Raising his head, he saw a huge Lai Lai standing in front of him. Xiao Zhang turned his head to avoid the black-skinned Lai Lai Quetzalcoatl who was serving him coffee. She leaned forward at a small angle, but she showed a thrilling look.
Curve, no wonder the business in the cafe is booming at all times. Isn't this a typical case of unfair competition?
"You are going too far. Let her use this method to attract customers."
"What can I do? She cherishes this job very much and cheers up other colleagues every day." Jin Mei sat opposite Brother Zhang, gently stirring the coffee. Although there were many people in the store, everyone was relatively restrained.
, is relatively quiet, with only a few extremely beautiful waiters going back and forth: "And shouldn't it be your heart that is dirty? She just has a hot figure, and she doesn't deliberately show off her coquettishness."
It is true to say that, although Jin Mei knows nothing about dating, she still has a lot of experience in management. During this time, she will read some related books in her spare time. She is obviously the supreme Queen Mother of the West, but now
No matter how you look at him, he looks like a business elite.
Brother Zhang pursed his lips and smiled, then raised his eyes and looked at Jin Mei: "What is going on in the war in heaven? Why didn't I get the news?"
"You are the guardian of this world, not the guardian of other worlds. The war in the heaven has nothing to do with you." Jin Mei took a sip of coffee and laughed: "But the fight was indeed very fierce, and the basic situation is
It is similar to the current world belief pattern. East Asian civilization has been encircled for a long time, European and American civilization is popular, Central Asian civilization is ferocious and violent, Latin American civilization is hiding, Inca civilization... There is no Inca civilization anymore, you have also seen Quetzalcoatl, she
He's just an idiot. The worst thing is probably the African civilization system, which has been squeezed to the point where the top-level gods have collapsed, leaving only a circle of lower-level gods in exile."
Jin Mei speaks in a really professional manner. It seems that she has not been studying from above in these years.
“Did East Asian civilization emerge from its own territory?”
"Well, individual abilities are outstanding, but the structure is loose. The European and American gods have invaded several times, but they were all beaten back. However, we had some internal problems and missed the best opportunity to counterattack. They can't fight now.
Once we got in, it was difficult for us to break out, which is why we are in this situation now. However, the God Department has invaded everything that can be invaded. Now they are fighting to the death with the Central Asian Department."
Brother Zhang nodded, roughly understanding the cause and result of this matter.
"Why do you say there is no unity?"
"The East Asian system is too complicated. The northern totem worshipers and worshiped wolf gods have been sleeping for almost a thousand years. The southern marine god system is thinking about how to live a comfortable life every day, and the eastern Shinto system has been playing girly all day long in the past few decades.
."
"Girlification?"
"Well, eight million gods can turn into cute girls. They can turn anything into beautiful girls. They are even competing to see who becomes more lovable." Jin Mei sneered: "You said we are civilized pirates, but in the fifth
After the spiritual energy was revived, we have long since become civilization parasites. We are what the host is, and there is no way to change it."
After she finished laughing, she looked extremely helpless, leaning on her arms folded, her face full of nostalgia for the past.
After she calmed down, she raised her head and glanced at Brother Zhang, and then said: "The exiled gods came to ask for your help, please help them. It's not easy for them. As for you don't know what to do, just
Leave it to me and I'll handle it."
Brother Zhang nodded: "Thank you."
"You're welcome."
In the evening, Brother Zhang closed the shop early today. People who originally planned to come to the milk tea shop complained and then left. However, Brother Zhang sat behind the counter and squatted in front of him the whole time.
Sitting there is a plump rhubarb.
It was just past twelve o'clock when there was a sudden knock on the door. Dahuang ran over and opened the door. Then he saw a group of strangely dressed animals walking in. The leader was the little Jackal Death, followed by a group of cats and dogs.
The dog looks like Animal Story...
The little Jackal Death was holding the scepter of death while directing the cats and dogs to sit down in the empty seats in the store. He himself came to the counter, but because he was too short, he could only reveal one
The head is not even as high as the scepter.
"Hello, dear guardian."
Brother Zhang stood up, and the little jackal raised his head and widened his eyes: "Oh my god, you are so tall..."
