The Great Witch Flood smiled faintly in his seat, and looked at the face of the Great Witch Bingming with a blade-like gaze. An invisible aura came out directly from his body and grabbed the throat of the Great Witch Bingming!
Tighten.
The whimpering Great Witch Bingming suddenly let out a muffled groan, and then his face turned purple and swollen. He could not say a word, and his body could not move. He could only look at the Great Wizard Flood pitifully with pleading eyes...
The great wizard Shui Shui had a calm expression on his face, and he exchanged pleasantries with Zuo Changlu.
"Crack!"
"Crack!"
"Crack!"
The Bingming Great Witch's neck was pinched three times.
Then when he was already rolling his eyes, he finally let go, a breath of air passed by, and his neck returned to its original shape.
A sound as thin as a gnat came from the ears of the Bingming Great Witch.
"You keep talking."
The Great Witch of Bingming finally took a breath and said loudly: "The boss is wise and powerful, and dominates the world. He is my lifelong idol. He is so handsome today! Hahaha... My boss has always been so handsome!"
As he spoke, he looked at the Flood Witch with flattering eyes.
The Great Flood Witch remained expressionless.
The Great Witch of Bingming smiled coquettishly, turned to the Great Wizard of Liehuo and said: "Sure enough, he likes to be photographed..."
The Fierce Witch quickly covered his mouth with his eyes and hands, his face turned blue: "Shut up! Stop talking!"
the other side.
Taoist Lei twitched the corners of his mouth and said incomprehensibly: "What are you..."
He was completely stunned.
It is understandable that you, Mr. Zuo, would treat Great Flood Witch as a guest, but why did he, Great Flood Witch, sit in the position of host? In terms of ranking, the position is even more important than that of You Xingchen... What does this mean?
But Zuo Changlu didn't explain, and instead arranged the order of guests.
Next, it was the turn of Toad Saint to take the first place: "This is Your Excellency Toad Saint... Senior, I have come from afar, and I am deeply gracious to you... Please, please take a seat."
Then only Lei Dao and the other six swords of the Dao Alliance.
After that, he did not arrange a guest seat for the great witch of the Wu League. Instead, he sat down with Youdong Tianqin Sha Dao Mo and others in a noisy manner.
All the great wizards: "???"
Are we not guests? Why are we greeted so casually? This... what happened today is so confusing.
"Brother Hong, Lao You will be in charge of hosting the ceremony for a while. I believe you won't mind, right?" Zuo Changlu said leisurely, his face full of kindness.
The Great Wizard of Flood nodded: "Very good."
"There will be a toast later, do you need to make some preparations?"
"It's already been prepared."
"Well, that little guy doesn't know yet." Zuo Changlu laughed.
A smile appeared on the face of the great wizard Flood, and he said: "I just wanted to see how that little thing is practicing now."
Everyone, except for a very few people, was confused at this moment, especially after hearing this conversation, they felt even more confused.
What are you talking about? Why don’t I understand you at all?
wrong.
I understand every sentence and every word, but I just can’t figure it out. How come these words that I clearly understand and hear so clearly make me so confused?
The Great Witch of Thunderstorm grabbed the Great Witch of Bingming and said, "Brother, tell us something?"
The Great Witch of Bingming chuckled: "Actually, this matter is very simple and innocent..."
The other great witches pricked up their ears at the same time: "...How simple? How simple?"
The Great Witch of Bingming smiled proudly: "Want to know? Really want to know?"
Everyone felt the urge to beat someone up at the same time.
Just listen to the great wizard Bing Ming happily say: "You will know everything by the time of the wedding. Be patient, it will be quick! Goose goose..."
"..."
Everyone’s great witch: “…”
"No one can stop me today, I'm going to beat him to death and fight him!" The Golden Scale Witch struggled hard and rushed towards the Ice Ming Witch, but was hugged by the Liehuo Witch for dear life.
"Calm down, calm down, face, face."
Dankong Great Witch is trying to persuade others.
The Great Flood Witch wanted to stop it, but was too embarrassed to do so. After all, he had hidden this matter from his brothers for a long time.
But this meeting had to be explained, so he coughed and said: "Actually, it's not a strange thing. Please be patient, and I didn't hide it from you on purpose... It's actually just a coincidence, and it happened... ahem...
Let’s leave the specific matters until tomorrow.”
In the end, I still didn’t feel embarrassed to say it…
Zuo Changlu laughed loudly: "It's best to talk about it tomorrow, haha..."
The faces of all the great witches were swollen with anxiety.
What's going on, you should tell me...
Why do you feel that you and Zuo Changchang are a family, but we old brothers have collectively become outsiders?
The Great Witch of Liehuo coughed, stood up, and said: "Well, as an elder, I am such a happy event today. Haha, I am extremely happy to have come from afar. I have prepared a gift... I hope that I can thank you, boss."
I hope Brother Zuo will accept it with a smile."
As he spoke, he touched the ring on his hand, and with a crash, the temperature centered around him jumped up to at least a thousand degrees.
In the blink of an eye, the Great Flood Witch had already covered up the sudden heat, and only then did everyone see what the Great Fire Witch had brought out.
"Fire Star Soul, ten pieces! Yuanhuo True Spirit Root, ten pieces! Water and fire cannot tolerate wine, one thousand jars; Fire Spirit Soul, three pieces."
