The fart sound was loud and long-lasting, and at the same time, it was so damn continuous!
Hear the sound.
Between the electric light and flint.
Ding Ze immediately moved quickly and quickly stepped aside to avoid the harmful gas. He quickly patted his chest. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and escaped in time, otherwise... hiss, the consequences would be disastrous.
"(ΩДΩ)!!! Damn it! You damn fat man, you just fart no matter what you say!"
"Also, did you bring out shit when you farted? Why does it stink so much?"
"From now on, you are forbidden to fart again, otherwise the tool will be blocked!"
Fatty: "???~~"
"Comrade Police Inspector, I just reminded you, and farting is a human instinct, why is it forbidden..."
As he spoke, the fat man suddenly shook his body.
"Wait! Wait wait! This sound..."
After muttering to himself, the fat man suddenly turned around.
"(??へ??╬)!!!Old Ding!"
The roar suddenly sounded, and in an instant it was really earth-shattering.
Ding Ze heard it.
Uh-oh.
The joke is over.
Then he grinned at the fat man, the smile on his face was so bright, "Haha, fat man, are you surprised or surprised?"
Fatty: “??????”
"Surprise? Accident?"
"Old Ding, you bastard, I was almost frightened to death by you!"
The fat man couldn't stop cursing, "If I couldn't beat you, I would have to..."
"You know you can't beat me, so stop bragging," Ding Ze took out a cigarette with a smile and handed one to the fat man, "Fat man, your courage is not very good, I just want to scare you, you are so stupid.
That's shit. We haven't seen each other for just a few days, why are you so cowardly?"
The fat man took the cigarette, could he admit that he was a coward? That was absolutely impossible!
"Get out! I'm calm enough now. If it were you, I would have been so frightened that I would kneel down and beg for mercy, crying for my father and mother..."
Bah bah bah bah.
After a quick exchange of words, the fat man let out a long sigh of relief, raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his face, and then reached out to open the back door.
"Come in first, have you just arrived?"
"Well," Ding Ze walked into the house, "I just arrived. I went to Panjiayuan to look for you but couldn't find you, so I knocked on the door... Where is Lao Hu?"
The fat man waved his hand, "I don't know what I did with Shirley Yang. I haven't seen anyone lately."
After saying that, the fat man glanced at the clock on the wall and said, "Look at the time, I should be back soon. Just wait."
This wait lasted almost half an hour.
When the time reached past ten o'clock, Hu Bayi walked towards the house humming a little tune, bathed in the night light and with a spring breeze on his face.
inside the house.
Ding Ze and Fatty, who had discussed a good plan in the past half hour, immediately looked at each other and laughed when they heard the sound.
"The show is about to begin!" The fat man, who was tied to a chair and looked like he had been kidnapped, whispered with a smile.
"Act better," Ding Ze warned, then stuffed the towel prepared in advance into the fat man's open mouth.
The fat man nodded, meaning, absolutely no problem.
Ding Ze smiled, quietly stepped back behind the door, turned off the light, and hid it.
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Squeak.
The old house door opened, and Hu Bayi walked in, "Fat man, I just saw that the lights in the house were still on. Did you turn off the lights on purpose when you saw me coming back?"
Hu Bayi, whose tone really showed joy, said to the fat man while reaching for the light switch next to the door.
"Woo~wu~~" Being tied to a chair in the middle of the room, the fat man heard Hu Bayi's voice, and his acting skills immediately went crazy and he began to sob.
When Hu Ba heard it, he quite reasonably didn't think of anything else. He just thought that the fat man was making a fool of himself, so he ignored it and pressed the light switch.
Snap.
The electric light came on, and the light instantly dispelled the darkness and illuminated the fat man who was tightly tied up with a towel stuffed in his mouth.
See this scene at a glance.
Hu Bayi: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!!! Damn it, fat man, what are you..."
It's too late to say it, but it's soon.
"Don't move!"
When it's time to appear, you must appear decisively. This is the professional quality of an actor.
