Brother Zombie raised his glass: "Thank you everyone."
It turns out that zombies can also get drunk. Brother Zhang took out a small notebook and recorded it. Then he raised his head and said to Brother Zombie: "I only have a small drink here, not heavy drinking. You have almost enough."
Brother Zombie is really happy today. He never expected that Chang'an Lane would welcome him in this way. He never expected that this small Chang'an Lane would actually be home to crouching tigers, hidden dragons. People are not normal people, and monsters are not serious either.
Monster. But he felt so happy and warm. In hundreds of years, this was the first place where he didn't have to hide, and it was also the first place where he could see so many different people gathering together.
The food here is delicious, the wine is delicious, and everyone is nice, whether it's people or monsters. In an instant, he felt like a wandering boat that had found a harbor. A traveler who had been wandering for many, many years, had a chance to meet for the first time.
I have the urge to live here forever.
It was around 12 o'clock in the evening when Brother Zombie's friend arrived belatedly. She was a woman, about thirty years old, but someone who could be friends with a zombie was definitely not a human, so she showed her age.
Not important at all.
However, this woman and the zombie brother are at two extremes. She is simply exquisite and grand. The two of them are like species from two different planets. They can make friends. It seems that just as Yang Junfeng asserted many years ago
Like that, these monsters have some issues with their fucking aesthetics.
After the woman arrived, she seemed very happy to see her zombie brother again. After sitting down, she chatted a lot, just like two old friends who hadn't seen each other for many years.
"Speaking of which, you finally dared to take off your outfit. Why are you not afraid anymore?"
Brother Zombie didn't care about the teasing from his old friends. He just smiled and said: "It's very good here."
"Oh? Really?"
She raised her head and looked at this small late-night canteen. She felt that the decoration style of this place was quite right for her, and the boss was a handsome boy, which was more to her liking, so she simply put aside her old friend.
Joking about Brother Zhang.
"Brother, do you stay open so late every day? Do you have a girlfriend?"
Brother Zhang took out the roast chicken from the stove and handed it to her, but he didn't answer her question, he just smiled.
Maybe it's because his smile is so youthful. The big sister's eyebrows and eyes are full of admiration. She holds her chin and looks at little Brother Zhang: "Little handsome guy, my sister is also single. Do you want to add a VX?"
Faced with the invitation and teasing from a mature older sister, Brother Zhang didn't say anything. He just sat there and watched her smile, and then waited for her to lose interest.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for her to seem not to be very interested in Brother Zhang anymore. After all, no one knew how many years she had lived and how many men she had met. She probably didn't even know how many men she had teased like Brother Zhang.
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After that, she chatted with the zombie brother about her situation over the years. The zombie brother rarely talked about this, but this elder sister seemed to be very generous, and she just sat there and started talking.
Brother Zhang could probably pick up some clues from her chat. The last time they met, this land was still a feudal monarchy, and the emperor at that time was still named Zhu Youjian. After that, this eldest sister has been everywhere since the Dorgon era.
Until the reform and opening up, I mainly opened pharmacies and tailor shops in these years. I did quite well in the past few years. I opened a design company in the city, made a lot of money, and became a moderate celebrity myself.
"Of course there are suitors. But... forget it, let's not mention it. As for you, you haven't told me what you've been doing all these years."
When the zombie brother heard the question, he scratched his head in embarrassment and started talking. After they separated during the Chongzhen period, the zombie brother went to Nanyang alone, and then did some small business with foreigners. By the time of World War II,
He joined the local resistance organization and worked with the Japanese there for several years. Later, he was blown up by a cannon. After he grew back, he could not return to the original team, so he had to start a wandering life.
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After wandering for almost sixty years, I returned to my hometown more than ten years ago and made a living by writing along the way.
"I just didn't expect you to read what I wrote." Brother Zombie laughed: "You would also take the initiative to contact me."
"Yes, after all, I usually have nothing to do. I just read novels. I saw a few familiar names in them, and I felt very strange. After contacting me, I found out that it was really you."
Brother Zombie smiled, but didn't say anything. He just picked up the wine and took a sip before suddenly asking: "Have you found him?"
Before, Brother Zhang thought that there was no one who could change his demeanor in one second, but now this big sister really changed her demeanor in one second. What started as a happy reunion with old friends suddenly turned into sadness.
, sadness, the face was suddenly filled with wind and frost.
"It's not that easy to find. After all, monsters have different paths. A thousand years is just a fleeting time for us, but for a person, it has already been reincarnated for ten lives. The cause and effect have been cut off, and there is no point in looking for it anymore."
Brother Zhang, who was nearby, interrupted at an inappropriate moment: "Are you looking for Xu Xian?"
