"What are you doing standing still? Where's your passion, your wildness, your..." Shi Chun saw that Huang Mao was stunned on the spot, and couldn't help being very angry, "No, you really have no temperament like this, you don't look like him at all.
He's a gangster."
"We are not originally." Huang Mao and his companions looked at each other and made eye contact. Could it be that we are mentally ill?
"Forget it, forget it, I can't ask too much of you." Shi Chun sighed, feeling that he was a little harsh, so he relaxed his request: "Just go according to your own feelings, and do it all over again, hurry up."
"Well, what's that, you two are interrupting me. I think I got the wrong person. Goodbye." After sizing up the situation, the yellow-haired man used his remaining IQ to make the best choice and leave with a few of his younger brothers.
"Bang!"
Shi Chun punched a big hole in the wall next to him, but still had a charming smile on his face: "You can try walking away."
"No, eldest sister, is it okay if I'm wrong?" Huang Mao was so frightened that Shi Chun knelt down, "I admit that I was a bitch just now, and I like to get high after drinking some wine. In fact, I'm really not a bad person.
."
"Who do you call eldest sister?" Shi Chun looked unhappy.
"Ah, beauty, heroine, sister-in-law... just let me go." Huang Mao was almost frightened to tears, and kowtowed to Shi Chun, "I'm just happy, and I have never done anything harmful to nature.
."
Shi Chun expressed doubts about this and pointed to his dress: "You have dyed yellow hair, earrings, dragon and tiger tattoos, and a ruffian look on your face. You said you are not a gangster and have never done anything bad. How can I
You don’t believe it that much?”
"You are so prejudiced. You are so prejudiced." The yellow-haired man cried and slapped himself: "This is just a personal hobby. I am not a gangster. I just went out to drink with my brothers. I didn't expect it.
I was wrong to offend my sister-in-law, I was really wrong."
Several other Shamats also started crying and expressed that they were not bad people.
Seeing these killers kneeling and crying, Shi Chun was really upset: "It's boring, you guys are too cowardly."
"It's not that we are cowards, it's because you are too scary." The yellow-haired man glanced at the huge hole punched out by Shi Chun's fist, and his body trembled from time to time.
Shi Chun was speechless and waved his hand: "Forget it, get out of here and don't talk to girls casually in the future."
"Yes, yes, yes!" Several killers thanked Shi Chunyitong for not killing him, and after taking a few steps back, they ran away like crazy.
Xia Tian squatted aside and watched with great joy, and said to Shi Chun with a smile: "Chun girl, you are too funny."
"Brother-in-law, you actually laughed at me." Shi Chun was very unhappy. He squatted next to Xia Tian and stretched out his hand to rub his face: "I am your future wife, shouldn't you pamper me and let me go? I
I just want to have some different memories with you. Not only did you not help me, you actually laughed. It’s so heartless, wuwuwu..." As he spoke, he covered his face and started crying.
"Okay, stop pretending." Xia Tian was speechless, "Do you think this little trick will be useful to me?"
Shi Chun let go of his hand, his pretty face was like a flower, there was no trace of tears, and he said with a smile: "I won't suffer any loss if I try it. If it works, then I will make a profit."
"You think too much." Xia Tian yawned lazily.
"Hey, I'm a little bored." Shi Chun held his face with both hands, squatted next to Xia Tian, looked at the busy traffic on the road, and murmured to himself: "Why don't you think there is a decent villain who suddenly appears in front of us?
We provoked them, took us to their lair, and then..."
"Hello you two, I am..." At this time, someone on the side interrupted Shi Chun.
Shi Chun said unhappily: "You didn't hear what I was saying. It's rude to interrupt others."
"Polite?" The man chuckled, and suddenly retracted his arms, leaving only two sleeves dangling from the window. Then two black muzzles were exposed in the sleeves, and his voice became colder: "Like this
Come on, be polite enough."
Shi Chun was stunned for a second or two, then woke up and looked at Xia Tian: "Brother-in-law, is this true or false?"
"Are you talking about guns, or people?" Xia Tian asked casually.
"Of course it's a human being." Shi Chun rolled his eyes at Xia Tian and said angrily: "What does it matter if there are real guns or fake guns? What I'm asking is of course whether this villain appeared on his own, or if you, brother-in-law, did it deliberately to coax me.
Came here?"
Xia Tian curled his lips: "I'm not that boring."
"Great!" Shi Chun was immediately resurrected with full health, but she learned the lessons from the previous two times, suppressed her excitement for a moment, and asked with some hesitation: "Well, who are you? Come to me.
What are you doing with my brother-in-law?"
The visitor had a cold face, his mustache was trembling slightly, and he was obviously a little unhappy with Shi Chun's interruption just now. At this time, he said angrily: "Who am I? Don't ask, there is no benefit in knowing.
