Four hundred and thirtieth chapters The new flood witch
The group of people laughed and made noise for a long time before Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian left with Wu Yuting.
But Zuo Changlu stayed where he was, chatting with a group of old brothers, and the atmosphere was extremely lively...
"Let's go and see your wedding dresses."
Wu Yuting smiled and pulled Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian inside.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and followed quickly with his head lowered, and did not speak for a long time.
"Dog, cat..." Wu Yuting said with a smile: "You two have made great progress in your cultivation. It seems that the effect of those two cultivations is very good."
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more embarrassed, and threw himself into Wu Yuting's arms. He twisted his waist and stamped his feet and yelled: "Mom! You're hurting me!"
"Why did I hurt you?" Wu Yuting stared.
"The function of that wine... you... you didn't make it clear earlier... I, I drank a lot that night..."
Zuo Xiaonian's muffled voice came from his arms: "I'm so embarrassed..."
Wu Yuting pretended to be surprised and said: "How could it be possible... Didn't Xiaoduo explain clearly to you the effects of that wine? I repeatedly asked him to tell you at the beginning. That wine is a good thing, but it can't be used.
Just drink whatever you want..."
Zuo Xiaonian raised his head in disbelief, then turned around, looking at Zuo Xiaoduo with murderous intent in his eyes, gritting his silver teeth: "Dog! Da!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned: "??"
Mom, you are really my mother!
Even if it's not entirely your fault, can't you look at the time, place, occasion, and events?
"So, you can't blame me for this, mom, that is, someone is causing trouble." Wu Yuting didn't stop doing anything, and directly picked herself up, throwing all the blame on her son.
Zuo Xiaonian naturally believed it and became more murderous and targeted.
Zuo Xiaoduo was immediately speechless and choked, speechless. His iron teeth, which were always eloquent, remained silent for a long time.
Where is the promised mother?
You betrayed me so ruthlessly?
"Gouda, you boy, just wait for me!" Zuo Xiaonian said bitterly.
"..." Zuo Xiaoduo sighed and said helplessly: "On the wedding night, I will listen to you in everything. If you want to have a few drinks, I will drink with you."
Zuo Xiaonian blushed: "You have a beautiful idea!"
"It's not the beauty I thought. If you don't believe me, just ask our mother, what's going on between this couple...right, everything can be done and must be done." Seeing Zuo Xiaonian's pretty face blushing, she said,
Zuo Xiaoduo immediately switched to plausibly speaking mode.
Wu Yuting was defeated.
She really didn't expect that her son was already so thick-skinned. He was forced into a blind corner, but he could regroup in the blink of an eye, and there were soldiers pressing down on the situation, aggressively. This hereditary ability was really powerful!
When I was young and didn't understand anything, Zuo Changlu seemed to have said the same thing... By the time I understood those things later, decades had passed...
Now, Zuo Xiaoduo is simply self-taught, with textbook-like examples. He directly said what his father said back then without blinking an eye, without blushing or gasping for breath.
nature.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and asked Wu Yuting for advice: "Mom, is that so?"
Wu Yuting coughed. At the critical moment, she would naturally turn to her own son. My daughter, you have already fallen into the trap, so just stay there.
"Xiaoduo is right. Everything between husband and wife, such as having fun in the boudoir, eating and drinking, and meeting each other are normal. There is really no need for a couple to be shy when they get along. They have spent many years together. There is really no need to be shy all the time.
Necessary, the sooner you adapt, the more comfortable you will be without outsiders..."
Wu Yuting said solemnly.
Zuo Xiaonian: "...I see, I thought Gouda did it on purpose..."
"Don't worry! This is a normal thing for a husband and wife to get along. Your father and I also came here the same way back then. As long as you two are harmonious and harmonious, isn't it better than anything else?"
Wu Yuting explained softly, using her and Zuo's father's appearance as an explanation.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and lowered his head, but his heart was at peace. He thought to himself, it turns out that Gouda's strange requests are normal behavior between husband and wife...then...from now on...
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled very obscenely: "Really, I didn't lie to you, did I? It's just an ordinary matter in a couple's boudoir, why is it so crooked!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted and rolled her eyes, but her pretty face turned redder, doubly beautiful.
Afterwards, Zuo Xiaoduo went to try on clothes, and Zuo Xiaonian followed Wu Yuting to try on wedding dresses, and then naturally started taking various photos, all the tedious things. Finally, Wu Yuting had prepared everything that should be prepared in advance, so she would not be in a hurry.
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In the afternoon, Dao Alliance Seven Swords led many Dao Alliance senior officials to arrive in a mighty manner.
And not long after they arrived, the Great Flood Witch led his brothers and also arrived with great force.
And with the arrival of the two waves of people, the sun and the moon closed, and the noisy laughter of the soldiers fell straight to the bottom line.
The real peak combat power, the pinnacle person in this world!
Countless soldiers looked at the twelve great witches of the witch union across the sky with unprecedented complex eyes.
