The car suddenly exploded, and the front cover flew off, hitting the lawn in the distance.
"What, what's happening?" Yun Xiaoming was startled and quickly blocked Hua Sirong behind him, "Did the car's cylinder explode because it was too hot?"
Hua Sirong's face turned pale in an instant, and she shouted in panic: "They are coming for me, but those people still don't want to let me go."
"No, it's okay." Yun Xiaoming didn't know what was going on, so he just hugged Hua Sirong and comforted him: "The car must be in disrepair for a long time, don't be afraid, it's not a big deal."
Hua Sirong just cried, she was too scared, and she couldn't express her fear. She was really tortured during this period.
"Okay, don't cry." Shi Chun couldn't stand it, "My brother-in-law and I will help you settle this matter. From now on, you can just follow Brother Xiao Ming honestly."
"Xiao Chun, what are you talking about? Is there something you are hiding from me with Teacher Hua?" Yun Xiaoming looked confused. He roughly guessed what happened during the period, but he didn't know what it was.
.
"It's nothing, you're overthinking." Shi Chun curled his lips, then sighed, and said to Xia Tian: "Brother-in-law, it seems that you can't scare people anymore. Those idiots dare to do anything in front of you."
Xia Tian didn't speak, just looked at Shi Chun indifferently.
"Brother-in-law, what are you looking at me for?" Shi Chun clenched his fists and pretended to be angry: "You should hit those idiots hard and let them open their eyes again and know who Jiang Hai is.
Territory.”
Xia Tian curled his lips: "You have watched too many movies."
"Brother-in-law, you're not afraid, are you?" Shi Chun looked at Xia Tian with some disappointment, "The brother-in-law in my impression is someone who dares to defy the sky and the earth to defy satellites. Why are you so timid now?"
"What a fool." Xia Tian lazily yawned, "No one has touched the car. It's just a general malfunction that happened to break out now."
Shi Chun's little eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it. He said to Xia Tian: "It's impossible. When you went out with other women in the past, such changes usually happened. Isn't it all the conspiracy of a certain organization or a bad guy?
Well, why is it just an ordinary accident to come to my place!"
Without waiting for Xia Tian to say anything else, Shi Chun covered his head in pain and muttered to himself: "Ah, I'm so miserable! Am I not worthy of being a heroine? Brother-in-law, you should transform into a domineering CEO at this time.
, pulled me over, and then went to find
The masterminds behind the scenes were settling accounts, and in my adoring eyes, they crushed all the villains into pieces one by one. Then I fell into your arms, and you kissed me passionately... What a wonderful scene it was.
Why is it gone when I get here?"
"Pure girl, you really have watched too many movies and TV series." Xia Tian couldn't help complaining: "In the future, you should watch less nutritious things. Listen to your sister and read more books."
"Oh my God, that's the last thing I want to be said by you." Shi Chun covered his ears with a look of displeasure, "You are a person who never reads, why are you talking about me? After all, I am also a top student and I can read better than you.
It’s good to have more.”
"Are you still going to eat?" Yun Xiaoming on the side stared blankly at Shi Chun and Xia Tian playing tricks there, and it took a while before he mustered up the courage to ask.
Shi Chun's mood suddenly turned bad, and he said through gritted teeth: "Eat, eat, eat, I must eat, I must eat, and I will eat it hard."
"Okay, let's go." Yun Xiaoming made a phone call first and had the car towed for repairs, then took two taxis and drove to the western restaurant.
…
Western restaurant.
Shi Chun had an unhappy expression on his face and kept playing with the steak on the plate, which was completely tasteless.
Next to them, Yun Xiaoming and Hua Sirong were already having sex with each other. It was so good that it was as good as honey and oil. It didn't look like they had just confirmed their relationship as a couple today.
For a moment, Shi Chun regretted giving her cousin such a girlfriend. It was like feeding herself dog food in disguise and doing some intoxicating manipulations on her own.
"Brother-in-law, is the steak so delicious?" Shi Chun tilted his head and saw that Xia Tian was eating and drinking. As expected, his appetite was still as strong as before, "I'll give you this piece too."
Xia Tian never wastes food, nor does he deliberately limit his food intake when eating. When he saw the steak that Shi Chun forked, he grabbed it in one bite, chewed it twice and swallowed it.
"It's so boring." Shi Chun put down his fork and looked around the restaurant. He found that there were not many customers here, and he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed: "Why don't you think a rich second generation suddenly came over to tease me?"
When Yun Xiaoming and Hua Sirong heard this, they couldn't help but stop feeding each other and looked at Shi Chun strangely.
"Isn't this how things usually develop in novels?" Shi Chun changed his hands to his face and said seriously: "In the past, when I saw my brother-in-law and his wives having dinner together, there was always some kind of rich second generation, big boss.
Ah, the little gangster came here to make trouble. I am obviously very beautiful, and I am invincible in my youth, so why can’t a villain come over and let me have a good time slapping me in the face?”
Yun Xiaoming said with some humor: "Xiao Chun, don't always think about such outrageous things. We are a legal society now. Even if such things happen, they are extremely rare."
