Wu Xie risked his life, took out the magazine with difficulty, loaded it into the pistol, and crawled really fast.
It's a pity that he is faster and the big monkey is faster.
Not long after.
Just like the original plot, once again, two big 'white-faced' monkeys caught up with Wu Xie.
A big monkey, with a strike as fast as the wind, grabbed one of Wu Xie's feet and forcefully forced Wu Xie to be unable to move upward.
Another big monkey seized the opportunity, and with a sudden acceleration, it jumped towards Wu Xie's back, and with great accuracy, it landed on Wu Xie's back. With a big white face, it stuck to Wu Xie's back.
neck.
See this scene.
Lao Itch immediately became anxious and said, "Fuck!!! Lao Wu, you--you have---you have one of those things on your back!"
Compared to Lao Itch who was really anxious because he needed Wu Xie's help to achieve his goal, Ding Ze was much calmer.
In fact, at this moment, Ding Ze was not only calm, he even wanted to laugh.
'The protagonist is the protagonist, and Doom is strong.'
Ding Ze said silently, and then he pretended to move the submachine gun in his hand, frowned, showed off his acting skills, and cursed solemnly, "Oh no, there is no way to shoot!"
As soon as the curse came out.
"Damn it, I'm easy to bully, right?!" Wu Xie yelled, and with a movement of his wrist, he held the pistol and used the pistol as a hammer, and hit the big 'white-faced' monkey on the back of the neck hard with his backhand.
!
The big monkey's 'white face' was hit by the hammer, and he immediately leaned back, temporarily leaving Wu Xie's back.
Wu Xie took the opportunity and turned around quickly, pointed the muzzle of his pistol at the big monkey, and prepared to shoot.
Sudden.
A strange and penetrating scene appeared.
Only seen.
The big monkey's 'white face' pounced on the back of Wu Xie's neck again. Suddenly, there was a crack with a 'click' sound!
See the situation.
Wu Xie's index finger, which had already pressed the trigger a little, suddenly stopped, and his face was filled with confusion and horror: "??????"
Lao Itch’s reaction was almost like, “o((⊙﹏⊙))o????”
Ding Ze, on the other hand, didn't feel confused or anything. He was very calm, "I kind of want a cigarette, otherwise, it would be a bit uncomfortable to watch the show like this."
Ding Zeru thought.
--------------------------
Everything happened very quickly.
Wu Xie was stunned for a moment and did not fire immediately. He blinked his eyes, trying to see clearly the cracks on the big monkey's 'white face'.
As a result, the moment my eyes blinked...
The law of "curiosity killed the cat" was suddenly demonstrated vividly by Wu Xie.
The big monkey that was at Wu Xie's feet and grabbed one of Wu Xie's feet seemed to know that Wu Xie was in a daze. He suddenly moved his arm and pulled Wu Xie down hard.
"Damn it!"
Being pulled down, Comrade Wu Xie, the curious baby, screamed in fright. His left hand, which was not holding the gun, grabbed hold of it desperately, trying to stabilize his body.
How could I.
The big monkey at his feet didn't give him a chance at all, and just pulled him down arrogantly.
"I've had enough!"
His life was under an extremely real threat, and the ferocious genes in Wu Xie's body gradually emerged.
Wu Xie roared, and decisively stopped grabbing with his left hand. He chose to follow the pull of the big monkey at his feet and jumped down. Following closely, he shot as fast as lightning. He stretched out his left hand and grabbed the man who was below him less than a second ago.
of a bronze branch.
As soon as I grabbed the branch with my left hand...
"You really think I'm easy to bully, don't you?!" Wu Xie roared again. At the same time, his right hand holding the pistol turned sharply and fired at the big monkey at his feet.
'Bang! Bang! Bang!'
Accompanied by loud gunshots, a stream of bullets shot into the head of the big monkey at his feet.
The big monkey at Wu Xie's feet lost its vitality in an instant, and its body separated from the bronze trunk.
However, the claws still grabbed Wu Xie's feet and did not let go.
As a result, the heavy body hung on Wu Xie's feet, still pulling Wu Xie downwards by gravity.
Realizing this trivial fact...
"(??へ??╬)!!" Wu Xie's left hand, which was holding the bronze branch, was forcibly stretched in an instant. The blood vessels on his arm were bulging. Wu Xie's eyes suddenly widened with horror.
The meaning of anger is so strong that it can't be added, "I'm sorry..."
Wu Xie roared, hurriedly gritted his teeth and struggled, lifting his other foot that was not caught by the big monkey at his feet, trying to put this foot on a bronze branch to stabilize himself and avoid being pulled by the corpse of the big monkey at his feet.
Go down and die in peace.
No way.
As a tough protagonist with bad luck, there is no doubt that it will not be easy to get through this difficult time.
This is not the case.
Wu Xie barely raised his feet a little...
A few seconds ago, Wu Xie had been hit hard with a pistol by Wu Xie. Another big monkey that seemed to have a special liking for Wu Xie's neck suddenly hung upside down from above Wu Xie's head with two claws.
Ding Ze, who temporarily played the role of a melon-eater, immediately took a breath of cold air subconsciously and couldn't help but feel that his neck suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
'It hurts to look at it!'
‘It’s not easy to be the protagonist.’
Ding Ze sighed silently with some sympathy.
At this time.
Destiny's throat was pinched, and his face was so red that it was about to smoke. Wu Xie, who was forcibly lifted about twenty centimeters, launched a resistance.
Wu Xie waved his right arm, used the pistol as a hammer again, and hit the big monkey's head above his head... once, twice, three times...
In an instant.
Wu Xie's right arm simply transformed into a unicorn arm, waving it very fast, whistling in the wind.
The big monkey was stunned by the hammer and quickly swayed away, trying to avoid Wu Xie's attack.
This flash.
Wu Xie, whose neck was still being strangled, naturally started to shake.
then.
One monkey and one person, swaying and swaying, the scene... is really funny.
Ding Ze looked at it and couldn't help laughing. He wanted to laugh but couldn't, so he had to hold it back, which was a bit hard.
Fortunately.
This funny scene did not last long.
Wu Xie was still waving his right arm.
Waving and waving...
'throat!'
The pistol in Wu Xie's hand hit the big monkey's 'white face' hard, making a harsh sound.
Immediately afterwards.
A sharp scream came from the mouth of the big monkey.
Accompanied by the strange cry, the big monkey finally let go of Wu Xie's neck and twisted his body upwards, like a bodybuilder. In the blink of an eye, he changed his posture from hanging upside down to upright, standing above Wu Xie, a distance away from Wu Xie.
Xie was on a branch not far from his head, and then he grabbed his face frantically.
at the same time.
"Cough cough cough!"
Wu Xie lost his restraint on his neck and fell down, returning to the state where he was holding on to a branch with his left hand to steady himself, with a dead big monkey still hanging on his feet, and he coughed violently.
However, cough is cough.
At this moment, when he looked up and saw the big monkey above his head, scratching his face like crazy, Wu Xie still had an extremely clear and cheerful smile on his face.
Ding Ze noticed.
Ding Ze was happy.
'Comrade Wu Xie, do you still have time to laugh? That's awesome!'