Wu Xie failed to react in time and looked a little confused.
When Ding Ze saw it, he "kindly" pointed out his hand and motioned Wu Xie to look down.
Wu Xie looked at it.
So, it's not surprising at all.
moment.
Wu Xie's body was shaken, and he was in a panic. His whole body froze as if it was an old itch, motionless.
It just so happened that it was at this moment.
The big 'white-faced' monkey that had paused briefly for a few seconds moved.
The big monkey suddenly jumped up, not crawling at all, but jumping up... With one jump, it jumped to Wu Xie's feet, only a short distance away from Wu Xie's feet.
See the situation.
Wu Xie, whose face was as pale as paper, immediately trembled again, then started to tremble, and his eyes widened to the extreme, "⊙▃⊙!!!"
"Old Wu!" At this time, Lao Itch regained his composure and shouted anxiously.
Knowing what would happen after Wu Xie and the 'white-faced' big monkey looked at each other, Ding Ze, who had already aimed his submachine gun at the big monkey, showed no ink stain and decisively showed his master's attitude and pulled the trigger.
chug!
The bullet flew out and hit the big monkey accurately.
A muffled sound sounded.
The big monkey couldn't bear the impact of the bullet, and his body was forcibly knocked away from the bronze tree and fell down.
Ding Ze saw that when it was time to show off, he would still show off... After all, it felt really good to show off.
"Wu Xie, damn you, why are you weak at the critical moment? Hurry up and move!" Ding Ze opened his mouth and shouted loudly, his tone was not polite at all.
A roar came out.
Wu Xie: "..."
Blinking his eyes hard, Wu Xie finally came to his senses, got rid of a little panic, stopped shaking, quickly took out his pistol, and fired at the big 'white-faced' monkey at his feet.
"I just reacted a little slower, it's not false!" Wu Xie shouted while shooting, "By the way, what the hell is this thing? Humans don't look like humans, and monkeys don't look like monkeys?"
"Besides, Old Itch, damn it, why didn't you say there is such a thing here?"
At this moment, unlike in the original work, where Er Mazi had a pistol, he didn't have any weapons that could be used for long-range attacks, so he couldn't do anything. He could only hold on to the flashlight to help with lighting. When he heard this, he hurriedly roared in response.
.
"I didn't--I didn't encounter this kind of thing last time. How---how can you blame me?"
"I think, Lao Wu, these things probably appeared because you are a disaster star!!!"
As soon as these words came out.
Wu Xie was shocked, "????"
Ding Ze, who didn't expect Lao Itch to be so naughty, couldn't hold back and laughed wildly, "Haha~~~"
"(??へ??╬)!!" After being startled for a moment, anger quickly climbed onto his face. Wu Xie was furious, "Fuck you! It has nothing to do with me. I have serious doubts..."
Wu Xie roared.
Sudden.
Two big 'white-faced' monkeys shot out from the darkness below him and flew towards him.
"Fuck!!"
Sudden changes occurred.
Wu Xie was startled, and he stopped yelling at Lao Chu for a moment, screamed in surprise, and at the same time turned around quickly, pointing his gun at a big monkey that was already behind him.
'Bang! Bang! Bang!'
As soon as he turned around, Wu Xie didn't dare to hesitate at all, immediately pulled the trigger and fired.
At close range, the power of a pistol is astonishing.
The big monkey, who was only half a meter away from Wu Xie, was beaten back and forth, then fell down and fell off the branch.
"What the hell, I'm scared to death!" After solving the target, Wu Xie didn't waste any time. He cursed and quickly turned around to look for another big monkey.
On the line between life and death.
Everything happened very quickly.
In the blink of an eye.
Wu Xie found another big monkey that was about to rush to his side, and decisively pulled the trigger...
Unexpectedly.
The trigger was pulled like this, but the "bang" sound of the gun did not sound.
"Zhen Nima, are you out of bullets at this time?"
In an instant, Wu Xie doubted his life, cursed in confusion, and frantically wanted to take out the magazine and load it.
However, I couldn't even take out the magazine...
The big monkey rushing from the side had already successfully rushed to his side.
Wu Xie: "!!!"
The situation is critical and critical.
"Your uncle's!"
Wu Xie roared, and then, just like in the original plot, he sent his head to the scene, and directly used his head to hit the big monkey's expressionless 'white face'!
See this scene.
moment.
Lao Itch was shocked, "(ΩДΩ)????"
Ding Ze, who had been looking forward to this wonderful scene since just now, so he didn't turn his gun to help Wu Xie, went crazy with joy, "O(n_n)O~~~"
Among the spectators in the live broadcast room, some were shocked, some burst into laughter, and had various reactions.
"Fuck!!! Headbutt?? That's awesome!"
"The plot suddenly lit up!"
"Is this still a tomb robbing live broadcast? Why do I feel like I'm watching a hot-blooded anime?"
"(#￣～￣#)!!! What on earth did I see?"
"I admire you, you are worthy of being the protagonist!"
"I really didn't expect Wu Xie to do this...I didn't know what to say."
"Haha, Comrade Wu Xie, he hides well enough to be so funny!"
"Comrade Wu Xie is responsible for the comedy. He is extraordinary and extraordinary!"
"..."
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On a bronze branch.
'throat!'
Wu Xie's head came into close contact with the big monkey's 'white face'.
During the contact, a dull and unusual sound, which sounded like it was extremely painful, came out.
'Haha! Wu Xie, your head is buzzing!'
Ding Ze, who had a smile on his face and had not been so happy for a long time, heard this and almost bent over in joy, muttering silently.
The words just popped into my head.
Due to the reaction force, Wu Xie's head was bounced back by the impact. His body lost some balance and swayed. A picture of him who was about to fall down at any time appeared in Ding Ze's field of vision.
'Happy time is always short, it's time to get to work!'
Ding Ze thought and yelled, "Wu Xie, squat down!"
At this moment when his life was really about to end, Wu Xie's reaction was very quick.
Wu Xie immediately squatted down.
Ding Ze saw it and without delay, he moved his finger and pulled the trigger.
'Chu-chu-chu-chu!'
A series of bullets flew over Wu Xie's head, and almost all of them hit the big monkey with a white face.
The big monkey was knocked backwards and fell straight down.
"Another success in pretending," after killing the big monkey, Ding Ze released the trigger and muttered silently, and then shouted to urge Wu Xie, "Come up quickly, their large army will surround you soon!!"
"Damn it, why am I the unlucky one every time?!"
Wu Xie yelled in response, stood up quickly, gritted his teeth and crawled up.
Ding Ze didn't reply, he just redirected the muzzle of his submachine gun and pointed it at the large 'white-faced' monkeys at Wu Xie's feet, which were rapidly shortening the distance between him and Wu Xie.
He didn't fire, but deliberately took out the magazine and started loading to delay the shooting.
He was waiting for the scene where Wu Xie was caught by the big monkey.