"Brother Xiao Ming, you are wrong." Shi Chun pointed at Xia Tian, "As long as there is a brother-in-law around, the probability of such a thing happening is high, or even 100%."
"Haha, okay, as long as you are happy." Yun Xiaoming smiled, shook his head indifferently, and decided that Shi Chun was joking.
"Bang!"
There was a loud noise, but the guest at the next table slammed the table, then stood up suddenly, turned around and walked to Shi Chun's table, and spoke with an angry look: "I have endured this for a long time.
, I just couldn’t bear it, so I thought…”
"Is it finally coming?" Shi Chun's little face turned red with excitement. He raised his eyes and looked at the man walking over. He was tall and thick-set, with a fleshy face. Although he was wearing a suit, he could tell at a glance that he was from a mixed society.
It’s unmistakable. This is definitely the villain God has given me to slap in the face. I must seize this opportunity.
"Shut up, don't even think about it!" Shi Chun slapped the table and said sternly: "We will not give in. Just use whatever tricks you have."
The man in a suit looked at Shi Chun in astonishment, and then said after a while: "I just want to ask if this is the teacher Yun Xiaoming who made a short video to teach the popularization of law. I just want to get his autograph."
"Ah, sign, sign?" Shi Chun tilted his head in confusion.
"Hello, I am Yun Xiaoming, who teaches law at Jianghai University." Yun Xiaoming smiled calmly at the man in a suit with a sinister face, "I'm sorry, this is my sister, she must have scared you just now."
The expression on the man's face immediately turned into an expression of admiration, and he took out a notebook from his arms: "Ah, you are indeed Teacher Yun, I am your fan, I often watch your teaching videos, although I don't learn
No, but your class is indeed very interesting. Please sign your name."
Yun Xiaoming signed the name of the man in the suit neatly, and then smiled and chatted for a while.
So, the man in the suit returned to his seat with satisfaction.
"Brother Xiao Ming, what's going on? When did you get fans?" Shi Chun asked with a confused look on his face.
Yun Xiaoming smiled sheepishly: "Actually, the school arranged for us to record some short videos of classes and publish them on some video platforms. Maybe my lectures were okay, and the price increased by half a million in half a month.
Fans, of course I’m still far behind Teacher Xingfaluo.”
"Okay." Shi Chun sighed. The villain in his imagination was ruined again. Who would have thought that a middle-aged man with a thick face and a sinister face would actually go online to watch a video of an open class on business law: "What is my exclusive villain?"
It's only when the time comes that I finally get to spend time with my brother-in-law. Is this going to be wasted with nothing happening?"
"If you want something to happen, there is no need to wait for the villain. I have more fun things to do." Xia Tian finally finished eating at this time, burped lazily, and did a tactical back-up.
"Hey, brother-in-law, you are so lecherous." Shi Chun glanced at Xia Tian with disdain, "No wonder there is a saying that the heart is filled with warmth and the desire for silver is gone. I don't want to be eaten by you like this. You haven't even fought a big villain for me.
He didn’t kill a big family for me, and he didn’t accompany me to look at the stars and the moon, talking about poetry and philosophy of life.”
"Pure girl, you are thinking too much." Xia Tian curled his lips: "If you want to play, you can follow me to Zhongnan Mountain. There is some kind of Hidden Immortal Convention there, and you can catch the villain you want.
A lot."
"I won't go." Shi Chun wrinkled his nose, "I have other things to do. I really thought I was free. I can only spend today with you, and I will go home in the evening."
After finishing the meal, Yun Xiaoming and Hua Sirong returned to Jianghai University, while Shi Chun took Xia Tian to wander on the street.
"I have to find a villain today, otherwise my heart will be unbalanced." Shi Chun is still worried about the fact that he does not have a villain to add drama. "Brother-in-law, you should also be more positive. This is creating common memories for us. In the future we will
Even when you get old, you won’t have nothing to talk about.”
"First, we won't grow old." Xia Tian lazily replied: "Second, we have never had a common topic. If you hadn't become more beautiful and were sister Yunqing's sister, I would have beaten you up.
Already."
"It's a pity that I'm so beautiful. I'm born with it. There's nothing you can do about it." Shi Chun turned around in a circle with an arrogant look and made a beautiful pose, "Seriously, brother-in-law, you really don't want to do that at all."
Do you have any good memories with me?”
Before Xia Tian could answer, a mean voice suddenly sounded from the side: "Little beauty, he doesn't want to have good memories with you. Brother, I think you should follow me."
Shi Chun looked back and saw that the person had a ruffian look on his face. He had dyed yellow hair and earrings. He was actually wearing a leather jacket and leather pants on a hot day. He was followed by a similarly dressed Sha Matt. He was simply the benchmark for everyday villains.
ah.
"Fuck, God, you finally heard my voice." Shi Chun was immediately excited and shouted to Huang Mao: "Hurry up and say all your lines. The harder it is, the harder it is.
The better, the more exciting the better, don’t hide it, just say all the sexy things you dare to think but dare not say.”
Huang Mao looked confused. What happened? Did I get the wrong script?