding the young couple, but in fact it was more that he saw the cowardly version of himself and hated him for not fighting.
However, this arrogant routine of the mistress beating the original wife and mainly turning against the guests is quite fun, and there was a lot of laughter in the cinema.
Of course, there are some who are not smiling. I wonder if they have touched something sad...
After the fire started, Geng Hao was disappointed and tried to get back to the car, but saw that the car was shaking again like last night.
Through the rear window, Hao Yizheng was carrying two legs and was busy sending out alien girls like crazy.
Killing people and killing people, and scoring twice!
The most damning thing is that there are a large group of aunts dancing happily in the square next to me.
Geng Hao immediately shut himself down.
The audience almost died laughing, the whole theater became a sea of joy, and some old porn fans complained that there were too few passionate scenes.
On the other hand, Kang Xiaoyu's plot also reveals that she wants to say goodbye to being single and find a good match.
Everyone thought it was paving the way for the male and female protagonists, but there were also some smart viewers or film critics who noticed something was wrong, but they still couldn't figure out the specific situation for a while.
…………
Geng Hao and Hao Yi went on the road again. During this period, Hao Yi kept complaining about the alien girls' lack of respect. It was obviously just a one-night stand, but they wanted long-term development. Who can stand this?
On the way, Hao Yi's ex-wife called, and Geng Hao, who was already depressed, completely exploded.
He planned to stop this pointless trip to hunt for women and return to the capital, but Hao Yi didn't want to, so the two brothers got out of the car and quarreled on the road.
As a result, the car parked on the road was rear-ended, and a beautiful woman got out of the car. The famous entertainment goddess Lin Lingling made a guest appearance.
The charm of the goddess cannot be overshadowed. Although she is over forty years old, she still has a good figure. Her long, thin and white legs made Hao Yi's eyes widen.
The male audience members outside the screen also collectively showed expressions that all men understand.
Of course, this does not include Zuo Le.
Being familiar with the script, he already knew the plot arrangement. Faced with the temptation of the long-legged goddess, he looked calm, and even complained to Tian Yan about the goddess's poor acting skills with a hint of disgust.
Passed successfully√
On a rugged mountain road, two men are stuck in traffic. It is inevitable for everyone to have some bad associations, and the same is true for this new goddess girl.
Facing the attentive Hao Yi and Geng Hao who was busy repairing the car, they took out the anti-wolf spray and sprayed it several times.
Seeing Hao Yi struggling, he stabbed Hao Yi twice to ensure that he lost his resistance.
A correct demonstration of how to prevent wolves was given to girls who were away from home...
When the scene changes, both cars have their own problems. Hao Yi's car cannot start, and the brakes of Goddess' car fail. They are in a mountainous area and there is no signal.
Geng Hao was still angry and planned to return to the capital. The girl was kind and took the initiative to propose a solution. He slowly pulled Hao Yi's car with his own car and found a repair shop first.
Hao Yi fell in love with the goddess girl and offered sweet words and attentiveness. However, the goddess girl did not accept his words and believed in the honest Geng Hao more.
On the way, Geng Hao, who still had an extreme attitude towards women, continued to make sarcastic remarks to the girl, but the goddess girl was not angry and even encouraged and comforted her with gentle words.
Geng Hao was quite moved, and his sense of the girl changed greatly.
The two of them were chatting happily when Geng Hao's phone rang. After the call was answered, it was Shen Teng who was sitting on the tree, holding up a long selfie stick to get a signal, and yelling curses.
"You damn eyes are sitting on your butt, you big idiot, you don't even look back to see if there is a car, come back quickly to pick me up."
"Hahaha."
This sudden burden, because of Shen Teng's humorous interpretation, triggered the biggest laugh in the movie so far.
Even Zuo Le, who was familiar with the script, couldn't hold back when he saw this paragraph. Tian Yan even smiled crookedly on him, which frightened Zuo Le and hurriedly protected him for fear of bumping into him.
In the next few paragraphs, the goddess girl shows great favor to Geng Hao, and their several interactions are all very sweet.
It made the audience forget about the existence of the heroine Kang Xiaoyu, and they wished they could be together with Geng Hao.
What’s even more interesting is that Hao Yi, who had always had trouble picking up girls, was frustrated by the goddess girl, which not only added to the laughter, but also made Geng Hao and her sweeter.
Because Geng Hao had promised to return to the capital, and he was embarrassed not to go back because of his face, Hao Yi was eager to date the goddess girl, which also added fuel to the flames.
However, while waiting at the airport, Geng Hao received a call from his ex-wife. His mood, which had recovered a lot, returned to depression again, and he couldn't help but cry.
Seeing the appearance of his good brother, Hao Yi no longer cared about picking up girls, and immediately encouraged Geng Hao to pursue the goddess girl and regain happiness.
Geng Hao thought about his interactions with the goddess girl, and with his resentment towards his ex-wife, he really planned to pursue the goddess girl.
The two of them were running along, preparing to confess to the goddess girl, when they saw the goddess girl chatting with her best friend, and were about to step forward to express their feelings.
I saw the goddess and her best friend hugging each other and kissing sweetly.
Orange has great power, double critical hit.
Hao Yi:QAQ
Geng Hao:●^●
Audience:o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓claps the table and laughs wildly