"
"Wow, you're so imposing, you're pretending to be mysterious, and your tone of voice is so bad." Shi Chun was so happy that he clapped his hands and murmured to himself in a low voice: "This time it should be true."
"Okay, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." The mustachioed man put away the gun with one hand, extended his arm from his sleeve, then opened the car door, and said to Xia Tian and Shi Chun in a seemingly respectful but disdainful manner:
"Our boss wants to see you, please get in the car."
Xia Tian lazily yawned and said to this person: "If your boss wants to see us, then let him come over here."
"What did you say!" The mustached man's face changed instantly, and he was about to shoot.
Shi Chun immediately pulled Xia Tian and said softly: "Brother-in-law, don't act recklessly. It's easy for me to get into some drama. Don't scare people away directly."
"As long as you are happy." Xia Tian showed an expression of "I don't want you to do whatever you want, girl."
"Who is that? Let's go with you to see your boss. Can you put away the gun? I'm afraid." Shi Chun managed to hide the excitement on his face, showing a pitiful look, and pulled Xia Tian in.
In the car.
The mustached man was stunned for a while. He couldn't understand. The girl didn't look like she was scared, but rather impatient. However, there was no need to understand this kind of thing, even if they were really playing tricks.
No matter what the tricks are, there will be nothing to show for it when it comes to the boss. After all, the boss is not an ordinary person.
"Let's go!" The man with a mustache immediately got into the car and shouted at the driver.
The black stretched Lincoln left immediately. Xia Tian and Shi Chun stayed in the car, unable to see the situation outside at all, so they didn't know where the car was heading.
"Hey, what is the name of this big brother?" Shi Chun couldn't help but feel curious, and asked the man: "Who is your boss? Can you tell me? And where are you going? You are a group.
Or is it a club? Or some mysterious organization?"
"Just stay there and don't ask blindly." The mustachioed man glared at Shi Chun with some displeasure, "You will know who our boss is when you see him."
"Really?" Shi Chun tilted his head and thought for a moment, "In other words, your boss must be somewhat famous, otherwise some big pig farmer would suddenly appear, and I wouldn't know him."
The man with mustache said dissatisfiedly: "You are the big pig farmer!"
"I'm not a big pig farmer, so why do I raise pigs like you...ah, sorry, no offense intended." Shi Chun is from Lao Zu'an. He couldn't hold it back. He realized something was wrong after he said it, so he covered himself.
mouth.
Xia Tian added with a smile: "Chun girl, you are indeed wrong, they are not pigs, because they are stupider than pigs."
"You guys, don't seek death!" The man with the mustache was so angry that his beard was trembling, and he even had the idea of beating these two people to death on the spot.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited." Shi Chun said to the mustached man soothingly: "It's not the time to get angry yet. We'll talk about everything after meeting your boss."
The man with the mustache could only suppress his anger, but he still couldn't help but warn the two of them: "When you meet our boss, pay attention to your attitude. Our boss doesn't like rude people."
"Well, let me ask, is your boss great?" Shi Chun asked again after a while.
"Are you done yet?" The man with the mustache became impatient and said, "This is not a question of whether it's great or not. Just do what I say and don't ask any more questions."
Shi Chun said with a smile: "I'm not ashamed to ask, is your boss handsome?"
"That's enough!" The mustachioed man had to warn: "When you meet our boss, you will answer whatever he asks you. If you dare to say anything to me, I will kill you with one shot."
"Yes, yes, yes." Shi Chun nodded vigorously like pecking rice, pointed at Xia Tian's head and said: "If I grab it then, you must kill him. One shot will definitely not be enough. How many more will it kill?"
Gun, you will get something unexpected."
Xia Tian glanced at Shi Chun speechlessly, a little too lazy to talk to her.
Not long after, the car finally stopped, and there were two knocks outside the door.
"Okay, get out of the car." After hearing this, the man with the mustache immediately understood and said to Xia Tian and Shi Chun: "Remember what I said, otherwise you will die without knowing how."
Shi Chun nodded: "Then we really don't know how we will die."
"Because we won't die at all." Xia Tian added casually.
The man with the mustache looked at the two people for a long time and could only come up with one comment: "They are both mentally ill."
"You are really mentally ill." Xia Tian glanced at the mustached man and said lazily: "And it's no longer curable. Let's find a professional team to carry the coffin as soon as possible."
The man with the mustache was so angry that he almost went to heaven and cursed: "Damn, I hope you still have the courage to curse if you stay here for a while, let's go!"
What appears in front of Xia Tian and Shi Chun is a large villa in the style of the Republic of China. The door slowly opens, and you can see a large fountain when you enter. The carved faucet is spraying water, and there are many golden carp in the pool below.
"Well, this manor is quite big." Shi Chun looked around and couldn't help but feel: "At least this boss is a rich person."
"Enlightenly praised, there is nothing else, the money, I really have some." At this time, a figure came out of the villa, and said at Shi Chun with a smile: "At least, buy the life of the two of you, enough