The Great Witch of Liehuo smiled very reservedly: "It's just a small gift, it's not respectful."
The Great Witch of Flood nodded and said happily: "Not bad, not bad."
Without any hesitation, Zuo Changlu immediately stopped shouting and smiled very kindly: "Brother Huo is already here, and he is still spending so much money. I must let Xiaoduo and his wife pay tribute to Uncle Liehuo Duo in a while."
Here’s a few glasses of wine.”
Liehuo Great Witch smiled and narrowed his eyes: "This is what it should be, it should be!"
On one side, the golden-scaled wind emperor, the thunderstorm boundless west sea, and other great witches all had their eyes bulging out, and they almost burst out of their eyes!
Especially the Great Witch of the West Sea, who had only prepared a big fish in the ring as a gift, was even more confused on the spot: "Oh my god, my god, my god..."
This gift from the Great Witch of Liehuo caught the other eight Great Witches off guard!
This is too expensive and too crazy!
"Li Huo just gave away all the things he packed at the bottom of the box..." The Great Witch of the Wind Emperor breathed rapidly: "What's going on? Something is wrong, something is so wrong!"
"Who still doesn't know something is wrong? Who is this Uncle Liehuo?" Wu Bian Da Wu scratched his scalp: "When did Liehuo have such a good relationship with Zuo Changchang?"
"He actually asked his son to call him Uncle Liehuo... holy shit... this... is terrifying if you think about it!"
The Great Shaman of Flood, who was sitting high on the throne, felt brighter at this moment. He smiled and praised, "Li Huo is really thoughtful, and I appreciate my kindness."
Now all the great witches were even more confused.
Liehuo gave Zuo Changzhang's son a wedding gift. Boss, what are you grateful for? What are you gratified for? Are you still grateful? What kind of love do you owe?!
Is this...is this world distorted? Or are we collectively dreaming?
Well, Zuo Changzhang’s son got married, and we twelve great witches came hand in hand. This thing itself is already very fantasy!
Immediately, the Great Witch of Bingming stepped forward and sent a congratulatory gift.
"Ten pieces of ice jade spirit beads, ten pieces of ice soul body, ten pieces of ancient mysterious ice soul, ten thousand cubic meters of ancient mysterious ice, ten ice nightmare lotuses, ten kilograms of ice lotus roots, and an ice spirit dzi bead necklace..."
The Boundless Great Witch, the Great Witch of Xihai, and others collectively hit their jaws to the ground!
It's over, we are really dreaming!
Otherwise, Bing Ming Duan Duan would not go so far!
How is this a gift? It's basically emptying one's own wealth to support the enemy?
This is a congratulatory gift to Zuo Chang’s son. What is that if it’s not to support the enemy!?
This is crazy...
Today has really subverted my outlook on life.
Especially the last sentence——
"Please take a look at it, boss, and please accept it, brother Zuo."
The great witch Flood nodded and said with approval: "Bing Ming is doing well today. I finally did something human."
Zuo Changlu shouted and put away many treasures at once: "Hahaha... I must ask Xiao Duoduo to toast his uncle Bingming with two glasses of wine later. The gift must not be wasted, and the gift must not be wasted."
The face of the Bingming Great Witch suddenly relaxed, and he laughed: "A mere gift is not worth mentioning. I heard that Brother Xihai specially caught a fish to give as a gift. It was a fish caught by his own hands, not to mention the importance of the gift.
, just this intention..."
After hearing this, the Great Witch of the West Sea wanted to plug this guy's mouth with excrement!
If I take out that fish, I will lose everyone today!
That fish... is not worth a millionth of any of these things you took out...
There really is nothing else but my heart!
But the key point is, I didn’t do that out of intention, I just wanted to make up for it!
This thing is really damaged. According to the current development situation today, Boss Flood will definitely be unhappy!
Sure enough, the Great Flood Witch raised his head and looked over with Zuo Changlu and others.
The flood witch's eyes were very dangerous.
The Great Witch of the West Sea's legs immediately began to feel weak.
What's going on?
Zuo Changlu said: "Hahaha, it's understandable that everyone doesn't know the whole story. Sending goose feathers thousands of miles away is a light gift but a heavy heart. Brother Hong doesn't have to worry about the little details. The big fish caught by Brother Xihai must be very good.
Okay...I'll cook it for Brother Hong later, and Brother Hong will be able to understand his brother's thoughts more deeply."
The face of the Great Witch of Flood suddenly turned dark, and he looked at the Great Witch of the West Sea with murderous eyes.
If you really bring out a fish for me... Believe it or not, I will show you the Thousand Souls Nightmare Hammer on the spot and kill my relatives in a righteous way?!
The Great Witch of the West Sea turned pale: "Old...Boss..."
The great wizard of the flood said with a dark face: "Zuo Xiaoduo, he is my godson! He is the godson who once provided for me in my old age!"
I really can’t hide it anymore.
Don't wait for the wedding, otherwise these guys will really make a fool of themselves.
I brought my brothers to attend my godson's wedding, and I really hope that you brothers will show your support. If in public, these guys will come up with a fish as a gift...
The Great Flood Witch feels like he must be written into the history books!
Everyone was collectively stunned.
Godson!!!
I'll fuck your uncle...
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[Two updates today, I’m thinking about how to write about a wedding...cough, I’m a little bad at writing...]