Ding Ze took out his cigarettes, lit one, turned around and looked around. It was a bit late, and it was quiet here, with no ghosts at all.
"What are Fatty and the others doing now?" he muttered, because there was an address, Ding Ze didn't write it down, determined the direction, and started walking.
While walking, I followed the terrifyingly fast pace of the thousands of spectators who had already poured into the live broadcast room, chatting and passing the time.
"It seems like you are all very free. There is not much activity at night? Are you all single?" Ding Ze said to the live broadcast room with a smile.
A group of spectators said: "????"
"Hey! Anchor, you are so arrogant, you dare to say that to us!"
"Anchor, if you talk like this, you will lose us. If you lose us, you will have no popularity and you will be outcast!"
"Yes! Anchor, you want to be cool!"
"Besides, you are the only one who is single. I am currently holding someone else's wife in my arms."
"Damn it!! The one upstairs is so fierce? Is your surname also Wang?"
"Hey! My surname is Song. You can just call me Song next door."
"Hey, there is a scum in our old Song family... By the way, are other people's wives really as delicious as the legends say?"
"Haha, I won't tell you! Want to know? Go and experience it yourself!"
"Uh, no, no, I'm timid. I'm really afraid that all three of my legs will be broken."
"..."
The sand sculpture audience was very happy, and after a while, the live broadcast room of [Your Ancestor] was already very lively.
Ding Ze looked at it and found that he could no longer get in the conversation, so he put away the panel.
We arrived at the right place.
Boom, boom, boom.
Seeing that the lights in the room were on, Ding Ze reached out and knocked on the door.
"Who are you, knocking on the door so late at night?" The fat man's unhappy voice immediately came from the house.
Ding Ze heard, hehe, a good idea suddenly came to his mind.
"Police investigation!" Ding Ze spoke in a hoarse voice, trying his best to disguise his voice, "We received a report from the people in Chaoyang and suspected that you have done something illegal recently. Open the door!"
"Fuck!!!" The fat man was shocked and cursed.
After scolding, the room suddenly fell silent!
The disappearance of the footsteps meant that the fat man suddenly stopped.
Silence spread, one second, two seconds, three seconds.
The fat man's voice sounded again, "Comrade Police, you must be mistaken. I am a law-abiding citizen and I have never done anything illegal!"
"Haha! You have to investigate to find out whether you have done it or not!" Ding Ze suppressed a smile. After speaking, he decisively increased his strength and knocked on the door again, "Open the door, otherwise we will break down the door!"
Discourse export.
There was silence in the room for a few more seconds.
"Comrade police officer, can you tell me what the Chaoyang people reported to me specifically?" the fat man asked again.
Ding Ze heard this and thought for a moment, "Reselling cultural relics that are national treasures!"
"Fuck!!!"
Another fuck!
"Comrade Police Inspector, how could I do that kind of thing! Wait a minute, I'm naked right now. I'll put on some clothes and open the door for you right away!"
Hear the words.
Ding Ze: “…….”
Could this damn fat guy be trying to run away?
Thinking about it, Ding Ze's thoughts began to race, and he felt that with the virtue of Fatty, this was probably the case.
Is that possible? Can we let this guy run away?
Absolutely not.
hey-hey.
Ding Ze grinned, "Hurry up, don't dawdle!"
After saying that, he decisively raised his feet, walked around to the back door of the house in the blink of an eye, hid himself in the darkness, and waited.
After waiting for a while, it turned out to be true.
I saw that the fat man opened the back door slowly and cautiously, not daring to make any noise.
While opening the door, the fat man pretended to rush to the front door and said, "Hey, what the hell, why can't I find my pants? Comrade police, wait a moment, they'll be fine soon."
After saying that, the fat man put his head around and stared at the situation outside the back door.
I saw no one at the back door.
"Fortunately," the fat man breathed a long sigh of relief and whispered, "If you want to catch me, you will have to catch me in the next life!"
After saying that, the fat man picked up his bag and prepared to run away.
See it!
Hey, Ding Ze laughed silently, and at the same time... click, this was the sound of a shotgun being loaded. He was sure that the fat man would definitely recognize it when he heard this sound.
that's the truth.
I saw the fat man who had just walked out of the house and was about to run away. His whole body froze for an instant. His body of more than 200 kilograms was shaken violently, with a look of horror on his face. "Who? Comrade Police Inspector?"
The fat man was really scared, and the panic in his words was very clear.
Be aware of this.
Ding Ze: “o(*≧▽≦)ツ!!!”
No, I can't play anymore, I can't hold it in anymore and I'm about to burst out laughing... Hurry up and end it!
"Haha, Wang Kaixuan, you sneaked through the back door to escape?"
"Fortunately, I'm smart enough to anticipate that you will come up with this trick, so I'll ambush you here in advance!"
Fatty: "I..."
Ding Ze: "Shut up! Turn around, lie down facing the wall, spread your legs, and raise your hands! Don't force me to shoot!"
Fatty: “╰(*°▽°*)╯!!!!”
The fat man was still very aware of current affairs. Hearing this, he didn't dare to struggle. He immediately obeyed and turned around and lay down on the wall, "Comrade Police Inspector..."
Ding Ze: "I told you to shut up! If you have anything to say, let's talk about it in the bureau!"
Seeing that the fat man was facing the wall obediently, he should not be able to see him, Ding Ze walked out of the darkness, step by step, deliberately and slowly walked towards the fat man, and deliberately landed heavily to make the footsteps louder.
One step, two steps, three steps...
Arriving behind the fat man, he put the muzzle of the gun on the fat man's... butt!
The fat man felt it and immediately trembled violently. He spoke with a trembling voice, "Comrade Police Inspector... there must be some misunderstanding here. I, Wang Kaixuan, am a good citizen..."
"I promise to cooperate. Can you put the gun away? You're so scary that I can't help but fart... It would be terrible if this happened to you!"
Ding Ze: "..."
A bunch of idiotic viewers in the live broadcast room: "?????"
"Haha! This fat man is as funny as ever, he made me laugh so hard!"
"Damn it, you damn fat man, can you stop being so funny? I'm so fucking pissed from laughing!"
"How funny! I haven't laughed like this for a long time..."
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
"Anchor, you are such a dog. You've had enough. Look at how frightened the fat man is. Be careful that he will kill you with his farts!"
"Wait a minute... If the fat man really bullies his ass, he will make the host look bad..."
"Fuck!!"
One word awakens the dreamer.
In an instant, the audience could not help but have images in their minds...