"It's because you're too short, idiot!" Big Yellow rushed over and scratched the head of the little tiger and wolf Death God: "Turn me into a human being! Stop running around like this. You still think your life is not miserable enough."
?"
After Dahuang finished speaking, he jumped off the stage and turned into that handsome young man. He grabbed the little Tiger Wolf Death's ear with one hand and scolded: "Don't dawdle."
Tears soon began to accumulate in the eyes of the little Jackal Death, and he looked very pitiful...
But pitifully, he quickly transformed into a human form, but it looked...even weirder, because he was a child only about 1.3 meters tall, holding a scepter in his hand and wearing a decoration on his head.
The key to the gold jewelry used is that she is a little girl, and has nothing to do with the Jackal Death in my impression.
What was even more exaggerated than her was that after the transformation of the bunch of cats and dogs behind her, they turned out to be a group of children between 1.3 and 1.4 meters tall. All of a sudden, the atmosphere in the milk tea shop became that of a third grade elementary school student.
classroom.
Brother Zhang frowned at the weird scene in front of him, then looked up at Dahuang, who spread his hands helplessly: "The war in the heavens is so cruel, and the entire Egyptian pantheon is like this now, otherwise I, an exile,
I'm too embarrassed to talk to you like this."
Although Dahuang is also a poor exiled god, he looks relatively normal at least, but these little carrot heads are a bit weird no matter how you look at them. They sit, stand, or tilt their heads to look at Brother Zhang, and the whole atmosphere becomes strange.
stand up.
At this time, Little Jackal Death took out nine gold coins from the small bag she was carrying, placed it on Brother Zhang's counter with his feet, and then stood
Dahuang sighed, turned around and said, "She asked you if this is enough for you to protect them."
Brother Zhang laughed, picked up the gold coins on the table one by one, put them in the drawer, and then said to her: "Deal."
The little Jackal Death suddenly became happy, turned around and cheered with the cats and dogs behind her, and then danced, looking silly and without any fighting ability.
"It's just a celebration." Dahuang sighed: "But how to settle them now?"
Brother Zhang suddenly had a headache when he looked at this group of singing and dancing Egyptian cats and dogs: "Jin Mei said in the afternoon that she would do this for me. Now I don't know what to say."
"Oh..." Dahuang leaned there and was also worried: "This is the last spark of civilization on the Nile River, although it looks a bit silly."
Even if it is difficult, it must be done. Brother Zhang called Jin Mei over and took a look, and immediately silenced her. She had never been so speechless in her life. Seeing this group of underage gods, Jin Mei also
It’s hard to start…
"I think I agreed too early."
Jin Mei sat on a chair with her arms folded, watching a kitten crawling up her pants. She reluctantly took the kitten down and put it aside. She sat there and began to think hard.
"They all have godhead. Although they are a little weaker, they are indeed godhead." Jin Mei glanced at Brother Zhang: "So it is easy to be positioned. Although the war in the heaven will not burn to the lower world, if they are allowed to
It’s actually very dangerous to live alone.”
"Then what do you think we should do?" Brother Zhang asked curiously: "I can think of a way to implement it."
"Well, according to the agreement, we are not allowed to harm the creatures in the lower world. There is a good way to avoid it." Jin Mei was silent for a while and said: "Tie them together with the selected person, the most common way.
The most ordinary people cannot harm them, but can also use the protective power of the agreement to protect them from harm by other gods."
Brother Zhang nodded: "Well, that's good."
It has to be Jin Mei, a natural manager is strong. Although some things are not difficult, as long as you don't think about it, it is really difficult across thousands of mountains and rivers. According to Jin Mei, assign these children to be with ordinary people.
People sign a contract, and these children have godhood, so they can be regarded as symbiotic. Symbiosis is protected by the regulations of the lower world. All that remains is to carefully select the right people.
"The requirements are actually relatively simple. You can go shopping tomorrow and do some screening. Although these little things are not very powerful, they are orthodox gods anyway, so they have requirements for tolerance. Those under twenty years old and
Those over sixty years old can't bear it, and the range should be between twenty and sixty years old... Oh, I'll go with you tomorrow."
Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at Jin Mei: "Do you need me to do anything?"
"You are responsible for the screening. It would be quite troublesome for me to screen. You are more capable."
"good."