Hearing this name unexpectedly, the eldest sister was startled for a moment, turned her head and looked at Brother Zhang in astonishment: "How do you know?"
"Because you are a white snake. I thought about it, isn't Zhao Yazhi the most famous among the white snakes? Besides Zhao Yazhi, she is also the white lady." Brother Zhang chuckled and said, "So I just asked casually."
Brother Zhang is actually quite happy. He has watched the Legend of White Snake all his life and has read all the versions. Now that he actually sees the real version, it is actually quite interesting. It feels like breaking the dimensional wall.
How should I put it? The real White Snake is slightly different from what he imagined. She is more demonic and has a unique non-human temperament. If she is good-looking, she is definitely good-looking. Although monsters have more or less aesthetic tastes in their spouses.
They all have some problems, but their aesthetics are never wrong. Those are all carefully selected looks. How can they not look good?
For Brother Zhang, this kind of snake demon with a demonic smell is probably the most in line with the characteristics of a real white lady. It's just that it was preconceived for him, so it seems very strange.
"It's okay, you can continue chatting."
Brother Zhang continued to work on what he was doing, and Brother Zombie also began to tell the astonished White Lady about the unique place in Chang'an Lane. After a long time, White Lady finally understood that this place was probably very different.
Not considered a normal person.
"Young handsome boy, you can actually see my true form. Then do you also have thousands of years of cultivation?"
When Xiao Zhang faced such a problem, he usually showed his ID card directly, but the white lady who saw the ID card giggled loudly, and then took out her own ID card from her bag: "Well, I'm just showing it.
You are six years older."
At this time, Brother Zhang simply showed her a photo of himself sitting on a stone lion in front of Chang'an Lane when he was a child. This dispelled the curiosity of this snake demon who likes to be more serious. However, she still had a look at Brother Zhang.
He was still worried about the revelation of her true identity.
It wasn't until the zombie brother made her drunk that she started to let herself go completely. She even started to interrogate Brother Zhang. She is a snake spirit. She is best at testing a man's determination. But this time... she seemed to have made some miscalculations.
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Because the interrogation had not officially started, a radiant person walked in from outside. Others could not see it, but the white lady's cultivation was enough to see at a glance how terrifying this woman who was so dazzling that people could not open their eyes was.
"Have a glass of fresh milk. After drinking it, I'll go back to sleep." Jin Mei sat down opposite Brother Zhang angrily: "I ran out all day today and you didn't even ask me!"
"Didn't you say yesterday that you were going to attend the first gathering of the human world today? Why should I ask?" Brother Zhang poured her a glass of milk.
Jin Mei, who was serving the milk, turned back and glanced at the dumbfounded Little White Snake, and actually laughed: "Hey, Little White Snake, long time no see."
"Xi...xi...Queen Mother of the West."
"Oh, okay, okay, it's all a false name." Jin Mei waved her hand: "Don't call me this title, just call me Jin Mei. It's a human name."
"knew……"
The white lady who used to be coquettish is now as obedient as a primary school student. Not to mention challenging Brother Zhang's weakness, she doesn't even dare to breathe loudly for fear of disturbing the supreme goddess next to her.
"The party was not successful, and many people lost contact." Jin Mei sighed: "Tomorrow I will go to a party around the world, and I feel uncomfortable thinking about the faces of those people."
Jin Mei's expression of disgust was clear, but she really meant what she said. After drinking a glass of milk, she turned around and left without any sloppiness. Brother Zhang did not count the money for her, but just said: "Thank you for your hard work."
is you."
"It's not hard work, but life is hard." Jin Mei came to the door of the room and turned around and said, "Please treat the little white snake well, I'm going back to rest."
"Um."
And since Jin Mei left, Madame Bai has become much more honest and doesn't dare to be presumptuous anymore, because the handsome boy sitting in front of her is someone who can communicate with Queen Mother Xi on an equal footing, and can even let Queen Mother Xi show her affection in front of him.
She is a little petite, although this petiteness is not obvious, but after being a woman for so many years, how can she not understand the meaning of those little moves.
It's something you can't afford to offend.
As for Brother Zhang, he didn't have any problem. He just poured the White Lady another glass of wine and said, "If you really want to find someone, you can come here more often. The information here is quite good."
"Okay...I understand." She agreed honestly: "Thank you, um...is it too late? If not, I will take him away first, he is so drunk."
Brother Zhang nodded.
After White Snake got up, she didn't forget to scan the payment code with her mobile phone: "How much is it?"
"He gave it to me." Brother Zhang pointed at the sleeping zombie brother: "Just take him there."