That's a kind of... hatred, and awe of the strong!
And...respect!
Respect from the bottom of my heart!
In the mind of every cultivator, there is a common idea, or the original intention, which is very simple.
No matter whether it is an enemy or a friend, but...if you don't obey the strong, you are guilty!
If others are better than you, they are better than you. This has always been indisputable!
Must obey!
Even if you have to fight to the death in the future, or lose your life in the hands of a strong man, when you face this strong man, you can hate him, but you can't be dissatisfied!
Because, his current cultivation level is your current dream, and the future road may be a roadmap that may never be reached!
When there was a burst of mist shaking in the air, the figures of the strong men all disappeared.
The sound resumed below, but it was obvious that everyone spoke in a lowered voice.
A group of strong men above the level of Hedao from the Wu League, strong men at the level of kings, and generals from major legions landed one after another to go to their old rivals to quarrel and drink...
Not long after, the whole Riyueguan was filled with angry voices yelling at each other.
Speaking of which, the banquet arrangement was quite interesting and even quite ingenious.
Under Zuo Changlu's insistence, each table basically had the same configuration: four Star Soul people, four masters from the Wu League, and two cultivators from the Tao League...
The atmosphere at every table was extremely warm.
The masters of the Wu clan used to register and receive gifts, and their treatment was also different.
The accountants didn't raise their heads or open their eyes: "That's it?"
"You have the nerve to come and have a wedding banquet with just such a gift?"
"It's so shabby..."
"Not all the Wu clan have extremely developed limbs, and their brains are full of muscles. They only need to know some etiquette and have a gift, otherwise what else can they do..."
He pinched his nose and accepted the gift with disgust, then checked in, waved his hand, and drove away like a duck: "Wait over there to be led to the table."
Everyone who belongs to the Witch Clan has swollen intestines.
In order not to lose face in front of our old rivals, which one of the things we brought out this time is not a good thing!?
Some things are even top-notch materials and treasures...
As a result, he will be despised...but he can't get angry yet!
This trip is really frustrating...
When they got to their seats, they immediately discovered that sitting at the same table was the person who had the biggest hatred against themselves, or perhaps those few people...
Wouldn't it be more lively then...
While drinking, they exchanged greetings with each other's eighteen generations of ancestors, using foul language and various slangs one after another. The excitement was even better than the aunt's bargaining in the morning market, at least not inferior at all...
In the main hall.
Along Zuo Chang Road, a group of senior officials from Star Soul, the Seven Swordsmen of the Dao Alliance, the Twelve Great Witches, the Toad Saint, and the top experts from the three continents gathered together.
There were three chairs on the main seat. Zuo Changlu sat in the middle and then asked You Xingchen to sit on his right. As for the seat on the left...
When everyone was wondering who was coming to sit down, they saw Zuo Changlu waving with a smile: "Big man, why don't you come and sit down?"
The Great Flood Witch coughed, strode over, and sat upright, his face full of solemnity.
Everyone in the Dao Alliance: "......????"
Everyone in the Wu League: "......????"
Everyone in Star Soul: “…????”
What kind of seating arrangement is this? If it is divided according to strength, there is no doubt that the Great Wizard Flood will be seated, but Taoist Lei Taoist of the Dao Alliance should also have a chair.
If we divide according to status, Taoist Lei still has to replace the Star-Zhaing Emperor. After all, the strength of these two people is about the same, but the status of Taoist Lei is higher. What is the reason why the Great Witch of Flood can be the main one, but Taoist Lei can't?
Don’t have a chair to sit on?
Just when everyone was confused, they heard——
The Great Witch of Liehuo: "Quack, quack, quack..."
Dankong Great Witch: "Hey hey hey..."
Bingming Dasha: "Haha, are you all stupid? You never thought that the seat where our boss is sitting is actually the master's seat, right? I tell you, your eyeballs will pop out soon... Do some eye exercises in advance, remember
Protect your eyeballs and don’t let them burst out!”
The other great witches had even weirder expressions on their faces: "???"
The non-poisonous witch snorted: "What's weird...it's just..." After muttering twice, he finally didn't say anything. After all, it was just a guess without evidence. He just guessed that Zuo Xiaoduo's nightmare hammer had something to do with the boss.
Then when the great wizards looked at it again with doubts, they discovered something even weirder.
They came hand in hand, but they never noticed that Boss Flood was actually dressed neatly today. He even shaved his face, and his hair that was always messy was not messed up at all...
So much so that it has a bit more of a radiant and hair-changing flavor.
What’s more, not only is my body clean, but my feet are also wearing a pair of shiny leather shoes.
The expression on his face seems to be...much softer than before?
All the great witches were shocked: This, is this the boss?
The great wizard Bing Ming shook his head and praised from the bottom of his heart: "Boss, there are five and six of us today. I haven't seen him dressed up like a human being for a long time... Tsk, tsk, he is so well-dressed that it makes people's eyes light up and immediately reminds him of dressed animals.