According to Jin Mei's instructions, in the evening, Brother Zhang took out the mental imprints of this group of cats and dogs overnight, and then recorded them in a notebook. The next morning, he only needed to go to the entrance of the shopping mall.
Just meet up with Jin Mei.
The screening method is also very simple, including age, psychic affinity, life span, personality integrity, income status, etc.
Because as long as the spiritual imprints are combined into one, these people can immediately gain part of the power of the exiled Egyptian god, so these screening indicators are relatively important, and there are actually not many people who meet the requirements.
The overall requirements are that you should be between 20 and 60 years old, unmarried, living alone, have a certain degree of psychic affinity, and your life span should not be too short. Your personality should be relatively healthy and you should not be antisocial or mentally ill.
And pedophilia and other eccentricities, as well as average income and above, because these little Egyptian gods are quite edible...
After going around in a circle, only less than ten people were screened, and most of them were between the ages of twenty-four and five-year-old, because there were too few people who met these conditions at the same time. Most of the people in their thirties had already started a family, and there were no
Those who start a family either have income problems, have weak personalities, have some unspeakable secrets, or are withdrawn and like to be alone.
And as long as Brother Zhang is allowed to live his life through dreams and then be judged as qualified, he will inadvertently be imprinted with the spiritual imprint of those kittens and puppies, and in the next few hours, these people will be
In different ways, they form bonds with their destined partners that can change their lives.
Jin Mei works with Brother Zhang as a consultant. Although many people appear to be suitable according to various data, sometimes they are rejected due to strange reasons such as being too ugly, having body odor, etc.
Those who brush their teeth, those who have been scumbags, and those who speak dirty words.
Anyway, the big picture is just that, but Jin Mei cares about the small details very much, because as a member of the multi-god system, she is very sad about blasphemy. In theory, she does not allow anyone to blaspheme easily, and
Even if some people do nothing, they still have faces that can constitute blasphemy.
In this way, the scope of screening is getting smaller and smaller. Although there are too many people in the mall, it takes them a full day to find them all.
When the last little Jackal Death was assigned, Brother Zhang let out a sigh of relief: "I feel tired for the first time."
"It's normal. It's mainly because I'm tired. Anyone who sees such dirty things will be tired." Jin Mei smiled and said to Brother Zhang, "You must recite the Holy Power of the Queen Mother to Purify the Heart and Purify the Words tonight."
"Don't miss it."
"Read it..."
"Don't miss it."
While they were talking, they suddenly saw a young lady squatting on the ground talking to a kitten, and she was one of the chosen ones, but her behavior looked weird to others, because among others
From a human perspective, this young lady is just talking to a ball of air, and even touching the air with her hands...
"It's started, it's started, the gears of destiny are turning." Jin Mei clapped her hands happily: "There will be many beautiful stories."
Brother Zhang also smiled and nodded: "We seem to have created many protagonists unintentionally."
Jin Mei hummed, and watched the girl take the kitten away with her hands behind her back, a sweet smile on her face.
As Brother Zhang said, every chosen person can actually become a protagonist in a book, because when they meet these puppies and kittens, their lives are destined to take a completely different path. path of.
Some will be plain and warm, some will be fierce and brave, and some will be funny and humorous, but the only thing that is the same is that their lives will become different from now on. Their identities give those exiled gods protection. The power of the exiled gods will also make them different from ordinary people.
"Have you noticed?" Jin Mei raised her head and looked at Brother Zhang: "Although you always say you have nothing to do, you are actually quite busy."
Brother Zhang smiled, turned around and was about to speak, when he saw an old man walking toward him tremblingly. Brother Zhang frowned, lowered his head and said to Jin Mei, "We're in trouble."
"how?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the space in the entire mall began to distort violently. All time and space began to rotate and decompose like a Rubik's Cube. Brother Zhang stretched out his hand to block the changes in time, and then twisted back the messed up time. .
"Do you feel it?" Brother Zhang asked.
Jin Mei shook her head blankly: "No, what's wrong?"
"Someone brought people back from other time and space." Brother Zhang took a deep breath: "The world line has changed."
"real?"
"Yeah." Brother Zhang nodded and said, "But I screwed it back."
Jin Mei gave him a thumbs up: "It has to be you, Mr. Zhang."