"Ah Yin, what should I do? My tenant seems to have brought back a very dangerous person. It's like a comic book. Chakra can be released by making a few hand seal movements with both hands. How can this be done?"
I am very helpless because my family is very busy every day now.
"Then does he know the turtle style Qigong?" Gintoki looked at the comic magazine boredly, obviously not prepared to ask about the employees' families.
"Yes, I saw with my own eyes that Dulan and his wife Dinisha used Turtle Style Qigong to demonstrate the position of the waves. It is said that the bottom is better than the upward, the right is worse than the left. The position is very important when fighting the waves with the protagonist.
, so he personally demonstrated that he cannot fly up to face the waves, nor can he stand on the left and face the waves." Shinpachi said helplessly.
"What?" Gintoki was shocked. He threw away the magazine and made turtle-style Qigong movements with his hands, pushing it back and forth, as if he was very interested in making waves.
"Ah Yin, you don't have to think about it. They only teach dark supporting characters and villains, not normal people like us."
Gintoki said: "In life, you know you can't do it, but you still have to give it a try. In the end, you are willing to break your head and bleed." "In order to learn Turtle Style Qigong, I am willing to become a black man, even if it means destroying my body."
It doesn’t matter if you have silver hair and dye it all black.”
"??" Shinpachi couldn't understand the significance of Turtle School Qigong to Gintoki.
That is the heart of a boy, the heart of integrity. Even though Gintoki is an uncle in his thirties, in his heart he is still a boy who longs for a righteous hero. Working hard to become the embodiment of justice is his bushido.
So three people and one dog came to the Shinpachi Family, which seemed to have changed from a kendo gym to a war academy.
Dulan was teaching Hyuga Neji. Ever since Neji realized that he shouldn't place his hopes on others, he returned to his darkened state and started studying hard.
"In addition to combat courses, cultural courses are also very important. You must listen carefully. As a villain, you cannot let the world feel pain just because you are miserable. This is definitely not possible. You must adhere to a materialist perspective and see the essence through phenomena." Du
Lan Zheng was talking eloquently. Although he only had one student, he devoted himself to teaching.
Gintoki and the others stood outside and listened, thinking that it was very good. This scene reminded Gintoki of his childhood. He was in troubled times when he was a child, and he had to pick up a knife to kill people when he was very young. Later he met his teacher
, learned martial arts in a private school and became a samurai.
If you want to become a samurai, you must receive education from a dojo. The kendo dojo not only teaches the way of swordsmanship, but also provides cultural courses and the spirit of bushido. Only by receiving such education can a person break away from his original class and enter the lowest samurai class.
Of course, generally speaking, those who enter the kendo hall to study must be children of samurai families, and there are very few ordinary people.
The kendo hall is a place where the lowest level of samurai is trained. However, with the invasion of gods, samurai are no longer popular, and the kendo hall has declined. Now everyone has to go to school to receive industrial education, and swordsmanship and bushido are not required. Of course, some people have family backgrounds.
Wealthy samurai families would allow their children to participate in extracurricular tutoring and then enter a good university to maintain their status as samurai.
For people like Shinpachi, whose parents died young and could only make ends meet by working together with their older sisters and unable to continue their studies, it would be difficult for them to maintain their status as samurai. But there is another way, that is, for older sisters to marry into a samurai family and become a samurai.
They are also warriors and can marry.
In short, Gintoki was able to enter a private school, and it was not easy to learn swordsmanship and culture, so he has always been very grateful to his teacher. Unfortunately, his teacher was killed by gods, and the war against the foreigners he participated in also failed, and he could only make a living in Edo Castle.
During that time in school, I was really carefree. Unfortunately, in troubled times, carefreeness is a luxury. In the end, everything will be disrupted by the war.
When Dulan finished class, Gintoki couldn't wait to say: "Master, I want to learn Turtle Style Qigong." He pushed around uncontrollably with his hands, making wave movements.
Dulan said: "We don't teach good people here. You have the brilliance of a warrior in your eyes, so you can't teach them."
"I have dead fish eyes. I don't have the glory of a samurai at all. I am very bad. I use child labor." He pointed at the short girl Kagura and said: "And I still owe wages and rent.
Instead of giving me any money, I secretly bought sweets and comics. And let me tell you, the hair on my crotch is actually black and cannot be any darker. My silver hair is just a disguise." In order to learn Turtle Style Qigong, Gintoki is a little bit
No need for moral integrity.
Shinpachi and Kagura couldn't help but retreat, and told Sadaharu: "Stay away from such an adult, you will get the stench of a hypocritical uncle."
"If you were given a time machine, would you participate in the war against the barbarians, become a white yaksha, and continue to fight against the shogunate?" Duran said.
Gintoki thought to himself that this question was too tricky. How should he answer it? He didn't doubt why his identity was exposed. After all, he was well-known. But if it happened again, I'm afraid he would still participate in the war. After all, this is not what he fights for.
The country mainly wants to save teachers.
They lived a good life back then, but suddenly one day, the gods unreasonably took away their teacher, and they, the students, were forced to participate in the war. It was already the end of the war against the barbarians, the shogunate and the gods had colluded, and many samurai had given up.
Resisted.
With the injection of outstanding samurai like Gintoki, the last light of the war bloomed. A large number of samurai united around them, making these fledgling young people the leaders of the war and carried out the final counterattack. Unfortunately, the situation was already over.
This group of young people only wanted to save the teacher, not the country. The results can be imagined.
Because of such an experience, Gintoki is considered a celebrity, and it is normal for Duran to know him. If there was a time machine, he would definitely still participate in the war, because the gods captured the teacher and had to save him.
"If I had a time machine, I would go back to yesterday so that I wouldn't be greedy and eat the last ice cream. I should hold back and leave it to myself today." Gintoki said, saying that a time machine is so convenient, how can it just be
Thinking about going back twenty years?
"Sure enough, your warrior soul is still burning, and you do not meet the enrollment conditions of our training class." Dulan said regretfully: "If you know anyone who has become a black man, you can introduce them here."
Gintoki said shamelessly: "You are not pretending to know the turtle style Qigong. Yes, yes, there are people like you. They like the "Dragon Ball" comics very much, so they pretend to know the turtle style Qigong. In fact,
It’s just a lie.”
This guy is really thick-skinned.
Du Lan smiled and said: "Sakamoto Gintoki, do you really want to learn Turtle Style Qigong?"
Gintoki said seriously: "Yes, I want to learn it even in my dreams, because "Dragon Ball" is my favorite manga."
"Don't you like "Fist of the North Star", "Saint", "JoJo", "Blade", "Bleach", "Naruto", "One Piece" and other excellent works?" Duran asked.
"Friendship wins through hard work. "Dragon Ball" implements the spirit of youth. It is not only a comic, but also a symbol and a belief." Gintoki said excitedly: "No comic can surpass "Dragon Ball"
.”
Suddenly it turned into a comics seminar, and the two of them had an in-depth discussion about comics, completely forgetting the original topic.
Shinpachi said that this was just a nostalgic conversation between two uncles. It was really meaningless and too childish. Is it really good to be young? Doing things that adults should do, such as going to a massage parlor or going to a club to spend money is not good.
Huh? Why bother with comics? It’s very embarrassing.
Shinpachi feels that adults should act like adults and do things that are not suitable for children. Instead of discussing comics that teenagers can read, they should discuss something with a threshold so that a young man like him can learn knowledge. Follow this
Sir, how can I grow into a mature warrior?! I'm afraid I can't even touch my little sister's hand.