Ding Ze roared loudly, and at the same time, the shotgun in his hand stretched out, and the muzzle of the gun quickly hit the waist of Hu Bayi, who had his back turned to him!
Ding!
Hu Bayi immediately trembled and his whole body stiffened. He had exactly the same reaction as the fat man who was severely frightened more than half an hour ago.
"Brother, brother, you..." Hu Bayi's voice came up, and his voice was intermittent, clearly showing his nervousness.
Hearing this, Ding Ze grinned and winked at the fat man.
The fat man is indeed a talent. Faced with this situation, the fat man can still maintain a nervous and fearful expression on his face... Not only did he not show the slightest smile, he even immediately pretended to be particularly anxious.
He struggled to free himself from the restraints on his body.
"Woo~woo~~"
After doing the whole show, a rapid whimpering sound came from the fat man's mouth.
See the situation.
What should be said should not be said, just Fatty’s acting skills, Fatty’s professionalism...
Awesome!
Thinking about it, Ding Ze silently gave the fat man a thumbs up.
Follow, the fun has just begun, now is not the time to be distracted.
Ding Ze spoke again, with a ferocious tone, "Shut up! Who is your eldest brother?"
Hu Bayi: “…..”
Ding Ze: "I heard that you two are tomb robbers and you made a lot of treasures some time ago? Where are the treasures hidden?"
"Hand it over to me, or I will shoot you two one at a time and send you two to the west!"
Hu Bayi: "...Brother, no, boss, there must be a misunderstanding here! This fat guy and I live in such a shabby place. We don't look like rich people with treasures."
"Boss, do you think this is true?"
"As for the tomb robber...that is even more nonsense and nonsense. Let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about this fat man's body shape. In the past and present, has any tomb robber been so fat?"
Ding Ze: "????"
Fatty: "Woo~~Woo~~Woo~~~"
The whimpering this time represented dissatisfaction.
Ding Ze glanced at Fatty. There was no complete script for this scene. In terms of details, he had to rely on his on-the-spot performance... For an actor, his on-the-spot performance is the real test of his ability!
so.
‘No more pretending, let’s show off, I’m actually an actor. Fatty, just watch it!’
Ding Ze said, "What you said seems to make sense. When I tied up this fat man just now, I also felt very strange about this problem."
"As far as I know, not just any cat or dog can enter the tomb robbing business, let alone a fat guy like this who will get stuck even if he tries to rob a hole!"
Hearing this, Hu Bayi immediately nodded without any hesitation and said, "Boss, you are absolutely right. How could such a fat guy be a tomb robber? Boss, you must have made a mistake somewhere.
Oh, I robbed the wrong person."
Hu Bayi said this, and at the same time, his eyes moved rapidly...
Ding Ze noticed it and knew that Hu Bayi was looking for a way to escape.
Ding Ze smiled, and immediately put a little force on his hand, pushing the shotgun forward, "Boy, what the hell are you thinking? You said I robbed the wrong person?"
"I have robbed all over the country. I have never and will never rob the wrong person!"
"Are you questioning my professionalism?"
Hu Bayi: "...No, no, I'm just assuming, just assuming..."
Ding Ze: "Shut up! I don't think you two are good people! Forget it! I will be a little tired today and eliminate harm for the people, kill you, and then slowly find the treasure!"
The words came out instantly.
Fatty: "Woo~~Woo~~Woo~~"
Hu Bayi: "Boss, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you have anything to say, let's talk it over. We have..."
Ding Ze: “Bang!”
Hu Bayi: "Damn it!!! Isn't that what you're doing to rob? I already told you that I have a baby... Fatty, I'm going to die, we will be brothers again in the next life..."
Fatty: "Woo~~Woo~~Woo~~"
Ding Ze: “…..”
Damn it.
The plot is not quite right.
Hu Bayi, why did you really fall to the ground...
Possessed by a drama queen? Is this it?
Ding Ze was shocked, and for a moment he doubted whether he really fired the gun. His eyes subconsciously fell on the shotgun in his hand...
Never thought about it.
Just at this time.
Hu Bayi, who was lying on the ground, suddenly turned around with a smile as bright as a flower.